When you think it about, it's right

If i had to place it somewhere other than the laundry room it would be the bathroom.

I keep a dishwasher in the kitchen most the time, but she has a job so sometimes she isn't there.

>laundry room
WELL LA DE DA

Bathroom makes much more sense than kitchen. I lived in an apartment with a washer/dryer in the bathroom.... Never seen a washer in the kitchen. Seems to make as much sense as having a dishwasher in the bathroom.

wont fit in a europeon commie block
nice digits by the way

Do Americans really have a whole room just for laundry? wtf

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Don't talk about your mother that way.

>putting their washing machine anywhere but the room associated with washing

Why America

Do you not know how much space our houses have? Some can have 3 rooms for just for couches(living room, den, family room).

My grandmother used to but she had a tiny house and because of her age carrying laundry up and down old basement wood stairs was less than optimal.

Only brits have their laundry machine in the kitchen. Also, they dont usually have dishwashers. They are tied with some other eastern european shithole that I forget the name of for smallest % of households with a dishwasher.

Europe is cool for it's history and stuff, and all the buildings have "character", but man its a step down from the US as far as amenities and just quality. Feels like you step in a timewarp back to the 70's whenever you go there.

Is it true that Americans don't have seperate taps for hot and cold water?

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What television & film is this?

Jokes on you, I hand wash my clothes at the river beside my house.

Americans put them in a laundry room. Never in my life have seen an american house with a dryer/washer in a living area. it's in a closet or a designated room.

Brits put them in the kitchen.

Yea, we aren't cramped for land for the most part. We have plenty of land to build a room to dedicate to laundry.
Through,normally, water heaters and shit end up with the laundry as well.

Japan does the same, according to my japanese animes
youtube.com/watch?v=po97Cdazzto

We have one faucet that either has knobs for hot and cold or has a singular control that you lean towards a certain side for your desired water temperature.

epic post fellow incel

Is it true americans dont have a study, library and a wine/cheese cellar?

most bathroom are upstairs, i for one wouldn't want to carry one up a flight of stairs especially with narrow corridors

Germans live in 20x20ft ecocuck apartments so space is limited and they aren't allowed to own vehicles. Also the government takes a 60% tax on wages, which goes towards stuff like this.

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yes, in America we have as much space to build as we do freedom

Cold water to the left and hot water to the right.

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Counterpoint, you have no foreskin

Why would you want a bunch of loud ass machines in an area that you may spend a decent amount of time in?

American laundry machines are either in the basement, a dedicated laundry room, or a closet that can be closed off from the inhabited space, depending on design of the home and space.

This. Don't people have Utility rooms anymore?

The price of freedom is a large one.

No American weird
American sucks real hard everything they do is weird and wrong
I don't care though I never waste time obsessing American

why would it be in the bathroom?
>spending more on unnecessary rooms because Mr Developerberg and Mr. Architectstein told you that you will look poor without them

Is it true that americans have a single machine that acts as both a fridge, a freezer and can even produce little cubes of ice to put in drinks???

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>Jew and Arab shaking hands
Fucking lmao

yes i do. its just not on my cock and is in a baggie

>being a poorfag and coping this hard
pathetic

high rise apartment buildings have one laundry room per floor that is shared by the tenants

I have a laundry room, another washer and dryer in my closet, and another laundry room downstairs off my gym

>not the bedroom
What do you sleep on?

Is it true that Americans aren't allowed to own kettles? How do you make tea?

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not according to Kinsey

You just did you moron

A lot of places in Europe (including Germany) regularly put their washing machines in the kitchen. Pretty dumb tweet desu.
This is pretty dumb though. Why have separate taps when you can have a single one one and regulate the temprature at will?

where's the dryer?

Australian and it's the cheapest 1 bedroom flat i could find. It's not really a separate room so much as it is just some extra space near the back door with some fittings.

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we even have it south america europoors

freedom aint free
the tree of liberty gotta be littered with the foreskins of infants

>spending more on unnecessary rooms because Mr Developerberg and Mr. Architectstein told you that you will look poor without them

Listen retard, we have these new things called doors. Even if the laundry machines are in a common area they are at least contained so you don't have to listen to motors running constantly. Having your washing machine out in the open is retarded.

Besides, having a laundry room is a middle-upper class thing. Most people have them in their basement.

Oh no, America is doomed due to a lack of dick skin.

They don't drink tea but would microwave some water if they had to.

europeans live in tiny little boxes and apartments like plebs
Americans have large houses because we're not poorfags with 0 land, we can afford to have a laundry room unlike Europoors lmao

>not building your own house from the sears catalog
shiggy

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Why wouldn't it be in the bathroom?
That's where you get changed.

You bring fresh clothes into the bathroom, take a shower, put dirty clothes in the washer.

Is that metal grating across the door to stop poisonous abbos getting in?

right there

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But laundry rooms are a normal thing everywhere, including europe. Is this a German thing to not have a laundry or utilities room?

God I fucking hate boomers

I heard it's customary to throw away any tea they find into the nearest bay so they just don't drink it

It's fine in Germany, my foreign habibi. We built a racial utopia here.

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you mean a fridge?

What the fuck, bongs can't figure out how to use one tap for both? What if you want to wash your hands in warm water, not hot or cold?

Is it true Americans build their houses out of wood?

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As far as I know, those are found only in the old houses, because cold water used to be fit for drinking and hot water was not, so they used separate pipes to serve them (I might not be a 100% on the details). Also, that's a thing in both burgerland and the bongland.

No you dumb asshole. We have dedicated laundry rooms or utility spaces/closets in smaller homes. If you don't know shit about us, refrain from discussing us.

We fought and won a war to not have to drink your shitty leaf flavored water. It isn't that we can't have kettles, we just have no need for them.

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We can own kettles, but why own kettles when there is often a large body of water near by?

>But laundry rooms are a normal thing everywhere, including europe
lol nope
having an entire room dedicated to just laundry is an exclusively american form of autism

You mix it idiot

No, that's pathetic. Pardon me while I use my laundry room while you tumble dry by your toilet.

old houses in the UK thing, used to be that the hot water was not safe to drink

Separate taps are a relic from before mixing valves worked well without being expensive. Europoors just can't afford to fix their plumbing up to modern standards.

>t. poorfag who doesn't even have a utility room for his laundry and cleaning supplies and just stacks everything into his bathroom like a fucking peasant
LMAO

You drink iced tea though which is just cold tea with massive amounts of sugar added, then you wonder why your leg is rotting.

>The most normal thing
Narcissists that mangle the english language like this should be publicly executed

Thats a screen door my dude, it's a door you can leave closed and let air in without the cheeky bugs getting inside.

But i live in england and we have a laundry room, and so do all of my friends.

I have my dishwasher in the bedroom.
My oven in the bathroom.
My washer in the kitchen.
My bed in the living room.
My PC on the porch.

at least my dick hasn't been mutilated by kikes so

win some lose some my friend

How, by moving your hands back and forth? Or needing to fill a 20 liter sink just to wash your hands?

Holy fuck bongland is a joke

for

Don't be ignorant

Are you sure it's not just a scullery / utility room with a laundry machine and dryer in it?

lmao mad af burger

No, it's the greedy fucks that shit out houses and apartments for middle class sheeple that use wooden framing. It's fine enough if nothing bad happens.

Pretty much.

posh cunt

Unless you live in the STL then it's brick.

im not even cut
cope harder europoor
I could probably buy your entire family just with the equity of my home

england isn't europe

i've never seen a screen door made of chain link fence
is it because the spiders are so muscular?

cope

neat

Based

We're talking about Europe here.

Their Socialist utilitarian housing is not only soul-crushing to loo at; it's also impractically small.

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>t. foreskin bitten off by rabbi goldberg
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You could fit a golf ball through those gaps though

>this is normal in America

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AAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEERRRRRRIIIIICCCAAAAANSSSSS
FUCK ME, LET'S MAKE ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT AMERRRRRIIIIICCAAAAAANS
I TALK SHIT BUT I CLEARLY CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT AAAAAAAAAMEEEEEERIIIIIIICAAAAAANS IN AAAAAAAMEEEEERIIIIIICAAAAA!

>Americans
>drinking anything but soft drinks

ye

imagining a world where a house was a place for a man to rest his head, rather than a financial instrument used by the chinese and wall street to extract wealth from me, makes me want to stab a boomer in the neck

i will continue to listen to my white trash neighbors screaming kids through the thin walls of my fourplex rental, while the landlord increases rent every time my lease is up, and i will say thank you for taking 1/3 of my income sir, i appreciate the opportunity to not be homeless

Not having a room dedicated to prayer mats leaves you with an extra room you can use for whatever you want.

the fuck is that?

There's a fly screen between the gaps

>implying americans drink anything but high fructose corn syrup injected straight into their bloodstream

>eurocucks have such small houses they dont have a room for their laundry machines

you've got literal cardboard houses

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There's mesh covering the door, that's just part of the frame.

oh okay i couldn't see that in the picture

I'm almost certain they don't even have room for kitchens and just cook in the bathroom too lmao

>he isn’t cut

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No we don't. Southerners, a subgroup that the rest of us consider to be dumb as shit, drink Sweet tea.

Despite the name, the tea is not the main ingredient, the sugar is. Sweet tea is actually maximized sugar water that they then add a little bit of tannins to introduce some bitterness to counteract the sugar. Some sweet teas don't even have any tea in them.

A normal American bathroom for when you marry someone you love instead of a stranger your parents sold you to for a cow.

You don't have joined toilets in Europe? What if you and your wife need to shit at the same time?

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Do Americans really do this?

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>I may not have Freedom of Speech or the Right to Bear Arms or even a basic decent income, but at least I have a smelly cock full of smegma! Take that, Americans!

Wow Fritz, you REALLY showed him.

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this wew
american houses get shredded into toothpicks by a squall

meanwhile european commie blocks and western commie block equivalents could withstand a 9.9 richter earthquake

is that why euro food is such shit?

most eurofags will never own a home

The outside of the house is the most weather resistant part of the house. It's corrugated metal covered in plastidip. You pleb.

amerisharts have theirs in the kitchen?
never realized that but it's been like this in every amerifat movie now that I think about it

if europoors had weather, those houses would not survive either

>renting an extra room just for laundry

American rent is that cheap?

I live in Slavland and no one here has lived in wooden houses since 1950.

This.

Meanwhile in reality.....

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They have smaller houses and it also reduces plumbing costs.

>plumbing costs
are eurofags really that hard up for money?

wrong because we build our houses with stone, concrete and brick instead of plywood, plexiglass and ducktape like sharts do

Yes US houses tend to be bigger

He asked a question you dumb mutt.

>and they aren't allowed to own vehicles

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>Bathroom makes much more sense than kitchen.
No it doesn't, putting electrical appliances in the most humid place in the house is dumb as fuck

Ya'll niggas don't get tornados, and die because it's 80 degrees f(freedom heat units) outside.
Or because your shitty apartment building is covered in kindling.

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You guys drink hot tea with massive amounts of sugar and wonder why your teeth are rotting and look like a fifty year old picket fence.

better to protect from terrorist attacks i guess

>debt is good for you guys! just look at me, im an amerishart with 15 maxed out credit cards hehe my rabbi told me to go buy some more useless shit so im on my way to walmart right now

In South Korea they have more circumcision than US and no room

It's an old dream. youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ

powerful

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>having actual floorspace is a Jewish ploy to oppress Aryans

The actual fucking state of Eurotrash.

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My washer/dryer are in the garage.

Whoops, saved the thumbnail.

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I do renovations. A late trend, even with people that have big houses, is to put it in the bathroom on the top story as to avoid walking down to the basement and back upstairs when its done. They're usually tucked away in a closet, though. The problem with this, and why traditionally they are placed in a basement, is because if the machine malfunctions and over flows, your house is now fucked.

>le boomer facebook meme
Nice one fellow 60yo virgin

>praying to coca cola
yep
she's american all right
dog bless the us of a

>Americans have large houses because we're not poorfags with 0 land, we can afford to have a laundry room unlike Europoors lmao

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subprime_mortgage_crisis

This looks like a photo included in a Creepypasta.

Do Americans really do this?

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>Space after quote
>>>Reddit

is that why europeans hate americans so much? Because we go over there and take fat american sized shits and destroy your plumbing systems?

good god I can't wait for those retarded bongs to fuck off out of the EU already so we can tell the dying amerishart empire to get rekt and start full cooperation with russia and china

It only needs to last until the next hurricane anyways

What they’re probably referring to is a lot of Americans will have a garage that connects to a small room that’s connected to a kitchen and the rest of the house. Most people use that small room for their laundry machines so they either don’t have to lug it down to a basement or can make that room feel like it has a purpose.

Yea, the hospital charges you to clean your newborn baby after you touch it with your unwashed hands that have been in your own ass.

>Mr. Pibb cross
Good taste.

Americans don't even have separate rooms for toilet and bath. So if you live with someone, and want to shit when he is taking a shower, too bad.

Nice trips. I live in the city and rent. We have a closet with the stacked washer and dryer. I don't like unnecessary space. I grew up in a big house and it just mean't more to clean on the weekends.

well it has the boiler in a cupboard in that same room so i suppose its a utility room?

Do Americans really flush toliet paper down the toilet insted of using a bin?

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I do. Not sure why though, I'll have to ask my mom some day.

pic related was stone wall that survived since the 1800s only until it was hit by a tornado
you wouldn't be safe in your little medieval rock box

Hey if the banks want to trust a bunch of people with other peoples money that's their problem.

Despite Millennial whining online, yes it really is. People that you see complaining about American housing prices are trying to find homes in trendy, high cost cities. Everywhere else is dirt cheap.

Any city that is not New York, Chicago, LA, or San Francisco has affordable but still decent housing.

Second tier cities like where I live are amazing to live and work in. I am an electrician so no degree of any sort. I bought a house that is 4 bedrooms, three bathrooms, a sizable yard, is a block from a city park with a massive playground for kids, a block from another park that runs along a river, and two blocks from a marina and public boat ramp on that river.

My house cost me $99,000. I pay my monthly mortgage with four days of work.

c sections are unnatural

Yeah I agree, I hate it when I want to wash my clothes but someone's locked the kitchen door because they're having a bath in there.

Same as in the Netherlands, yet we're happier than mutts. Maybe accumulating as much wealth as possible isn't all that satisfying.

Americans. What's up with that "flush a toilet and the person showering gets a hot/cold splash" thing i see so much in movies? Why does that happen?

That's why we have multiple bathrooms.

That's backwards.

european tent cities are filled with shitskins

american tent cities are filled with wypipo

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>thinking you have to max out credit cards to have a laundry room
I live in a 1 bedroom apartment that has it's laundry room, It must suck to be even poorer than me kek.

Most houses have more than one bathroom.
You can have two people showering at the same time.
Having only one bathroom is rare in a house that's been built in the last 200 years.

I know right
It's great that we don't have a standing military that can do anything but give milk cartons to africans so it'll be great when we swap chinas dick in for americas
China being the worlds sovereign nation will be so sweet

do europeons not have space?

>as Americans were FREE to do as we please
>okay then I want to have the choice to have an abortion
>no not like that

New Zealand even our fucking poorest houses have them.
We have the highest suicide rates in the western world yet Europe sounds infintely more depressing.

in america, is use of toilet scissors necessary inside home usage?

Most are two bed, 2 bathrooms, so not true. Also

>not having a utility room
>wearing shoes inside the house (this goes for my fellow Americans

South American here, we do have.

they're not even accumulating wealth
they're accumulating debt

9 out of 10 americans bragging about their spacious homes and useless piles of plastic shit got all that via bank loans and credit cards so every time the market has a little hickup (let alone a major recession) they lose everything and wander the streets with a shopping trolley to hold all their "wealth"

Have you never been to a city?

It's more because Euros don't actually put ice in everything. Or ice cream on every dessert.

Happens here too. I'm European.

it will certainly be better than americans and their constant barrage of degeneracy and depravity

just fuck off back to your own continent already ww2 was over 70 years ago and the cold war 30 years ago why are you still here

Yea, just wait until Abdul comes and kills your baby for you, like a normal person.

>Americans have to use lube to jerk off because their cut dicks dry out

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>"Children being raised Christian!?!? What backwards barbarity! I wish Americans were civilized like us Europeans and forced their children to pray to the one true God Allah and Muhammad his prophet."

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So block apartments in New York or somewhere all have multiple bathrooms. Is that what you want to say?

europe is tiny compared to america
all of europe occupies the space of like half of the US and has 150 million more population than the US

Yeah, a lot of the old plumbing up in the historic Northeast isn't up to modern standards so you have to chop your turds up a little before you flush.

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it's for energy efficiency, less vents going outside

Yeah it goes in the kitchen because after washing it gets carried out into the garden to dry, or is machine dried then ironed and stored, none of this happens inside the small, damp space known as the bathroom.

Apparently no one uses lube to jerk off, cut or uncut, and it's just a big meme in movies and tv.

After you flush the toilet, the tank must fill up with water so it sort of cuts off the rest of the water supply while it does so. I have a water filter mounted on my kitchen sink and using the faucet just kills the filter pressure.

Washers usually have their own rooms or are in tiny closets. At least from what I've seen

So you're not actually for freedom at all?

>feeling superior because you parents didn't have a jew goblin come and cut off 2/3 of your dick to sacrifice to the God of shekels and good luck
Fucking pleb.

I’ve actually talked to Europeans about this before and it surprises me how they don’t really understand how destructive tornadoes can be. Those fuckers are literal columns of whirling death and do way more damage than you’d ever think capable.

lmao what the fuck

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or you could do like normal people and cut the middle man and put the thing outside

Yeah usually it's adjacent to the basement armory.

That was a low blow.

>Be American
>Get a shot
>Of insulin

Europreans dont recognize the concept of mixing valves?

>not having a cheeky chat with sis while taking a nasty dump

>the outliers set the rule
Wow, good argument.

The hot water is kept in a tank so when you flush the toilet a lot of the water flow your house is capable of goes to the toilet but the hot water still gets supplied at the same rate.

4 bedroom 1 bathroom?! What the fuck.

>yet we're happier than mutts

According to those same polls so is North Korea.
It's almost like polling doesn't take brainwashing into account.

lol settling where your neighbor is a literal columns of whirling death
the absolute state oof amerifatards lol

No, we are saying everyone that doesn't live in the ghetto has multiple. The difference is middle class Europeans still live in what we would consider poorfag ghettos in the US. In the US, even most lower class people could afford to buy a home if they stopped spending their money on cigarettes and meth. Only the very bottom of the US can't afford good housing.

Based

I hate Americans

lolno its because america is a corporate dystopia devoid of any and all meaning beyond the hoarding of things

>visit Belgium
>have to spend 5 minutes trying to understand how their toilets even work, at first I thought it was clogged
>as far as I can figure, your butt goes below the waterline and a cyclical current pulls solid matter including floaters down to a trapdoor
>when you flush, the trapdoor is lifted and all the waste and water is sucked down the drain
Belgians on /int/ and /pol/ have denied any existence of such a toilet.

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This doesnt happen with modern plumbing anymore, btw

People that own house in Europe have multiple bathrooms as well, you are no exception in this.

You do realize that tornadoes occur on most of the continent right?

German here. Just wondering, don't you think it's a good idea to have the washing machine ideally where your dropping your dirty clothes? You know, like when taking a shower for example. Well, instead of taking all your dirty clothes and putting them into the place where you eat? Sure, take those dirty underwear into the kitchen, makes perfect sense.

I hope you all get a meningitis.

>Not having someone who pick your whole laundry to the launderette

So this is how life is when you're poor.
Interesting.

Was this before or after the housing crisis that fucked half the globe?

Whatever you have to tell yourself to make yourself feel better about being poor and devoid of civil liberties, Jorg.

Same thing in Canada too. Americans just have to make everything terrible.
Like take your fucking shoes off inside you lazy fucks.

How is it not considered in poor taste to have religious iconography in the form of an advertisement display for fucking soda?

only bongs have this garbage

brits are the ones who put the laundry machines in the kitchen
they also carpet their bathrooms

Why do people brush their teeth in the Bathroom? The same room/sink where poop hands go and piss is in the air, that's where you store toothbrushes/brush your teeth?
Shouldn't you brush your teeth in the kitchen? Instead of the room where butt stuff happens, shouldn't you be in the kitchen where mouth stuff happens?

Yea, tornados are pretty hefty.

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Europeans keep blacks in Africa. Where do Americans keep their blacks?

we chose living next to columns of whirling death over living next to europoors
you seem mad about it

>Look what that tornado did to the local Nigger containment facility?

The thing with european homes is that they're actually made from stone, it's some wooden shack you have to rebuild every 20 years.

>Be American
>Get a cardiac arrest
>Police put you in jail for unlawful arrest

its america user
they have no such thing as "taste" or "shame"

The average American wardrobe is the size of a small tent. Washing out their yellow poo stains is no small feat.

You put a laundry basket in the bathroom, and collect the laundry at the end of day for one large load instead of doing 10 smaller ones.

>Europe
that's actually USA LMAO

used to be at the abortion clinic in alabama but ev*ngelicals ruined that

Literally this.

Who the fuck puts their washer/drier in the fucking bathroom OR kitchen, unless it's a very specific effort to conserve space like an apt complex or little land to use?

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Is it true that americans cheer, clap and scream while watching movies in the cinema?

Why are burgers so angry?

Why?

I now live in the smallest house I've ever had, still have a laundry room.

Industry has dried up in those cheap areas. All the high paying jobs are centralizing in the cities you listed, hence the skyrocketing housing and CoL prices.

You're an exception more than the rule. I work in software development in Seattle. There are like 10-12 cities in the US where I can make my worth and they're all expensive.

It's objectively good banter if it got that much attention.

>visit Greece
>notification everywhere to throw used toilet paper into a garbage can instead of toilet
>enter the hotel room
>it is right there next to toilet
These apeshits literally throw toiletpaper with shit on it into garbage can and and let it yeast until they throw it out. I had to take it several times myself because the cleaning service wouldn't do it until it was full.
Fuck Greece and fuck every dirty, smelly, curry country that does this.

If it were europe they'd all be facing mecca like proper muzzies.

>muh dik

>haha, you're not free to murder people, therefore you don't have freedom!

seething europoor cuck

>Yea Forums - Television and Film

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It IS considered in poor taste by most people. But Americans apparently aren't quite as uppity and whiny as Europeans, so most people probably chose to ignore it or laugh at it rather than send the store-owner death-threats and mail-bombs as is the norm for when Europe's current religious populous is lightly offended.

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If you don't use a bidet after shitting, you are fucking monkey tier.

>Americans don't even have a handshower and wash their asses with paper

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Australian bugs are big mate

So you have two washers then, too? One for each? Because an extra bathroom doesn't solve the problem.

Hey, that's a cool clock, boy. Come into White House to hang out with us.

Lmao no it isn't? You just made that up

In most homes they typically in the garage or basement, which in America are carpeted and comfy. And generally there is a tv to watch while you fold and unused exercise equipment to hang clothes on.

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>he doesn't have a power washer in his bathroom to blast shit out from betwixt his cheeks at 200 miles an hour

Both.

The Sub-Prime Mortgage crisis was caused by lenders being forced into giving loans to the people I said can't or won't afford it (because apparently it is racist to not give loans to black people that don't repay loans), then predictably, those people did not repay their loans, causing lenders to go bankrupt. That's what the "Sub-Prime" part means. Had the government not forced Liberal feel-good policies on private businesses there would have been no crisis.

>OMG i can't kill my baby? POLICE STATE!

If only you cared this much about the fact that your citizens literally get dragged off in handcuffs for stuff like making videos about a Pug being a Nazi or liking "homophobic" limericks on Twitter.

>21y old office worker
Does she work in the relieve department?

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kek

Jesus christ this cant be real
>let's work together to destroy western civilization
>white person autisticly screeching in the background
>american tent cities are filled with wypipo
If only that were true

i happen to, in my current (not small) apartment. in my old townhouse, we had a utility room. in my apartment before that (small-ish), it was in the bathroom. in my parents' house, they have a utility room. in their old house, they had it in an attached garage/toolroom space just off the kitchen. all of these are pretty normal in the US.

I'm out this bitch

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>Europoors dont have a laundry room

>i don't want to allow people to get gender reassignment surgery
>I don't want to allow people to euthanize themselves
>I don't want to allow people to marry if they have the wrong genitals
>preventing life by taking away a non-sentient block of cells is not okay but cutting the dick off a baby is fine

TRUMP 2020 FREEDOM BABY

And where does the derivatives market growing to gargantuan proportions come in?

I mean there's also like 570 other breads in grocery stores you can buy instead.

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My house is over 100 years old. If our houses are made of paper, apparently our paper is much better than yours, much like everything else.

Superior slav bread coming through.

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europeans are so delicate. any explanations?

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Hahahaha your revisionism is impressive

>contractually obligated to add in half a dozen 'syrups' and 'oils' of things that should never be near bread
my fucking sides america is disgusting

youtube.com/watch?v=HpPUUWp5sO4

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>absolutely everything packed and sealed with additives
???

lmfao americans have the washing machine in the kitchen? Every day burgertards impresses me even more with their autism

Post that did not age well

>dude kill babies and mutilate your genitals! that's what matters! fucking mean old nazi Americans need to understand this and stop criticizing my life choices! that should be illegal!

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not interbred with niggers
african genetic base keeps americans heat resistant

Then go to a bakery or make your own? Why are you such a socialist nigger?

>wall full of food, available for low prices

This triggers the European Socialist.

Americans have to be the most butthurt people in the entire world

You're as free as a bird begging for money in the streets because your employer can fire you for retweeting the wrong thing or showing up at a right-wing demonstration lmao

A corporate totalitarian state. Freedom. Hilarious.

>good bread is socialist now

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>i literally can't read

Washing machines are usually placed in the cellar.

t. European

OFFICIAL WASHING MACHINE LOCATION POWER RANKINGS

1. Laundry Room
2. Kitchen
3. Garage
4. Bathroom

Yes because our toilets are more powerful.
Unlike in Europe we are not used to the smell of shit in the air constantly, so we flush it.
Mongaloid

You actually hate freedom when it's shit you personally don't agree with.
Now lick your employer's boot and definitely don't unionize because he can fire you at any time!

Imagine being european and being hated by the sun, the thing that makes all life possible, you mutations should move to Antarctica and live in a igloo or something.

>absolutely everything packed and sealed with additives

Wow, almost like food is shipped all over the fucking world?
There's nothing inherently wrong with "additives" so long as they are benign additives, and there's definitely nothing wrong with packing and sealing food.

Are you some kind of Luddite from rural Poland that drinks unpasteurized milk from the family goat? Because for everyone else food-technology like this isn't that strange.

Death to America

This unironically. I'd rather have Russia than the US

>additives are inherently bad
It would probably make more sense when you consider that most ingredients that went into that loaf of bread traveled a further distance to become bread than you have traveled in the last ten years.

>You're as free as a bird begging for money in the streets because your employer can fire you for retweeting the wrong thing or showing up at a right-wing demonstration lmao

That shit is even MORE prevalent in Europe and you faggots defend it as a GOOD thing.

>There's nothing inherently wrong with "additives"
Enjoy ur ass cancer

>37c is hotter than people can imagine
lmao even Canada gets up to 40 in the summer in some parts

>m-muh circumcision

it is an ancient practice (noted in Herodotus) for hygiene and it is not required by law in the US. anyway, i am happy that you don't live here when you believe in things like "gender reassignment surgery". however, it's a shame that you live in the West at all.

Is every other laborer the exception also? I am nothing special. Everyone I work with has similar stories to me.

Sure all the high paying jobs may be in those few spots but most people are not going to have those. You say there are a dozen cities you can make your worth but is it worth getting paid that if it costs half your income just for your cost of living?

You should be aiming for the highest net income, not gross. I could make more by moving to another city as well but it would cost me so much that I would come out behind in the long run.

Moving to Chicago would double my hourly wage but I would have to give up my large house, my short commute, my nice quiet neighborhood with all the perks I described above, my low mortgage, and the total lack of significant crime. How is that an improvement?

Does aanybody think about Germany? I mean those guys triedto roll out on the world...thenjust kinda slank back except 99 red baloons in the 80s.

Culturally what do they have? Rammeseinand uel boll?

>You actually hate freedom when it's shit you personally don't agree with.

t. faggot in a country where it's literally ILLEGAL to deny the Holocaust happened.

enjoy prison

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>Thread hit bump limit
Based mods allowing Amerilards to be dabbed on

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those are a good idea on paper but how do you deal with water going everywhere and how do you wipe off all the water from your ass?

>"Noooooo, people will see what i truly am"

Have sex

This is photoshopped no are that many kinds of bread
Suck this dick america hahahahaha
You get free tornados and we get free healthcare ahahahahaha

This. Non-burgers are perpetually OBSESSED.

Meanwhile Europeans go to an American website coded by an American, hosted in America and primarily filled with Americans, and constantly complain about America.

So who is more butthurt, Fritz?

based jason

>90F weather warrants 120 point font headline

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>mods have anything to do with bump limits

There it is lmao

>You get free tornados and we get free healthcare ahahahahaha
based

>Additives are inherently bad

Yeah, just like vaccines are bad because they literally have diseases in them. You're a real smart one.

Don't forget, the internet itself is American.

Those are some bretty gud tits.

Because they are genuinely unhappy. They get exploited their entire lives by corporations who can run wild, while all they are occupied with is beating some 'other' that has been created by their overlords to not make them revolt. As long as they are fighting this 'other' they are docile little idiots who actively go against their own interests.

That one little dopamine rush they get from showing it to the libruls or drumpf is just enough to not even try achieving true freedom and happiness.

>tfw being taller than 180cm is rare for an american

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>crying about circumcision while also shilling for men that literally mutilate their cocks into Franken-ginas due to Mental Illness

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it took like 30 posts for a circumcision post
i think we held out pretty well

i thought i was browsing /int/ for a second wtf

Also, the first computer was built in a basement in Iowa.

Except is isn't because we have actual labor laws you moron. 'at-will employment' hahahah

If only you could have held on to your foreskin for as long

何言ってんだお前、ここは誰のサイト分かってないのか

Yeah my parents immigrated here from Europe. I have a foreskin and grew up in a big house. Europe is garbage

You are barely considered the west. You're like the third world of the west and the only reason we even tolerate you at all is because you're country is so big and necessarily a large economy.

>it is not required by law in the US
Tell that to the mother that faced jail time and had to sign the consent form in tears.

>You get free tornados and we get free healthcare

Your healthcare isn't free though.
At least we don't pay taxes on tornadoes.

I'm 190cm, and my two brothers aren't much shorter than me.
I'm an outlier though, and my family is only like third generation American.

The only international cultural relevence that Germany has currently is people making fun of them for intentionally destroying themselves via immigration policy.

Also, my favorite bar imports German Bier for Oktoberfest.

>exceptions are the rule
Just head up to /fit/. People there are amazed if someone is 6ft tall.

FACT: men who are circimised later in life always report reduced sensitivity and less enjoyment from sex/maturbation.

Just imagine being born American and never knowing how good sex is supposted to feel.

Nobody actually cares about stupid fringe shit like that, lol. You can seethe over your fantasy conspiracy theories all you want I'd rather live in a place where I don't get exploited by corporations for everything I have and take it lying down.

Stay jealous

>Why are burgers so angry?

It's your countries that are constantly on fire, Ahmed, not ours.

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>because you are country is so big

>Except is isn't because we have actual labor laws

People in Europe get fired all the time for petulant bullshit and everyone knows it.
Go like a "problematic" tweet about immigrants and see what happens, Nigel.

We appropriated your culture and your imageboards, don't make us do it again zipperheads

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show me your license for that opinion, i have a strong suspicion that your social score is sub-average

>crying about freedom
>actually is against freedom as soon as it's something you personally disagree with
What happened to land of the free mutt?

So you live in some fantasy world then.
Just because you aren't AS exploited, doesn't mean you aren't exploited. And there isn't a single country on the face of the earth that isn't being exploited by someone.

>You're like the third world of the west

Funny how a "third world country" dominates yours in terms of finance, scientific research, military technology, space-exploration, media, global relevancy, etc.

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>source: my ass

>capitalist America: lines of bread as far as the eye can see
>third world c*Mmunist shitholes: lines FOR bread as far as the eye can see

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keep painting rocks america lol

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I'm not Swedish. Corporations go to the US because they can freely exploit the workers. You're a third world country because you work like a slave and have nothing to show for it. (except debt)

Keep kicking rocks Achmed

Man, that's a sick come back. I'm sure he's currently looking up ways to kill himself.

europoors will never know the joy of visiting Costco for low prices on massive quantities of items then getting a slice of pizza with a coke and churro on the way outdog bless ameriga

>mutts think Europe is just the UK
>mutts here don't realize we regard the UK is basically the US of Europe
>mutts have 24/7 surveillance on them from their own government agencies but they're too busy fighting a non-existent enemy to care

At least we don't buy other countries garbage to use to run our energy plants

You pay far more for food than we do? Tf you talking about

Enjoy your shitty processed food

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>I live in a country that doesn't try and watch my every move
So some African shithole that doesn't have the resources to watch civilians at all times?
Europe isn't on the African continent, I think you're lost.

>including 2 Kennedys

Me on the right

>paid vacation is a distant dream for 99.999% of americans
>land of the free to work my ass off until I die

My government doesn't have the NSA. Patriot Act cuck.

we have it is called Waschküche

you like our shitty processed food don't you user? cant wait to go to McDonalds for that small taste of freedom and pesticide in your burgers and fries...and drinks to a lesser extent

What's wrong with work?

You sure do like it yourselves. Fast food every day because your 12 hour work days doesnt give you time to cook your own food - and that food is too expensive anyway so better go to that Micky D's!

just one of the many freedoms europoors will never know

Unpaid vacation is only for filthy low level fast food workers.
If you have a full time job, you earn paid vacation. Even if it isn't because of a government mandate.
Now imagine living somewhere where you only get a paid vacation because the government forces your employer to do so, and feeling superior.

>12 hour work days
That's a lot of overtime. Big checks, big houses, big trucks, big toys. Enjoy your poverty

There's nothing wrong with work. There's something wrong with groveling your entire life for an employer because they can boot you out at any moment for any reason at all, working triple shifts just to put bread on the table, getting virtually no paid vacation and spending your last moments on this earth dirt poor when you're too old to work.

Greece might want to take out one more loan to get some decent fucking plumbing.

>literally everyone in your country gets paid vacation
>somehow this is a bad thing because the government made this so
we need more freedom for corporations!!
fucking corporate cucks

>one year of work gets you 10 days paid vacation
hahahahaha, imagine getting 2 weeks off for giving your life to a corporation for an entire year and being happy about it