Questions for George

What was the Mountain’s workout plan? Did he maintain a steady source of protein? What did he do in times of flood and famine?

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>implying Gurm knows anything about workout plans

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>wake up at 7
>rape some peasant wench
>eat an entire chicken, a loaf of bread and a wheel of cheese for breakfast
>train with the sword for 2 hours
>kill some unruly peasants
>eat a pheasant, a bunch of quaill eggs and a loaf of bread with 200g of butter and a parnsip
>go raid a castle
>eat half a roasted piglet, a loaf of bread and some roasted onions
>end the day raping another 2-3 wenches

What was his rape policy?

>working out
>the mountain

Only incels work out and develop muscle, Ser Gregor is pure BONE and thick skin. He never saw a dumbbell in his entire life.

It's funny because Halfthor is 90% steroids and 10% bone

where can i sign up for this program

did the mountain went through bulking/cut periods or did he followed the gaintaining approach?

what was his carb policy?

SS + QYBURN

in the book it's implied he's alive due to magic and has no head. disputable, though. they did send the mountain's skull to dorne as an offering, but they comment it's not big enough to be the mountain's. but during one of his visions bran sees the mountains and peeks under his helmet and sees nothing but some kind of bloody darkness

In the book's its also stated that he suffered for weeks before dying.

Has Qyburn ever been hinted as studying magic in the books?

yes, qyburn is in the show is very close to qyburn in the books.

He literally go expelled from Maester-college for studying necromancy.

I often quibble with GRRM because he's a bit of a hypocrite 2bh

GODS I WISH THAT WERE ME
>tfw 6'3 120kg manlet

how did GRRM get away with that stupid tax comment?
he doesn't bother with such details at all in his books.
he could've worded what he meant much better than this.

>tfw 5'9" 71 kg manlet
Want to get to 66 kg so I can be 60's english rockstar tier

What's the signifigance of 66 ?

>and a parsnip
too far

Except for the part where show Qyburn is super nice and friendly and loyal while book Qyburn enjoys torturing women to death and is clearly plotting against the Lannisters

Crushing someone's skull is a great pec workout but you can only use a skull once and he has to get his reps in. You do the math.

Theres alot of peasants in Westeros.

He was a lord so he would have a steady diet of all kinds of meat, that's certain. And he was a knight so he worked out constantly training with the sword, riding (good cardio, it's not just sitting), and running around with 150lbs of armor on him. It's realistic

And there's a lot less every time he gets a set in.

people were smaller back in the day, The mountain was probably only 5'7'', but just looked big compared to most people who were under 5'0''

almost no dietary fiber desu

Guess why they died at 40.

ASOIAF has loads of really tall people in it. Robert B was around 6'6", then you have your Great Jon and Hodor just above 7' and finally you have the mountain a few inches shy of 8'

Google the workout plans for Roman gladiators. Should give you an idea.

Roman Gladiators were fat. More fat = more shielding of vital organs from slashes.

I can assure you that Hofthor has a healthy layer of fat on him.

Nope. Gladiators looked like the miner from Chernobyl. They needed 10-20cm of fat around their core to shield them from getting stabbed in the kidney.

Don't quote me on it but his power must come from the same thing that made him a 8 feet tall absolute unit

The man drinks milk of the poppy like water to stop his headache so he is far from a normal human

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adjusted for inflation

Based and mountain-pilled.

>What was the Mountain’s workout plan?
Fight most of the day, hunt a bunch, walk basically everywhere
>Did he maintain a steady source of protein?
Eggs & meat are plenty in medieval times
>What did he do in times of flood and famine?
Bully other people into giving him their food

Rape
Kill
Repeat

Think young iggy pop build

The hounds described as being close to seven foot, Vargo Hoat is also said to be nearly as tall as the hound, Brennie too. Lot of tall niggas