What did you think of the new tomb raider movie?

What did you think of the new tomb raider movie?

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it fucking sucked. lara racing bikes and shit for half hour bored me enough, then recycled scenes from the game and lot of nothing till very last few minutes in himiko's tomb

Um, that's El Castillo and I think you'll find it's a temple and NOT a "tomb." Shit cosplay.

Looks like a porn movie shoot

It was a bland modern action adventure, I couldn't belive the actress they cast as Lara was supposed to be Lara, She did a fien job though.

that ass is FAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT

Lara has to hang from ledges all the time
Those arms couldn't support the weight of that dumper

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Sweet Vishnu look at the toilet on that biche

is that enji?

Pretty mediocre/boring. The older ones are better even though very cheese

cute belly :3

fudge

I'd become her Womb Raider

blasphemy

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Great cosplay

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I have never given a shit about the tomb raider franchise.

She looks like she has trouble moving. I seriously doubt she could do any climbing.

I prefer the one where she gets fucked by a horse

Built to be kept in a breeding farm.

Walton Goggins/10

>sexappealto100.webm

femanons, you may not like it but this is what peak femininity looks like

>that peak of ass cheek in the end

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I'd be in jail for rape if that thing walked near me

Holy incel Batman

>tfw no enji gf

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Not an incel, but a man has his limits

Rape isn’t even about sexual desire, it’s about power. You just feel powerless you little creep. Copulate consensually, you sexless freak.

>Rape isn’t even about sexual desire, it’s about power

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You must be ironically shitposting

they would shop out the other people

Reddit

>brapwhore
>peak femininity

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fuck off with this disgusting goblina avatarfag

in english, doc

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>tomb raider is about solving puzzles and clues
>spends majority of the movie building running from enemies in a forest and the only small part towards the end in that dumbass tomb solving for the artifact
They also tried to do this stupid gameplay scenes where if you played the game. Sometimes you would climb and then all of a sudden a piece of a rock or ladder would break in order to keep us on the edge of our seat. It didnt work out at all in the movie.

would be better if there a penis

Asian laura is the best

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Do you even know what that means?

this is what women actually believe

>Asian

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Look at this moralfag

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>rape is about power
kek this is my favorite female meme

I will now watch your movie

What are you even saying

This is why psychology is a soft science.

>tomb raider is about solving puzzles and clues
Now that is some 2003 outlook on Tomb Raider franchise, user, seriously. Last one that had any sort of puzzles was Tomb Raider Anniversary and only because the framework of classic Tomb Raider forced them to put them in, because Legends were once again utterly braindead.

Yeah, okay. Trust me, if I raped her, it would be 100% because I sexually desire her. I'd be happy if it was consensual too, but believe me, if I knew I could get away with it, I'd rape her over and over, too, and it'd be completely because I just want to fuck this woman's brains out because she's hot as hell.

I would raid her tomb if you know what I mean

Imagine watching a video game movie

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they went out of their way to cast the FLATTEST chick in the world just to "stick it" to the patriarchy

>x Misconception

>Sexual assault happens because people need sex. People get carried away by their sexual desires and/or hormones and loose control.

> Truth

>Sexual assault is a form of sexualized violence, that is, violence enacted in a sexual way. Like many other crimes, sexual assault is about power and control. Sexual assault happens because perpetrators put their desires over the survivor’s agency to consent. The survivor is never to blame.
>sapac.umich.edu/article/52
Cope harder, incels.

Imagine liking fatasses that pretend to workout.

>The survivor is never to blame
Unless the perpetrator is People of Color, then it is just temporary suspension of privilege.

> Like many other crimes, sexual assault is about power and control. Sexual assault happens because perpetrators put their desires over the survivor’s agency to consent. The survivor is never to blame.

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Educate yourselves

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/910975/

>Accounts from both offenders and victims of what occurs during a rape suggest that issues of power, anger, and sexuality are important in understanding the rapist's behavior. All three issues seem to operate in every rape, but the proportion varies and one issue seems to dominate in each instance. The authors ranked accounts from 133 offenders and 92 victims for the dominant issue and found that the offenses could be categorized as power rape (sexuality used primarily to express power) or anger rape (use of sexuality to express anger).
>There were no rapes in which sex was the dominant issue; sexuality was always in the service of other, nonsexual needs.

Thank you

> y-you don't really think I'm sexy you just want to control me
Women are fucking weird

movie was pretty boring and forgettable
hated that the father was still alive, surviving for a decade in some cave on this island, give me a break
villain could have been interesting if they just made him some corporate guy who wants the job done to go back to his family and it seemed that was where they were headed at first, but then they ruined him and made him just generally evil
drunk chinese boat captain was an okay character that they just forgot about halfway through the movie, guess he was just there so they were allowed to show the movie in chink theatres

SAME FAG

She's a cyclist, so it's best to assume she does workout, incel.
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peak mombod

>wears a watch
>helmet strap too lose
>no bike computer
She's a poser. Also there's very obvious signs of photoshop around her body.

You'd be right about that

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Look at these fucking newfaggots. Rape is kewl get over it

it's both you retarded hags

How many times do you incels need to be BTFO?
instagram.com/frenesi.sc/
strava.com/athletes/21810001

less rape, more enji

>pits like that in the games and it should be like that in the movies otherwise this “one girl kills everyone” is just generic and boring. Which is exactly how this dumbass movie turned out

>DUDE IF I PROVIDE NO ARGUMENTS OR SOURCES I WIN
>>>r/theredpill

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>It's a myth that people get carried away by their sexual desires
3 sentences later.
>perpetrators put their desires over the survivor’s agency to consent.
literally can't even write a new paragraph without contradicting themselves

the last two rebooted tomb raider games had puzzles
granted, they were mostly physics and traversal puzzles in optional areas, but still

>dat cellulitis
Imagine white-knighting fatasses. Nearly peak beta.

You don't need an argument to """""prove"""" that rape is a very sexual thing you fucking pseudo intellectual idiot

based! fuck fat acceptance!

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The only areas where you had to solve very basic puzzles were optional caves, at best. The rest was reskinned Crash Bandicoot.
As someone who mained adventure games, i always get shocked again and again just how easy today's puzzles are, at absolute best you have to remember the directions and nothing else.

>im a newfag but if i call others newfags they wont call me out for moralfagging
How are you gonna cry about rape and its meaning, no one gives a shit.

No ugly girl has ever been raped. Fact.

It's the 3rd worst Tomb Raider movie, imo.

>DUDE I GOT BTFO HOW DO I WIN WITHOUT A COHESIVE ARGUMENT
>UHHHH NEWFAG UHH MORALFAG UHHH PSUEDO-INTELLECTUAL
Brainlets
>can't read
The myth is that people lose control over themselves and rape. The truth is that people simply don't give a shit about consent and rape.

Not true since the leftists flooded Europe with rocket brain surgeons. Even 80 year old ladies were enriched thanks to them.

I enjoyed it but it wasn't much of a Lara Croft movie. As Above, So Below is the Tomb Raider film e should have got

Obviously you have to not give a shit about consent, but most people value their freedom even if they couldn't give one single fuck if you live or die a brutal death, you literal zero iq retard.

Can you guys stop with the rape for five god damn seconds and talk about films and television?

rape is kino

Retard. The difference between the two. Is that the myth is that rape is this uncontrollable force and the truth is saying that it isn't and it's about power, you fucking literal 30 year old incel.

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imagine if she was your girlfriend and would cuddle with you lol

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She looks incredibly boring. Like she'd just lay silent like a corpse.

that's fine by me as long as i get to hang out with her, go to the movies and eat together

It's also a tourist trap and old people climb it every day. They couldn't even get a picture of it without including some. I bet they waited like 45 minutes just to get a shot with so few people in it.

What the fuck are you supposed to do when cuddling? That is what makes it cuddling and not fucking.

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How the fuck did this discussion devolve from Lara Croft to rape

You must be new here.

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Nice, haven't seen this one before

Based and Redpilled.

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Shouldn't be called Tomb Raider

She doesn't even CARE about TOMBS

The tombs are purely incidental to her search for her father

Should be called BIKE MESSENGER

or

FUCKING WASTER OF TIME

>Can't even have a proper gas tank thread without it devolving into an argument about rape

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>thighs and tits got bigger
>waist is smaller

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brainlet detected

God her body is perfect. Her face is decent too.

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On the left her face is 7.5 out of 10 but it looks worse with the cosplay makeup.

Stop objectifying women

Fucking hell she's hot. Why am I not a chad??

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>that fat little girl staring at her
Is it weird if that makes me sort of sad?

Eh, could be wrong but I think she would have an average face without makeup. Still gorgeous.

Based and Enjipilled.

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I just want her to snap my neck between her thighs AAAAAAAHHHHHH

shows that is a shop job. I don't know what girls do this shit; she is beautiful without enhancements in post.

kek
but seriously, new lara has a great, fit body. shame about the face

>replaced immortal samurai with some gay zombie virus
it was shit

That could easily just be an image from years ago. The webms prove none of it is shipped

>Guys are all ripped with 6 packs visible
>Girls are just not fat

Girls need positive role models too. Maybe that moment was her wake-up call to become a Stacy.

>here's your small tits, man shoulders, no ass Lara Croft bro

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Never. Women are for sex, raising childeren, cleaning and cooking only.

remember when the media found out who this chick was and interviewed her? she was entirely booty blasted that hte world knew she was fat, like it's our fault.

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Her head is big or is her body just small?

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>a great, fit body
For a young man, sure.

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Copulate, incel

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Incels by default cannot have sex you dumb moronic faggot.

KYS.

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Get a pocket pussy, incel

>the media found out who this chick was
>interviewed her

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Based desktop sniff poster.

woub.org/2013/12/11/investigation-discovery-share-local-womans-cyber-bullying-tale/

took me a minute, i thnk i recall a video interview, but oh well

post more kino brappers please

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>What did you think of the new tomb raider movie?
Surprisingly decent for a run-of-the-mill blockbuster. Really good acting from Vikander and Goggins which you don't normally see in this type of film. Fun story. Well made.
Like 90% of all criticism I see for the film is that Vikander isn't hot enough (along with same meme image of her on that yacht). If I wanted to jerk off, I'd go watch porn

Why are Alice fans so insecure?

How can one woman be so hot and so autistic at the same time?

Cast it

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I literally lost my virginity at 16 find a new insult you insufferable cunt
you deserve to be raped

What a tasty rump

She's just a genetic freak. Only the lady from wickedweasel can match her.

Yikes

Proportioned like my Skyrim characters from six years ago.

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it feeding seeded. lara racing bikes and shit for half hour bored me enough, then recycled scenes from the game and lot of nothing till very last few minutes in himiko's tomb

roseanne

>If I wanted to jerk off, I'd go watch porn
Laziest argument ever made, which always follows the opinion of "I liked this bad thing"

Any woman with a 40+ inch ass.

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Are there any good looking chicks with 50+ inch asses? Asking for a friend.

It's neither of those things. I watch films to see a cool story, artistic expression, a spectacle etc etc
I don't watch films to see a women with comically large boobs jumping around the place in effort to appease sweaty manchildren. You really need to take a look at yourself in the mirror and have sex

my sort of girlfriend has a wide hipped full on ass with little to no gut
small tits though

She's pretty nice. Not sure what you call that sort of underwear but it looks shit from the back.

>getting upset his blockbuster film wasn't made solely for him to masturbate to in the theatre

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is alice rich now?

>Large boobs are comical

You know skinny girls with large natural boobs exist right? and they're not "unrealistic" right? and that they can do sports and hike, right?

t. 5'10 girl with DD bust and i weigh 130lbs
used to like lara croft before they made her a vulnerable pedo bait fetish in the new games

Bros how come I can’t do any other sex position except doggy style with my girlfriend? I simply can’t get it in. I don’t know if I’m not hard enough or what, but I’ve only been able to do her from behind. Even missionary seems hard.

We’re both inexperienced btw, like our first time was each other 3 weeks ago.

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>wide hipped full on ass
>small tits
kino combination

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>vulnerable pedo bait fetish
Jesus christ this is some weird roastie seethe

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Fuck nuLara, she should be in short shorts and a tank top with two handguns. I guess that's what happens when you let a lesbian feminist write your Tomb Raider games.

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All in porn. Go to the brazzers site then sort by anal and big ass then go to "your/recommended scenes"
>paige turnah
>mandy muse
>aj applegate
>kelsi monroe
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obviously there's discrimination against big tiddy women in the entertainment industry

the GOAT combo

>kino tits thread on Yea Forums
>kino ass thread on Yea Forums
based

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Pretty much exactly this. Film was fine. Better than most capeshit by a fair margin

that's something feminists say because they are obsessed with power. there is literally zero evidence for it.
rape has EVERYTHING to do with sex because it is literally sex. this is obvious if you don't have your head up your ass

Look into her eyes when you fuck her missionary. Watch what happens. You'll nut in 30 seconds.

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>Large boobs are comical
That's a nice strawman. Congrats on outing yourself as an idiot.

/ourguy/
>

>watching porn
Some of us just like to jerk it to hot girls in skimpy outfits, not everyone is a braindead retard who needs anal gape fisting to get off

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Ignore this poster Instead, look at her nipples. Trust me

A man of extreme culture

it's called a g string

no she just has expensive taste

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Yea Forums doesn't have kino anything when they only care about fake women who don't actually exist. Atleast Yea Forums has threads about real women who if you were rich or connected enough you could actually fuck irl.

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lol you're implying that angelina had comically large boobs, you fucking retard

Cringe. Have sex m8. Looking into a womans eyes during sex is how love starts.

does she escort

doesn't dildoing yourself on stream for half a decade pay well?

her body is literal perfection

Too skinny.
4/10 face
Not thicc but fat instead.
Wide waist while hips and tits are meh.

dumb Yea Forumseddit iPhone poster
>in b4 its a movie
Im talking about his subtle image

testing

>this is what virgins actually believe

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