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X GON GIVE IT TO YA

FOR THE EYES OF THE RANGER ARE UPON YOU
ANYONE WITH TWO EYES CAN SEE
WHEN YOU'RE IN TEXAS LOOK BEHIND YOU, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE RANGER'S GONNA BE

Go tell that long tongued liar

putting a . to avoid not being allowed to make a thread without comment is against the rules

TO THE TOWN OF AGUA FRIA RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY

I though Vampire Hunter D was cancelled

he cute though. built good

unironically have sex

>this thread again

why IS Yea Forums so pedo?

hansen is pedo justice

the decoy is cute also

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If shes 12, I'm Korean

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Konichiwa

remember

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What was the question?

Source?

Imagine being Vincent. All your life you’ve been a pathetic loser. You’re fat, ugly, zero confidence, love with your parents(but you tell everyone you’re taking care of your father), you’ve never had sex before in your entire life. You then meet a qt loli online who is willing to fuck you and you think life is finally looking up for you. You’re going to fuck prime loli pussy and your life will start to unfuck itself. You put on a outfit that you think makes you look really cool and admire yourself in the mirror for a good 10 minutes. Then you get to the house and she answers the door. She’s super cute and you just know within the next half hour you will be pounding that. All the horrible shit that has been your life up to this point has all been worth it for this one moment.
Then Chris Hanson walks out.

LIFE IS UNFAIR

what the fuck were they thinking
I wouldn't even ID this guy

its removed from youtube

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we still don't know her name? temple is just calling her nervous nelly

WHERES THE FUCKING TORRENT LINK FAGGOTS?

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>That moment when she squirms away from his hug, and he realizes she is rejecting him
>He realizes immediately that he has driven all this way, and made a damn fool of himself for nothing
>he still hasn't even been offered a seat yet

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GOING ROUND, TAKING NAMES

>when your decoy twink calls in sick and the 35 year old boom mic operator has to fill in for the day

YOU CAN RUN ON FOR A LONG TIME

What was his endgame?

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Stuffing muffins in his pants

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to stand unshaken

absolute unit

...

Yeh this show reminds me of that bit in rick and morty where they let the guy think he's leaving his job just to kill him just outside. The process is designed to set them up for the largest possible fall in the shortest possible time

You forgot the part where he probably cashed out his checking account, did a pushup every day for several weeks, Studied up on how to talk to people and read social cues, and all the other work he put into this

STANDING

>You then meet a qt loli online who is willing to fuck you and you think life is finally looking up for you.
that's the part where the law and every decent human starts to look at you as a problematic predator for society and sets up sting operations so that you don't endanger the youth. :^)
no decent human wants to "bang lolis"
even losers that have fallen through the cracks.

Did they ever air the Vincent episode?

You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down

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BUENOS TARDES AMIGO

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you have to pay for it on his website

I'll be what I am. A solitary man.

His hair has receded further than mine, literally what did they mean by this?

imbecil

Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say,

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>ctrl+f

no one asking about the delegates

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HOLA MY OLD FRIEND

when he says: "i live here with my mommy and daddy" that's creepier than any pedo

this here is one of them m'exican standoffs i do believe

>*spurs jangle*
>Let's take those britches off, ma'am.

CINCO DE MAYO'S ON TUESDAY

Another young fella with something to prove. I gotta set myself up in the undertaking business. Stop doing all the skill work so another man can profit. But then, do I want to wear a black suit?

..pick up

..the gun

*freezes frame*
''i should've seen this coming, cant be top dawg forever''
youtube.com/watch?v=lXna1a-806Q

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I've tried to watch this video about 3 times. I can't get thru the whole thing. This guy is so pathetic I feel bad for him. who dresses like this too?

youtube.com/watch?v=-mp-P7lLerY

He took the "have sex" meme literally

>i'm not that big but i could fit inside you

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What was his belt made of?

cherokee scalps

Are you just gonna scroll by without saying HOWDY BIG TEX

vibranium

Which episode of Jim Henson's "to catch a pedophile" is this?

*bell tolls*

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drive.google.com/file/d/10-UeXFnveBUM24aqy-WgOzQlJ0Dv8jZW/view

Deathclaw leather

AND I HOPED WE'D SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN

obviously a fearless gunslinger

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brehs, how does he do it

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what exactly is this?

for the eyes of the pedo are upon you
everywhere you chat he's gonna be
whenever you are online look behind you
cuz that's where the pedo's gonna be

kek

>bu-but I p-poop from there!

>You then meet a qt loli online who is willing to fuck you

And you are so fucked up you actually believe it.

to catch a mall ninja

The real injustice here is people thinking that getting caught wasn't part of his plan.

she looks so old to anyone not balls deep in their own fantasy. this show is literal entrapment of borderline mentally retarded people.

i wish someone would go there and ask "oh is your little sister home" when she greets them at the door.

>she doesn't even want to hug you
And you don't understand something is off?
Worst part is when they answer his questions. Why? They have nothing against you. Nothing. Just shut up and ask for a lawyer. A chat log from an online chat? Oh, wow, I am impressed.

YOU WALK INTO THE ROOM
WITH YOUR PENCIL IN YOUR HAND

She's at least passable in dim light when you've got loli pussy on the mind. Their male decoy looks older than me and I have gray in my hair and beard.

This

The lad couldn't even kill himself properly.

Look all those agents and that fraud hansen so proud they ruined some poor guy's life. Like damn,10 of them for that harmless dude. Setting a trap, instead of helping him. For what? Making money with a show? How pathetic.

>chat show intent
>showing up is acting on that intent
you've got yourself attempted solicitation of a minor, also dick pics are a separate charge. have fun

Southern charm.

>0:15
I really hope those guys don't just give up after the prison and, maybe, would consider not asking for consent the next time.

First of all there was no minor. Also, you cannot prove he really thinks he's talking to a minor, doesn't matter what he wrote. That's the nature of the internet. I may say I am a 10 y.o. girl, that doesn't mean I am and that doesn't mean he really believes that. Dick picks are not that big of a deal online. What incriminates them is they don't shut the F up when Hansen asks them questions and actually answer.

What is his favorite genre of film?

Guy is literally Yea Forums
>fat neckbeard
>wears long coat and fedora
>is pedophile
>has a shitty weapon
>cries the very moment he is busted
lmfao

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Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

>The girl was never there
>It's always the same
>I'm running towards nothing
>Again and again and again and again

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BIG IRON ON

succulent

>those chat logs showing him doubt wether or not he should doing this
>instead of taking those moments to help him understand it's wrong she encourages him
Fuck this show

This. If a used up roastie with a busted womb and no reproductive value doesn't want you, why would a reproductively prime real estate 13 year old want to.

Say you happen to find yourself this situation through a series of unfortunate events, what is the right way proceed Yea Forums? Sit there and say nothing? Why dont they just walk right back out? They are not under arrest right? I would haul ass if I ever found myself un such a conundrum

You plead the fifth and say you'll speak to a lawyer and then let Chris Hansen barrage you with questions until you walk out the door with your hands up. You let the police arrest you calmly and you remain quiet until you can speak with a lawyer. Then you sue the department for entrapment. Just make sure you never send dick pics or make any direct claims in your chats.

Go down in history as the guy who took out Chris Hansen.

>B-but officer, the 13 year old girl convinced me to do it.

i suppose it can't be definitively proven, but pretty much any jury will see a creep sexting what (they believe) he thinks is a 12 year old and convict him of attempted solicitation. there are specific laws about sending dick pics to minors, and those can be charged as attempts too. they don't need anything in the hansen interview to prosecute - that's just for tv.

>Just make sure you never send dick pics or make any direct claims in your chats.
they always do that though

get help you sick fuck

>Oh? So you are going to the beach too, Tex?

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I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders, I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed along with the words they made me speak. With each change, I changed, too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong. Words can kill.

>Howdy Tex.

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Nice.

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say,
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip,
Big iron on his hip

A CUTE!!!

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oh yeah, she fucks

There's no chance in hell this fucker didn't post on Yea Forums

and sucks

Got a a regular internet lawyer here. Do you think you're the first dickhole in like 10 years of TCAP stings that has suggested this?

>What incriminates them is they don't shut the F up when Hansen asks them questions and actually answer.
You're wrong. Even people who don't talk to him get jail. Ironically, the two most effective ways of fighting the charges done on TCAP have been two ways...

1) One of the predators fucking kills himself launching a huge investigation into the operation itself where they find fault with the way the evidence was gathered. Note that they didn't get off because they weren't guilty of the crime of solicitation, just the PJ operated illegally during the Texas sting as there was not adequate oversight to ensure the chatlogs weren't doctored during the Texas sting. At the time, they required evidence of the chats be filtered through some un-alterable channel when recorded where PJ just took the logs from their computers instead which invalidated the investigation.

2) Flee the fucking country entirely. A handful of TCAP guys have successfully done so.

But in short, no. Your "it's entrapment!" or "it's not solicitation of a minor because no minor was present" bullshit is kindegarten stuff. It doesn't work in court.

>Rick and Morty
REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT!!!
OUT OUT OUT!!!

>inb4 pedophiles derail this thread with entrapment posts like every other predator thread

>Say you happen to find yourself this situation through a series of unfortunate events, what is the right way proceed Yea Forums? Sit there and say nothing? Why dont they just walk right back out?
Yes. Chris Hansen is part of the media and he's an investigative journalist. What you're saying is being recorded. The moment you find out it's a sting, if you're smart, you should realize the house has cameras and you're being recorded. Your best option, as always, is to say nothing and get a lawyer. Talking to police will never, ever help your criminal case, even if you're innocent or think you're innocent. The same is true of a media outlet.

This is the only legal grey area of the show where someone could honestly bust their balls hard but I'm not sure anyone has brought them to court over it. Part of the reason Chris Hansen has gotten away with so many interviews is he has feigned being a police officer quite deliberately and intentionally(though he would claim otherwise) in order to make the predator feel like they HAVE to stay and answer his questions. That's heavily blurring a line between journalism and detective work, and the fact that police officers are on standby overseeing a journalistic operation and allowing a journalist to conduct an interview and belaying an arrest to do so is incredibly shady in itself.

Hansen indirectly impersonates a police officer with his appearance, his commands to "keep your hands out of your pockets" which is something more likely to come from law enforcement, and while he never says they MUST stay and talk to him, he says it in the most compelling way he can that they shouldn't leave that it gives the implied threat that they may be fleeing from a police officer for an added charge.

>get me a 20 year old who looks 30 to play a 13 year old

clown world, honk honk. Fuck Chris Hanson, biggest boner killing cuck this side of the Atlantic. I feel for /ourguy/, I really do..

>i'm jus' gonna hang muh duster an' park my gunt over on yer couch

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>this show is literal entrapment
I cannot fucking wait until the day when libertarians are hunted like prey in the streets.

What does that have to do with libertarianism?

She looks like Jamie Lynn Spears, thats just unfair.

>you will never get to cuddle with dans love child

If you try to run they add resisting arrest and fleeing from a police officer charges on you when officer chunk bodies you on the asphalt outside.
The best way to deal with this situation is ask directly Am I being detained? Am I under arrest? Then ask for a lawyer and keep your mouth shut the entire time. The absolute best way to deal with this situation is to NOT GET INTO ONE, if underage non legal consent age lands in your life, land the fuck out of there.

She's 19, an actress, and you're a retard.

>The best way to deal with this situation is ask directly Am I being detained? Am I under arrest?
No, it isn't. Jesus christ. Don't say this stupid normie reddit shit.

The best approach is "Are you law enforcement?", then if they say yes, ask to see proof of it before anything else. If they're not law enforcement, just leave. You're entitled to. Whether they arrest you in the yard or not they can't charge you with fleeing. If they are law enforcement, it goes without saying in a situation like that that you are being detained and the cop will just be exasperated with you being one of those internet retards that thinks "Am I being detained? Am I free to go?" are magic words out of every situation.

If they are law enforcement, say nothing other than "I won't be speaking without an attorney present". That's it.

>Then Chris Hanson walks out.
And then the best part happens. You get to sit fat and blubbery in a police station, in an interrogation room, while an attractive older blonde has you describe how you thought a 12 year old girl was your girlfriend, how you were going to have a threesome with her with an 18 year old (who was another decoy from Perverted Justice), how you lost your virginity recently to an 18 year old boy (and probably lied, because you were all cagey about his identity), and that you had child porn on your phone.

All of this after posting "Nascar on Sunday, best weekend ever!"

Your empty bleacher seat at the racetrack mocks you.

So you disagree with me on a minor semantic but still end up agreeing with my point?
In any case, I've hosted multiple parties in-house and in-trailer, the law was on my ass since I was 16, both in and out of uniform. That sentence establishes the officer's intent and their exercise of the law. I bet you've never even had a guy walk into your party, flash the badge to spook the joint but still not do shit because they got bigger fish to fry and noone wants to file shit on a friday. You know what's really bullshit? "don't talk to the cops" the stupid shit you're trying to push that most people just sperg out and start acting unnaturally and then someone gets caught up in stupid shit. Cops are humanbeings too but if you keep calm and establish their intent from the get go nothing will fucking happen to you, even if you are breaking the law. If you walk into Hansen and he responds Yes to being detained, ask for identification, at least you got that part right, if you cannot identify a badge then you owe it to yourself to start. Then ask for a lawyer and that's it.

>First of all there was no minor.
Doesn't matter. Intent to solicit doesn't require one.

>Also, you cannot prove he really thinks he's talking to a minor, doesn't matter what he wrote.

Judges in every state disagree with you. Funny, that.

>That's the nature of the internet.
No, it's not.

>I may say I am a 10 y.o. girl, that doesn't mean I am and that doesn't mean he really believes that.

Him showing up at the house? Does. Feel free to try and get a judge to agree with you.

>Dick picks are not that big of a deal online.

Try and get a judge to agree with you on that, too.

But first, die screaming in a gasoline fire, pedo.

Some of them have walked out - they still get arrested. The cops are just allowing the interview to happen. Perverted Justice got pedos busted long before Hansen came along, he just latched onto them for a segment for a news show, and it got so popular he made a show over it.

I think most of them realize they're fucked no matter what, so they're just enjoying their last minutes of freedom, or they're just stupid, like that teacher who they busted who was trying to get Hansen to just "forget the whole thing, man, I'll lose my job".

The part that's the most frustrating is they sign away their rights and talk to the cops afterwards. I hate pedos, I think they should be executed on the spot, but god damn it, never talk to the cops without a lawyer, even if you're 100% innocent. And never sign anything.

>13 year old girls will not be in their prime in 3 years
Seething roastie

>hey thar pretty lady.

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This - the determination to arrest them is made before they are invited over. The decoys and the organizations who work with Hansen work closely with the cops to get all the evidence they need, before that. One of the trap houses had all of the cases thrown out because they fucked up on the evidence, they got super serious about documenting everything after that. The cops tell them what they need to make an arrest, before the pedo is invited to the house.

>Daddy please kill the man I don't like !
The fucking absolute state of bootlickers

The worst part of chodes like you is when you stop with the pedo witch hunt you'll try to push age of consent first to 18 and then 25+ and most likely even abolish sex for recreation altogether because of an even bigger mental illness than the actual pedos.

any decent lawyer can get you no jail time for this, they always just incriminate themselves in the interview

Give me your property goyim, you're not a pedo are you ?

Even so, you pay large bail and get flagged as sex offender and good luck getting employed with that.

Who is this guy and why do I keep seeing threads about him?

Why don't any of them go out blasting ?

Someone explain or give a source to this, I've seen this damn pic like 50 times now, with no explanation at all

that the zodiac?

The Dark Knight

Same reason they don't have a healthy sex life, life filled with derivative comfort caused by fear and trauma. Literally too sheltered to live, too scared to die. Meeting with an underage loli is like a hope to start over.

It's like watching a Seagal movie

I think there is a town just for pedophiles, I saw a YouTube video about it.

I checked with Wikipedia and Google and they are calling it Miracle Village.

Based fat man.

He truly is /ourguy/

I forgot to post the link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Village_(community)

>any decent lawyer can get you no jail time for this
One of the recent ones, the guy wasn't explicit in chat, and didn't send dirty pictures, and got the charges knocked down to misdemeanors, but he was one of the lucky ones. Him, and the ones that got thrown out for PJ fucking up the evidence are the only ones I can recall where they served no time.
Lawyers aren't that big of a plot armor. They're limited in what they can do. I agree they should shut the fuck up, but they're not walking out of there with dropped charges.

Pedo island... Home.

Yeah I heard about it and I'm not surprised.
Almost each state offers support through 3rd party initiatives, welfare and consistent rehab with mental practitioners. But that's even more humiliation so it's not a giant shocker they just fucked off the grid to make it on their own.

>any decent lawyer can get you no jail time for this
It's funny you say that because aside from the Texas sting which got canned on a technicality, nobody busted in their operation has ever successfully avoided some kind of sentencing. Some get minimal jailtime depending on how serious their chat was, but most do at least face short stints in jail.

The interview really isn't the issue like you guys keep saying. Yes, it's bad to further say things to implicate yourselves, but cases like these are pretty much automatic. The chats are the damning evidence, not necessarily their statements. It can make things worse, but they're already 100% in trouble when they do certain things online or make plans and actually drive there.

"A decent lawyer can get you out of everything" is a myth. Their conviction rate outside of Texas is like 99%.

They think everything is entrapment, like speed limits or traffic cameras.

Oh, no-no-no; the only reason any of you sacks of shit are still breathing is precisely because of the existence of the state. Once the public order is gone, you're going on the pyre right after blacks and Jews, you vermin.

>Lawyers aren't that big of a plot armor. They're limited in what they can do.
I want to fucking shit on clients who fucking think like this and eventually lead us to getting us caught with our pants down.
>client lies
>but you guys are my lawyers fix it

Sorry, meant short stint in prison.

This is why I always keep a glock18 in my prison pocket just in case I need to shoot up the place and run.

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It's in the North American continent in the state of Florida, you backwoods country pig fucker.

thefreethoughtproject.com/report-finds-un-employs-3300-pedophiles-responsible-60000-rapes-worldwide/

When are they going to release the episode?

This is retarded. The best thing you could actually say is
>I'm here to meet Chris Hansen.

undercarder

>chris Hansen walks out
You're in the hot seat. How do you beat the case bros?

Society would completly and unironicly be better if we went back to no sex outside of marriage. The AoC should be 16 though.

>Society would completly and unironicly be better if we went back to no sex outside of marriage.
You are entitled to your own opinion, lifestyle choice and personal beliefs as long as you keep it to yourself. More pussy for others.

>Listen, I understand. I had a fat dad, I know how tough it can be.
What the fuck did Chris mean by this? Was he calling /ourguy/ FAT?

>I know what would be best for society and I am a moral authority when it comes to how to lead a successful, moral life.
>sincerely,
>the fetid blobmonster,
>professional internet dweller

*society collapsing around him*

>lul I git da pussy doe faggit!

>I totally understand and empathise with you even though I'm tall, good looking, successful and landed my entire career due to publicity stunts, preying on the weak and downtrodden and coping myself into being a righteous contributor to society with my antics as I count the heaps of money I've made off of others' suffering when I could've contributed to society in a better way with all the things I've been given instead

very based

To "git da pussy doe faggit" you have to stop being a fucking sperg and apply yourself as a man. The pursuit of pussy, the masculine sex drive is the singular driving force behind everything great that mankind has ever achieved.

>Mommy why does that man want to own property he should give it all to the state

TOP 10 ANIME BATTLES

I wish a nigga would

Bend over

Fucking kino

"The chat logs weren't me, they were my assistant. I came here to warn her about the dangers of online chat rooms. Here I have the pamphlets and everything!"

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A M A N ' S B U T T

What? No way!

>movie title: The Lonely Cowboy.

>"love always comes at the end of a whiskey bottle"

*cue music*
youtube.com/watch?v=pulTPki8CYU

"Oh really? And who is your assistant? What organization do you work for?" *Rereads chat logs*

Show me one single era, in the history of humanity, where that happened.

>if i conflate the personal property rights which are at the foundation of every social system in history with the crux of this particular argument i win

Me too.

You have a very basic understanding of sociology. The persuit of sex has always driven us but it was only when we controlled that urge with monogomy and lifelong marriage that we were able to progress beyond a state of nature and form the free and safe society we enjoy today.

Oh, look, another incel putting pussy on a pedestal.

How...ordinary.

"He was a guy I hired from craigslist. I don't have his info. I'm not part of an organization. I'm doing community service as a concerned citizen"

Brendan?

>it was only when we controlled that urge with monogomy and lifelong marriage

Show me one era, where monogamy happened in any significance.

Just one.

For extra credit, show me one era where there was no divorce or separation.

Just one.

most of the advancements in society are from people NOT obsessed with da puss that whole chasing pussy mentality and showing it off like a trophy how many you fucked is just low iq stuff to keep the retard mass busy

Yeah, cops hate vigilantes. You can't defend yourself in court with "I was breaking the law to try and stop crime".

Feel free to try it on your own, tell us how it works when you're released from jail.

You sit in a room and shitpost on 4channel of all places. I don't think you have a good understanding of sociology whatsoever. I paint degenerate shit for perverts and jerk off 10 times a day and also have sex on the regular with strangers, fwb, rebounds etc etc etc, if I couldn't do this then I could never paint half the shit quality that I've done and I have classical fucking training 10 years+.

youre still in the bullshit "retaining your sperm" from muh successful historical people biographies koolaid mode, aka shaming yourself and others for sex + guilt when you ejaculate + societal inhibition brainwashing. good, hopefully in 2 years you'll snap out of it and finally start living life not existing like a husk

to catch a predator i think

There being specific examples of extra marital sex and divorce does not mean it was as common or accepted as it is now. How do you not get this?

Sounds like a real fulfilling life. I bet you make a lot of people happy.

"Yeah but these chatlogs tell a different story. You asked her about anal, about whether she shaved or not, if she's ever had a boyfriend.

Now why would you ask a 13 year old girl that?"

They say she's twelve, not thirteen.

Why don't you go to the police and turn the guy in for creep sexting, you have more than enough evidence.

>Sounds like a real fulfilling life. I bet you make a lot of people happy.
I would guess that he leads a more fulfilling life than the guy on Yea Forums trying to morally lecture people about abstinence/jews/white nationalism or whatever other dumb shit you believe in on top of your goofy monogamy fairy tale stuff.

Do Hentai Mangas count as child porn?

Oh, christ, are you that narcissist piece of shit who spams his shitty paintings on every forum? Take your damn meds, and shut the fuck up.

Fucking hell. Pretty sure that dude knew he was hansen'd the second he walked in.

graphite

This interaction was far more different than the usual. In your opinions, what made it so? Was it an honest, human plea for help from Tex? Or the sympathy card from a cornered rat?

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Can't do it, huh? Just shut the fuck up, tradfag.

Jesus. Did I just step through a time warp to an Amazing Athiest comment section in 2009?

Yes. I am that guy. I'm also in your head right now. My giant dick is in your head. How's that paranoia btw?

What about if it is erotica or written porn? Does that count? Especially when you're reading along with the cursor, or the mouse, whatever you call it.

Holy fuck this show still on air there? Any 18-19 year olds caught recently?

Mr. XXL, actually.

>He was just on his way to the rodeo
> What in tarnation? No way!!

oh jesus you suck. I was with you for a while but fuck you and your traced painting.

Chris Hansen ya yellabellied varmit show yerself

Here's the full Ambrosio episode. Fuck Chris Hansen, do not give his scamming ass a penny.

mega.nz/#F!vOAx2AhL!AEJUlIOaf5Af-LnlLlT2Mg

>Hansen walks out
>ooh ya got me!

Just kiss already you fags.

youtu.be/FI0MMIMUD_c

at 3:15

how do I get a gf like that?

>You were talking to her this past Friday saying "We will probably have sex, LOL. I'm really horny. I want your young pussy so bad."

Man, what a stud.

get really lucky

>that schizo boozer manlet with the shitty paintings is back
Unironically kys.

BY GOD JR WHAT ARE YOU DOING...BY GOD WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKR

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holy shit i want to find her and make her my gf

imagine how fucking great the sex would be, she wouldn't even have to roleplay at all

there's a man going 'round taking names AND HE DECIDES WHO TO FREE AND WHO TO BLAME

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youtu.be/HMKUlsJpov8

Yeah mayne, in the words of Manny Ribera "She bootiful mayne"

Did they ever do the new series?

It would unironically be better to banish them to an isolated island where they can't hurt children

>tfw no Yea Forums streams where the lads sit around watching shit like TCAP and shooting the shit
I used to do this on Yea Forums back in the day quite a bit. How come nobody does stuff like this anymore?

Did anything ever come from Hansen threatening legal action against a mirror on youtube in the comment section

She definitely wanted to fuck him

Wrong. Almost all of the cases were thrown out when the defendant got a competent lawyer.

video got deleted but

drive.google.com/file/d/10-UeXFnveBUM24aqy-WgOzQlJ0Dv8jZW/view

Hero

"And I suppose this is a picture of your assistant's genitals you sent the decoy? Then why is your face visible user?"

fuck, marry, kill

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If these weirdo's are so desperate for this shit, why not just fuck off to BR and fuck some 12 year old jaja street hooker?

Surely an STD and guaranteed cunny is better than prison time and some fake-loli prude who won't even hug you

They are not smart

>if I wasnt there
>and a 12 year old girl was
do we have any shadman of Chris Hansen as a loli?

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DWIGHT YOKED'EM

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judge holden from blood meridian

Daily reminder that most of the men who showed up on TCaP got at least some jail time(except for all the men in the Texas sting, because of that one district attorney who shot himself), and that this "hurr all the men got off with no charges cuz entrapment" crap is a myth that the pedos here repeat ad infinitum because it helps them sleep better at night

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>she wouldn't even have to roleplay at all

Oh god. Imagine her softly calling you daddy.

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IT'S HIM!

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10/10

STOP BULLYING PEDOPHILES.

Hey X. How ya doin?

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THICC

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>"Now this ain't the rodeo got dang!"

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kek

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FROM THE DUSTY MESA HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS

Are there new episodes or something?

stfu, she literally backed away when he brought his arm out

>Well there lil missy, I just reckon I'll have a sip of that agua seein as you don't have no sasparilla. It sure was a mighty thirsty ride to get here, now git 'n drop yer britches

I don't understand why they didn't just use a short, boyish woman to play the 13 year old. Men are pretty much unequivocally incapable of appearing prepubescent. But take a woman with a fridge body, deep voice, and poor complexion, tie some bandages around her tits, and you've got a preteen boy.

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>you know what I don't want these smoked baby back ribs anyway

He had CP on his phone user and the chat logs were graphic, you're right they should keep quiet but if they were clever they wouldn't blunder into an obvious trap

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jej

>You then meet a qt loli online who is willing to fuck you and you think life is finally looking up for you
Imagine being this stupid, I'm glad this fst pedophile got caught.

>ANYONE WITH TWO EYES CAN SEE

are you retarded? the line is "any wrong you do he's gonna see"

You're right but most of these idiots are too stupid to realize it. They could literally get out of everything simply by shutting up and lawyering up. Hell, they could maybe even sue the show to keep them from publishing the episode, no way they have the money to defend themselves now that they aren't network backed. But instead they opt for the tearful confession of everything they can get thrown into jail for. I guess you don't get into a situation like that by having great foresight.

100% she gets off to sending pedos to jail

not enough cuts

>there's a link in my notes of young girls
hope he posts sauce tbqh

boohoo poor pedos

>ask "oh is your little sister home" when she greets them at the door.
Absolutely based

can't wait for this bitch to commit suicide

I DONT KNOW ABOUT THIS PLAN A YOURS DUTCH. YOU SURE THE PINKERTONS AINT TRYNA SET US UP?

more like Mr. Xoffender

Imagine wearing that outfit in public much less to your tinder date with a teen roastie

Was he trying to rap her?

Oh my someone’s been in the biscuits

he is the definition of a totally lazy cunt that excuses his lack of motivation on “depression” and uses it for attention and sympathy. he keeps threatening suicide yet he still doesn’t kill himself after going through prison and being branded a sex offender for the rest of his life. if he didn’t kill himself now he never will. textbook incel

THERE'S A MAN GOIN' AROUND
TAKING NAMES

Have sex
Literally go have it, it will help your problem

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BOOMER SOONER

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A communication disruption can only mean one thing

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>that Deus Ex sound effect at 5:50

>theres a good man within you... but he is wrestling with a child fucker

>all those bugpeople in the comments
>omg so glad for mass surveillance or else we wouldnt have caught this on camera!!!!

jinkies

every time i see this photo i think it's brendan fraser

>rick and morty
Stopped reading, go back

vocaroo.com/i/s1aM1X4XrnF3

ees a ret

DAHNALD

YOU TELL THAT LONG TONGUED LIAR

Fat fucking loser got what he deserved

Why are you guys busting Vincent's balls so hard? Yeah, what he did was wrong but he served his time and he hasn't re offended.

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Its the outfit and how he embodies incel spergdom in its purest form. He's a living meme.

BY GOD KING, HE'S DING DONG DIDDLY FINNA BOUTTA RAPE THAT GIRL LIKE SHE'S KEVIN NASH IN THE SUMMER OF '92! SOMEBODY CALL THE DAMN POLICE!

AH GOOD LORD KING
THAT GIRLS GOT A FAMILY!

>no decent human wants to "bang lolis"

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mmm, don't wanna mess with him

>couldn’t even get an actual beautiful shota to tempt and seduce the people who came to the house
Is this show even trying?

top tier kino

yes I agree, pulls the rug out from under them in an instant.
Reminds me of this sting
youtube.com/watch?v=TiLX4bkKguA

almost worth getting got just to meet here

kek

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I knew a girl in 8th grade who looked like that

dummy thicc

why is an incel like you seething and doing mental gymnastics. you'll never even work up the nerve to meet any kind of female. kek

>is pedophile
posting cunnythreads and fapping to loli is just larping.

WELL YOU WONDER WHY I ALWAYS DRESS IN BLACK

Yeah Yea Forums jokes about cunny, we all know everyone here has the true patrician’s taste, boys.

cringe