Yes, yes... well done Slytherin well done... HOWEVER

>Yes, yes... well done Slytherin well done... HOWEVER...

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>former Gryffindor gives extreme preferential treatment to the Gryffindor house and everyone just accepts it

What a cunt.

>Yea, your house does have more points. But Slytherin is fucking gay lmao House Gryffindor wins.
Holy based

Yes yes it seems Slytherin wins...

>BUT WAIT
>THERES MORE

Is his cup filled with sperm?

TOM RIDDLE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

GRYFFINDOR, YOU'RE FIRED

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if we ask J.k.Rowling probably

Potter used his personal connections with Professor Dumbledore to win the house cup? Wait until father hears about this!

*ahem*

FUCK MUGGLES
FUCK MUDBLOODS
FUCK SQUIBS AND FUCK (((GOBLINS)))

Mr Filch is actually called Mr Feltch

Ah, the old switcheroo!

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Well done, ladies, but now let's show you that men are better at being ladies.

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How many times do you think professor mcgonagall got raped while she was a cat? There had to be times when muggles were walking by at the same time some big chungus alpha tom got a sniff of her puss and chased her down and started hammering on her on the street and she couldn't risk transforming back into a human. I bet that happened at least five times to her.

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What the fuck was the reason for the points, what did they even get if they won?

ok j.k., that's enough internet for you today

What was the point of a snitch which would instantly win the game but in most ridiculously contrived situations except to make Harry a special snowflake?

What was the point of the flying car having its engine on when the engine doesn't power it in flight?

So you can drive it when you can't use magic?

So why waste the petrol when its flying with an engine idling? Doesn't make sense

what the fuck is petrol

>rewarding the kids whenever they break the rules

Gas, whatever, fuck you you know what I meant

t. seppo

>*looks directly at snape* a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one! My old house, you know

Based. Fuck Snape and fuck spellcels.