So yeah

John dies at the end is a great movie to watch while stoned

Just got off work. I'll smoke some weed with you lads tonight.

i hate smoking, but i love dudeweed. legalizing it and letting stores sell gummi bears has been the best thing to ever happen to me
>bag says take no more then 3
>eat entire bag and wait to blast off
its going to be a good day

dude

I need to leave the house and get food so i can come home and get stoned. I'm not going to be trapped here with nothing to eat.

Protip: if you're going to 'ironically' go "DUDE WEED XD" maybe don't do it to the point of being 10x as obnoxious as the dumb stoners you're triggered by

>says then on the bag
I wouldn't eat that shit, dude.

>lads
you can fuck yourself

*Weed noises*

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GET OFF Yea Forums DEGENERATES!!! THIS IS A WHITE MAN BOARD!!!!!! OR I WILL CALL THE GESTAPO ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!

So mad.

Do you identify as a lady(male)?

no reddit nigger

Unironically vape (and get a good one, not pens or other portable garbage)
>FAR more efficient
>can use vaped weed in edibles at 20-30% potency contributing even more to efficiency
>doesn't rape your lungs/mouth
>doesn't leave lingering smells (both for discretion and not making your house/apartment reek)
>easier to consistently dose
I like a joint now and then but if you're doing this even somewhat regularly this is the way to go

>BUT IT DOESN'T GET ME AS HIGH DUDE I JUST KNOW TRUST ME
You think you're more high due to light-headedness from carbon monoxide poisoning and in the case of bongs, ingesting it all at once
>B-BUT IT'S GAY
Grow up faggot, nobody cares except insecure twats whose opinions you shouldn't be concerned with

Dude sneed lmao

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recreational just passed the house and senate in illinois lads, how does the legal ish work

do they sell stuff that takes the anxiety out because ever since I turned 20ish I get intense anxiety for the first hour

That's nicotine vapes, though

Any vape, gayboi

>do they sell stuff that takes the anxiety out because ever since I turned 20ish I get intense anxiety for the first hour
It's in your head, bud

Trips of truth.

You're not impressing anyone, trips aside

cbd oil is better for anxiety than weed is, weed can exasperate anxiety at times, because of the thc

I think it's in my bud, head.

He doesn't want it in his head. That's the point.

what are you so mad about lady boy?

>playing apex with some retard
>weed noises
>tells me he's fucked and going to prison
>ask him why
>says he can't talk about it
>ask him again
>he tells me he got in a car chase after selling drugs to an undercover cop
>got in a car chase, crashed his car at an elementary school
>says they profiled him for being a new yorker in arizona
>says he's the next john gotti
>has a kid
>his wife is pregnant
>his xbox live gamertag is his name, look him up
>was drunk driving during the car chase
>ruined his car
>got arrested at an elementary school parking lot as it was being let out
total retard

Tried some supposedly high quality high concentration stuff. Did not feel a single thing through the whole tincture.

I'm not looking for anti-anxiety killing stuff though, just the high without the anxiety.

Spreading the truth isn't supposed to be impressive.

God I wish they never made CBD legal because I see this shit everywhere. CBD DOES NOT GET YOU HIGH BEYOND A MILD CAFFEINE-LIKE BUZZ AND IF ANYTHING ACTIVELY COUNTERACTS WEED
>it gets me high tho
>BECAUSE OF THE SMALL AMOUNT OF THC STILL IN THE WEED, YOU'RE NOT SOME MIRACULOUS EXCEPT TO HUMAN BRAIN CHEMISTRY

Wut

>smoking pot

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is this the rick and morty show?

Be sure to take pictures of your epic posts to show your classmates at school tomorrow! The girls especially will drench their panties over you calling everything you don't like gay

>why weed give me anxiety
>dude use this thing that doesn't get you high to replace it
Well this user posted such a quality argument that now I'm convinced weed is bad

yeah it not gonna get you high because its active ingredient isnt thc its cbd. as someone with anxiety i tried my friends tincture thinking it would do nothing and felt immediate effect. its honestly really good for someone like me with anxiety and no health insurance

I bet you have gauges in your ears.

nigga I know it doesn't get you high, it was an aside to your comment, but it made no difference in the stuff it claims to for me.

>nigga
It's nigger

:O

oh and to be fairer than heck, benzos don't do anything to me either, just help me some things about my sleep a bit.

>literally about to such a chode
Gotta get dinner first then I'm gonna watch Ancient Aliens

>thing bad because some annoying people like it
You'll be a lot happier when you stop being such an insecure child

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>It's 1030am and my lawnmower starts ripping my lawn
>My son's asleep from(blogging for cash) all night
>I tried to be as quiet as possible until my ride mower tumbled upon a grove of rocks(at1045am)
KKKKRUNCKPOWCLANG!!
>GOD DAMNIT DAD NOOOOO!!!

So I was right.
What a douchebag.

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I meant vapes, gauges are fucking retarded but you're still a stupid faggot who has to rely on fallacies to defend your insecurity

>everything looks like a penis to me, especially when it goes into the mouth of a male
>n-no you're gay not me
Cope

Whoa, buddy. I'm not a fag. If you are, that's cool, but don't accuse other people of sucking dick as a way to come on to them.

i like to get high
so high

a friend has anxiety and he said it did nothing for him, i guess its just a genetic roll of the dice. like many things

nice arguement lol

nice cope lol

...to be fair

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nobody thinks this

says the WEED smoker
deadass serious YOU people are stupid

>smoking """"""""""""weed"""""""""""

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Are you fucking serious. Vapefags get meme'd on constantly. What Rick do you live under?

Wow it's like I'm really reading a Fox News clickbait headline
And now you're actively looking for pictures of penises to prove how you're not gay

>2019
>coughing while getting stoned

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Yea, I haven't gone around calling CBD a scam. I figure it's just me. I've tried a bunch of nootropics recently too that people swear by and still feel nothing.

I have an Arizer EQ and the vapor makes me cough way worse than smoke, still haven't found the optimal way to use it but for now I've been running the whip attachment through a bong, the balloons were even harsher

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>this shit right here nigga
>this shit right here nigga
>this shit some "based"
some base? nigga i dont want to smoke freebase! crack is wack!
>nah nigga not "base"
>this shit some "based"
>as in based and redpilled weed ganja chronicles

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*blocks your path*

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Based.

You can't "literally" smoke a bowl, you smoke what's inside it. Learn what that word means you dumb faggots

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Man that's just outright lying and going to lose a lot of trust for whichever organization for whatever the fuck Health Canada is. I'd really like to see what their definition of addiction is

They've actually changed the definition of literally because of these faggots. I shit you not. I'm as upset as you are.

>for whichever organization for whatever the fuck Health Canada is
for whatever the fuck Health Canada is* Obviously was typing two things and was too stupid to delete the original

A bowl colloquially refers to the amount of weed the bowl can reasonably contain, stop being a pedantic faggot, you don't look intelligent

>finna boutta smoke some bowl packs
>smoke some bolpax
>smoke some vulpix

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Nigga, we're discussing the word literally.
Fuck.

Semi-related, brought a vial of B+ spores back from Amsterdam to grow, mostly for MDing but for occasional trips too, how big of a pain in the ass are these to grow realistically? The guides I read before looked complicated but it seems like if you do it once it's really simple after

>tries to be smarty pants
>can't even into reading comprehension
kek

pretty big pain in the buttocks considering if you do it wrong you can poison yourself

Alright I'll admit I'm retarded, and am also pissed idiots got the definition changed. It was literally (hurr) the only fucking word that expressed the meaning reliably

>if you do it wrong you can poison yourself
I keep reading this but have seen no actual sources confirming this. It's more if shit goes wrong (such as bright colors growing on the cake) it's pretty fucking obvious that something went wrong and beyond difficult to actually harm yourself if you have the slightest bit of common sense

when did you niggers start smoking bud
post ages and years
>16 y.o.
>2006

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happens more when people are growing big batches

>this thread is full of zoomers who dont want to reveal their ages and the fact that they just started smoking less than 5 years ago

>Cope
Nigger

>be me high as fuck watching new episode of ancient aliens
>this scene comes up

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Those people have children. The fuck man.

HYON

16
2001

I mean my intent is personal use amounts for whatever that's worth

>idiots make bad decisions
Are you implying smoking weed has anything to do with this pointless blog or what

Started at 21, regularly around 25 (so uh, last year). Glad I was too stupid to find any hookups earlier because that shit will ruin a developing (

i think it was a nice little story

DUDE WEED NIGGER

Even if it sadly is gay, I too would recommend this. After vaping I quit smoking and now can't stand the taste of smoke.

Just play with the thc:cbd ratios until its a chilled high

>that shit will ruin a developing (

Except you know, the countless studies done vs. user talking out of his ass

I smoke medical weed so I don't have these problems
Keep smoking Mexican brick weed

Fuck off, wojakposter. Worthless thread.

>countless studies
you are the one talking out of his ass
weed has been one of the least studied things
thats why we are just now getting a little bit of information
weed doesnt really damage your brain in the long term and most kids dont have access to it
unlike alcohol
weed use amongst teens has also been on a steady decline
all you can really say is weed consumption fucks with your short term memory
so a dumbass like you wouldve been flunking exams during high school and then you wouldnt gotten good marks and then you life couldve gone a different route, sure
but it doesn actually permanently damage your brain
its just a white lie to keep young people with shit dna from ruining their potential futures
i bet you havent even read any studies, considering there hasnt been any real field research done on the subject with actual trials im willing to bet you are talking out of your ass

shut the fuck up reddit nigger

>hur dur so glad I haven't been smoking until I was 25 because of my developing brain
>*started to drink years prior
Oh no no no no no

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Ive been vaping for like 3 months now and it's great but im sure my dealer is fucking me. Whats a good way to get carts?