/got/

it's not based to endanger your entire family and country to do something you don't even want to, it's fucking dumb as hell.

based, purge the Danyfags

how good would Westeros be if Tywin was the King?

Sansafags are extremely mentally ill.

DAYNECHADS RISE UP

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Fucking finally. Someone with good taste in this shithole general.

*jumps to her death*

So let me get this right, Brienne is so loyal to Renly's claim that he kills an unarmed Stannis, yet doesn't say a word when Dany shows up demanding the throne for herself?

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>dany got moved to /trash/
oh no no no no no no

yara was supposed to be hot :(

but she is

>mfw Rickon and Dickon never became gay emperors of Essos

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She has dignity, after she realised her boyfriend was retarded and her brother was dead she just ended it.

>Checks /trash/
>TFW

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>Yara
Who?

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These are the only things we can confirm are facts in the new books

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Killing Stannis had nothing to do with Renly's claim, it was justice for his murder. As for Dany showing up, what did you expect Brienne to do? Fight to put a guy who's been dead for years on the throne?

So basically the end message of the show is Chinese style mass surveillance is good and absolute power can be trusted

He was great in the show, too bad he's irrelevant.

>no victarion
>a euron that's much worse than not even including one
>both miscast and renamed asha

Dumb and dumber will pay the iron price.

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Hey guys im here to post an image macro of Daario Naharis, A Song of Ice and Fire book series character as well as a character in the Television show "Game of Thrones". His face is edited to appear as the character Mario from the Video Game series Mario. The two names rhyme, thus resulting in the punch line: Maario Naharis.

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H A M
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Did bran et al being captured by karl "fookin legend" tanner and the Locke subplot happen in the books? I cant remember.

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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imagine dressing yourself in rags like that and stylizing yourself as king

YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT?

He was a based retard

Triggers freefolk retards and Danyfags by just existing.
Old auntie Emilia Clarke is jealous of her.
Makes incels and virgins seethe like Brie Larson did for capeshitters.
Only girl in GoT to get a perfect ending and become a Disney queen while Fatty Dany shits herself & dies.

BASED SALSA /ourgirl/
Loser Dany is Reddits girl.

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I still don't see how GRRM could ever possibly write Bran becoming king in a way that makes sense.

thats the ironborn's whole thing tho, they look down upon riches that weren't earned in battle, he makes theon throw some of his fancy shit into a fire

Dr. Pavel?

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it's cool if you ask me, the sparrow knows.

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because they were given to him. youd think if he were a halfway decent raper and pillager worth his salt hed have some gold or silk to drape himself in. nope. grey tattered rags. no wonder he got cucked

>Rooting for SLAY QUEEN

This is a retarded post.

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>he doesn't
What's it like being an incel?

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Salsa Stank and Sir Mormon

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Wins the game of thrones, wins the metagame.
Danytards everywhere squirm and blogpost at her mere sight.
Hate to admit it but she's pretty based just by merit of being incel poison. She's pretty fucking hot so that helps.

Best queen

What was the point of Dark Sansa?

>ywn be Sweetrobin, cuddling up with your cousin-wife-mommy Salsa and slowly drifting off to sleep

idk but the whole development of the bdsm motiff made me fucking diamonds lol

>some gold or silk
HAM

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Get out

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Reading the books now, in Storm of Swords. Is it just me or is pic related actually super short sighted? Reading a bit right now where he's talking about fucking with the Night's Watch for political reasons and he's done similar short-sighted shit all through the books. It seems he's only cunning in the short term.

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That whole scene was retarded. Why would any of them vote for Bran? No one knows who he is other than the Norferners and they're fucking off anyway. Why didn't Dorne and the Iron Islands immediately demand independance when Sansa decided to declare herself queen of the entire Norf and Bran just went along with it?

His first act of king was literally to roll over and cede about 30% of his kingdom with no argument of any kind.

based ned, father of the year

>It's done, Jon thought, they're cooked. The wildlings were running, throwing down their knives, Hornfoot men and cave dwellers and Thenns in electric scales, they were running. Mance was gone, someone was waving Harma's head on a spit, Tormund's lines had broken. Only the giants on their mammoths were holding, hairy islands in a red steel sea. The fires were leaping from tent to tent and some of the tall pines were going up as well.

>And through the smoke and salt another wedge of armored riders came, on barded horses. Floating above them were the largest banners yet, royal standards as big as sheets; a yellow one with long pointed tongues that showed a flaming heart, and another like a sheet of beaten gold, with a black stag prancing and rippling in the wind.

>Robert, Jon thought for one mad moment, remembering poor Owen, but when the trumpets blew again and the knights charged, the name they cried was "Ham! Ham! HAM!"

Tywin fucking with the Night's Watch makes perfect sense because he doesn't believe in the Others. Wildling armies will just fuck with the North and distract them.

his entire riverlands strategy was pretty terrible and only succeeds eventually because of factors outside of his control after taking heavy losses

grumpkins and snarks etc

at the time of GoT the long night was 8000 years ago. Imagine if today you heard people talking about mythical shit from 6000 BC coming from the north pole to murder everyone, and asks you to divert resources to stopping them. admittedly this is not a perfect analogy as there actually is magic shit in game of thrones i.e. dragons in particular

That's retarded. If the wildling armies fuck with the North, they would eventually come down and fuck with the South too. Tywin has no idea how big the threat is or if he could handle it in the long term because he has no eyes on it, but for some idiot reason he's rolling the dice anyway. What would be intelligent is to put the Night's Watch in political prominence, call for defense of the Realm, play up the wildling threat, and then let the North or other factions take up the burden of sending more men to it, or at least urge them to do so. If they don't they risk looking like they're plunging the Realm into war for their own selfish gain while the Crown cares for the Realm.

See
I think its dumb even not considering the Others. And also that dude came all the way down to King's Landing to proclaim the existence of Others to Tyrion.
This, and his treatment of Tyrion is also retarded and almost seems designed to eventually turn Tyrion against him. No less him keeping Joffrey on the throne. What he should do is arrange for Joffrey to take some oath that gets him off the throne and out of power so he could just rule through Tommen.

Better yet, just say that every faction with claim to the Realm who cares for the people in it should send men to the Wall and promise to send two men for every one the other factions send. Then just send criminals while the other factions are forced to send regular fighting men they're harder pressed to spare. King's Landing had too many criminals and random mouths to feed at that point in the story anyway, citizens were congregating there to avoid the war.

Tywin is a great strategist but a god awful tactician. He understands how to rule and ultimately how to defeat his enemies, but expect him to personally do it and he's dumb as fuck. He nearly lost to the raynes and basically lucked out when they charged him, lost to edmure and lucked out that in doing so he avoided losing the war by reaching king's landing.

He shits on tyrion repeatedly about 'muh public image' when their entire houses' public image is irrecoverably fucked and as evidenced by the norf and riverlands going against him even after how he dealt with the reynes and tarbecks fear isn't enough to keep enemies at bay. He's an imposing figure that gets results but he's not as clever as people make out.

You're being paranoid, it's gonna be fine.
He hates Tyrion because Tyrion is his only real son, is a dwarf, and killed his beloved in childbirth.

wildlings have shit weapons and shit tactics and will lose a fuck ton of people just trying to get through the fortified wall, even with hardly any nights watch. wtf are they going to do against the vale, the north etc? against fortified towns and castles? one good charge of stannis knights btfo them in reality
>I think its dumb even not considering the Others.
the real dumb omission by tywin is not considering dany and the dragons. the others havent been seen in 8 millenia, do you have any idea how long that is? england was still connected to europe by a land bridge 8 thousand years ago

No. Both characters are TV inventions

>tfw australian hours

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Who has the most retarded accent in the whole series?
Hard mode: no young Ned.

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AH DOONT WUNT IT
NEVAH AV

What was the point of Aegon Targaryen?

probably pretty significant when the final two books come out, totally pointless and stupid in the show

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unironically tyrion

Which one?

>when the final two books come out
NEVER
BOOKFAGS BTFO

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I think in the books he also styled himself king of the iron islands and the north, even though he only conquered a little bit, and continued to style himself that when he immediately lost everything he had there.

Ygritte's accent was cute leave her alone

>when the final two books come out
sorry user i doubt ADOS is coming even though i desperately hope it does

Making Daenerys paranoid, driving a wedge between them and making them unable to marry from Jon's pov
I wish we had gotten to see more of Jon dealing with it, but lets be honest, if you ever expected something like Jon naming himself "Jon Targaryan" or this then you're a retard

>making them unable to marry from Jon's pov
>oh no we're aunt and nephew
Imagine being this retarded

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why did jorah always look so stylish?

*pulls out sword*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this power fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, wolf got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't know how to use it. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm the Seven and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid Northern bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on the Council. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a queen..."

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user calm down before Arya noscopes you

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tyrion, he has a different accent from his own family for literally no reason, the dinkster just can't do it

>for literally no reason
he's a dwarf and keeps lesser company, a different accent seems reasonable

Sansa The Raped, second in line to the riverlands and snorter of coke

I don't think americans poorly doing english accents are hanging around in westerland slums

So he sounds like an American spectacularly failing at an English accent?

Why do Americans suck so hard at that anyway, Jaime is Danish and does it perfectly.

The show's main fault was not having more LF/Lysa sex.

>Lady Lysa and Lord Petyr had the third-story bedchamber to themselves, but the tower was small . . . and true to her word, her aunt screamed. It had begun to rain outside, driving the feasters into the hall one floor below, so they heard most every word. "Petyr," her aunt moaned. "Oh, Petyr, Petyr, sweet Petyr, oh oh oh. There, Petyr, there. That's where you belong." Lady Lysa's singer launched into a bawdy version of "Milady's Supper," but even his singing and playing could not drown out Lysa's cries. "Make me a baby, Petyr," she screamed, "make me another sweet little baby. Oh, Petyr, my precious, my precious, PEEEEEETYR!" Her last shriek was so loud that it set the dogs to barking, and two of her aunt's ladies could scarce contain their mirth.

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Why is Baelish poisoning his own son?

Wtf is the red arrow in 3 min later cube

>What makes a good Tywinpost, hmm? What is a Tywinpost's single most important quality?

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He was set up as the ruler since the first book.

Im pretty sure sweetrobin is going to OD accidentally

Metaphors?

Arnold?

Sounds alright, although I was expecting the smelling pussy and ass one

Stannis was a man of honor who realised that personal gain like the crown was less important than the fight against the dead long before the rest of the southerners ever did. His heart was in the right place but he had misguided faith in the heretic Melisandre.

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Sansa is a virgin in the books though.

Hmm, Metaphors. Martin had metaphors, built an empire on metaphors, descriptive ones at that, but eventually it led to being on a decade long hiatus that ended with
"the more she drank the more she shat".
Is it wise to get lost within metaphors?

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Marriages then?

sure she is user. so is the quiet girl who sits in the back of your class right?

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>everyone ignoring the big meme that was littlefinger's abrupt accent addition after s1
How

>Hmm. George the Old was metaphorical. And pious. He built this series. He also named a six-year-old boy High Director because he thought the boy could work miracles. He ended up fattening himself into an early grave because 'food was of this world, and this world was FAT PINK MAST'.

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What happened to Rickon Stark

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>CIA agent changes accent
Nothing out of the ordinary

DAAAGGHHHVOOOOS!!!!!!! PLEASE!

Hmm, OP had marriage in his post, he built this thread. But he also got 103 replies in 3 hours, a mere shadow of /got/'s former glory. Half the usual members of these threads have abandoned /got/, not even the Arthur Dayne /got/ poster is present.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHGGGFGGTHHHGHGHGGHGHHGHHGHGGHGGGGGGGGGGGGARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHGHGHHGHGHGGHHGHHGAAAAAAAHHHHHHRHRHRHRRHRHRHRHRHGHGRGRGRGHGHRGRGGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRHGHRHRHEHEHRHRHRGRHHRHRGRVRGRGRAAHHHHHHAHRHRHGHGRGAUAJJFODPWOSHCUDOSOSKNENESOODCICNJWPQPZKNFNMGOVOBORODLNCUZYHWNEKFOODOEBWIQXKCKROEODIXICICYHNNDIDIDODIUDJSKWKAO
ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
THE ONE TRUE KANG

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Ramsay penetrated him
youtube.com/watch?v=HOMfdW52D-M
>Mfw we'll never see Shireen teach her betrothed Rickon how to read and rule

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Why did the Night King die so stupidly?

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>Tywin is a great strategist but a god awful tactician
Isn't this the other way around?

What about wit?

He was a white male
He had it coming

>*sprouts wings like the angel she truly was and flies off into the sunset to raise the lovechild of her and Ned*
wow you got worked

according to my calculation /got/ on has 11 days left before we die forever

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Until the prequels.

FUCK the Starks and their character assassination of a good man.
youtube.com/watch?v=eJptaHqta1Q

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Post bearded Jaime fan art pls

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vague foreshadowing doesn't mean it'll make sense

Wit? Yea Forums thought itself witty once, But now look at it, tax posting is rare, vince posting is practically dead but the frog, wojack, cunny, waifu, alita, /pol/baiting, twitter drivel, and capeshit and blue furries rule this board with impunity. Where did "Wit" get them in the end?

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chaosh is a radderu

kek

This is the best Tywin posting I've seen on this place in years.

Got, this is why I can't quit you.

AYO! HOL UP!

HERE STANDS STANNIS BARATHEON YO

FIRT OF HIS BABY MAMMAS

KING OF THE BALLAS AND HOODRATS

LORD OF THE SEVEN BLOCKS AND PROTECTOR OF THE HOOD!

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Ramsay a cute

We dont have fucking girls. Get back to Tumblr

>we are missing a master of war

Do Dany OR Bran realize that position was created by Cersei to kept Kevan from fucking up her plans in king's landing? It was the opposite of what the title said and kept him from said war.

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Here is a rare jaime

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>repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time
Did Bran just warg into Edmure?

Noh, post Jaime and Brienne fanart instead

>vince posting is practically dead
truth, truth hurts but if the truth hurts than i'm the tax on pain meds

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Jaime should either:

1. Kill Cersei
2. Stay in Winterfell

One of these two, not die by brink to head.

Jesus christ, who wrote that shit?

>INT. CABIN - NIGHT

>Below deck, Ellaria, Yara, and Theon drink. Yara and Ellaria eye fuck each other as they gulp down thick mead. He's like ah yeah girl and she's like turn my cunt inside out you studmuffin. Theon composes a sonnet like a little bitch nigga virgin-- he aint gettin any tonight.

Cutest psycho!

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Why did they kill off Rickon and expect anyone to care?

guess tywin really does shit gold

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I only recently learned that it's pronounced "leena heedy" and not "lehna head-y"

Personally? I don't like it.

>*Elia hears the window being tampered with*
>”They’re here! Rhaenys, hide now!”
>*Tywin climbs through the window*
>”Lord Tywin?”
>*hands Elia a message sealed with wax and makes a MMHM sound*
>*he climbs back out the window and starts rappelling down Maegor’s Holdfast as Elia opens the message*
>”Blessings upon you and your house, yadda yadda yadda, You, Princess Rhaenys and Prince Aegon will marry my daughter, Cersei. This will bring Dorne back into the fold. Look outside and see the result if you refuse.”
>*Elia looks outside and sees Tywin in the courtyard of the Red Keep breaking numerous spears over his knee*

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If GRRM really does time-travel like they did in the tv show I'm going to be so disappointed.
It's extremely shitty writing because Bran could have solved a bunch of problems just by warging backwards in time. Why would only that one particular change happen? It's not satisfactory at all.

Meaning and direction then

it will be bloodraven using bran's body

great hair
great stance

>real winner of the game of thrones

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has't littlefinger started to give her kisses

THE COUPLE THAT WAS PROMISED

based

house codd best house

retarded pre-rape Shansha spilling the beans with Cersei didn't help at all for sure

>Killing Stannis had nothing to do with Renly's claim, it was justice for his murder.
Then why boast "in the name of the rightful king Renly" at all?

Ha, meaning and direction? Very important but what is one without the other or rather who is one when missing the other? hmm?
David Benioff and D.B. Weiss had meaning and plenty enough direction once, they swore it to the realm, from the boards to the norms, to their lord and banks themselves. But what was their meaning worth once their ego's took over and were left with without direction? Does a good tywinpost make itself as dependent on something so loose as meanings and direction? Unable to act and lead on it's own without direction?

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“I would never have known it from the kiss you gave me.” He pulled her closer, caught her face between his hands, and kissed her on the lips for a long time. “Now that’s the sort of kiss that says welcome home. See that you do better next time.”

“Yes, Father.” She could feel herself blushing.
He did not hold her kiss against her. “You would not believe half of what is happening in King’s Landing, sweetling. Cersei stumbles from one idiocy to the next, helped along by her council of the deaf, the dim, and the blind. I always anticipated that she would beggar the realm and destroy herself, but I never expected she would do it quite so fast. It is quite vexing. I had hoped to have four or five quiet years to plant some seeds and allow some fruits to ripen, but now . . . it is a good thing that I thrive on chaos. What little peace and order the five kings left us will not long survive the three queens, I fear.”

“Three queens?” She did not understand.
Nor did Petyr choose to explain. Instead, he smiled and said, “I have brought my sweet girl back a gift.”

Alayne was as pleased as she was surprised. “Is it a gown?” She had heard there were fine seamstresses in Gulltown, and she was so tired of dressing drably.

“Something better. Guess again.”

“Jewels?”

“No jewels could hope to match my daughter’s eyes.”

“Lemons? Did you find some lemons?” She had promised Sweetrobin lemon cake, and for lemon cake you needed lemons.

Petyr Baelish took her by the hand and drew her down onto his lap. “I have made a marriage contract for you.”

“A marriage . . .” Her throat tightened. She did not want to wed again, not now, perhaps not ever. “I do not . . . I cannot marry. Father, I . . .” Alayne looked to the door, to make certain it was closed. “I am married,” she whispered. “You know.”

Petyr put a finger to her lips to silence her. “The dwarf wed Ned Stark’s daughter, not mine."

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Death is preferable to being left alone with Cat

pretty sure Pycelle finger banged her

great hair huh? my rapidly receeding hairline is glad to hear it.

Renly wasn't the rightful king tho

>bloodraven using bran's body

tfw bloodraven turns out to be a creepy old pedo who only wanted to lure bran into his sex cave

>get to war for Ned and Robb
>get your land sacked, burned and your people butchered
>only "mistake" he did was beating the mountain when Robb didn't want him to be beaten yet
>marries a FUCKING Frey because his nephew couldn't keep his vows
>as reward gets most of family and friends killed and spends literal years in some moist wet dark dungeon next to a river
>has take himself and his family's name in the dirt by giving up Riverrun to save the infant baby future of his family form his wife's familyand their allies
>goes through hell and back because he stood by his family when it mattered
How is he repaid by his relatives?
>not even allowed to finish his damn sentence
>told to sit down
>followed by a damn sassy look at the chair
If he had unleashed the sword to kill his kins right there I wouldn't even have blamed him desu

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>Ay the same fuckin’ thing that makes a good Paulie post, mister Tywin.

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that was exactly the point I was making user

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You have ten seconds to make sense of Varys and Ilyrio’s scheming and explain why Aegon isn’t useless in the story. I guarantee you that young griff is the reason why GRRM can’t finish the books, he doesn’t know whether to put the Others threat first or this Targaryen rivalry

You's ?

Truly a man punished

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This is gold desu

I get that I just wanted to make it clear to all those who thought he was a legitimate ruler

Ah, alright then, didn't get that

How do I get this app?

*(You)s
A good post must get (you)s. Repeating digits got (you)s, rare as they were. Often accompanied by bateman, abused in 'get' threads, and now look at them No replies but my own.

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yeah no problem, I just really hate Renly with a burning passion

and enter bran's sex cave lel

Yes he was. He did one crucial mistake: telling Cersei out of mercy for her children. It wasnt honor that killed him, it was mercy.

Ironborn invading the North will never not be GRRM's most retarded asspull.

Tywin then, thats the most important part of a Tywin post

Yes

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fucking kek

I believe I've found immunity from Tywin plotting

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based

>wants to plot against house wydman
>spends 15 years hunting down a unicorn first

'ate Freys
'ate Boltons
'ate Lannisters
'ate oathbreakers
'ate weddings
'ate Ramsay
'ate the Souf
'ate walking
'ate standing
'ate 'orses

love me son
love me granddaughters
love me Norf
love me Rickon
love me Starks
love me Stannis
love me ships
love me Freypies
love me eggs
love me eels
love me lampreys
love me porridge
love me sausages
love me wine
love me carriage

simple as

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Uncels, when will they learn

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kino

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jej

RADmure already got a heir, Shansha will never marry lest she gives away her political power and she'll have no heir

>This is an actual coat of arms in the world of ASOIAF

Disgusting

The dude created it after he got some land by beating 5 dudes of important houses in a tourney, I bet he was high on whatever drugs they use in westeros, hookers and blackjack when he chose his sigil

KEK

Tyrion: Dabid is very grateful that you watched the show.
Oberyn: Now let us speak truth here, he is insulted. We did not appreciate their “hard effort“.
Tyrion: Well speaking as a fellow actor, I have grown used to not beeing appreciated anymore.
Did you create that petition prince Oberyn?
Oberyn: Of course not, GoT ended great.
Tyrion: I thought we were speaking truth here.
Oberyn: The last time the show was good was many years ago. When they introduced Dorne. We thought we would get new contenders for the Throne and bookfags looked forward for the adaption of the Sand Snakes. But beautiful,noble Dabid abanded the plot, for more Raven nonsense. That started a trend and soon they cut out most important plots. They butchered my country!
You know what they did to the White Walkers?

I am asking you a question

Tyrion: I heard rumors.
Oberyn: hmm, haha, I saw it. The Knight King was butchered by the Goblin girl and thus his entire army disappeared. 8 Seasons, gone, for nothing. And if the Goblin girl was allowed to do, and must have come from Dabid!
Tell him, the petition has over 1 million signs and tell him the Jews are not the only ones who cry out in pain, as they strike you.

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>fashions a chariot made out of the corpses of lions, tied together with snake corpses, fitted with broken wheels, pulled by unicorns into a red castle
>immediately skewers the unicorns with broken lances and paints the castle black

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will tywin posting replace vinceposting?

Was my brother a good Tywin poster?

Tywin: You were right about the Dorne storyline. If it were better written we could have used it to flesh out Daenerys plot. Which would have given us more time to make Kings Landing seem more complex. But now, madness, madness and stupidity.
I always thought you were a pseudo intellectual. Perhaps I was wrong.
Tyrion: half wrong, I’m new to writing, but unless we want to seem serious, we can not have the season end like this.
Tywin: no one will let it end like this. We already have that petition available, that will send a clear message. Sir Gregor will ride out and set LA on fire. We will regroup at GRRM house. And you will go to the US for me.
Tyrion: and do what?
Tywin: Write the plot. You will bring those Jews to reason and if you catch so much a whiff of subverting expectations from any of the writers Benioff, Weiss,–
Tyrion: ovens, soaps, lampshades.
Why not anyone? why not my uncle?why me?
Tywin: you are my son! And one more thing, you WILL keep the headcanon to yourself. Understand?

are you all referring to the bit where tywin was skinning the deer, or when the mountain threw trout all over the riverlands?

Host a tourney in the Red keep, paint it some other colour, have "the red viper" Oberyn join the tourney on a chariot with broken wheels that you had repaired pulled by unicorns whose horn you cut off against some Lannister (an expendable cousin preferably), meanwhile repair some jousting lances

theres a deleted scene of him fishing before the red wedding

kek

here
youtu.be/bfmmUa_r-oo

For trout?

Will we ever see high quality "the rape was beautiful" posts ever again?

Take five knights and a horse and cart on a trip to the zoo

How do (we) feel about House Forrester?

YOU FORRESTERS HAVE SHIT ON US FOR GENERATIONS

Your brother was not a good Tywin poster.

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Why not? What did he lack?

>Implying Salsa won't Prince-Phillip the first guy she wants to after pulling off something like NORFxit
The whole point about her character is how people keep underestimating her and she subtly shits all over the other players.

In the book he had set out an escape plan for his children. Its thwarted by sansa being an absolute retard though

A good Tywinposter knows what is lacking and what isn't.
Had he been a good Tywinposter he'd be here answering your questions.

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fuck this smug bastard

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a H A M

fuck off stannis

“Only one man in a thousand is born a skinchanger,” Lord Brynden said one day, after Bran had learned to fly, “and only one skinchanger in a thousand can be a greenseer.”
“I thought the greenseers were the wizards of the children,” Bran said. “The singers, I mean.”
“In a sense. Those you call the children of the forest have eyes as golden as the sun, but once in a great while one is born amongst them with eyes as red as blood, or green as the moss on a tree in the heart of the forest. By these signs do the gods mark those they have chosen to receive the gift. The chosen ones are not robust, and their quick years upon the earth are few, for every song must have its balance. But once inside the wood they linger long indeed. A thousand eyes, a hundred skins, wisdom deep as the roots of ancient trees. Greenseers.”

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reading this all in charles dance's voice made my day and this thread worth it.
Thank you

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Bran doesn't have green eyes

that's cultural appropriation

>Aerys starts screaming about how he wants to fuck your wife and how much you suck
>"The King is tired. See him to his chambers."

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Your queen is 23 years old and looks like 40 years old tranny, and also is SJW feminists who is hypocrite and enjoy killing unborn babies.

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They were mourning clothes. She wears them in the book too. Her aunt just died.

>opposing those who don't want to curb minorities
based

>this thread
>anyone who isn't tywinposting

Not another word.

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Jessica Chastain is 42 and looks better and younger than "her".

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wow what a meanie weenie
Have some salsa and lighten up boo

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cuteness coming in.

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wow thanks, saved, didnt know she is so fat right now and looks like my grandmother. Maisie looks better than her.

sad state of GoT's actresses when waifufags' only options are one of a handful of prematurely-post-wall slags

Holy shit i knew Sophie was based but THIS based? Thanks user i appreciate her more now.

Honestly she looks way better with no makeup or at least a "natural" look.

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of course you are, just like every ultra feminist sjw homosexual degenerate. Its her only fanbase.

The cutest boy right here

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that's for cotf

Can i have your granny's contact? A-asking for a friend.

my /got/ posters
You have disgraced /got/ for far too long

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Why was Barristan Selmy so butthurt about getting fired?
Joffrey and Cersei both had great arguments for firing him.

1. He swore an oath to protect his king. But his king is dead.
2. He swore an oath to protect his king, but he didn't. HE was THERE when the boar killed king Robert, yet Selmy did nothing. Joffrey was right when he said "you let me father die. you're too old to protect anyone"

Barristan Selmy was acting a little bitch by running to Daenerys. "Oh noz I made a huge mistake and have to suffer the consequences now! Better support a crazy dragon witch that wants to burn down the entire 7 kingdoms"

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CAKE

bring me his ______

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because he suspected Cersei was the one trying to poison him in the first place. And he was ordered to not interfere when Robert, poisoned and drunk took on the boar

based screeching poster

ew

>Why was Barristan Selmy
Selmy was a nutjob through and through
He served a madman and a drunk without question
Jaime is ten times a greater knight

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how did he do it bros

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it was an act, he was paid off to let the boar kill him by House Crakehall

Will I be a good Tywin poster?

his sister's son

It turns out that gold buys nice things and iron buys shit.

they should get her purple eyes, she looks magical with them.

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>hands the crown over the Jon Snow as the rightful heir
I DUN WUN ET

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>by House Crakehall
kek

YOU WILL MARRY WHO I TELL YOU TO MARRY AND YOU WILL NOT MARRY FOR LOVE

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Robert command Barristan to stay. He wanted to 1v1 the boar. The keep and lands never interested him, he was happy giving up the Selmy lands to his cousin for Kingsguard duty.

>He wanted to 1v1 the boar.
kek

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Holy fuck, Joanna looks cute as fuck. No wonder Tywin went full stoneheart and celibate when she died in childbirth to Tyrion.

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Yeah, because abortion rights is high on a list of priorities when an 12 year old signs a contract, right?

Danyfags disgust me. Myrcella is and always was the one true queen of /got/.

Because he was the second (or third) greatest warrior in history and appointment to the Kingsguard is for life. They set a new precedent by dismissing him instead of death dismissing him of his duties. He sees what useless shitters get into the Kingsguard now because of the long peace they've enjoyed, and even then he could carve the five of those useless shitters up like cake, but he's the one getting dismissed for political reasons.
It's like you didn't watch the show or something.

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Is his faith really misguided when it turns out her only purpose was to save the world? looks like good judgement to me

based

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based

You're a newfag, a good Tywinposter saves and heeds other Tywinposts until he is an oldfag. And the best Tywinposters continue to do so even after.
Now you will have to learn to screen capture, do you know why?

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>second (or third) greatest warrior in history
>killed by mixed race mongrels armed with daggers

I mean I guess not if you put it that way but his faith in her caused him and his supporter untold suffering even if it was all for the greater good

Disgusting fetishists, Danyfags, Emiliafags and (may Rhllor forgive me for uttering these words)Targ fucking shits
Ser Davos, prepare the pyre.
We will make even women, incels, femcels and children pay the iron price.
Rh'llor hungers

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>It's like you didn't watch the show or something.
Did you? Like I said, he wasn't even able to protect King Robert from a boar.
Others have said that Robert told him to stand back. But of course it is the duty of a king's guard to protect the king, possibly even from himself making stupid retarded decisions while blackout drunk. What -good- is this supposed "greatest warrior in history" if he literally cannot protect the king?
>They set a new precedent by dismissing him instead of death dismissing him of his duties
I guess they should have executed him then. He should be glad they showed mercy.
>but he's the one getting dismissed for political reasons.
That just shows how useless he is.

>someone actually coped my post down
absolutely based, user, and topkek

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kek

too bad she is a disfigured product of incest

STANNIS!

BRAVO DABID

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>disfigured
ya blind nigga?

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To be a good Tywin poster?

i know, poor Dany

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And your sister...

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>he stops loving his waifu because she took a wound in battle
Danyfags are whores

SHANSHA

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Yes but why?
To further the longevity of the post.
Do you know how that happens?

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They should have fugged

Stannis and Dany chads are united, u silly guy.

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My sister got breast cancer 4 years ago. We both loved game of thrones and bonded over the TV series. She read the books years earlier and couldn't wait to see me find out what happens as the series went on. After the diagnosis, she was given 2 years. She joked that she would never get to read the winds of winter. But time went in and the cancer went into remission. I read the books then, to talk with her about them, to bond with her. I told her now she would actually at least get to find out what happens in the next book. She died last fall. She died waiting for George to finish. I'm not gonna read it. It would make me think too much or her, and her sad half hearted smile any time someone tried to offer her hope. George killed her hope.

i watch too much porn but i thought that was were it was going, but then jaime would have been to based

no wonder Aerys went insane with virgin rage over being denied her

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>father/daughter incest
No

Myrcella is boring. Dany is absolutely based and cute, she is literally queen of all international chans.

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Who is that? The new Sword in the Morning?

In your dreams, you disguting waifufag.

new Amory Lorch

Jaime and Cersei could not have married for love, to be fair

Based literal queen of /trash/

>going full Craster

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What indeed

cope and seething. Pic related is canon.

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I hope she suffered greatly. You and her both. Bookfags are unbearable.

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How come nobody posts the porn she did, is it really that bad?

this. Stannis would get Dany wet, not like this Jon incel

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Stannis is married, stop this

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hairlets don't get the girl

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she made me think all Villantians sound retarded

Shay de fune
BOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR

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That's a pretty good shoop minus the hand.

never

nice formatting there, incel

>Shae and "Jaqen" both from Lorath
>Jaqen uses badass third person language with cool accent
>Shae sounds like a dumb shitskin whore

...

How many days until fat fucks death?

So that /got/ will not be banned by the traitorous whores known only as the "jannies"

Game of Thrones time travel works on a 1 timeline rule. You can’t change the past because whatever you do has already happened.

Yes but has anyone ever explained the details to you?
it's all relatively straightfowar..d

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Sure as hell don't care for her political opinions but saying she's ugly is just plain wrong.

If you are European and learning English you are most likely learning it from a British teacher. Kinda makes sense since Britain is right there. Americans on the other hand already know English and have developed specific habits about their English that are much harder to break then someone learning from scratch. Also would like to point out Nik always sounded like a Dane doing a fake British accent to me.

I think every time someone calls him a fat fuck he pushes back the TWoW release date by one day

That reminds me of something I read about Switzerland once.
The Swiss are very welcoming to foreigners that try to learn and speak Swiss German, UNLESS the foreigners are from Germany. Then it's seen as a condescening thing for some reason.

If I apply this to the US/Britain, I'm guessing Americans don't go around speaking British English to each other because it sounds snobby. So they'd never get any practice unless they're in acting school or something.