>move trailer
>Starts with a word and a single piano note
or alternatively
>has shitty edgy/dark cover of a classic song, usually done by a female vocalist
Trends in movies that you hate
Ryder Cruz
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Jeremiah Wilson
>city scape showing
>VVVVVWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>shows another land mark
>VVVVWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>person says a word
>WWWWRRRRRRRRRR
i fucking hated this type of trailers
All of those movies were pleb tier shit (transformers, ghostbusters, etc)
Connor Thomas
All modern movies and series are inherently worthless product made for entertainment purpose of stuffing popcorn for two hours, intended to make you forget how bad things are and how much worse they're gonna get while instead of acting upon the threats humanity is facing, you all think governments will fix it. Like bloated cattle you're headed right into the slaughterhouse but your eyes are obscured by newest Game of Shit controversy of Starbucks cup on a medieval wooden table.
Eli Hernandez
>*tips*
Parker Sanders
Replacing a good story, cinematography, pacing, dialogue, or acting with just casting women/trannies/faggots/niggers and having praise heaped on you.
Gavin Gonzalez
Both of these.
Michael Howard
I dunno man, Thanos was pretty cool.
Julian Miller
>rated pg13
Automatic sigh and incoming disappointment
Colton Lewis
this picture is very erotic
Brandon Lewis
indeed
Gavin Smith
>tfw no pure white maiden to do my laudry
William Ward
>Trends in movies that you hate
black people
brown people
interracials
socila justice
social problems
jewish tricks
Blake Sullivan
>brown hair
>white
Uhh, okay Pedro. Enjoy your 'white' women.
Gabriel Carter
white people can have brunette coloured hair user
Michael Lopez
Gays, unless for comic relief. and that's only good when all the jokes are about them being gey and camp
Jeremiah Scott
moar?
Oliver White
aye
Grayson Cooper
Ethan Moore
what threats are humanity facing?
Luke Mitchell
Um niggers?
Jace Lee
Fight scene:
>sliced together half second shots from different angles so you can't see shit and just assume there is a fight happening.
>Normal character gets blasted through window, not a single cut/scrape on them
>Normal characters somehow have the endurance to keep fighting like made men for 10+ minutes.
Tina Fey/Amy Poehler movies
>OMG girls day/night/trip/weekend
>All show signs of being alcoholics
>All have the same personality/tropes
>"So much fun" ---> **minor cat fights*** --->Someone has cancer/getting divorced/ect. ---> "OMG I love you all muh sisters"
Horror movies:
>All of the characters are mentally retarded and can't think critically at all and slowly get picked off by bad thing.
Ethan Turner
Josiah Robinson
>David Dubnitskiy
Hudson Reyes
Imagine paying attention to world events instead of just obsessing over capeshit
Jace Flores
Thomas Price
i kind of miss the "in a world..." trailers that just explained the premise, showed some clips and fucked off
Jayden Moore
>has shitty edgy/dark cover of a classic song, usually done by a female vocalist
that "i started a joke" teaser was the only good part of suicide squad tho
Levi Martinez
Don't forget the String riser whenever its building up something suspenseful/exciting/two main characters screaming to eatch other in a cookie cutter blockbuster trailer
you know:
>wraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAH!
Austin Russell
Jacob Walker
It's an actual format
Brayden Evans
Inception BRAAAP was the worst thing for years
Brandon Thompson
The Inception brrrrrrmmm did to trailers what The Matrix did to fight scenes
Jason Scott
They truly found the anti-life equation with this one
Parker Lopez
the what
Sebastian King
bbbrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm
Camden Thomas
BBBBRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Brandon Johnson
BRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Kevin Phillips
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP
Caleb Diaz
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Samuel Davis
>fingernails painted
>wearing TOMS
great, immersion ruined. can't fap now
Leo Bailey
Look, there's a formula for this. Auralnauts diagrammed it. youtube.com
Jackson Perry
thanks for posting it again
Jaxon Carter
Who actually reads threads?