Cersei, you will marry King Ghidorah and that will be the end of it!
Cersei, you will marry King Ghidorah and that will be the end of it!
Adam Gutierrez
Brayden Brooks
Heh
Luke Jones
But what about King Kong?
Christian Thompson
And Tyrion will do as he is bid and wed Mothra
Adrian Sanders
I am Queen Regent, not some broodmare!
Jordan Carter
I don’t think Godzilla would be cool with that, mi-lord
Alexander Murphy
Tyrion, I have argued since the day you were born. You will marry Mothera and have children. Short or NOT I will be a grandfather, again.0
Ian Smith
>"You are an ill-made, spiteful little season full of plot-holes, poor characterisation, and unsatisfying conclusions. Men's laws give you the right to bear the name Game of Thrones and display its colors since I cannot prove that you are not canon. And to teach me humility, the gods have condemned me to watch you waddle about wearing that proud name that was kino in season 1 and George R. R. Martin's creation before that. But neither gods nor men will ever compel me to let you turn Game of Thrones into your subverted expectations"
Matthew Bailey
>godzilla goes home for his healing sleep thing
The King is tired, see him to his chambers!
Lucas Williams
enough, you will wed her bed her and put a child into her. Surely even you could manage that.
Mason Sanchez
I take it that you'll be re-marrying and having more children to continue the family name, father?
Grayson Bennett
Camden Reed
how come this retard never got remarried
Christian Sullivan
based and saved
Asher Gonzalez
Lol
Parker Ross
tfw no attentive but strict Tywin daddy
Camden Powell
he only loved one and didn't want to have to deal with a woman ruining what he built, plus he had children already
Ethan Perez
Show doesn't really cover it but, his wife was his only one true love and he had no interest in other women after she was done.
It's part of the reason he despised his son so much, but the show made it about, "Muh dwarfism".
Carson Ward
YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER
Landon Carter
he only loved his wife, apparently she was the only one that could make him smile and laugh often
Matthew Phillips
so your saying he wanted the incest?
Robert Lopez
THEY
HAVE
MY
SON
Grayson Baker
News mi-lord! The King Ghidorah has been slain, with all that remaining but just his severed head.
His head's right over here actually, what should we do with it?
Cameron Rogers
i get the joke
Connor Brown
Surely Rodan will not do anything rash
Daniel Diaz
Marry it off to the Muto, let's see what pops out.
Nicholas Parker
Why was he always wearing a bathrobe?
Tyler Allen
he is a meme
Anthony Adams
no one told him he couldn't
Jonathan Myers
Ironically he loved her with all his heart, and the day she died he never smiled again. He forced his children to marry people they don't like for politics yet he never bothered remarrying for any political power himself.
Jace Ramirez
He watches his stories while in the bath, before shuffling out for meetings. He also wears slippers but they're always out of frame.
Jonathan Ward
>What makes a good Tywinpost, hmm? What is a Tywinposts single most important quality?
Justin Reed
Marriage?
Andrew Hall
Tywin the Titan got married. He married the woman of his dreams, and fathered three children. A beautiful woman, a handsome warrior and a lustful little dwarf. And he spent his time insulting his three children, until the youngest one killed him.
William Ramirez
Legacy?
Michael Price
Hmm, OP had marrige in his post, he built this thread. But he also got 33 replies in 2 hours and ended up being deleted by a janny since this thread was of /got/ and /got/ is off topic.
Carson Phillips
He knows he can get away with it because everyone assume he’s wearing some kind of foreign clothing and they don’t want to be written up for being racist
Easton Rivera
same thing that makes a good vince post
Justin Davis
Cunny?
Angel Watson
Tywin should have forced Jaime on the throne. This way he could have Cersei as his queen and Tyrion as his hand, and Tywin wouldn't have any complains left
Tyler Ward
A good post must have cunny. Yea Forums had cunny. Everyone applauded the pictures, pedos and hebe's alike. But there was never cunny for long, they're deleted in their first hour by jannies. Is it good to have cunny threads deleted before they can reach maturity?
Noah Cruz
>Ay the same fuckin’ thing that makes a good Paulie post, mister Tywin.
Julian Rodriguez
Legacy. King robert build a legacy on the ashes of a dynasty. He started a strong line of sucession and made his house the strongest in Westeros. His wife gave him three strong childs, two of them heirs. Unfortunately, they did not come from his seeds but from her own brother ballsack. Now his house is instinct and he is buried none the wiser.
Christopher Roberts
Maybe waifus, then?
Sebastian James
what was king Ghidorah's tax policy?
what was king kong's?
William Myers
King Robert is shit and did nothing good for the realm
Justin Diaz
YOU'RE MY DOTTA
Christian Thomas
Waifu's? Yea Forums had waifus. It was the most popular board and crushed the rest of Yea Forums. And now it is overrun with trap, celeb and FB IG threads, until the last two killed it.
Elijah Jackson
nothing bad either
Lucas Rivera
>pasta with kino start but shit ending
Exactly like the show then
Evan Bennett
Authority.
Lucas Hill
Humor
Luis Barnes
Jannies had authority. They deleted off topic and cunny threads alike. But their vigilance left was tiresome and so, the often slept. Is it authoritative to sleep on a board full of pedos?
William James
Tyrion you ungrateful lecheror, you will stick your stubby mushroom-shaped dick into Sansa and produce more deformed goblin babies to bear the proud Lannister sigil whether you like it or not, you hear?
Wyatt Hall
Bobby B posts were humorous. Everyone (you)'d them, newfags and oldfags alike. But he wasn't funny for long. He was stolen by reddit in his first year. Was it truly humorous to abandon his Yea Forums to the redditfags?
Carter Harris
>his house is instinct
Daniel Brooks
..(You)s?
Sebastian Anderson
A good post must get (you)s. Repeating digits got (you)s, rare as they were. Often accompanied by bateman, abused in 'get' threads, and now look at them: Only one reply...
Jacob James
>Nothing, nothing makes a good tywinpost
Easton Martin
My lord. Kaiju say "My lord." If you're going to act like one at least do it properly.
Cooper Kelly
Yes!
Josiah Collins
this entire thread is smol but so precious
Christopher Gutierrez
Brody Butler
You can tell he hates being in this garbage. Which is why he's only in it for five minutes.
Jayden Butler
Because he could get away with it.
Dominic Ward
Not another word!
Dominic Kelly
>Tyrions whore sleeps with him unbeknown to Tyrion
>Kyle Chandlers wife works for him, unbeknown to Chandlers character
Based
Matthew Flores
someone needs to shop these into something and save it for prosperity
William Roberts
Apparently so.
Oliver Phillips
It's comfy.
Lincoln Jones
Benjamin Morris
i was the "nothing" poster so you are welcome
Adrian Rodriguez
>you think i'd be in my position if I ever lost a (you)?
Nicholas Rodriguez
Since you made me laugh I made some OC.
Andrew Young
Dont worry user, i will save the page, chop it up and post it on r/freefolk later for their shitty internet points.
Eli Martin
>huh
>the dragon did have three heads after all
Gavin Sanchez
Fuck with this flopzilla, go watch aladdin and infinity wars or even the upcoming spiderman. worth your money than watching this flop fucks
Austin Rivera
Begone shill. This thread is protected by kaiju.
Jonathan Hall
vile, ill made, spiteful little creature filled with envy, lust, and low cunning.
Dylan Davis
>mfw
Parker Powell
Cersei, you will marry one of Khal Drogo's successors and bring Essos under Lannister control.
Easton Taylor
>Cersei, you will marry Moonboy and Patchface.
Levi Collins
he cute
Julian Stewart
>I have three children
>You have three heads
>We shall join our houses and bring Westeros under our control.
Nicholas King
I am not some broodmare!
Carter Smith
A fa/tv/irgin doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a mouse-shill.
Oliver Williams
based
Julian Hall
Tywinposting is the best.
Brody Diaz
>"Daenarys, you shall wed my crippled son."
Dominic Sanders
Tywin: You were right about the Dorne storyline. If it were better written we could have used it to flesh out Daenerys plot. Which would have given us more time to make Kings Landing seem more complex. But now, madness, madness and stupidity.
I always thought you were a pseudo intellectual. Perhaps I was wrong.
Tyrion: half wrong, I’m new to writing, but unless we want to seem serious, we can not have the season end like this.
Tywin: no one will let it end like this. We already have that petition available, that will send a clear message. Sir Gregor will ride out and set LA on fire. We will regroup at GRRM house. And you will go to the US for me.
Tyrion: and do what?
Tywin: Write the plot. You will bring those Jews to reason and if you catch so much a whiff of subverting expectations from any of the writers Benioff, Weiss,–
Tyrion: ovens, soaps, lampshades.
Why not anyone? why not my uncle?why me?
Tywin: you are my son! And one more thing, you WILL keep the headcanon with you. Understand?
Brandon Howard
Tywin: You were right about the Dorne storyline. If it were better written we could have used it to flesh out Daenerys plot. Which would have given us more time to make Kings Landing seem more complex. But now, madness, madness and stupidity.
I always thought you were a pseudo intellectual. Perhaps I was wrong.
Tyrion: half wrong, I’m new to writing, but unless we want to seem serious, we can not have the season end like this.
Tywin: no one will let it end like this. We already have that petition available, that will send a clear message. And you will go to the US for me.
Tyrion: and do what?
Tywin: Write the plot. You will bring those Jews to reason and if you catch so much a whiff of subverting expectations, Benioff, Weiss,–
Tyrion: ovens, soaps, lampshades.
Why not anyone? why not my uncle?why me?
Tywin: you are my son! And one more thing, you WILL keep the headcanon with you. Understand?
Joseph Cooper
bretty good, but that last line should be either keep that headcanon to yourself or
>you WILL keep that plot about shitting in the books. Understand.
Hunter Harris
>*climbs through the window*
Lady Elia, you, Princess Rhaenys and Prince Aegon will wed my daughter, Cersei. You will wed her, bed her and put a child in her. This will bring Dorne back into the fold.
>*climbs out the window and begins rappelling down Maegor’s Holdfast*
Jacob Price
tywinposting is the new vinceposting
Luke Ward
He's from Essos.
Matthew Bennett
The dwarf aspect is pretty key in the books too user.
If he'd been Jaime looking but with Tyrions personality Tywin would have considered him most like him out of his kids. Because of the dwarfism he was always untermensch
Juan Murphy
"Summoned to discord to answer for the violations of your bannerman Baneposter, the Big Guy. Arrive within 24 hours or be banned as an enemy of the mods. Poor Gook Moot. Brave man, terrible judgment."
"Posting Bane was stupid. Patricians don't act like fools. Are you going to reply with something funny? Go on, post something funny"
"Janny took Warwickposter"
"Why is he still not BTFO?"
"Warwickposter?"
"Janny"
"One of /pol/'s men interfered, called him a leftist cuck before I could blow him the fuck out"
"Why is he still not BTFO?"
"It wouldn't have been based"
"BASED... (You) spend too much time caring about what other posters think of (you)"
"I could care less what some literal who thinks of me"
"That's what you want Yea Forums to think of you"
"I-it-t's t-the truth!"
"When you hear them whispering "Cringesayer" behind your back, doesn't it make ya seethe?"
"Of course, it makes me boil"
"A Chad doesn't concern himself with the seethings of the incels. I suppose I should be grateful that your autism got in the way of your retardation.
I'm giving you half of our IPs- You will bring them to Yea Forums and remind Janny that Patricians pay their non-existent salary"
"I didn't realize you placed such a high value on Warwick poster"
Ethan Price
"He's a Patrician. He might be the lowest of the Patricians, but he's /ourguy/. And every day that he remains banned, the less our posts command respect"
"So the Chad does concern himself with the opinions of-"
"No, that's not a fucking meme. It's a fact. If Janny can seize one of our own and hold his IP captive with impunity, we are no longer a board to be feared.
Oldfags and dubsposters are dead. Before long I'll be dead. And (you) and your zoomer memes and your Sneedposters and all of their spam and phoneposting. All of us gone, all of us deleted from the internet.
It's the memes that live on. It's all that lives on. Not your dubs not your "based" posts but MEMES. Do you understand? MMMMMM. You're blessed with wits that few autists possess.
You're blessed to be cursed to the most retarded board on the internet. And you're still blessed with youth. And what have you done with these blessings, huh?
You've served as a glorified bandwith boost for two moots- one a faggot, the other a gook. The future of our board will be determined in these next few years.
We could establish an internet dynasty that will last a thousand years. Or we could collapse into tranny shit as Yea Forums did. I need you to become the poster you were always meant to be.
Not next year. Not tomorrow. Now"
Easton Jones
Where's this from?
Gavin Walker
Golden.
Noah Howard
Me before you
Angel Johnson
...
Gavin Williams
Beautiful.
Julian Roberts
Noah Kelly
saved
Eli Garcia
honestly, i thought it was funny as fuck because he was pretty much just tywin lannister in a godzilla film. i cant even remember the characters name, i just think of fucking tywin lannister.
Eli Martinez
Dab and Dabid eternally btfo
Grayson Reyes
cersei
Bentley Perry
Unironically a waifufag
Matthew Mitchell
Essos fashion and to make himself look harmless
Christian Carter
You are my Daughter-in-law!
Hudson Thompson
Finna bases
Lincoln Price
Ian Fisher
Magnificent. Yea Forums‘s magnum opus.
Nolan Clark
brap
Jason Rodriguez
Bravo Dabid bravo
Sebastian Martin
>One a faggot, the other a gook.
That was a good one
Blake James
Tywinposting is his legacy
Gavin James
time to find out if tywinposter really does shitpost gold
Levi Flores
>extremely based side character that no one appreciates other than Yea Forums is stuck in a shitty show
Getting real sick of this trope
Andrew Jackson
He's a deep one, the robe covers his webbed claw feet.
Christopher Lopez
When Tytos wed Genna Lannister To that Frey loser, 9 year old Tywin stood up and told them how bad a match it was. He was on this marriage ish since day one.
Elijah Evans
Yarys snuck Shae in there to goad Tyrion into killing Tywin. Tywin is too pure to ever have sex outside wedlock.
Dylan Barnes
While the Shae thing might be right, Tywin still commisioned a secret tunnel that lead from his tower to a brothel. Not to mention siring a mutt bastard with a summer islander
Noah Garcia
AKHTUALLY, it's not just about the dwarfism. It's the fact that Tywin blames Tyrion for killing his wife.
Brayden Nguyen
Can't wait for this fat bitch to get kidnapped by the Brotherhood and have her husband force fed to her.
Levi Edwards
It's not just the dwarfism but it's obvious Tywin considers Tyrion's very existence to be shameful to his house.
Zachary Walker
he's a man of taste
Benjamin Hughes
>You call this a Freypie? Em hardly had any meat on him. BRING ME MORE. And bring me another hedgeknight to stuff my cunt, both my mouths hunger.
Andrew Long
>why is he not BTFO
>It wouldn't have been based
Gabriel Evans
>war of the five kings started because of him
>put the realm into debt
>was a fucking retard who allowed the lannisters to control him
>did nothing bad!
Stag cucks please leave
James Hughes
Tom Sevenstrings (aka the guy that fucked the lady of Acorn Hall) says he's going to stay at Riverrun to sing for the Frey lord. He's going to cuck Emmon and conspire with Genna to get him killed.
William Bell
>no one appreciates except Yea Forums
Is this a fucking meme?
Tons of people like him.
Carter Wilson
kek
Alexander Bell
Jesus. It really got this bad, didn't it?
Daniel Kelly
SIX MILLION OR SIX THOUSAND, THE JEWS WON AND YOU'LL ADMIT IT HAPPENED.
Isaac Allen
Alexander Lopez
Jaxon Baker
"But Archmaester, the numbers"
"The numbers are correct, Sam."
"But, it doesn't make an-"
"Do you really believe that the most educated men in Westeros would make such a mistake? No"
Zachary Nguyen
Isn't implied he has a female bastard in the books?
Jackson Evans
what fetisch is this?
Tyler Perez
>Archmaester
But where is his chain?
Julian Mitchell
King Kong's tax policy was more bananas.
Oliver Reed
Someone screenshot and compile all the kino tywin posts
Brandon White
10/10
Ryder Murphy
The question is why he isn't in more kino. He should monopolize the patriarch market. Let him be Kinzo. It's HIS turn.
Jackson Jackson
he's literally wearing it in that image