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She overpowers thanos with the gauntlet with all stones.

She flies Tony from "a thousand light years from the nearest 7/11" in less than a week, meaning she can fly thousands of times faster than the speed of light.

Also, for some reason, Brie is operating under the VSfag mentality that the more unbeatable and strong your character is, the better they are.

The Living Tribunal is literally one of the top 5 most powerful Marvel characters, but you will NEVER see a solo film made about him, because barely anyone is a fan of him.

>implying Brie "Fungus among us" Larson even knows who Galactus is

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wow, lifting inanimate object

name ONE thing in Marvel universe that is even remotely close to being this awesome

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Not on film, not true.

She made hollywood see that they can have a successful movie with a leading woman. You know, cause no one remembers the terminator series, or alien series, or hell, even wonder woman from the year before.

She is worse than Ruin with this trolling shit.

Imagine caring this much about children's movies.

>According to Brie Larson
ACCORDING TO BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON IS ATTRACTIVE AND NOT A FRIDGE

>powerlevel fags
name ONE good DC movie

I guess you're being sarcastic, but that fucking image always triggers me because someone at sometime unironically felt like that atrocity of writing was awesome.

SJW's have selective memories and loves to rewrite history to suit their narrative. They purposely forgot. Don't drink the pink Kool-Aid user

He literally jacked a vehicle in Winter Soldier

Captain Marvel is worthy because she doesn't need to prove anything to any man.

Reminder that the best capeshit stuff is usually ground level stuff for a reason. Power level scaling makes for ultimately blander stories.

When everyone's got limited power, or the hero is in an underdog scenario and has to fight the villain/s that will obviously ruin him in far fight, it becomes far more interesting.

That's just stupid. He'd go mad, the time it took him to say that sentence would be the equivalent of a trillion years of his mind running at normal speed and yet somehow he was able to concentrate on saying that sentence for what was from his perspective a time frame many times the lifetime of the universe.

If his mind was running at that speed, he couldn't talk or do anything at what we would perceive to be a normal speed. He'd start a sentence get half a syllable in, realize that his life is an eternal hell of waiting for something to happen and use his superspeed to get a gun and kill himself at which point he'd realize that the time it takes for the bullet to go from the barrel into his brain is going to last a few thousand years of perceivable time.

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Why are you mad about this? What is it about her that upsets you all so unreasonably?

"Celebrity makes offhand remark in interview". It's not like she just announced it from atop her palace without context is it?

It's just the usual "My character can beat your character!" that they all do in interviews, but you're making yourselves mad about it because she is a she.

the times 100 part hit hard

Feminism

NEXT TOM CRUISE
HEMSWORTH BTFO

There's wormhole jumps for that kind of distance you retard
But that does mean that she can withstand the weird shit that happens if you go through one

Doesn't she have almost instant teleportation anyway thanks to the tessaract?

i only need one BvS
name a memorable mcu movie
you can't they are all forgetable onion

It's only memorable for being shit.

She can lift it the same way Vision could, being a roastie she doesn't have a soul so doesn't get challenged if she is worthy or not

It's optional for the Flash.
Unlike quicksilver in Marvel who has no choice so hes a constant pissy shit because he experiences everything slow and everyone around him looks and acts like a sloth to his perspective.

wouldn't he just starve at normal speed? or he can just run headfirst against the wall, if he runs at normal speed at the scale of attoseconds, he would have energy of K-T impact in realtime.

Yet only Captain Marvel managed to make over 1 billion US dollars. Can't argue against that, she's a moneymaker.

No female has tried to lift it, right? I remember his sister was able to grab it and destroy it and I remember Black Widow didn't even try to lift it at the party. What if roasties could lift the hammer due to some loophole?

is it true what they're saying? that this is the true start of the MCU? everything leading up to Captain Marvel was just a warmup and now it begins

Yeah the Walmart toy hammer fucking cunt bitch

they are setting up her death at Rogue's hands pretty nicely

I can perceive a fly buzzing past in front of my eyes at the speed of a blink. It doesn't mean I perceive reality at that speed at all times. The Flash is also pretty much never actually portrayed as being as powerful as that particular comic version of him.

>He hasn't watched the original captain america film

Suicide Squad

>be brie larson
>do or say anything
>incels: REEEEEEEEEE

Flash gets beaten by Catwoman and DeathStroke all the time.

>She overpowers thanos with the gauntlet with all stones.
He's not using the stones, so it's just his regular physical strength.

>She overpowers thanos with the gauntlet with all stones.
She holds his fingers apart like Cap did in IW, the difference is that she no-sells Thanos' headbutt. The stones are useless if he can't make a fist, so he pulls the power stone out and uses it raw to punch her out of the movie.

Lifting the hammer isn't about strength, it's about purity of character or some shit.

It fucking says December you uncle retard

Makes sense to me, the sexiest characters in the Marvel Universe have consistently shown they can lift the hammer.

and she's the cutest of them all

Scarlet Witch didn't lift the hammer though.

Selflessness and resolve on the level of a king. That's totally Carol Danvers, eh

she's a virgin who needs to have sex

Brie Cuntson is getting her character mixed up with the noble Captain America. Only worthy people can lift Mjolnir and Captain Marvel is NOT WORTHY.

Cope harder, Brie. lmao

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>Dec. 12th, 2018

I guarantee with that mingin body, that ass and toes, that men have fucked her once and never called back. You'd have to be resentful. She has a body/butt double and we all know why.

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fucking normies

>falling for obvious bait

lol she's like the female hank hill

yknow,the more my brain farts out enough effort to think about it,Amy pheoller woulda been a much more likable fit for the mcu

She can lift my hammer, if ya know what I mean

The Flash from Kingdom Come actually integrates this logic a bit. There he's just this speed-demon constantly shifting back and forth in space, always moving around, just like this wispy ghostly blur. I don't think he ever talks either. He's more of a god or force of nature than a human.

>triggers me
Yes it’s a shit image but fuck off back to tumbler, you fat dyke

Honestly why wouldnt she be able to lift the hammer? She is more worthy than Thor.

>be incel
>REEEE at something
>normies: REEEEEEEEEEE

Nice fanfiction lmao

If you go back and watch Thor's original movie, where he had to prove *himself* worthy if Mjölnr, it was all about him learning humility, service to others, and the willingness to sacrifice himself so that others might live. Cap demonstrated all those qualities. Danvers had the choice to do so when she could have snapped Thanos out of existence, presumably killing herself instead of Tony, but she chose not to. She is not worthy.

Man of Steel
BvS
Wonder Woman
Aquaman
Shazam

Suicide Squad could have been good if they'd left it alone.

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>shit
>absolute shit
>pretty good
>great
>great
>could've been but wasn't
Nigga just say The Dark Knight.

It made that much for a short list of very specific reasons.

a white man reviewed wrinkle in time

I live that incarnation of the character.

So if light can barely move the distance of a molecule in an attosecond, how exactly does he “perceive events that last less than an attosecond”?

How does he think faster than the speed of light, when it is physically impossible for nerve impulse transmission in the brain to reach those speeds?

Did these writers ever go to school? Do they think use the word “F-ing” as an adjective everywhere is Cool and Badass?

There is a reason why people laughed at comic book nerds in the past, and rightfully so. It’s a pity that this infantile culture has become mainstream and acceptable today.

>Waah the magic spandex man made my realism hurt

>Man of steel
>shit
>Wonder woman
>pretty good

oh get the fuck out

>Captain Marvel can lift Thor's hammer
Scarlet Witch can solo Thanos.

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You clearly don't read Flash.
He has access to "the speedforce" which is apparently an entire dimension of kinetic energy that he can use to cheat at physics equations.
>physically impossible
>superhero
Not even going to explain how stupid this criticism is.

Invincible Son was shit and Wonder Woman was 7/10 though.

Why is she trying to be unlikable ? It's like she wants to be a worse Superman

She's unworthy so no.

I can lift Thor's Hammer according to me

he borrowed it

BvS was terrible. Aquaman and Shazam are nothing more than a ''meh''

Based

I do not know what this “speedforce” thing is, but please explain to me how this “””speedforce””” helps to explain how he is able to see things without light falling on his retinas since it has barely moved the distance of a molecule.

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based and redpilled
a higher ration than the mcu as it will always be

If the writer says she can, she can.

Reeeees about Kinoman being strong and manly.

Bet you also give praise when the hulk grabs loki and smashes him around "puny god"
tip your fedora elsewhere

Sadly, the ultimate authority on whether or not she could lift the hammer (which she can't by the way) died some time ago, so...

Elizabeth Olsen should shut the fuck up about her suit and show more cleavage

Yea RIP Jack Kirby.
The movie was shit, get over it faggot.

He meant Stan Lee. Jack Kirby is a literalwho

calm down jew

Stan Lee is only known because of his dumbass movie cameos. Prove me wrong.

superman
superman 2
batman
batman returns
batman begins
dark knight
Man of Steel
BvS
Wonder Woman
Aquaman
Shazam

she wanted to but execs said no

>Man of Steel
>BvS
You guys really need to stop pretending these movies were good.

You can fuck right off bucko.

>pretending
Yea Forums is full of contrarians

Its magic i aint gotta explain shit

Brie never even read a comic before this movie

Well thankfully that's not up to Brie Larson. She also says Captain Marvel can defeat Superman, and nobody believes that except for possibly herself.

The only thing worse than marvelfags are dragonballfags.

can you actually make an argument about it or are you gonna go for the memepoints that don't hold up in a discussion?
movie was pure kino as with the soundtrack, unbeatable.
Name one mcu soundtrack that is memorable
there isn't any.

they are pleb filter, guess what you are
it's okay to be gay dude.

>kino
Opinion discarded.

This. Whats normies' excuse?

Well he did tweet to promote her movie.

She can sure as fuck hoist my hammer

effortless
no t cuck
see how that works in a matter that makes sense
get btfo'd and go watch avengers again, almost your 15th time

SEETHING

Enjoy your shitty movies that are getting reboots to pretend they didn't exist, Snydercuck.

Implying captain fungus not falcon punch'ed by Thanos with only one stone

that sounds like wishful thinking dude
You obviously can't fathom the big picture cause you are a brainlet at best.
They are gonna roll with everything, Robert pat as the younger batman.
Why would the reboot aquaman wonder woman and shazam when they are successes?
Just wait till this comic con or the next, and you'll be a buttmahd marvcuck angry that we will continue to get kino while you guys get your phase 4 blacked era

Larson and Hiddleston.

They're only rebooting the shitty movies dumb dumb aka Snyder garbage.

>Gets patrolled by a sentient hammer

So Carol is a tranny? We all know that Mjolnir is very strict about gender pronouns.

Catwoman 2: A Tale of Two Kitties

went to college

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>feminists argue whether some made up female characters are stronger than their male counterparts
>this proves that females are superior
>meanwhile most of the real world is dominated by men
So brave! Show those incels!

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youtu.be/uJHVJNLG3d8

Then why inject some bullshit pseudo-science in the first place? To convince the manbaby that his precious comic hero powers do have some basis in science and reality? THE POWERS ARE TOTALLY SCIENTIFIC AND POSSIBLE, YOU GUYS

Just accept that your comics are juvenile and meant for 9 year olds, you can still enjoy them without obsessing over whether it’s a “legitimate” hobby or not. You don’t see anime/manga fans get so hung up over this lol

>You're a young actress.
God, he won't stop saying it. I think that's the problem. Wall happened and she just wasn't ready.

>how he is able to see things without light falling on his retinas since it has barely moved the distance of a molecule.
Light speeds up if he needs it to.
>what the how?
Speedforce

KILL IT WITH PROPANE AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES.

>She overpowers thanos
And then immediately gets thumped out of the rest of the movie, by Thanos, with one hand.

And I can fuck her in the ass according to me

Talent are allowed to assign new, potentially plot-critical, powers to their characters now?

Shit RDJ should have just said that Tony Stark survived as a cripple and the Avengers will always have to keep seeking his advice for $10 million and a three day, two scene shoot.

>She overpowers thanos with the gauntlet with all stones
and yet was too busy to stop him because the good people of planet labia 9 were being oppressed

I mean, I don't even think she's wrong. Which is kind of the problem with Captain Marvel.

Most heroes have to learn to control their powers. Captain Marvel has complete control over them immediately and had to actually be held back from her full potential. She outclassed everyone but Thanos in single combat and was able to destroy what is probably the single most powerful ship in the galaxy- or multiple galaxies- with ease. So the only threat to her is Galactus-tier stuff. Which gives her something to fight, I guess, but they're more cosmic forces than actual antagonists.

The other thing heroes have to do is face their own flaws. Except that she has none. There's no moral ambiguity with her, she automatically does the right thing without angsting over it. Works for the Kree to save the galaxy from Skrulls, then switches sides as soon as she realises she's been duped, doesn't even have a single moment of doubt on either side of that line.

She also lacks connections to other characters. She likes Fury enough to want to help him, but not be close. Even with her supposed best friend and pseudo-niece, she abandons them to fly off into space and do whatever for almost twenty years rather than stay.

It's the Superman problem. It's hard to tell a compelling story with her, and everything that could be used to humanise her and add nuance is deliberately absent from her character.

I found the movie entertaining, but really the more I think about Captain Marvel the emptier I realise her character is.

She probably can. Why are you making out this is Brie Larson's fault? Marvel created a massively overpowered heroine to cash in on feminism after someone noticed that all they really had in their A team was Black Widow, whose superpower is "being a smokeshow". It's not the actor's responsibility to nerf her absurd character.

>Even with her supposed best friend and pseudo-niece
God I hate how they fucked over Monica Rambeau with this shitty fucking movie.

have sex

Fun fact: Superman can’t lift Thor’s hammer. The only time he did was essentially a special dispensation from Odin himself.

Yeah, it's ludicrous bollocks, like everything that happens in comic books. I don't read them, why do you worthless fucking cunts?

What the FUCK

No one ever said that sort of shit but Marvel. They’re the ones who feel an autistic need to ground their characters in “science.” There are guesses and “theories” as to how guys like Superman and the Flash work, but that’s ultimately all they are. Even the characters themselves frequently don’t know how they do what they do.

>It's the Superman problem.
Not a real problem, you mean?

Captain Marvel indicates that the mass audience would welcome Superman done straight, with no dark suit, no angst, no gay macho bullshit. Just Superman, the first and best superhero. If you're too mature to be thrilled by him saving the day, you have grown out of capeshit, and they shouldn't be peddling bad taste "mature themes" versions of it to keep you on board. Every kid loves Superman, just let him be Superman.

>Just accept that your comics are juvenile and meant for 9 year olds, you can still enjoy them without obsessing over whether it’s a “legitimate” hobby or not.
But they can't, because they're genuinely damaged and arrested. This is all they've *got*, they need it to be legitimate.

>tfw Yea Forums and all the mouth breathing alt-right neckbeards on youtube insisted for months that Captain Marvel would flop and GET WOKE, GO BROKE". Alita, Detective Pikachu, Shazam, and Godzilla would btfo Marvel on top of it
>Captain Marvel ends up grossing $1.2 billion to critical acclaim
>Alita: Battle Flop, Flopzilla: King of Flops, Detective Flopachu, and Flopzam make less than it COMBINED

Have incels ever been so colossally btfo?

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Detective Pikachu didn't deserve to be among those, it's a great film, one that will stand the test of time.

Detective Flopachu performed the worst out of any of them.

Pokemon is a dead franchise now, there's only Marvel

I think my main problem with capeshit is how ill defined their powers are "Oh I guess they can do that now, that's convenient", it pretty much ruins any watchability.

Why are you saying that when I just said it's a great film? I know it flopped, I don't give a shit, and I have no interest in Pokemon or any other franchise. Detective Pikachu as a film is what interests me. And it's great.

Nobody but genuine retards ever though Captain Marvel would fail. It deserves to fail obviously, but something being awful has never stopped it from being popular.

Fun fact, Pokemon is the largest media franchise in the world. MCU is 10th.

>friendly and likable
you mean drunk

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The Superman problem is that only beings of equal or greater power can threaten him physically. The DC universe has more than a few. The MCU, from what we've seen, only has the Celestials left who *might* rival Captain Marvel in power, and given what we've seen her do, even that's not a given.

So if you can't challenge the hero on a physical level, how can you challenge them?

You could do it intellectually, except that Marvel is clearly smart enough to bust out of mind control from an ancient AI at the drop of a hat and can turn a pager into an intergalactic telephone, so if pressed she can out-Stark Iron Man. Who's left that can challenge her there? Superman has Lex and others who can manipulate him, others, or events to provide a challenge. It's unclear that anyone can do this to Marvel.

Well, maybe we can challenge her morally? Nope, she's a flawless paragon who spends all her time travelling the stars to right wrongs and always picks the right side.

Maybe we could play on her connection to others? Nope, she has none. She might care about people in a general sense, but even when the Earth is threatened by the Snap she just fucks off.

That's the thing. The "problem" with superman is that telling stories where the only challenge to him is physical are pretty boring. They're punch-fests and we know he will win. Which leaves the other areas to tell good stories with.

But Captain Marvel is presented without flaw or connection to others. All that allows for is spectacle. And if you want just that? Great. But if you are looking for something more substantial, there's nothing behind the facade.

It took captain america several movies to become as righteous as he had to be to lift the hammer, and now we get fucking captain marvel who haven't done shit yet and she can already do it. Way to ruin cap's character arc.

Me either lmao

Well yeah...it's plastic.

BUT YOU CAN'T FIX YOUR DISGUSTING FEET!!!FACT!!!

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>name ONE good DC movie

As much as I have loved some of the MCU movies, Aquaman blows them out of the fucking water!!!FACT!!!

>psychopath that tortures and robs some random man for flirting with her is worthy
starting to really wonder what that means
being hungry for blood and war?

Aquaman worldwide box office = $1,147,761,807

Captain Marvel = $1,126,318,317

Even with the unrelenting shilling, system rigging, ticket purchasing and riding on the heels of the most anticipated movie of this generation (Endgame) that they shoved her into to create false hype while piggybacking her off a decades worth or work and effort, Disney's new flagship character was STILL beaten by a joke character whose solo film was coming off a box office disaster (Justice League) while it promoted pro-Feminism/SJW values (interracial relationships, strong female characters and an environmental friendly message) better than Captain Fungi whose message only appealed to North American white women who are the most coddled and entitled spoiled fucking bitches on the planet and hate their fathers which is the real reason why they cry "DOWN WITH PATRIARCHY!!!" because Daddy didn't buy them a pony.

Not to mention that Aquaman's cast were more likeable and attractive while the movie itself was better Written, Directed and just more entertaining that that boring uninspired piece of shit.

Aquaman is the underdog who had everything going against him but triumphed in the face of adversity while Captain Marvel lost despite being backed by the biggest entertainment corporation in the world!!!FACT!!!

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Fuck off with that repetitive joke you moron.

>be Disney
>in talks with Fox for decades about acquisition
>Captain Marvel due for release in a few months
>get close to striking a deal to acquire Fox
>deal will mostly be paid in shares in Disney stock
>deal will finalize after Captain Marvel release
>can't have Captain Marvel bomb, which would reduce Disney's stock value
>movie is projected to not do too well, especially in China
>can't bomb
>send employees to buy out entire Captain Marvel showings around the nation
>YouTube changes algorithm
>RT redesign
>RT stops accepting reviews below threshold
>Metacritic drops user scores
>"Journalists" in a tizzy
>Twitter in a tizzy
>Half empty theaters
>insanely low critic and user scores (the ones they let be posted)
>Hollywood accounting
>Prelude to the biggest movie ever
>Captain Marvel becomes 6th most profitable release in movie history
>but numerous reports of empty or near empty "sold out" showings for Captain Marvel
>Fox thinks these numbers are legit, finalizes the deal
>movie tanks in China
>Disney shares drop slightly
>Fox gets fucked over
>The Mouse gets away with it?

It's not just the Disney/Fox merger, they also had to top WB/DC's Wonder Woman which did 821 mill worldwide. Anything less than a billion would have been seen as a failure and would have made the Fox boyout more expensive.

Plus you have to take into account that Feminazi's and their SJW white guilt numale closet faggot virtue signaling lapdogs are easy marks who will white knight someone (Anita Sarkeesian) or something (Captain Marvel) using their own money like the suckers they are and all because Daddy (The Patriarchy) didn't love them and hand life to them on a silver platter!!!FACT!!!

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According to Brie Larson, she did her own stunts

She's a lyin' hoe

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This slag was homeschooled which explains why she's an autistic bitch. She's NEVER faced adversity, been challenged and had everything handed to her. So she expects everyone to kiss her ass and when they don't she turns into a cuntish brat. Her parents also divorced when she was young which explains why she's a "feminist" (all of whom hate Daddy aka "THE PATRIARCHY!!!") and fucks niggers.

Furthermore, Hollywood (((executives))) have been fucking this skank since she was a child which is why they've been relentlessly shilling her. They tried to make her a TV star, then a popstar, now they gave her an Oscar and a billion dollar grossing movie as the new lead of the biggest film franchise in history, all unearned.

Seriously, she must have MAJOR dirt on some powerful people because she's a complete and utter zero charisma non-entity!!!FACT!!!

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>Fun fact: Superman can’t lift Thor’s hammer. The only time he did was essentially a special dispensation from Odin himself.
Are you proud of your knowledge of this "fact", that you had opportunity to share it?

Bitch probably doesn't even know how to make a sandwich

Honestly that is so disrespectful to her stunt doubles. Chris Hemsworth went out of his way to talk about his stunt double for making him look cool in the movies and Brie just negated that her stunt double exists

>namefagging
Yikes

The could have put a squirrel girl move right before Endgame and it would have made a billion dollars.

Well yeah, she's a self absorbed cunt.

>writing all this shit
wew lad

Superheroes are for kids. Power levels are crap

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Why didn't she snap Thanos away when she had the gauntlet? If she's stronger than him she would have survived, right?

Because the initial plan wasn't to snap Thanos. It was to get the gauntlet inside the time machine but Thanos blew up Ant-man's van and then iron Man had to desperately stop him from using the stones after CM was punched out of the movie

Sounds like they lack critical thinking

>Fuck off with that repetitive joke you moron.

THEN HOW ABOUT NOT POSTING SHIT ABOUT THIS KIKE CUM DUMPSTER WHORE, EH FAGGITO?!?FACT!!!

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Can't show that in a christian capeshit.

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What did she do to you? Why do you hate her with a passion?

She's worse than superman. She's Superman if he were immune to kryptonite and magic, had no love interests, and if his planet had never exploded.

based as frik

OMG BASED! She's so freaking powerful!!!! Marvel is awesome!

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Captain Marvel is a 7-year-old's idea of awesome.

We just need a full disclosure paper with the arguments and disertation with the math and all of the equations that have any bearing on this "speedforce" ill wait until >you
Compile that shit and serve it to me in a way i can easily digest in 150 characters or less please and monosyllable words if irs posible. Ill wait

lmao the stunt double looks more like Captain Marvel than Brie

You mean Captain Marvel appeals to the only human demographic who have any business watching capeshit? Sounds fine to me.

Captain Marvel doesn't exist, user.

Terrible movie.
Marvel is better at every aspect of film making than DC.

>I can lift this thing, according to myself.
Of course, we all can lift it.

she's real to me, goddammit

I don't think she's talking about that hammer

I want to have sex with Brie !

>have sex

I guess Chris Hemsworth actually realises that at the end of the day he's just a pretty face

I know it's just the seam but I choose to believe that's a cameltoe

I love all this have sex posting especially when accompanied by bitchy pictures of Brie. It tricks my chimp brain into thinking it's really Brie bullying my sexual prowess and that makes my cock shoot fat ropes

Please continue based Brieposters

>Brie Larsom-Captain Marvel can lift Thor's hammer
>everybody-whats your source?
>Brie Larson-source? my non-existent ass

So can I according to me.

Facial hair is disgusting.

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Leftism in general, but especially Feminism, is like a disease. It literally ruins anyone it infects because it preaches being an antagonistic, dogmatic zealot is a virtue.

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>do or say anything

You forgot to include "get up on stage at several different instances and shill for literal racial and sex-based discrimination in professional industries".

>not even trying
go back in your grave Stan

World Breaker Hulk.

Is there a woman in Hollywood that deserves to be raped harder than Brie Larson?

I get the feeling that since religion is on the decline the same susceptible people really need something to fill that hole of letting another entity think for them.

I think I'd take this over christianity fags until something better comes along.

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according to the person saying it?

Yea... by that logic. I CAN LIFT THORS HAMMER TOO!

No, I’m offering it up as what an absolute Mary Sue Disney’s turned Captain Fungus into. In the comics, she was a bloodthirsty warmonger with anger issues and a drinking problem, a flawed character that was at least mildly interesting. Now she’s just fucking cardboard. Even Superman has more flaws.

>What did she do to you? Why do you hate her with a passion?

Because Captain Marvel is feminist/SJW propaganda which I wouldn't have cared about if they didn't cast a zero charisma non-entity with a personality soo fucking shit that it oozes out of her toes who goes out of her way to act like a fucking cunt. Then there's the bitching and whining about "THE PATRIARCHY!!!" when this slithering cunt hasn't worked a day in her fucking life. All CM needed to be to get my money was a hot chick fighting aliens. Instead we got a movie with a basic bitch and a political agenda and I'm soo fucking tired of this shit!!!FACT!!!

Anonymous can lift Thor's hammer, according to Anonymous

>Leftism in general, but especially Feminism, is like a disease. It literally ruins anyone it infects because it preaches being an antagonistic, dogmatic zealot is a virtue.

100% correct. They ruined Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, tv, games, movies and entertainment in general.

The worst thing is that they don't care about any of it and only use these things to get attention and push their politics!!!FACT!!!

damn she is pretty based

I want to jam my cock through the back of her throat until I see the whites of her eyes open in fear as the realization that she might actually suffocate starts to set in. I’ll give her a moments reprieve to breathe and go for another round over and over until she’s on the verge of unconsciousness. Fucking stupid whore. She knows it. She knows she’ll never amount to anything more than a slab of meat to be used up until she’s nothing but a husk of a slut ready to die of a meth overdose from years of being a shallow dumb cunt.

Fuck her. I want a train run on all her holes, ears and nose included for days on end until she aches all over and can do nothing but shit out her liquid diarrhea from her gaped asshole. The diarrhea being nothing but her consistent diet of being force fed cum all day. Stupid bitch. I hate whores. I hate these fucking sluts that think they’re better than me because they were born looking a certain way. Fucking cunt I hope thirty niggers beat her till she cries and then rape her. If I were the judge will let them off scot free even with video evidence, then release the video on the internet for all to see so she can never escape the shame and humiliation she deserves. Fuck her and fuck women. If she were drowning and reached onto my boogie board for help I’d stomp on her stupid slut hand and spit in the water so there’s more liquid to take in.

Why do these cunts think they deserve anything in life when all they contribute to society is their used up Arby’s pussy? Fuck I hate them. Bunch of dumb bitches everywhere you go. They have no respect for guys that don’t have a perfect physique so why should I respect them? I’m glad they’re all going to end up old and alone, knowing they’ll never accomplish anything of worth in life. Crying on their deathbed at the thought of having lived a vapid life of being a stupid prostitute. Fucking stupid bitches. Dumb sluts, the lot of them. Fuck whores!!!FACT!!!

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"Whosoever holds this hammer, if HE be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor"

Women can easily lift the hammer but it's just a Nerf toy in their hands.

You're welcome, incels, I saved it for you.

All women are more virtuous than all men so it checks out.

Suicide Squad was good. And this leaves out all the pre-DCEU movies.

Brie Larson looks amazing in a short blonde bob cut.

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You have to prove yourself though, don't you?

I think CM's biggest sell was that it was released a month before Avengers, and people felt they needed to see it in cinemas or they will miss something in Endgame.

They basically treat it as a religion, so it all fits.

She's right, she lifts it all the time in the comics. Have none of you ever read a page in your lives?

She's still the same, she just got social anxiety from the publicity surrounding CM/Endgame.
Also, Room and Short Term 12 went to her head and now she thinks she's a hero of victimized women.

Brie Larson cant take this dick according to user! *points at my crotch* Haha

but in the movies, shes clearly a smug cunt and wouldnt be able to lift the hammer

all that power could not make daddy stay home

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Isnt Ms. Marvel a massive jobber in comics and cartoons and is used mostly to give another character the ability to say “i beat a high power superhero?”

It was really embarassing seeing her try to ape the wonder woman public relations and completely shit the bed with it

>can she lift my give a fuck
Probably not

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>Original 70s Superman
>Tim Burton’s Batman
>The Dark Knight trilogy
All of which are far better than anything in the MCU.

But can she lift my nuts?

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In the middle of this movie and it is honestly shocking how much she ruins the illusion of it being movie every time she opens her mouth.

What other movies is she in? Is she always this poor of an actor?

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Skull Island

>Is she always this poor of an actor?
She's actually good in Room. I think that bitch is good for independant cinema (drama, thriller...) and not for huge pop-corn blockbusters

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The same "woman" who said she did all her own stunts but had a stunt woman on set at every second.

Really bothered me in Endgame that she suddenly appeared to save Stark. Like, literally came out of nowhere as her first scene.

It's too bad that so many people here want to nail her.

This

No shit, Captain America did it, she definitely could as well.

She was referring to Endgame, not her movie.

>t. triggered incels

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Those are some long toes.

Fpbp

>dude wtf why is fiction not based on real life physics
I bet you also bitch when any character goes FTL too, huh?

She can't make things canon, fuck her

>Rogers places the hammer at her feet
>"Lift it. Prove you're worthy."
>Sucker punches him at full force
>"I don't have to prove anything to you."
>Never actually lifts hammer ever in entirety of MCU

How come they made thanos a knockoff of darkseid?

Honestly think she got raped.

asdf

OH no! Not my space lasers soap opera! Whatever will I do?

people actually care about something as fucking meaningless as this

As gay as this image is it aka interesting to learn about attoseconds

they don't, shills shove it down our throats, and a minority of autists makes it their life content.

>Captain Marvel tells everyone she can lift Thors hammer
>In battle
>Thor is beaten
>Asks her to pick up the hammer and fight
>Says " I don't have to prove anything to you"

Canon that Carol's an alcoholic AND has plenty of self-doubt. No way she's worthy.

it is awesome

SHUT UP DISNEY KEK
DIE
THE HOLOCAUST DIDN'T HAPPEN
NUKE ISRAEL
END AIPAC

It's obvious, she's Goddess

Why do I always click on it lads. Fucking why.

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>still spamming a normal pic
seriously, you're a sad and ridiculous being

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What compels a man to write this even as a joke? This is something even the most fucked up people can't type out

Bri Larson is a retard.
/thread

It's entirely sincere, my friend.

fpbp

Why does her double have Kate Witherspoon's chin?

>Brie Larson
Yeah that's gonna be a no for me dog

>Be Brie Larson
>White man does or says anything
>Brie: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

She looks more like she's thinking about the perfect angle for her pretentious image than somebody more talented than her.

Why is the audio fuck up

You're a pathetic incel and you should fucking kys

>That face when she realized she got BTFO
wew

>>Says " I don't have to prove anything to you"
I wanted to vomit at that. They knew 100% what they were doing with that dogshit.

Foot memes aside though Brie really is hideous. She looks like a cheese sculpture.

>PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEE!!!!
I don't see Emilia Clarke doing this shit. Holy fuck, this is sad.

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just watched endgame. Is Scarlet Witch stronger than CM?

Maybe if she smiled more often not so many people would hate her, ya know?

Snydertier
-Man of steel
-Batman v superman
Average mcu
-aquaman
-wonder woman
-shazam
Just bad cinema
-suicide squad

Charisma on Comman says Brie Larson has no charisma

youtube.com/watch?v=KBCcDrG2NjM

Why is she so cute bros?
twitter.com/TheRyanParker/status/1134086668875526144

She's essentially a Yea Forums autist turned Hollywood pawn.

this is so ugly I don't want to save it even for shitposting purposes

Kind of surprised they didn’t have her do it desu.

I'm so confused like why is she being billed as the strongest? Thanos flicked her away yet Scarlet solod him

Bitch is insecure as fuck. So her tough shell is one based off fear instead of confidence. It's a shit tier personality combination. Fat female cops and assistant managers don this mask.

I'd rather she #fuckme

>So her tough shell is one based off fear instead of confidence
Yeah, like 99% of this board. Who gives a flying fuck anyway? It's not a Dnepropetrovsk maniac case.

expectations differ from person to person based on status, real or perceived.

>according to Brie Larson
lel

Picking stuff up and the ability to weild weapons proficiently should factor in to this.

I mean, I'd still fuck her as long as she kept her socks on

Meet Thor's cousin, Whor.

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