Are you going to watch my tv show user?

>whore wife dies
>goes home to kill himself
What a fag. Glad I took his money in Gwent

can someone do an animorphs cover with Fringilla turning into that dindu they cast for her

LITERALLY the perfect female figure.

Nope.

ugly man face

Fuck off

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Ciri is built like my middle aged hairy dad.

your dad must be fucking cute then

Careful, Geralt. Careful now.

More baron, your grace?

GODS

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Forsooth

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reminder, the witcher books are just as bad, if not worse then the dungeon and dragons forgotten realm type adventure books. its hot garbage for 13 year olds.

fuck no

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perfect casting desu

>consuming American media
>ever

Yenn is forgivable.

Triss is a fucking outrage though and there is no excuse.

If you show up in Cyberpunk 2077 I might.

dey bofe cute

We're all in for a real bad time.

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The Yen casting most offends me.

A tiny part of my soul dies inside me with every single case of Jewish moral corruption that I encounter.

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My nigga

i could forgive that armor, if we get a close up and its some sort of silk over breastplate for some kingsguard type guys, but those helmets are a yikes from me, dog

Surely they will add CGI on those armors, right?

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>shitflex

>CG armor
>on a Netflix budget

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America was a mistake

Incorrect, women's suffrage was a mistake and now we all suffer for it.

>Cloak & Dagger
>Jessica Jones
>Her job is literally to write wfbm romances to furthermore acclimate and demoralize white normies.
>Patriarchy smasher
>Cat mom
>Lover of women with swords and sais
Seriously it never stood a chance. I'm just sad that actual Slavs had to be involved with this parody of human race living across Atlantic Ocean. Expect massive butthurt and review websites bombardment worse than what Russians pulled off when Company of Heroes 2 portrayed Soviets as bad guys.

Do you see any tracking markers, nigger?

I bet Netflix wishes it was possible to require verification to review TV shows, but I don't think there's a technically plausible way to do it.

wtf did they really do this?

I can't wait for this to be released and it to be obliterated by every fucking reviewer. I hope these fucking whores never work again

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It's okay my DNS and VPNs are ready. I promise to nuke every positive/shill thread about this SJW Western garbage with bfwm porn webms and holocaust pics.

They can still marry some beta orbiter who doesn't mind having black stepchildren but yeah, they are not going to work after this.

>t-they'll fix in post

never in my life has this happened, yet people always say it

i unironically thought he was played by mark based addy

BRAVO

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Wait, was that not Mark Addy? I just assumed he was, especially with Charles Dance playing the Emperor.

Bruh google their names and start digging for their relatives. They're all married to older than them Jews. Literally Hollywood nepotism at its finest.

kurwa

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>reminder, the witcher books are just as bad, if not worse then the dungeon and dragons forgotten realm type adventure books. its hot garbage for 13 year olds.

They have a lot of good things about them. The setting is very good, it has interesting threats, it twists some fantasy clichés well. What I didn't like is that Geralt and Ciri and some other characters are too powerful to really be in danger most of the time and I don't feel any peril.

GODS I WAS BASED

A TEMERIAN HORDE ON AN OPEN FIELD GERALT

No I wont, its Netflix and the books and games were garbage

In the books, the bottom character is described as being "ghastly pale" with a "pale paleness". 10/10 casting Netflix

>if not worse then the dungeon and dragons forgotten realm type adventure books
You shut your whore mouth, D&D is kino.

>with bfwm porn webms and holocaust pics
BASED

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well desu i don't know, i also thought the tower of rats girl was emilia also fuck me that was charles dance.
Fuck does he ever get tired of playing based characters

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I remember some explanation that the armor is probably for a nightmare sequence and I hope to God they're right. As low as my expectations are this is something else

I mean, think about it logically

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sure, let me know when there's ever one in production with you in it, white ciri.

I can't wait for some slavic fantasy kino

oh
no
NO!!

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did they read the books? nilfgaard is hardly oppressive compared to the northern kingdoms

>I can't wait for some slavic fantasy kino
Not happening unless the Witcher movie rights are separate from the TV rights.

Although it would be hilarious if Netflix Witcher bombs spectacularly, and then someone else makes a Witcher movie that actually adapts everything correctly and adapts the visuals of the games into live action. Roasties seeth because their version is made irrelevant just like with Lady Ghostbusters.

first for best girl

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White women think everything is oppressive even when they're in charge.

100% dropped

>extremely racist
>enslaves "subhumans"

> hardly oppressive

>I remember some explanation that the armor is probably for a nightmare sequence

They mean the nightmare sequence that is contemporary reality.

>compared to the northern kingdoms

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the entire show is a nightmare sequence

They already cast Ciri, some pre-teen white girl. The BAME casting call was just a way to focus fan outrage on the Ciri role while they went and cast an Indian as Yen and a mulatto as Triss. Oh and Istredd is black lol.

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Identity politics does that to everyone. It sucks people in by making them feel like a victim in all scenarios. Like they are constantly under attack by Arbitrary Group X and their only chance of survival is to band together with Arbitrary Group Y.

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>nilfgardian garbage bag armor leaks start spreading on twitter
>everyone laughing their asses off
>netflix defense force rushes into action
>"ugh! ACKSHUALLY the adaptation is based on the books so that's where the armor is going to draw its inspiration from"
>"the books don't describe them as looking like trash bags"
>"well I didn't read the books so fuck off reeeeee"

Netflix can't even afford to school their defense force.

For anyone interested, what he means by sub-humans is actual sub-humans, like dwarfs elves and random gipsy monster that run around in the forest raping dead trees

Same thing happened with the Yen/Triss casting.
>"It's based on the books not the games!"
>fans post the insanely detailed descriptions Sapkowski wrote for pretty much every part of their bodies

No, i mean "subhuman" Nordlings.

well
at least Dan and Dave were not this incompetent when they started their adaptation

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GOT was good when they had source material to follow. Once it was decided that the show was going to veer off in its own direction that's when it all went downhill.

>Martin: So Jaime has this great plotline where he's pacifying the Riverlands, and on the high fantasy side of things Catelyn Stark has become a literal spirit of revenge against the Freys/Lannisters, meanwhile Littlefinger is hatching a new scheme in the Vale involving Sansa and the Dornish are conspiring to-
>D&D: Sansa gets raped, Bad Poosay. The end.

Not to mention all the wasted potential with John's resurrection.

>all the Starks are actually wargs
>John's soul was being carried by Ghost while he was dead
>when John got resurrected, some of Ghost's soul was still in him, and some of his soul was still in ghost

They couldn't even be assed to show John petting Ghost until the last episode.

Why did they just forget about ghost constanty? I'd get it if the thing was fuckhueg like in the books
and needed alot of CGI but its just a fuckin dog lmao

>the wolves are too expensive to show!

yeah but these fuckers are gonna shit on the witcher from the get-go

I've read that they are supposed to be in the back in whatever scene they are in so you cant really make out the details. Though that's unconfirmed and it still does not explain why they look the way they do.

Witcher 3 got a proper physical release on PC with the Complete Edition. It is one of the few games I have paid to play in years because it got a proper physical release.

Exactly. They come across as contemptuous of the source material, and we've already seen all the proof that we need that this is going to have low-budget-itis. This is not the next Game of Thrones-- at best it's the next Legend of the Seeker and even that's a more generous comparison than this production deserves.

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GoT is over. Stop talking about it.

I think they used CGI for Grey Wind, idk about the rest. Lady was definitely just a dog, Sophie Turner actually bought one of the dogs used for the role.

careful alita poster careful now

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look at British or any other western european programs and tell me its better

This, in the British production of the Iliad they went and made all the gods african for some reason. What percentage of Britain's population is even black? 5%? 10% tops?

Where in what book and what page you lying Nazi motherfucker? Also who cares what they look like the show is basing it off there RACE not the colour of there skin ffs

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I'd give ciri a proper physical release if you know what i meme

Lady of the Lake, page 411

based 69 degenerate poster

Still African Americans can be pale it's not just those angelic blue eyed blonded haired (beities/

The Triss actress is p cute Tbh but the dark black bitch looks like a fucking muppet
None of them are good casting

They can't.

>African Americans can be pale
>african americans
>pale

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Yen'sactress is cute the rest is a big "what"

115930277

You need to apply yourself more if you want those sweet, sweet (you)s

Doesn't matter

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adaptations are not for fans of the source

Got more then you will

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go home fag

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How hard is it to stick to the source material wtf?
Can't wait to see them blame the patriarchy when it flops.

Did you? Nilfgaard is batshit insane, just look at what they did no Cintra, they turned one of the most populous realms of the North into a literal wasteland.

kek
based white wolf