Officially cast as batman and greenlit to star in a batman trilogy

Why do so many people give two fucks about this guy playing a reddit franchise

>everything that isnt a 3 hour long romanian pyschological drama produced on a 10 dollar budget is reddit
fuck off lol

he should be terry mcginnis

>capeshit
why yes it is reddit now go back fuckhead

>>everything that isnt a 3 hour long romanian pyschological drama produced on a 10 dollar budget is reddit
correct

More like a gymnast, really. These guys spend years doing strength training and dieting to get their muscles as dense as possible while carrying no fat.

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Yea Forums is reddit now
Go back to /pol/, blockhead!

he doesnt have the voice or body for batman

whats he gonna do a bales knockoff voice

Maybe, in the past Batman movies there have been many meme casting choices that eventually worked out fine.

He could play Wolverines gay son.

He's obviously going to be more like Nightwing (adult Robin). Basically a fujo bait, swimmer's body guy who fights in a very sexually promiscuous manner. Lots of leg stuff and acrobatics.

It seems so, Pattinson is easily the best actor under 35 right now

Yeah, but he still got c u c k e d by this dude. And over Kristen Stewart, a literal 5/10.

Seriously, ignore the kstew fags, she was casted for twilight specifically because it's easy for insecure teen girls to self insert as her (ie not ugly but not pretty enough to feel jealously for). Same thing with that other homely brunette in the new star wars

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I hope Ezra Miller is still the Flash so they can have jawline fights

>implying that relationship wasn't part of his contract
>implying Rob didn't emerge the victor from the entire situation

>Daisy Ridley
>Homely
Fuck you m8 she's a 7/10

Bullshit? Any proof?
I can allow this.

How come they havent made a movie about the post Bane saga where Bruce is recovering from getting his back broken and he has to be replaced by the more brutal Jean Paul Valley?

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>7/10
>not homely

MC Ride cameo in next batman when

>Bullshit? Any proof?
Is looking up "Batman" on google that fucking hard?

Eh, if you're adding 2 points for that TITE ass of hers, sure. But everything else of hers is just 5/10. There's a good reason why Daisy's ass isn't really shown in the movies aside from maybe 3 seconds during that end scene in TFA.

Trust me, the jews at Disney calculated her attractiveness and sex appeal extensively before they casted Daisy.

Yes faggot.

Why would a relationship with her be part of his contract? How the fuck would that even be legal? Where did you study contract law, Pornhub?

Retard

They should aim for the natty romero look

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Because it wasn't real, my guy. It was a publicity stunt.

>UFC fighters
>natty

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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except a gymnast can't even remotely compete with a mmemefighter or boxers cardio

This man is 27 million dollars of natty

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What did he mean by this?

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patrician taste

unironically based and armpitpilled

>can he pull it off?
It would be extremely painful

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>Implying they aren't even fitter than fighters

Nobody gets stronger at 40. He spends 9 months a year in cuba where he can do all the roids he likes and get them out of his system before being tested.

what's this stupid body talk. other than a few scenes, bale looked like either a twink in a suit or he was in the batman costume where everyone can look massive. Bale's body could easily be obtained by patterson
youtube.com/watch?v=C3DScYKzw80

Until proven otherwise my man is all natural, please be respect

He's smol there cause Bruce Wayne had become a recluse, dude was bigger in the others.

He was kind of meant to look weaker in TDKR because he was older, a little past his peak and hadn't been training for a while. He gets a little more buff after working out in the prison.

doubt it. Matt Reeves is great and with the planet of the apes trilogy it was all bleak and depressing so I think his touch for Batman will be perfect

his acting in Good Time has convinced me that he can do it for sure

Maybe, but he still looked fine in the suit. Which is the point. You don't need to be jacked to play batman and it's not like patterson can't get on roids too. Bale looked way bigger in the first batman and he was just off the machinist.

I doubt that dude. The twlight movies or those actors weren't in need for any more hype, especially during that time. It doesnt make sense for them to do all the work of faking a relationship just for the little bit more of exposure. That was a real relationship and Bobby P actually got c u c k e d by a literal 48 year old boomer

>I doubt that dude
How stupid are you? Getting your two stars to date each other is the oldest trick in the Hollywood marketing book

No, moron. They dated legitimately. Just because the studio had a little to gain from the relationship, doesn't mean the whole thing was a charade

yep

but it's actully a waste of his talent

Wayne is a shitty character that doesn't express much of emotions unlike his nemesis

Pattison is a good actor unironically

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isnt that the twink from that mormon vampire shit?

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>never had a womans armpit prickle tongue tickle

I wish they would stop making fucking batman movies

Enjoy your day off

>Bruce Wayne
>shit character
>Has to play a person who has to pretend to be a clueless playboy billionaire while in reality is motherfucking Batman
>Essentially acting as a character who is acting as another character

There's a reason why Nolan picked Bale for his movie, and why the best Batmen were played by actual talented actors, and why the hackey actors were shit Batmen

>They dated legitimately.
Oof you're really fucking stupid buddy sorry you had to find out this way

This is just a repeat of the Ben Affleck Batman. This is all going to be terrible.

Plot twist, he's been cast for Batman Beyond

They could make this work and be cool as fuck, but they wont.

I unironically thought that George Clooney was a good Bruce Wayne. Not a good batman but thought he did alright as Bruce.

>Roidmero
>natty

Top kek, user.

>Essentially acting as a character who is acting as another character

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Sorry you had to find out your boy Bobby P got kekholded in the most literal meaning of the term.

>Bobby P
THANK THE GODS FOR KRISTIE, AND HER PITS

it depends mostly on the story they write, but generally I think he's a good actor and can do well as batman. gonna give it a fair try

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Because Clooney is literally Bruce Wayne IRL. There was no acting involved for that role. Bruce is an airhead celebrity living in a bubble, the last person would expect Batman to be, which Batman intends to portray Bruce Wayne as. It's like if Mike Pence turned out to be Banksy or something.

Is it about a younger Batman, or are they legit going to try and insert him into the ongoing DC universe in Batfleck's place as if nothing has changed?

Since when is Batman about acting, anyway? The only trait an actor needs to play Batman is to have a strong jaw with thick stubble.

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more like if mike pence turned out to secretly be a flaming homosexual, which isn't that far fetched given the history of old anti-gay evangelical republicans.

>acting as a character who is acting as another character
except that acting as a cold masked vigilante you don't need acting skills
so its only Wayne who is a just a typical playboy as any celebrity

also same shit goes to every superhero or vigilante who hides his identity
e.g. superman

Name one fag hating evangelical Republican that turned out to be a flaming homosexual.

That's right, quit your bullshit

DC isn't going to do a strict "cinematic universe" like Marvel. Just mostly independent movies with loose references to the others, for example Superman's faceless cameo in Shazam opens up the possibility of getting a new actor for Superman besides Cavil. I can see that they might decide to be more strict with the continuity if they start to find success.

His jaw isnt wide enough.

>if u hate fags u r secret fag
cringe

Robert Pattinson is a textbook meme actor who deliberately chooses artsy shit so he can act like as much of a weirdo as possible and allow his eccentricities to obscure his marginal abilities as an actor. The closest he's come to being a serious actor is a flat New York accent in "Good Time".

who is a good actor in your opinion
>inb4 meme response

>casted

Fuck yes he can.

James Woods, Mel Gibson, Robert Patrick.

mel is GOAT director but a shit tier actor desu

They're obsessed over for the same reason though - because insecure men see them as more approachable and reasonable to fantasize about.
Kek, no she isn't

More like Robert Battinson, am I right?

He's the most convincing living actor.

Bateman is amused

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Andrew Garfield is a much better actor.

We could've had The Bateman

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my man

Want Vince Vaughn as Gordon

Jason Bateman wouldn't make a very good Batman though

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Vince is too funny to play a serious character. He's funny even in Hacksaw Ridge and Brawl In Cell Block 99.

Does he ever had convincing charismatic lead action movie role? I ve only seen him in Rover where he was literally retard.

He will be the worst Batman and Bruce Wayne ever.
Did Hollywood and People who are happy with this Choice, ever seen how Batman and Bruce Wayne look?
Clearly not.

Looks fine to me

He was literally in Arkham Knight:

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acting skills is one thing. but if you dont have the looks for Batman/Bruce Wayne, than its clearly a typical american fail cast.
Like the He-man one.....such a fail cast. some 20 year old brown hair small dude to play fucking He-Man

>acting skills is one thing. but if you dont have the looks for Batman/Bruce Wayne, than its clearly a typical american fail cast.
And Pattinson has the looks, so it's fine

>And Pattinson has the looks
He doesnt have charisma and physical prowess. He never had proper action film role.

Affleck, Bale, Kilmer, Clooney - they all were in action films prior and were very convincing,

I think he has the face for it but I dont think he has the acting talent

You dont need acting talent for Batman. Even Adkins will fit.

Its the villains who need talent.

what the fuck i love this guy

Adkins would have been the perferct batman :( to sad hollywood and their casting skills are shit

Did you not see bale before training for Batman? He was 80 lbs for the machinist. God you fags are retarded have sex

Lmaoo

This. Fucking battwink

>doesn't have charisma
He's an actor, he'll act like someone who does
>physical prowess
I presume he's going to hit the gym and get in shape for the role like most actors do these days

lol people do actually believe pattison will get buffed haha

yea i'm thinkin he's bat

>Did you not see bale before training for Batman?
Before Machinist he was in American Psycho, Reign of Fire and Equilibrium.

When Pattinson was in the same shape?

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Nothing gay about sodomizing tire boi pucci

already lost. if you cast someone and over 50% of your customers hate the choice, its over.
Hollywood has made some poorly cast choices over the last 15 years.
And it will become worst. like people really wants the jon snow actor or zac afron to play wolverine looool wtf is wrong with them

based pitchad

This.

What's up with all these flaming gaybois complaining about him not looking like a muscled up thug? Pattinson is literally one of the best actors working right now, heaps and bounds better than anyone in this MCU garbage you zoomers love so much

>Pattinson is literally one of the best actors working right now
Queer.

>no argument
Concession accepted

He's a flat, lifeless actor.

Yeah, well DC has high quality muscle suits to make up for that.

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Fuck Batman. They had the best one with Affleck and they ruined it. THEY RUINED IT

>zoomer hasn't seen good times, the rover or cosmopolis
No need to expose yourself, we knew that much already

Hope it won't be marvelsque.
The murder didn't even start off right away, please don't be simple minded like a marvel veiwer

Cosmopolis was stale dogshit, and the extent of his acting in Good Time was a mawkish New York accent.

fucking hell ye hes an amazing actor
a year ago tv would suck anyone off for him to get the role
figures

>Cosmopolis was stale dogshit
The absolute state of r/marvelstudios residents, everybody

bale roids, can someone confirm.
Guy just really is passionate about his work, so i can see it either way.

the only runner ups were Pattison and Hoult
so no

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you're trolling

Absolutely based

he's young bruce at the start of his career
get a grip

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No what the fuck he went from safdie brothers kino to some bullshit superhero garbage? He’s better than that...

Vince as the Riddler.

>batman
>a midget

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>Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker
>Robert Pattinson as Batman
ITT we thank DC for the capekino we're about to receive, I'll start

Thanks DC

Is Phoenix actually the joker? I’m out of the loop. If so, absolute undisputed kino incoming

Huh what do these figures have in common I wonder

its a standalone movie set in the 80's

>But he doesn't look the part!
give him 3 months

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What's the difference?

Well he has The Lighthouse by Robert Eggers, The King by David Michod, Waiting for the Barbarians by Ciro Guerra and The Devil All the Time by Antonio Campos coming out this or/and next year. I think it's a good move to do Batman and the Christopher Nolan film. Those films will be huge. I dislike Nolan and Reeves but i trust Pattinson, if he actually does good job he can shake the Twilight stigma in the eyes of mainstream audiences and he can pull more money for his indie projects. He should also be working with Claire Denis again soon and also with Joanna Hogg.

Batman actor doesn’t even matter.
What matters is the villain character and the director. The tdk was all the joker. The dark knight rises is what happens when you try to keep Batman in frame. The whole pit/jail scenes, the extended butler/Batman scenes,

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>he hasn't taken the neckpill

>yet another batman movie
I literally couldn't care less. It will be just the same shit as every other one

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>The Devil All the Time
Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn is it an adaptation of the book? Because this could be the pulp kino the ancients foretold

>choice came down to nicholas hoult or the twinkly gay vampire from twilight

they are just trying to destroy another male rolemodel (like luke skywalker), aren't they?
i don't hate pattinson, but even considering hoult is completely insane and speaks a lot about where they want to take things. the guy looks exceptionally weak and s o y

Yes, i haven't read the book, is it good? It has pretty decent cast. Pattinson plays some preacher character.

You forgot to add that he was cast in Nolan's next kino, which is more important than some capeshit.

he wears a mask, literally irrelevant who's behind the mask

Can't be worse than Clooney

>i haven't read the book, is it good?
Pretty great honestly, Pattinson's character is kino in itself

don't bring that tranny cocksucking crackhead into this

Great, i have read that it's pretty violent so hopefully they won't tone it down. Antonio Campos is a pretty decent director, so it might be good.

>or the twinkly gay vampire from twilight

another boomer who hasn't paid attention to his post-Twilight roles

Yes......yes it is.
And this is his suit in the coming movie.

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>You are now realising that Christian bale was 31 when he was batman in 2005
>Pattinson is 33 right now

What the fuck is in the water?

youtube.com/watch?v=_kuWtIBgacY

i've seen the rover and thought he was massively overacting in that one. not that overacting would matter when playing fucking batman, but still

He was great in The Rover, he was kind of twitchy and he did that great. Also he had a fantastic accent. Check out Good Time he is really fantastic in that. He also good in small roles that he has in Damsel and Lost City of Z.

gymnasts are the ultimate endurance sportsmen tho. mma fighters might have the experience boost but gymnasts easily outlast boxers and mma's

Retard

there is "twitching" and there is sling blade 2 : return of the retard
there is "accent" and there is SNL comical over-the-top hillbilly-speak
people like his character simply don't exist in real life, even proper retards don't act that way

He is right desu. There is no need for another Batman film.

There are people in real life who are more over the top than his character was in the film.

not really. and it is way easier to flock to an extreme than it is to be subtle.

Does this means that they are going to reboot DCU?

nah it's just set in the past far as we know.
It would be dumb to reboot it with aquaman and wonder woman and shazam doing well.
Also they have all the extra assets from justice league, footage, an unused 3 hr soundtrack, they will get lawsuits from investors if they scrap it all in one swoop.
If wb is playing the smart game, comic con this year or next year will be a perfect time to finish up what they started.
Can't imagine people being excited for the next phase of marvel i.e. the blacked phase, unless the whole audience is complete onion, so maybe they are excited.

Both require certain level of skill, it all depends on the role. He is more subtle in Cosmopolis and High Life. He can do both.

I have big respect for pattison. He climbed out of twilight shit with sheer talent and proved how great he is with half the world puking at his background.

>he lost this all for some american slag

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> what is excerise and bulking

I was saying that they should do a batman movie in the 60s/70s and THEN introduce terry and have old bruce training him. It'd shake stuff up but it'll never happen.

Those are some good looking kids.

better just to wait to do that in about 8-15 years from now.
Kevin Conroy can play an aged Bruce Wayne and im sure we will find a Terry Mcguinness in those given years

>bale roids, can someone confirm.
Think about it logically. What reason would Bale have to NOT use roids? Is there some sort of Nevada athletic commision doing doping tests on him? His job is to look ripped, if roids hep him and there's nothing stopping him then why wouldn't he?

women still cheat on chads dude
you underestimate how fucked in the head they can be

Most of the time roid use can be noticeable though.
Most guys develop that curly vein on their chest.

sounds more like a publicity stunt dude.
Make the couple of the movie date, so that stupid teens can feel heart throb and throw themselves into the actresses shoes which was the plan.

>Those are some good looking kids.

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I have 100% faith in Battinson

He will save the DCEU like RDJ saved Marvel. Cap this post.

Based Pattinson.

he auditioned for the whole twilight shit because he wanted to get in stewart's panties dude

>I literally couldn't care less
You couldn't care at all so you had to let everyone know?

>for all we know
we have no information
>dumb to reboot
there is no DC universe. It's done.

Actually yes, from what I've seen of him he's an excellent actor. I hope he kills it.

Your gay sport only works one on one.

Not bad.

Who will play CIA?

yea, you totally got me. I'm secretly very excited to see this shit and just wanted to get (You) with my bait

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>knight of the british empire
>of the empire
>knight
By the time of the empire knighthood was just a title you absolute brainlet

Nolan already did the kino Batrilogy. There is just too much capeshit around these days.

>trilogy
what a shame

who cares who Batman is, a Batman is only as good as his villain is, so it all will depend on who they cast as a villain and their chemistry

Yuck

hope they use a good costume this time

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Yeah we know this, Sherlock Holmes. Knighthood now just means adding Sir before your name. It'll be Sir Robert Pattinson, mark my words.

Stop posting

pls give me more yous mr retard

This. There's this weird new Pattinson fanbase that's been emerging on Yea Forums. The guy's a pretty face, but not an all that great actor. Although, considering the past adoration of actors in a similar vein, especially on Yea Forums, I suppose it's not all that surprising. Latent homosexuality and all that.

He can just choose the roles he likes because he never has to work for money again after twilight.

Is he still dating that alien looking chick?

just get oneohtrix point never to do the OST and it will be kino

>new

He will play a gay version of Batman

>He's an actor, he'll act like someone who does
Does he acted as lead role in any action film?

>I presume he's going to hit the gym and get in shape for the role like most actors do these days
People are different. You cant take Paul Dano, pump him with roids and gym, and cast in MMA film, it will be fucking disaster.

It would be a disaster. But it would be a classic disaster.

Yes
It's based casting, we're in for kinoman

>that v shape
why the fuck would batman care about aesthetics?

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I don't get why people don't seem to understand why Bruce was at the point of killing criminals in BvS.
It's explained in the movie that he's at his breaking point and he basically has tunnel vision focused on Superman. Nothing and nobody will get in his way at that point. And when he finally realizes the grave mistakes he made throughout the movie, and seeing Superman sacrifice himself for a world that constantly and consistently ostracized him, Bruce got a revitalized hope for Humanity.

>"I failed him in life. I won't fail him in death"

That being said, I think that Robert will do absolutely fantastic as a younger version of Batfleck. And the only way I could see them continuing with him in the main continuity would be to include Flash and time travel. Batfleck is in his late 40's - early 50's st the time of BvS, SS, and JL. There's no way that Robart would be able to just hop in and take over Ben's role at the point in time of the character.

Unironically looking forward to them giving us this trilogy set a decade or two before BvS. Rob looks great here as a young Batfleck. They just better keep Jeremy Irons as Alfred.

Oh no is Robert Patrick as crazy as Woods was on twitter?

>new Pattinson fanbase that's been emerging
Way to out yourself as a stupid newfag.

>already announcing a trilogy without waiting and seeing if it'll succeed

Gonna be trash.

Probably. He's massively underrated.
Easy to get that when you have a 24/7 personal trainers with expert nutritionists and a custom fitness regimen suited to your abilities.

Bit like Disney star wars which has been a failure for them.

Fuck I wish I had those hair genetics.
>tfw I miss my thick blond hair.

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Does an early 30s Bruce Wayne fit with the timeline as a young Batman? I guess he had to spend his 20s training.

He will gain 40lbs of muscle naturally in 3 months so dont worry

He'd also seen how much money Radcliffe was making from a book franchise

To be fair, an actor as conspicuous as Pattinson isn't going to really go bald until they retire these days.

It's unfair to compare yourself to that standard.

WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING BATMAN MOVIES THE NOLAN TRILOGY WAS BARELY TWO YEARS AGO
FUCKERS

If only there was a way for people to become muscular

>he hates Twilight as much as me! I bet he'd be my friend in real life.

Don't act like that's not how it started, faggots.

Talent.

dumbass

Pull what off exactly? Whatever it is, it won't be Batman, it will be some lefty-cuck's "version" of Batman.

He needs to put on some weight, at least he isn't Hoult.

He has a point. Even the most elite athletes in the NFL would probably have trouble with experienced scrubs.

Not everyone is cut out to take a punch or kick. Brock Lesnar is famous for this. He has a great chin but has a panic attack and turtles whenever he gets tagged. Athletic ability isn't the end-all be-all in fight sports. Time and again most jacked dudes usually gas hard and falter in MMA, they either finish you quickly or get tired and overwhelmed.

>And over Kristen Stewart, a literal 5/10.
Cringe and gaypilled

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Isn't he married to FKA Twigs? Slamming some of that chocolate every night as well can be added to the list.

>Try to post the sexiest pic of kstew to prove me wrong
>The pic is the epitome of 5/10

I just posted a regular pic of her, not the sexiest. Either way, you're still very gay and tastelet.

> FKA Twigs
> Chocolate

At best she's watered down chocolate milk and they broke it off like 2 years ago, she's dating LaBeouf now.
I still love her though

Stop being so desperate

based

>extremely well educated
>didn't go to university
>shitting on the movie series that launched your career, and is the only thing people remember you for
>actually getting this wet over some british twink
youtu.be/YaG5SAw1n0c

I dont understand what's so controversial, anyone can be batman all you have to do I be big enough and not have a weird chin, the suit covers everything else. even the voice doesn't matter

My body is ready.