What movie should I watch with my gf?

american psycho

Face/Off

Dragon Ball Super: Broly followed up by John Wick 3.

based

made me laugh, done

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Inb4 you accidentally end up with a mommy gf

OP is obviously underaged.

Mods, if you will

Aaaand there she goes

based

Happiness

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she laughs at literally everything

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haha yeah accidentally haha wouldnt that be gross and unfortunately haha

is she black and you white? based stevie

damn hes in boys. tell her you wanna sit in her lap and breastfeed the entire movie

>black girl emoji

post pics on dem chocolate titties

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uno stinky

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yeah she’s half black

Wood Job! For some asian romcom
Departures to make her cry on your shoulder

>black emoji
hahah fucking nigger lovers man

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So, Steve, did you ever get your diaper changed?

damn, is she into scat play too? fucking savage

Watch William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet (1996). You can't go wrong, dawg. Good luck bro

FUCKING THIS

based

based

cringe

cringe

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Watch Dredd. Tell her you both need to have your Judge face on and speak to each other as Judges until the movie ends.

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i want chocolate milk!

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kek fucking based

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FUUUUGGGG

THIS IS IT BOYS, THE MOMENT OF TRUTH

im proud of you son

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>black girl emoji
You walked a thin line, friend. A daring move but ultimately a poor one.

b a s e d

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no matter what happens, i'm disappointed in both of you.

this is a prostitute

mixed girl actually but yeah same thing
>nothing matters cuz im mixed :(

heheh

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she just sent me a pic of her tits on Snapchat too lol

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Post them

you can always end yourself

You have to post them

fake

Tell her you want to suck the shit out of her asshole

Post them

so are you gonna post these titties or are you just gonna be a little faggot?

no she gets really mad when I screenshot her nudes

>screenshot

Kys larping faggot

Well? Post that shit

fatal attraction or melancholia

you can bet your ass its fake or shes fat as fuck darkie

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>haha

take a picture of the boobs on your phone with a separate camera then. Think outside the box.

Fuck this thread, i'm outie

Imagine believing some LARPing faggot on the internet

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This.

gay as fuck

look at those soulless fucking eyes

This board is literally blue Yea Forums

this

we're a bunch of sad lonely horny autists who are imagining the chocolate queen of our dreams but in reality she probably has a moustache and weighs more than OP

Reported and closed the thread, fuck off fagot.

it's a chimp dude

chimps can be have an soul

You mean nigger queen?

no they can't be

>never been with a chocolate queen
desu I’m guessing you’ve never been with a girl at all hahaha. sucks to be you, man.

>no screenshot and private photos app
>not taking a screenshit even if she gets upset
cringe and beta

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Tell her you want to watch The Simpsons season 11 episode 5 while feeding and seeding on her Sneed that was formerly chucks

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Post her avocado titties avabong, I know you got'em.

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Based /black gf/ bro

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post earlier messages

>using that gay ass hashtag
normie faggot

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you gotta play to the crowd my man

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1442455030

>compromising for the sake of pussy
shiggy diggy

You'll never be a successful sociopath

>calling yourself a sociopath
do you have "damaged" tattooed on your forehead too?

Yep, she likes to be tied up, "raped" and verbally abused. Pretty based.

Naw it's above my butthole

you've found a keeper

Should I post my black gf's double D milkers?

Thx bro she's a qtpi too, I'll do my best!

How do I keep my tite quadroon gf from becoming an obese sheboon? Her mom and aunts are all fat niggers

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This, you will get more action and just a generally better life by being honest about yourself.

Tell her you'll leave her if she gets fat like her mom

Fuck I'm so horny, just broke up with my gf and I've been out of the game so long I'm having trouble getting back in. I miss the days when I was chatting up qts like op

You can't, just tell her she looks fat all the time and go to the gym with her, but genetics will win in the end.

>tell her she looks fat all the time

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Have sex

Not always true. When I was NEET I pretended and made up a whole story about my awesome job where I met all kinds of famous people and went to awesome shows, events and parties, cobbled together from various friends who actually worked in show business. Do you think I'd have had the same success by telling the truth and saying "Yeah I'm unemployed and live with my parents"? Hell no.

swiss army man insta ssex every time

freddy got fingered

Sneedy got seeded

chuck got ______

>black mommy gf
bros...

>black mommy gf confirmed
>and into
WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE

Said Mr. No puss ever

why would i? i'm not mixed.
mixed people always want everyone to kill themselves because nothing matters to them

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>Yea Forums surprised that lovers can say goofy things to each other
>Yea Forums shocked that lovers can say blatantly sexual things about each other and they like it
If you've got a girlfriend and she gets grossed out by you saying how you want to suck her tits, she's a Bad Girlfriend.

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Fake you faggot
Textfree in top left, stop texting yourself lmao

Bros, what is it with non-whites and lusting after white cocks? Blacks, pakis, indians, chinks, you name it they all want the white cock and to be a white man's bed warmer and perhaps raise his half white children.

It's crazy. I used to think that it was just me who had brown girls always mirrin him, then I realized BWC truly is powerful.

last thing I watched with a girl was some comedy show on netflix, which I only remember the first 15 minutes of because after that the alcohol kicked in and her mouth was on my dick.

>tfw remembering all the non-white women I rejected pre-20 because I only wanted a white woman
feels bad

if you'ee not gonna post nudes post her body. mainly ass or anything that shows her hips or if shes thicc

Fake also gay and Yea Forums tier thread

They literally all don though.

... you forgot to edit out "Textfree" on that last one and replace it with Verizon. Well done you fucking larping jackass. How pathetic must your life be that you actually spent time writing that shit out, bro. Jesus.

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G-G-G-G-G-G-GOT HIS ASS

Blue Velvet

BASED

Literally every single woman I have met does though.

OP fucking REKT hahahaha what a stupid FAGGOT

I wish I had a black qt to watch kino with

lelele

op on suicide watch

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watch The Lovely Bones.

grim

>OP's face when

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well fucking done.

Clockwork Orange

Well done, well done. HOWEVER

holy fuck OP absolutely BTFO

Steve the nigger lover

FUCK OP FUCK OP FUCK OP REDRUM