You guys excited for the next Bond movie?

Have you seen the movie Munich? Fucking Israeli kikes literally don't give a shit about national boundaries and will hunt you down and murder people like nothing.

Eva was the best.

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Can they just reboot the franchise again? I don’t think things have been this stagnant for the series since the early 90s. There’s barely any interest for Bond now

Another reboot would surely mean a more diverse, fem Bond.
Bring back old man Bond with PB.

Would you guys like a retro bond? A bit like The Man from Uncle.

Face it, we'll never have a cishet white male Bond again. Ever.

I was really hyped for skyfall
I liked it

>you guys excited for the last Bond movie?

>we have to treat female characters like real people!
>so lets make them capable soldiers, competent cops, ultra-lethal hand to hand killers, and loads of other shit that they're not in real life

The more time you spend with women in real life, the more you'll realise that the stereotypical squealing damsel-in-distress is exactly what real women are like.

Just fucking anything as long as Daniel Craig and Sony aren’t involved. I don’t mind the guy as Bond but it’s clear he’s only there for the money now and my dislike for Sony shouldn’t need an explanation

>implying
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killings_of_Nick_Spanos_and_Stephen_Melrose

Wasn't the head of MI-5 a "real person"?
I'm assuming she's talking about bond sleeping with sluts. Can't have that anymore unless he's locked in a chastity cage and fucked with a strap on
Oh wait, if he's black then nevermind. He'll have a 3 way with two blondes

AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH I need sex

I moved furniture for a bunch of young chicks once and ended up doing everything from carrying washing machines by myself to showing them how a screw driver works. They were literally helpless, this wasn't faked. And then one god mad at me for some reason I can't specify.

>showing them how a screw driver work
Why did you waste your time with this, though? If their father didn't teach them, it's too late.

did you at least fuck them?

She's the same writer that created the unironical SJW android in Solo and made Lando a robosexual freek.
Let it sink in.

One was my cousin and the others were her friends. I didn't fuck any of them, only tried to fuck one years later but we didn't like eachother.

Legit had one girl at my office show me to the actual lock keys when I asked her if she knew where the allen keys were.

>Books and movies centered around male power fantasy
>"HOW CAN I MAKE THIS ABOUT WOMEN?"
makes sense

some people know them as hex keys, might have been that.

At this point they're just ruining things out of spite.

Maybe but I don't think so. Once I found the allen keys I still had to explain to her what they were for.

A few days ago I saw three women standing around the air pump at the gas station just staring at it in complete confusion like they were the first cavemen to witness fire. By the time I pumped my gas and left they were still just standing there staring at it, arguing with each other.

do bongs really need a licence to kill?

it's actually just a gun license but they say that to sound cooler

I believe it. From what I've seen and heard women on their own are incredibly unproductive if we're talking about anything technical or business related. They also henpeck the shit out of eachother after being left alone for too long. The whole dynamic changes if a man enters the room. Anyhow companies that only hire women are a nightmare.

I genuinely love Phoebe with all my heart and think she can do no wrong, but I don't think she's right for this.
Bond's never been a franchise about real people desu.

But well, I dunno. Might be good I guess.

Then have sex

i was but not really anymore. spectre was disappointing and i know they won't be able to do better with these retarded sjw/jew writers. also, casino>skyfall=solace>specturd.

hollywood are intentionally ruining series. they don't want you to have heroes, especially white men. there's no way they fuck up this badly on all these franchises by accident.

>AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH I need sex
No my friend. What you need is philosophy, temperance, a good diet, and regular exercise.

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ana better be put into some slutty situations god damn it

Can we have sharia law and just not have to wear all the faggy white robes?

Bond movies were never good

some are pretty good. Casino Royale is a solid fucking movie no matter who you are. Same with Goldeneye

Literally making a conciliation to the alt-right retards by saying "Bond can still treat women like disposable sex objects because it would compromise his character if he didn't," and then following up by saying "but the film itself should treat them as three dimensional human beings, as is expected of any other film in this day and age." And that's still upsetting you. There's no compromising. She shouldn't have said anything. She could've just turned Bond into a SJW like every other modern writer in Hollywood does with characters from older properties and you wouldn't be able to do a thing about it.

>feel like real people
Way to miss the entire point of James Bond. It's always been pure fantasy, the situations, the plots and the characters should reflect that. They should, in fact, be unrealistic people that could only exist in fiction. The female characters should, indeed, be a man's fantasy woman because that is true to the franchise vision.

So no, I reckon Bond's gone to shit with dumb cunts like this on board.

Bongs need a license to jack off now

did you generate this with a bot using keywords?
it's not bad man, almost had me going for a sec

Required reading:
classics.mit.edu/Antoninus/meditations.html

>Begin the morning by saying to thyself, I shall meet with the busy-body, the ungrateful, arrogant, deceitful, envious, unsocial. All these things happen to them by reason of their ignorance of what is good and evil.

>wants the female characters to feel "like real people"

No she doesn't. Feminists and SJW's never want this.

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meh, philosophy is a black hole, and you can get all the rest by basic rewardhacking (drugs)

Yeah, but all you have to do if you want to jerk off is go and pay a Paki at the cornerstore for a pass.

Bond has always had some retardedly sexy woman who was also a scientist top in her field.

So are they going to make her fat?

>p-p-please, sir, i'd like to wank s'more

>not wanting to have hollywood ruin everything with sjw cancer makes you alt-right
back to r3ddit, dyke

No. Read the meditations. There is philosophy there. Do not try to understand all of it, but take it in.

You can take drugs in moderation, but you must have a good diet and regularly exercise, and be mindful, or they will consume you.

Having female characters portrayed three dimensionally instead of as accessories isn't SJWism.

SJW's literally can't write fiction. It's a provable truth of psychology/sociology.

youtu.be/KcXVGIi1m28

Honestly modern leftists just need to be outright excluded and kept away from the media-industry. Everyone would benefit.

She said she's going to make the plot treat women better, but that Bond won't.
Basically, they'll make female characters more relevant, but Bond will kill them anyway.

OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE?

you don't get it. meditations starts from an inherently arbitrary premise and works its way backwards, like all philosophy does. it gives you no guidance, unless you already know where you want to go. no answers, or explanations, only justifications for the shit you're already doing. it's a discipline dedicated to coming up with just so stories after the fact.
I appreciate that this helps people push away the existential angst, but it's just religion with a different framing.

>You can take drugs in moderation, but you must have a good diet and regularly exercise, and be mindful, or they will consume you.
so what?

I'm still waiting for some real equality in a scene were Bond brutally beats a woman to death instead of just shooting her or whatever.
Or maybe the faceless mooks that get gunned down and butchered by the dozens should be gender-equalised?

>"Y-Y-Y-Yeah, well, we may not be allowed to have access to porn, protect ourselves or our families with guns or even express ourselves online without being arrested, b-b-but at least we have free healthcare that isn't actually free and we have to pay for anyway! T-T-Take THAT, Amerimutts!"

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Thinking all female characters are "accessories" because they're written by men in a male-centric movie is SJWism.

You can be whatever it is you're being, or you can endeavor to change and learn to love living. You may benefit from medication.

that will happen once we get a black bond, they will never bitch about black bond doing anything

in idris we trust.

and by "like real people," she means "entirely without flaws"

yes it is. james bond is all about having hot women for men to look at. the entire point is about objectifying women you stupid fucking redditor faggot. thinking that suddenly needs to change (and not realiing that it hasn't already) is retarded sjw bullshit. stop being a naive fucking baby.

>Literally making a conciliation to the alt-right retards by saying "Bond can still treat women like disposable sex objects because it would compromise his character if he didn't," and then following up by saying "but the film itself should treat them as three dimensional human beings, as is expected of any other film in this day and age."

"The alt-right retards" don't exist. They're a boogieman you have imagined in order to justify your femishit nazism.

Every time a feminist writer says they want to make a realistic female, the character actually has borderline super super strength and plot armor out the ass.

good goy, fight with the other anglo nations.

>and you wouldn't be able to do a thing about it.

We could not see the movie and tell other people not to see it.
And as seen with several movies over the past three years that makes Hollywood suits fucking seethe like nothing else in existence. That's literally all it takes.

>good goy, embrace socialism and the disarming of law-abiding citizens.

>just turn your brain off

Yikes

>"We hate the idea of Bond being a man, he's now a woman"
>"We hate the toxic masculinity of fighting and killing people, so she's going to be an average bland typical female character."
>"She will now run in to a rich villain who's prone to violence but really REALLY rich and handsome."
>"She will be so empowered and strong willed she will change him for the good, but the focus will be heavily on the kinky sex they have along the way."
>"We will call it, "50 Shades of May."

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>Phoebe Waller-Bridge
based, Yea Forums needs to marathon Fleabag ASAP

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you aren't rejecting socialism or disarmament, you're falling for muh USA vs Europe bullshit. 100% jewish shill operation guaranteed.

and also leave bad reviews, and have the jewish media run damage control blaming the russians and evil youtube nazis. fucking hilarious to bh.

I cant take people with two last names seriously.

It was good. I love shows about women with serious mental illness

Are you saying the women can't both be attractive and be treated three dimensionally?

I don't think that

youtu.be/bFawgt-8WYY

Looks like rat.

Post your favorite bond girls. For me It's Pussy Galore.

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More Mary Sues coming up then. Remember when Bond anally raped that asian woman in the shower in Skyfall?

>green
jewish

jews always choose random words for their names

Because that worked with Captain Marvel, right?

>/pol/ revisionism

>Are you saying the women can't both be attractive and be treated three dimensionally?
how can you be this fucking stupid? what made you think that? i explicitly stated it was about james bond being james bond. fuck off hole, you are too stupid to take seriously, you have a juvenile understanding of politics.

that jewish french chick

>fuck off hole, you are too stupid to take seriously, you have a juvenile understanding of politics.
lmao

It looks like a roastie show where a woman has sex and this is presented as what normally happens

>not buying into buzzfeed soccer mom fearmongering is pol revisionism
based idiot

i can tell how not anxious and not mad you are because you typed "lmao"

That post tipped your hand that you are an angry, retarded child and I simply responded lmao because you revealed that you are pointless to deal with

>durr james bond is about representing womyn as 3 dimensional characters
based retard

I know a Bond obsessed 30+ femcel who writes fan fic novels about a female 00-agent who can’t get laid and keeps failing all her seduction assignments. Very nice woman, but extremely autistic.

is she hot/cute?

>who can’t get laid and keeps failing all her seduction assignments.
this unironically sounds sort of entertaining, you gotta link?

So this is how Craig chose to go out. By listening to his libtard and supporting that activist that made Solo choke. Dudes are such pussies these days

One of Spectre’s GLARING mistakes was having Bond treat the love interest so specially for no goddamned reason.

I like the idea of the female characters having more depth. Especially if 007 is going to lead them to their eventual demise, if not murder them outright.

That’ll give weight to his actions, which is just good writing (something the franchise needs)

Are we talking a cute kind of spergy, or are we talking the greasy-haired, black-tee, acne-faced fandom-tattoo-having chubby autist?

Post pics if possible

So are they going to adapt this FOR REAL this time?

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You got some of it right. According to Google, the show centers on a "sexually voracious, angry and confused" woman in London aka a show about a woman having sex and her life. These "sexually voracious/liberated" shows are extremely annoying and one dimensional.

Best bond film so far?

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Stale!

I don't know why, but this story just sounds very interesting.

>you guys excited for the next Bond movie?
It's got my boi Cary so yes I am

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Wouldn't be very realistic if females behaved like people

Licence to kill

I’d fucking love that, remove the stupid flashbacks to earlier parts of the film in uncle and it would have been the ideal bond film

>craig
>bond

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This, I actually see the quote in the OP as a good thing. If it adds more depth to bond/supporting characters and in doing so actually adds stakes why not? I didn’t give a fuck about any of the characters in spectre and my enjoyment suffered as a result.

found a tier list on my hard drive
thoughts?

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>Cary
this, only reason I give a shit. I was ready to drop it after Boyle left but Fukunaga should be even better desu

Nicolas Winding Refn’s proposed Bond film after Skyfall (rejected for obvious reasons):
>An old, retired Bond (played by Mads Mikkelsen), accepts a confidential mission from a Japanese businessman exiled to France to take down the head of the most treacherous Yakuza boss in Japan.
>An injury inflicted to Bond’s vocal cords during a failed mission six years ago left him mute, forcing him to leave his profession. Now, six years later, he is sought out and put on confidential assignment by a former Yakuza, now a retired Japanese businessman in exile in France, to track down and kill the head of the most dangerous Yakuza family in Japan.
>Afraid of flying, our spy anonymously boards a cargo ship headed for Tokyo. An onboard explosion sinks the ship and our spy finds himself washed ashore on a life raft in southern Japan. As a mute, our spy must silently journey through Japan seeking 4 clues – symbolizing conquest, war, famine, and death – which will guide him to the unknown location of the Yakuza boss. Meanwhile, the Yakuza boss, known for his 2004 mass slaughter of Yakuza members who had turned against him, is believed to be plotting to reenter the Japanese underworld after living in his own surreptitious world in the mountains, void of all technology. This way of life becomes an obsession for the Yakuza boss. Rumors spread that he had committed suicide years ago but escaped prisoners from his hidden camp told stories of his plan for a comeback. Now rival Yakuza families suspect he is forming a master plan to return, a plan that unburies the most infamous story of Yakuza betrayal.
>Our spy finds himself on an existential journey through Japan in search of pieces to the puzzle that will lead him to a confrontation with the ultimate Yakuza boss in a terrifying conclusion.

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It was kinda gross when bond fucked the widow

who does Goose play

Question of Shoelace is trash

It’s such a strange scene. Especially since there was so much press about Bellucci being in the movie, and she’s only in it for 15 completely unnecessary, awkward seconds.
The romance with Seydoux’s character was really weird too. Why the fuck did they have a huge history of being in love all of a sudden? It feels like half the movie (which is already way too long for what it is) was cut.

Faggot

>An old, retired Bond (played by Mads Mikkelsen)
>An injury inflicted to Bond’s vocal cords during a failed mission six years ago left him mute

I like this

Idris already said he won't play Bond, since he doesn't want to be known as the first black Bond. Even he realized by now that they wouldn't want him for his acting, but only because he's black.

Your picture literally says that Bond himself doesn't have to treat women properly and should stay true to his character, so it's not as bad as it looks.

Bond is not and has never been about the women.

They are disposable given that Bond lives a fast and dangerous life

Read Fleming's first Bond book Casino Royale and get back to us on that.

I'm more excited about another Godzilla film after Godzilla vs Kong oh wait.....

Why would they? Nazis barely count as human.

Retard

Her mother is jewish so you're wrong.
>jews always choose random words for their names
No they don't mostly they were given their names by Austrians/Germans in the 18th century, hence all the -bergs and -steins

Is she cute? Sounds like an easy pickup.

Either From Russia With Love or Goldeneye

No far off.

Quantum should be in shit tier. Skyfall should be added to OK tier.

Phoebe is genuinely funny and mogged Emilia on British tv.

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honestly only the women pre 70s felt like blow up dolls
the rest are not that bad
also
since when is it a bad thing to fuck James Bond?
I would be psyched if Bond wanted to fuck me

Every Craig film aside from Casino Royale has been awful. How is it possible to make movie after movie where nothing interesting happens at all.

Why make real characters? James Bond was always a goofy spy movie with flat, over the top characters and the joke was always that Bond was a womanizing dolt that saved the world.
Don't shove gritty shit into a simple action formula.

After Die another Die, every James Bond movie was some shitty gritty movie about a gorilla failing to play a charming, suave spy. DC might have nice abs but his charm falls flat and the females except for Vepser were basically just eye candy that he was gonna get killed or just drag around.

Goldeneye and the Tomorrow never dies actually nailed the bond formula so perfectly, that both movies failed in other departments. Golden eye had a meh plot halfway through the movie and shitty gadgets while Tomorrow never dies had a great last arc, cool gadgets but a meh start.

>female characters to feel "like real people"

>Bond: want to have sex?
>woman: no

Skyfall was alright

Maybe a soft reboot and make fem. bond movie?
Take the autists idea, that James Bond is just a code name and roll with it.

>M indroduces to CraigBond a new 00-candidate, looks like the Misshandei actress.
>Bond constantly jokes about diversity and basically makes her life miserable.
>M keeps his cool and just says "new policies bond, show her the ropes."
>Bond and fem00 go to crabkey, investigate dohickey.
>Bond gets killed, fem00 has to figure out a conspiracy, turns out that one previous bond(Maybe brosnan or Dalton) kills all the other previous bonds and she has to stop him.
>End basically is her asking if she's the new bond, M laughs for a straight minute and says "No, but you'll make a good 006".

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That sounds actually fun

>Bond is already a weakening franchise
>LET'S FUCKING ACCELERATE ITS DEATH

Niggas should step it up instead trying to add more realism to it

Than what the fuck is Casino Royale? Fucking self absorbed fool of a writer

holy fucking shit she's hideous

We gave parades and medals to people killing nazi's and gooks. Things like Dresden have been one of the better things to come out of WWII.

Who wouldn't want that? Oh, you mean the rich kid virtue signaling SJW version of that, nevermind...

James Bond had about the most realistic depiction of female characters already. Or are we just gonna pretend women wouldn't queue up to get fucked by a handsome and mysterious guy in a suit?

>roastie ""writer"" doesn't want to feel bad about herself while watching a sexy femme fatale
Of course.

ITT no one has read the fucking article

this is true wisdom. good job.
you have the mind of an old woman

Don’t forget he’s on Her Majesty’s Secret Service

They really named a movie 'Octopussy'?

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Seems rather retarded to recast Mads Mikkelsen if its in the same series as Casino Royal

>the important thing is that the film treats the women properly. Bond doesn't have to. He needs to be true to this character"
Sounds based, why's Yea Forums all het up

I'm in the middle of watching Killing Eve and in all honesty I really am. There's an absurdity and dynamic to that show that can be brought to the Bond formula and it might very well actually work.

The reactionaries need to have their little crybaby routine.

An insane pseudo-You Only Live Twice remake. Cast Dalton in it instead and it would be perfect.

Based, good show
S2 is best
Also Killing Eve

Then maybe women should act like "real people".