I can't think of anything worse than a Godzilla movie

I can't think of anything worse than a Godzilla movie

Actually I can, having to WATCH a Godzilla movie

They are, in my opinion, the bottom of the barrel when it comes to entertainment. Do people actually like watching two grown men have a slap and tickle fight in rubber suits? It's like adults still watching WWE. Fucking embarrassing.

>B-B-BUT THE NEW ONE IS CGI AND IT'S TOTALLY BADASS

Oh you mean like the shitty 90's one? You're essentially watching a children's cartoon, one that would make Del Toro blush from embarrassment

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This. Kaiju is unironically worse than capeshit.

if you don't think this scene is kino you have no soul and deserve the lonely death that awaits you

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godzilla is an extreme niche
probably .01% of the population
most people pretending to like godzilla have never seen the movies
it’s evident when you see godzilla general fags talk about their favorite kaiju that’s supposedly in the godzilla universe but is actually just from an obscure side scrolling game, or worse, from another studio entirely just because they look cool

based

>but is actually just from an obscure side scrolling game
This. Fuck Baganfags. At this point they built him up to be the Satan of the Toho universe when at one point he was going to be one third fucking fish.

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let the manchildren have their fun

You sound like a pretentious faggot. Not every fucking movie has to be art!

Stupid monster smash movie has it’s place. I’ll take it over the saturated capeshit.

My beef with the newest movie is it took itself too seriously and should’ve cut out half the boring, irrelevant, human chapters and made it a full WWF style brawl

The only thing that makes the Godzilla movies suck is the shitty human drama that has to be forced into it. I just wanna kaijus beating the shit out of each other.

gamera is the worst offender to me because they drone on and on about how epic it would be when all gamera movies are fucking garbage
half the time people talk as if they were in a movie together too
others are kaiju like gezora who is a random peon in a movie that’s quite literally impossible to stream online and has zero seeders but ITS TOTALLY POSSIBLE because muh epic squid monster

Kaiju is low IQ shit on par with Sonic autism

This thread is full of intellectuals

Shut up. Gamera is a friend to ALL children.

Human chapters were decent.
The daughter is the best character.
After that it was a lot of filler. Too many jokes for endtimes.

Heisei kino Gamera > Heisei beam spam Godzilla

Based retard

Capeshitters are THIS mad!

Well, OP is not THAT wrong, most of Godzilla's movies are very bad

samefag

It's worse than capeshit. It should be direct to DVD or something.

They always shit on my boy. He's never been taken serious. He bled from his ass and had a shitty remake... Fuck. He gets treated worse than Gammera.

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>watching two grown men have a slap and tickle fight in rubber suits?
>B-B-BUT THE NEW ONE IS CGI
Capitalising it and stuttering the first word doesn't change the fact that you've accurately addressed your only fucking complaint you contrarian shit heap.