How lizardboys even compete?

How lizardboys even compete?

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Kong in the Monsterverse is about 35m high.
Godzilla in King of Monsters is about 118m high.

How do you compete with a todler grabing your leg ?

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>gets literally nuked with the force of a thousand suns
Pssh, nothin' perssonel chimp

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All the kaijus can't stop thinking about big Kong cock.

nani?

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she cute

Always bet on short and stocky in a fight

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>wins 27 million in the lawsuit
what a natty goat

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How can monkeybois even compete?

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I think you need a little help to understand how fucked Kong is

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That was in-universe in the 70s.
Kong had about 40+ years to grow.

Tell the lads on heem I'll be unbanned in 10 days

Does this kong have lightning powers?

I really doubt he will more than triple his height in 40 years.

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Coral?

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The fact that they’re gonna fight in the next movie means he will

I wonder what kind of ass pullery it will be.
But until we see his height, Godzilla's cock is bigger than Kong

goji shits all over kong.

the question is, who are they teaming up to fight in the sequel? biollante or destroyah?

looking fat

If I remember right, there is no BvS turnaround, there will be a winner

The asspull is that Kong was a kid in the Skull Island movie

k*ngbois seething

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>Next Godzilla film, Dance’s character will become full Tywin Lannister
>Invites Peter Dinklage as the MC to stop his father and Monarch
>Jon, Jaime, Cersei, Sansa, Arya, Dany, and some GoT characters appear
>Godzilla GoT edition
>Directed by D&D (nailed it!)
Sasuga Legendary

you lads are forgetting that kong might have his electricity powers which could be an explanation for him growing EVEN BIGGER

Its a fucking fictional movie, they can ram a nuclear sub up his ass and make him three times larger. Why can you guys accept the size shifts that happened in the Godzilla series with ease but can't accept anything related to Kong size changes?

>>>/reddit/

I hope it's just them figthing and destroying skull island on the process and who ever wins let the looser live that way we can have Godzilla 3 to feature a different monster but no Kong (hopefully mechagodzilla) so then in Godzilla 4 we see Kong, Goji, 2nd Gen Mothra and even minija all of them taking on Destroyah

this would be absolutely kino final shot of King Kong vs Godzilla.

Kaijus lives centuries / millenias.
He won't enter adulthood in 40 years

the average Yea Forums fag has never seen a godzilla movie before 2014
if you browse their lizard generals half the posts are about speculating that kaiju outside of the toho universe, like gamera, will appear in the next godzilla despite the two companies hating each other
they just latch on to their favorite looking big monster and turn off their brain

Where's his dick

>King King a shit
>Godzilla a shit
>Oldspice ad true kino

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Because it's a fiction does not mean it does not have to be belivable.
If the reason in his growth does not sound retarded , according to this universe rules, I will be ok with that.
If it is " shut up it is magic" then it will just be garbage writting

And I forgot to say that past retardations does not make future ones ok.
And most of old Godzilla movies were garbage

Will we get space or super godzilla?

How are they going to even do Mechagodzilla in this series? First one was made by aliums, the 2nd was made out of original Godzillas bones

Space Godzilla only made sense in the context of that series, Biollante's cells somehow made it into space or some shit

Theres bones of another Godzilla named Dagon/Adam.

I mean they admitted that Ghydorah was an alien so, I have hopes for him

pls
Kong will be like 90ms and at a clear disadvantage, promotional material will be split in a "Who's side are you on?" campaign, with Kong's team's tagline being "Size doesn't matter" or some shit.
There's no way they'll actually make Kong and Godzilla the same size

Shit, I forgot about that

that was actually the third one

The only way Kong will even stand a chance is if they go the Toho route and not only make Kong way bigger but give him powers. But instead stupid lightning powers he needs like super regeneration

He'll go Super Saiyajin.

how many people are actually on king kong's side for this?

Mothafuckas we're talking about a HUGE-ASS Gorilla.
Have you seen the disaster an average-sized gorilla causes? Gorillas will fuck you up, no joke. Don't even need special powers, just let him chimp out and Goji's done

There were some people talking about it at the cinema, they're all 'rooting for Kong'. I don't know how they think that's possible, given what just happened to Ghidorah.

>He doesn't want to see Kong become a thunder god ape.
While probably not Godzilla size he will definitely be bigger than he was in Skull Island.

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Wtf Joe Rogan posts here?

I don't hate King Kong, but if it came down to him and Godzilla, then I'm rooting for the lizarz.

Inb4 Thanus meme

We need Zilla vs Godzilla.

watch final wars.

An entire movie dedicated to it.

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The masses aren't that different are they?

If you like any kong, planet of the apes movie you're a nigger(lover) and should be shot publicly. And thats a FACT

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They can be. Winning is what matters for ranks.

I don't mind chimp outs if they're assaulting roasties. Based niggers

Director said the other day Kong has grown, is smarter and can use tools

>steps on you

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there is actually a light weight sumo with winery little guys and lots of leaping

KKvG human drama is going to be about a Monarch civil war where one faction supports Kong as the new alpha and the other supports Godzilla status quo while the eco-terrorists are manipulating everything behind the scenes.
Also, let's be real. We saw Godzilla turn into the literal manifestation of a nuclear firestorm this movie. Kong is going to have to pull some wack shit to match him.

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G's definitely getting a tree rammed down his throat at some point.

yeah i'm sure by tools he meant trees and telephone poles and dump trucks

>Achievement Unlocked: The bigger they are...

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>gets a losing record in his first top division championship
Good example.

kong is such a boring design. Its just a big gorilla. Everything on skull island is more interesting

KOTM is shit. Have sex.

What are you, an expert on the physiology of fictional animals who have never existed? He'll do whatever the writers want him to do.

Are they still doing a real sequel to Cloverfield? I heard about that what felt like a year ago, and it's been radio silence ever since then.

Gorilla penis are really small compared to the size of their body.
Kong is going to have a microdick.

Literal Nuke breath

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I bet you have not seen it, user.

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but realistically speaking how the heck would King Kong ever beat most kaiju
He's just a big gorilla

Spammy? the g*rman turk?

He might have lightning powers

Gorillas are all muscle desu

Where's his big black dong? And don't give me that shit about how gorillas dicks are the smallest compared to their size, he's not a gorilla.

they will team up to fight a bigger bad in the end. They'll become bros.

Kong doesn't need to be the same size as Godzilla. He should grow a little but still be about 2/3rds the size of Gzilla. If they were the same size that would be ridiculous

Do you even BLOATLORD?

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I guarantee there's gonna be a sequence in that fight where Godzilla is about to breath his fire and Kong holds his mouth shut and Godzilla farts out the blast instead and everyone is gonna hold their noses and say *PEEEEEUWW*

tfw actually starting to root for the underape Kong

is that legal?

>6 vs 5'11

>Damn greeny done stoled my banana horde!
The plight of the Kong

With KotM underperforming big time it's the last hope for Legendary but they will most likely cancel all plans after that.

Where the fuck is this retard meme coming from? Yesterday was literally opening fucking day, how could you POSSIBLY know its box office performance yet?

It will struggle to break 50 million this weeken, it's nosediving everywhere and even China isn't the savior they want. Box office predictions and reports are updated every hour. It's looking horrible unless an amazing resurgence happens.
deadline.com/2019/05/godzilla-king-of-the-monsters-rocketman-ma-opening-weekend-box-office-1202624876/

>will
Faggot you dont know shit stop spouting "facts" that are just bias confirming conjecture.

Kong's results improved in second week. We'll see it will be tense.

For God's sake Legendary don't release Godzilla vs. Kong in the same week as Mulan. DON'T. Release it in later months, crossovers usually outperform, make the most of it.

Punching a guy you paid to not fight back in the face? Yeah but he should have taken a knee to the face when he bent down to punch his leg.

Checked.
Godzilla Resurgence was a different movie user.
It only played in New York and LA, for 1 week.
GKOTM has already surpassed the US box office of Shin Godzilla (which was a much more artistic film).

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I'm gonna fuck Mothra, and no one is gonna stop me

Even if the ape has the size of godzilla, could he survive the atomic breath?

She dead bruv. But i heard she had a laerva cooking in the oven, if you catch my drift ;)

He shouldn't, but he problably will. The atomic breath in the movies is a concussive blast, like cyclops eye bullshit, rather than pure nuclear energy

This video is Godzilla related...

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I would bet Kong will have plot-armor
I will guarantee Kong will have plot-lightening, like in the original

So the monkey gets lightning powers.
>Nig intensifies
Would actually be a twist if he had Ice powers or something.

They can literally do what they want dumbass