Good Omens

When they showed Eve first and she was black I was really hoping that Adam would be white.

>this is what racist boomers actually believe
Imagine getting your scientific knowledge from Billy the Heretic

>phoneposting /pol/dittor
The elections sure did something to this website

The Old Testament was written by Jews, about Jews, for Jews

I'm tired of childish media forever. but the alternative is boomer garbage. why can't modern things not be shit? this show is so fucking GAY

That would honestly make the most sense, what with genetic diversity being so low with just two people.

what

Reminder that Adam and Eve were Ayys that "God" aka "The Arquitect" created because of a Yea Forums shitpost back in 2008, he was so pissed that he made this whole genesis thing.

They were actually from the balkans:

news.artsci.utoronto.ca/all-news/scientists-identify-7-2-million-year-old-pre-human-remains-balkans/

cnb

I wanted to like it but it got really boring especially the bs with the kids and the witch.

Eve, alright fine, but Adam is a pretty white name.
famousbirthdays.com/names/adam.html

They were made in God's image, of course they'd be white.

>the cradle of the human species is now a mined shithole with sub-humans living in it
i actually believe it

if God is real why does he allow white men to be incels?

The first humans where Africans. Wh*tes where invented by the evil scientist Yakub.

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I didn't say USA, I said Balkans, dumb mutt. Your Capital Monuments including your Apotheosis murals all LARP as Greeks too. Pathetic.

Wheres your issued flaming sword tho?

to test our faith

But i'm not from the USA, which even today is better than the Balkans

this would make a dope anime tbqfh

It doesn't matter where you're from because you're seething at the balkans which makes you a lesser.

imagine thinking single cell beings came into existence from inanimate materials and elements as a random fluke.

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No they just aren't the rape children of neanderthals

Don't you have a mutt girlfriend?

Exactly, so I know how to fuck em good.

"Neanderthal" has always seemed like a weird insult to me. Mixing with them was obviously a good thing.

>Lesser

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blacks are the real jews

Holy shit, try being less pathetic.

Homo Sapiens were more prone to travelling and exploring though. Neanderthals weren't known for sailing or migrating much.

Watched all six episodes. I liked the rapport between Sheen and Tennant. You can tell Tennant was having a blast playing Crowley. Jack Whitehall was actually bearable in this as well, and McKean killed it as Shadwell. I thought there would be no topping Clive Russell, but he did it. Sadly, the series was a let down when it came to Them. Adam sucked a big one. I care less that Pepper was blackwashed and more that her character was made into a turbo feminist and not the tomboy and protector of the Them that she was, though you couldn't really tell since they all got no characterization at all, even Adam, really, which is sad considering it's fucking Adam. Pretty disappointed in the Horsemen, too. All really did a piss poor job, and I'm extra miffed we didn't get Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty to Animals, Really Cool People, and Treading In Dogshit (formerly All Foreigners Especially The French, formerly Things Not Working Properly Even After You’ve Given Them A Good Thumping, never actually No Alcohol Lager, briefly Embarrassing Personal Problems, and finally People Covered in Fish. Also, Miranda Richardson is still hot. Overall, it was good. Lived up to my expectations, though the radio drama is still superior. Fuck, even the cast there looks more like their book counterparts than the TV show, but whatever.

But if you have kids with her they'll be mutts. Do you not intend on having kids with her?

You would think that you ugly manlet

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WE WUZ PROTOTYPES N SHIT

I wondered about that too. Like if the only humans that existed were two black people then what was the appearance of the two "celestial beings that look like white dudes" watching them even based on?

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Jon Persons strikes again!

Don't tell me you actually live in the Balkans

Yeah enjoy your infographs while you learn philosophy, science, and mathematics all derived from their creations and writings and live in societal structures developed by the very ancient cities those lands spawned. Kek who do you think you are?

That doesn't mean that mixing was a bad thing though.

Pepper the girl is black too

If adam was white, it would be based

Prob not. But it won't matter as long as the mutt doesn't grow up in a shitty place like the US it would have a chance.

Right i forgot why everyone here filtered you, just another tripnigger being a tripnigger

You fags need to learn how to enjoy shit

The mitochondrial evidence still supports out of Africa. But there is admixture with other sapiens in human DNA

>Species Mixing = Ok
>Race Mixing = Bad
The absolute state of Yea Forums these days

Right, go back to your filter hole bitch.

Careful, you might step on a mine you muslim rape baby

Stay jelly, lesser.

We might all still be nigs if we didn't mix with the Neanderthals. Why would you want to go backwards by race mixing with blacks?

If you're an anglo being black would be an upgrade for you.

I'm not, so it's all good.

Nice. You dodged a bullet.

wow this thread is really racist.

Let's all post inventions and innovations created by Africans so we can show these racists what's up!

Some random non peer reviewed study took down a stablished theory?

they have found specimens in europe that don't really add up to the out of africa theory or down right contradict it.

Okay I'll start!

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based
chaste

Oh it's peer reviewed

Mudpies

>established theory
>established
>theory
what does this even mean? established doesn't mean credible.

You're confusing yourself.

t. has no idea what evolution is

Actually this is a very racist portrayal when you think about it. The first human tier creatures (like Australopitecus and such) were hideus apes. Saying they're the same as contemporary black people is disturbing to say the least.

They're retelling adam and eve, a fictional allegory.

this

>two protags are white
>Yea Forums still finds time to reeee about blacks
Fucking hell.

>this fucking guy is not simon pegg

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there's always time to reeee about blacks

he's like creepy simon pegg

This shit always, ALWAYS makes me laugh. Why are Kangz so fucking funny?

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NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO!!! HOW CAN THIS BE NIGGERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SUPERIOR

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Heresy. God created people (white) and beasts (black).

Cringe and redditpilled

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fucking this. That faggot is literally R*ddit übersoiboi: the author

>every one is from Africa and has black blood in them
>but yet they push race mixing like no fucking other
>mostly with black men and white women
people really dont believe this out of Africa theory do they?

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Doesn't even matter whether or not we're all from Africa. We're different now and that's what matters.

i honestly thought from the thumbnail this was a new screenshot from that wildlife game

imagine thinking you can only be an atheist or believe in one specific god
imagine being so self centered you think an all powerful being would even care about life on one random planet

Jews didn't come from blacks fuck off

But evolution can’t mix with religion. Skin color was a by product of the sun and area. And that’s because they came from homo whatever.

SUPERIOR ANGLO/FINNISH INTELLECT

>Reeeeeeee why aren't my jewish characters from jewish mythological scripture huwite but instead black???!!!!
You christfags do realise that Adam and Eve were chosen people in jewish legends where entire bible was born out of?
Why the fuck does it matter that if they're black? Be glag it isn't interracial faggoty, but knowing christcucks, you would prefer it.

Exactly, don't dare to drag the chosen people through the mud. Jews are above them all, the superior beings.

>durrrrrr, I'm not religious but I am SPIRITUAL

You're literally worse than atheists AND religious people.

Imagine thinking ancient mesopotamians were black. Nigga, please.

>evolution can't mix with religion
A large number of theological analysts in earnest believe not only in evolution, but believe that the "seven days" of the bible are seven days relative to God's immeasurable magnitude, and the presumption now lies that a "day" in God Time might have accounted for tens or hundreds of millions of years, which would have felt like a simple "day" to an omniscient being.

>Not one(1) post about the show
How do we contain /pol/?

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Should have made Adam Asian and Eve white. I would have enjoyed the fallout here.

Why do you want to talk about the show? What's wrong with you? There is nothing worth talking about the show other than the contrarian cast they pulled on adam and eve.

Niggers should be hanged.

>criticizes /pol/
>uses a basedboy “yikes” face for pic

You’re why /pol/ exists faggot

BASED YAKUB

>first humans were black
>whiteys still evolved to be superior even though blacks had a massive headstart

NIGGAS BTFO

>being a slav supremacist
lmoa

>You’re why /pol/ exists faggot
For shitting up other boards? Thank you for your service then, you retarded redditor.

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imagine thinking that the creator was a sky jew

What, like man made from clay ? sure does make sense

Protip

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>How do we contain /pol/?
you don't

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it's for like two seconds

they were made in god's image, so they were jewish

It was a tie for tens of thousands of years, and now it's like 1-0

>tfw your creators were so stupid that your ancestors were able to turn on their masters and enslave them
>in trying to genetically engineer the perfect slave they accidentally triggered the next phase of human evolution

wtf Nation of Islam actually sounds kind of based

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David Tennant is so hot bros
I'm not gay or anything but I love him

Why is the woman not white..? I'm confused

Women are not white

Based and intellectuallypilled

F T F Y

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>human evolution
So the gauls over throwing the weakened roman empire and plunging europe into the dark ages is evolution?

No, the white "albinoid slaves" overthrowing their black super-civ masters was the next phase.

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Needs to be a redhead, not blonde.

Humans evolved from blacks. What's the problem?

i agree, also it would have been funny to see it the other way around for once. Whatever though, it's a fairytale, they could have been fucking japanese.

It's the Yea Forums gets blacked hissyfit and threatens to hold their breath until they faint episode.

They were also more peaceful and smarter. what does that tell you about us?

if a black man breeds with a black woman that child is black
if a black man breeds with a white woman that child is black
if a black man breeds with a yellow woman that child is black

if a yellow man breeds with a yellow woman that child is yellow
if a yellow man breeds with a white woman that child is yellow
if a yellow man breeds with a black woman that child is black

if a white man breeds with a white woman that child is white
if a white man breeds with a black woman that child is black
if a white man breeds with a yellow woman that child is yellow

so in conclusion the father of all people and all races must have been white

>muh out of africa THEORY

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoruba_people

>According to a 2017 study, Yoruba people have ~31% prehistoric "Basal Human" (BE) admixture.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basal_Eurasian

>not black Eve and white Adam
DROPPED

>"Neanderthal" is used as an insult for decades
>suddenly is a good thing when this poster finds out whites descend from them
kek, white bois btfo yet again

>being proud that your seed is weaker than everyone elses
Being white must suck, I swear

if anybody could be white it wouldn't be special

more proof we are god's chosen people

WE WUZ ADAM & EVE N SHIEEEEEET

imagine being an incel

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