Why is this dude so depressed all the time

It's literally marketing and all you of reddit retards fall for it every time

>On December 24, 1999, Reeves' girlfriend, Jennifer Syme, gave birth eight months into her pregnancy to Ava Archer Syme-Reeves, who was stillborn. The strain put on their relationship by their grief resulted in their breakup several weeks later. On April 2, 2001, Syme was driving alone on Los Angeles' Cahuenga Boulevard when she sideswiped three parked cars, rolled over several times, and was thrown from the car. Authorities believed she died instantly. She was reportedly being treated for depression and taking two prescription drugs, which police found in her car

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keanu_Reeves#Personal_life

This is why you're depressed OP. You think women and sex will actually change the material conditions of your life.

Now THIS is the kind of autism I subscribe to

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Yeah, a miscarriage or otherwise losing a child will do that. Jesus.

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I hate how obese fat incels keep demanding happiness from me just because I am good looking with alpha male jawline.

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Dude is like 600+ years old, he's just been watching everyone he cares about grow old and die while he remains a perfect specimen of youth and beauty. You'd be depresses to, he probably doesn't date anymore because he's already watched generations worth of his children die.

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>incels
go back tourist

well......shit

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>loses kid due to miscarriage
>wife dies like 2 years later

i dont know tom, what do you think.

Ahh fuck yes.. I fucking love /pol/ autism.. and the matrix

now I can enjoy one of my favourite trilogies even more and with yet another new perspective. It was worth staying up for american hours.

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>it's an 'incel project themselves onto Keanu" episode
Getting old now
Unlike you he had a woman and child (who died). You're an unlikeable ugly loser who women refuse to talk to. It's not the same

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>incel
reddit tourist

That was ages ago. Grief is on a timer.

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have sex

>grief is on a timer
You've never lost someone you cared about, have you?

>that post
>88 dubs
Praise kek

>muh women will make me less lonely
kys incelfag

Fuck.

Keanu Reeves' PR has become a form of performance art desu.

Cos car and dog

It's because he is a hapa

and his father was an heroin dealer, i think, and he left the family early on. and his mother married and divorced three or four times.

Based Reeves The Immortal posters.

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You really should pay more attention in English class, kiddo.

and his sister suffers from leukemia

>sex=happiness
Oh my sweet, innocent virgin.

thanks, gramps

based retard

I am pretty sure it is an act to to further his career. It has gone on too long. And the media is completely on board with it witch rarely happens. Just a fucking act

Read the fucking interview

Whoever wrote that went full retard

Virgin thinking everyone who's not a virgin like you is instantly a fuckboi only thinking about getting pussy... He lost his wife, I don't think he ever wants a new relationship, but even if he does he's not gonna just go with the first thot who climbs on him, he would probably only want a good woman... Which is like really hard to find even as a normal guy, now imagine as a superstar like him, fake bitches as long as the eye can see, try finding a real one among them... Extra hard mode

you use Yea Forums too much to socialize

The hapa curse carries on for generations.

>he could fucking have any woman he wants
Not true, hes a hapa
no one likes hapas

When his true love died(river phoenix), he was never the same again.

Kill yourself faggot scum

I saw a video once of some paparazzi guy saying "happy fathers day" to him repeatedly after this happened.

I'm sure you'll understand how wrong you are soon enough. Everybody does eventually.

Regardless if this is true or not, paparazzi are the fucking lowest members of society. They do not deserve to exist.

paparazzi really are the scum of the earth

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Those are just his superior Asian genes

I'm convinced that he's a part of a higher species of reincarnated aliens.

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Go back to r*ddit you retarded spamming cuck.

When will we be allowed to kill paparazzi on sight

>he could fucking have any woman he wants, yet always acts depressed and lonely

Ever play video games? Turn on god mode, how long till you get bored of it?

>he could fucking have any woman he wants
He did. She died.
He doesn't want any other ones.

go and be a poofter elsewhere reddit nigger

He's hapa

Why, I never! I'm calling your parents!

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>buzzfeed.com/deliacai/alert-keanu-reeves-is-lonely
Shit he's just like me

When the nation goes bankrupt and can no longer police within it's own borders, then paparazzi will be the first class of people who see the rope.

Let's be honest.

It's Yea Forums that's gonna be first under the rope. By other 4channers.

4channers don't go outside so I seriously doubt it.

That's pretty much what he played as in the day the earth stood still