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Julian Bailey
Jacob Sullivan
fuck star trek
Ryder Bailey
Once... upon a time... there was a tripfag!
Aiden Jones
This album was better than his other hits. I personally prefer his trombone instrumentals myself
Gabriel Taylor
I never actually enjoyed the threads. The show I find very droll and witty
Carson Cooper
Star Trek never went for wit. It's Shakespeare without the tragedy.
Benjamin Hughes
these threads are never funny because the fans of this shit re never talkig to girls
Anthony Green
Hooo BABY!
Saved and archived!
Eli Powell
this pretentious shit again
Gabriel Morris
First Officer Mari reporting for duty! SHINY!~
Ayden Ortiz
James Lopez
most of the porn isnt even real. it is drawings
Luke Richardson
Nearly everyone on DS9 was a Shakespearian actor. The acting was a little nail on head at times.
Alexander Sanchez
"STAY COMFY, GATES" IN THIS THREAD.
Bentley Adams
These days, Nicole de Boer looks like that aunt you have, you know the one. The one who your uncle ditched for some 22 year old bottle blonde bimbo with fake tits. And she's desperate to prove to herself that she's still attractive and desirable and she shows up to your cousin's wedding when you were 16 and she's completely shitfaced in a dress that is super inappropriate. She sneaks booze to all the underage kids there to show that she's cool, and tries to dance all sexy-like but it's just embarrassing, but the rest of your family are all borderline alcoholics so they don't really do anything to stop her. And then she grabs you, pulls you into the bathroom and does handstuff with you in the bathroom and you're still not sure how you feel about that because on one hand, it it was kinky as fuck and made you feel like a stud, but on the other, she was so fucked up and she was crying and it was your first sexual experience and that was your mom's sister for Christ's sake! And you still get weird fucking flashbacks to it when you're with your girlfriend, even after all these years and even though she's supportive, you can never really tell her what's going on, because she'd never look at you the same after that.
Benjamin Rogers
STOBBIT! She HATES that pic!
Christian Lewis
That's my cum canvas
Aiden Reyes
Bentley Ortiz
The water nymph transformed herself to ensnare trekkies.
Dylan Morgan
Why is she always in the bathroom?
Thomas Collins
Trek Noir
Charles King
But little did they realise that she was, A MAN ALL ALONG!
Nathaniel Howard
You people ruined Star Trek threads.
Blake Nelson
I was only being a little creepy as a joke. I never meant for things to get this creepy.
Thomas Kelly
But, much to her shock, this made her MORE attractive to the trekkies!
Juan Wood
Have sex, caveman.
Jaxon Thomas
Eventually her fame became too great and many trekkies developed an unhealthy obsession with her.
Matthew Cook
We know it's you posting your pictures BF. Please stop.
Nathan Watson
Her fame amongst trekkies even get her onto the silver screen, much to everyones shock.
Elijah Smith
BF is old news. I only hate fap to VF now.
Kayden Lopez
Eventually the power she held within /trek/ began to scare even herself and so she enlisted the help of en effeminate janny known as VF.
Connor Williams
tfw my 5'10 cyber gf dominates 5'4 hologram me
Hunter Barnes
Sissy hands McManlet is at it again
Robert Cruz
These being the words of Gul Dukat: When I was a Prefect, I defended /trek/. As leader of the Cardassian Union, I shall not abandon it. I give sincere thanks to Bashirfaggot, who has generously presented me with the most promising theme imaginable. I address you directly, BF. Please listen, as if you were sober and intelligent, and not a attention-addicted, sex-addled e-thot.
You are certainly not without accomplishments: it is a rare woman who can boast of becoming a meme before even coming of age. You have brought upon us trolling, doxxing and tripfags. You are /trek/‘s Helen of Troy. But then a woman's role has always suited you best.
Dominic Rodriguez
But even he, powerful as he was, could do little to quell the obsession of her fans.
Brody Edwards
As nothing could be done to stem the tide of 'love', /trek/ began to wither and die.
The real question is, who is at fault here?
Is it the tripfag or the fans?
I will let you decide.
Now I must flee, before the jannies do smite me!
William Moore
obsessed
Anthony Long
Call me cancer but I just want to see the tripfags compete for attention by posting ass pics.
Isaiah Reyes
A fitting image for a shit story to be honest.
This is entirely too self aware.
Logan Gutierrez
/trek/ is still cancer i see. brb in 3 months, maybe you guys will stop being aids.
Ayden Bennett
Not a chance.
Joseph Nguyen
/trek/ hasn't changed in 2 years, what makes you think it will be better in 3 months?
Henry White
Is that it?
Aiden Parker
All I want is a place to talk about Klingon dick ridges and OTPs. God damn you all.
Leo Watson
Is what it?
Sebastian Parker
What happens next? Tranny on tranny pegging?
Carter Cook
Apparently this is the ending
Evan Sanders
Adrian Price
THE DAL'ROK!!!!
Liam Nelson
No no, not Dal'rok, it's Trip'Fag.
Cooper Reyes
Why is xir neck so huge?
Mason Sanchez
It's a manly neck, innit?
Carter Cook
Not until grug stops spamming
Isaac Allen
Or a thyroid problem
Brandon Anderson
I'd post that BF/VF fapfic but I'll probably get banned again. I seem to get banned for /trek/ wayyyy more often than anything else.
Nicholas Clark
>hyperthyroidism
That would actually explain the patchy hair loss you see in some images of her, and the mood swings.
Samuel Cooper
>same time next week?
Colton Flores
What do you think xir butthole smells like? I like to imagine a slightly fruity/nutty smell but I feel like in reality it's probably a heavy spicy scent from a standard eastern European diet of paprika and forcemeat.
Wyatt Mitchell
>you were right to paint them in their show accurate colors!
Seriously though, if some user has the original screencaps that would be boss
Nathaniel Walker
How does it end?
Nathaniel Phillips
>safety protocols off
Ryder Bell
What is the worst job in Starfleet?
Jose Hill
Holodeck mopper.
Kevin Young
Bashirfag handler.
Austin Thomas
Some would say the ships cook, but it has it's advantages ;)
Jayden Brown
Filing TPS reports
Julian Garcia
I can't enjoy futurama anymore after watching star trek. I never realized how much of it was just wholesale ripped off.
Chase Powell
>ripped off
brainlet
Elijah Roberts
Just search the archive for "chocolate starfish"
Kevin Young
Who the fuck is Tiny Ron? And why would they use that name?
Joshua Barnes
James Gutierrez
>Did somebody say cake?
Gabriel Hall
Calling futurama a parody of star trek when star trek had it's own comedic episodes is dumb.
Besides, 'Roswell that ends well' is a rip-off of 'little green men'.
Camden Scott
It's all Mulgrew can do to keep from turning that knife on her castmates then herself.
Xavier Gonzalez
Roxanne dawson, robert picardo and Ethan Philips sure are lucky to be eating cake with janeway and her crew.
Justin Phillips
What would have been more likely? The voyager cast killing each other or the voyager cast killing the producers and writers?
Adrian Collins
Ethan looks like a homeless person that was hanging around the lot
Leo Powell
Voyager was the fun set, Sirtis once asked Dorn "Who died" when she visited DS9.
Austin Walker
Not the cast, just Mulgrew.
Ryan Wood
But Kate hated every one of them
Oliver Howard
>Voyager was the fun set,
No, no, no, no, no.
The bullying was so bad that they even cry about it at conventions.
Cameron Edwards
Ds9 was srs bsns on set but there wasn't much real drama. Voyager had drama.
Nathan Ramirez
What are some episodes about minor disagreements that are later exaggerated?
Gavin Phillips
>Avery Brooks accidentally hit Marc Alaimo for real while filming the final confrontation between Sisko and Dukat. Alaimo had to take several days off after the incident. Brooks, however, was scheduled to leave town almost immediately after shooting had finished, and was unable to wait for Alaimo's return. As such, for some of their scenes in the Fire Caves, the two actors were shot on separate days, with Brooks shooting when Alaimo wasn't present and vice versa.
Translation: Alaimo called Brooks a nigger and they didn't shoot the rest of their scenes together.
Liam Johnson
You should get yourself tested if you can't see how fake those smiles are.
Levi James
Power to the people
We don't want it
We want pleasure
And the Yea Forums try to rape us
And I guess that they're succeeding
And we're going to these meetings
But we're not doing any meeting
And we're trying to be faithful, but we're
Cheating, cheating, cheating
I'm the hero of the story
Don't need to be saved
I'm the hero of the story
Don't need to be saved
Carson Murphy
While speaking with Scott Bakula during a panel at DragonCon 2010, Garrett Wang recalled that – during production of the final scene of "Endgame" (and of the series) – Kate Mulgrew was in a bad mood, which set the tone for all the actors on the set and made the entire cast's energy level go down.
Lucas Gutierrez
David Bailey
Holy shit, he really did do nothing wrong.
Ian Collins
Nicholas Stewart
I'm gonna need a source on this
Charles Cook
sauce
Blake Lewis
Your mother.
Angel Jenkins
i wish that was my mommy
Jackson Gray
sure is the fate of all things on Yea Forums
Noah Hall
Cameron Stewart
is bash banned again?
Grayson Bailey
Is there a DS9 version of this for Sisko's chimpouts?
Andrew Collins
Jackson Cooper
You're free to make it yourself, assuming that you're capable of making anything at all.
Brayden Phillips
Gabriel Robinson
There was an user making one but he probably got busy or died
Owen Clark
Bentley Rogers
fes
Charles Bailey
>and then I told that racist off and got a bunch of (You)'s!
Tyler Walker
Bashirfag is fugly. What is wrong with you faggots.
Oliver Allen
Why do you come to Star Trek threads to post /pol/shit?
Brayden Ross
Cameron Rogers
Adrian Hughes
Benjamins, Emissary of the Profits
Easton Rivera
you lessen these threads
Luke Phillips
bashfag is in rbmk too
Nicholas Gray
Why do you come to 4channel to clutch pearls?
Ryan Morris
Adrian Butler
I lessoned your mom last night
Nathaniel Flores
>poster: two Klingon ships vs. one Starfleet
>movie: two Starfleet ships vs. one Klingon
that's some bullshit
Joshua Morris
They didn't want to spoil it. Surprise!
Juan Lopez
Bentley Wright
I liked that you shopped in boss from Scrubs
Connor Harris
>Is it the tripfag or the fans?
it's discovery unironically. too long has /trek/ been cast with a dry spell and the orville won't come really close to what was or what could be.
i hope picard show goes beyond that stupid teaser with the poo in loo...to save /trek/ from it's misery
Tyler Baker
Daniel Green
Friendly reminder that Data is a computer, nothing more. No divine spark, no empathy, no consciousness. Just wires and microchips, nuts and bolts.
James Price
Remember when this was was as bad as it got?
Bentley Butler
i laughed loud at that, good show, igorne the other idiot.
Lincoln Watson
So will they be in the Picard show or not?
Jordan Morgan
you offer nothing but disappointment and sadness
Gabriel Kelly
Frakes will because he has no shame. Spiner hates Star Trek and Burton probably costs too much.
Benjamin Sullivan
Level Burton appears in random sitcoms whenever they ask him.
Jaxon White
was it in context to the writers episode, did he call him nigger there? i forgot, or was it offhand or something?
Justin Cruz
[ Popeye the sailor man ]
>He's jimmy, the two times guy
>He likes to chat & get high
>He's losing his job but somehow he'll get by
>He's Jimmy the two times guy
Isaac Bennett
About to finish voyager. Should I watch enterprise?
Hudson Campbell
>Should I watch enterprise?
I wish I could watch it for the first time.
Camden Morris
What has Levar even done lately? Last i saw he did a Kickstarter for a Reading Rainbow app or some shit.
Josiah Martin
>tfw i started the lyrics posting
>it caught on
fuck im based
Jason Fisher
Rank the Regulars!
Piss & Shit
Bashirfaggot
Jimmy 2x
Brightseid
Anti-DS9-guy
MentalCrash
Valley Forge
Dukat-did-nothing-wrong-guys (It's a two-man-team)
Sexual-Organs-guy
Collage-Colin.
Blando
"You are dismissed."-fag
Tilly-poster
229
Neelix-sexual-predator-poster
Selar-fag
Fake Selar-fag
Fake Fake Selar-fag
Grainy-poster
Promenade-poster
Hasperat-poster
Ro-fag
dubsminion-guy
Pretty fag
Brody Harris
Yes. Single most underrated Star Trek.
Justin Hill
Not even the hottest namefag.
Luke Johnson
You can talk to me and my dog whenever you want.
Kevin Perry
You mere mortal, it is child's play for me to take your Q Pepe.
Gavin Jones
>Rank the Regulars!
but you already ranked them properly in your post
a lot of these arent even regulars anymore
Gavin Gutierrez
this kind of niggertry is why i stopped coming here
Gavin Carter
>this kind of niggertry is why i stopped coming here
Jordan Scott
>didn’t add Forbidden Planet fag
Jason White
Henry Garcia
>frogposter
>cancerous lyricsposting
Yep it checks out
Julian Hall
Show me your first lyrics post, and I'll show you one of mine which predates it.
Landon Rivera
it all started with a little faith of the heart posting
i started that
then i changed the lyrics to that
i wrote faith of dukat even though dukautists are annoying as fuck. i also created the term "dukautist"
i dont get track of my posts im not an actual giant loser i just play one on Yea Forums
Jayden Murphy
>tfw i started the lyrics posting
Wrong.
Daniel Green
no i did you just mad you have had no actual influence on /trek/ even though you spend more time here than i do nowadays
Easton Reyes
>i dont get track of my posts
Yes you do. I know you do. If I saw you in real life I would break your hands so you could never post again
Ian Young
i you saw me in real life you wouldnt do jack shit.
Elijah Young
>i wrote faith of dukat
That was literally the worst lyric spam in /trek/ history. Congratulations, you suck.
Anthony Lopez
Everything you said is wrong.
Tyler Reyes
If I knew it was you I would. No hesitation.
Jonathan Sanders
that was the point i hate you /trek/ faggots i just come here to shit it up.
i wish you would try.
Jayden Torres
I wish you would give me a chance.
Ryan Harris
So... Captain Archer is a mass murderer, right?
In the episode The Crossing, non-corporeal beings are trying to save themselves from their dying ship by taking over the bodies of the enterprise crew, but they don't cause any harm whatsoever, and at the end Archer destroys their ship, which contained hundreds of those beings, nearly all of which were entirely innocent and hadn't even touched a member of the crew.
I mean, he didn't even entertain the idea of communicating with them. Just straight up slaughtered hundreds of sentient beings without a second thought.
Ryan Smith
That's not song lyrics, that's spam. The Vic Fontaine poster is the first lyrics poster. Kill yourself, irrelevant retard.
Grayson Watson
you will never get this
Bentley Ortiz
Because you are a pussy
Chase Thompson
Why is everyone flexing tonight?
Bentley Clark
>The Vic Fontaine poster is the first lyrics poster
no he wasnt lol i wont kill myself
as a matter of fact i will keep myself healthy and happy and outlive you :^)
Ethan Richardson
>The Vic Fontaine poster
Drunk Bashir and O'Brien predates Vic-posting.
Connor Perry
>two people arguing
Sebastian Gutierrez
>"I am a Membrane of Malice™ discarded here by a race of pre-Roman deities."
Chase Sullivan
They were forcibly and permanently trying to inhabit the crew's bodies. They weren't open to negotiations.
Christian Young
Holy shit you're a cringe motherfucker.
At 2am in a star trek thread on Yea Forums you're replying to posters who tell you to kill yourself because of how cringe you are. In the social pecking order of a Trek general you're literally the one at the bottom whom everyone else sincerely and unironically hopes will kill himself.
Outstandingly cringe.
Logan Jones
Am I the only one who got 80s hair metal vibes from this mook?
Asher Reed
why should i care what you faggots think? i literally just come here to shit on you autists and you get upset
it works every time and i love it
>pecking order
wtf are you even on about? you sound autistic as shit
Xavier Powell
More like Gene "Rot'n'bury"
Xavier Ross
have sex
William Adams
We can both agree the retard who used to samefag the cringe ass boomer theme song to bump a thread isn't the one who started lyric posting.
Evan Price
You sound mad as shit kek fuck off and die
Ryan Jackson
Yeah he was though.
Nolan Sanchez
That's not lyrics that's shouting six or seven words in all caps.
Chase Reyes
>anons out of nowhere start defending me
you fags are alright sometimes
Levi Martin
go be autistic in /alita/ pls
Aiden Reyes
dude you should like kill yourself lol
Juan Gomez
Shit and posting, shit and posting
Go together like /trek/ and boasting
This I tell you brother
You can't have one without the other
Hudson Walker
I just want friends
Carson Young
It's either VF or BF who is continuously, unendingly ragey and spastic. A complete, unadulterated life failure even amongst life failures which is a feat.
David Lewis
>gets so butthurt he starts samefagging
based cringelord doubling down on the cringe
go ahead make a webm again showing me how easy it to samefag
Juan Rogers
At least MentalCrash is an artist. I really like her work.
Isaiah Lewis
That webm is Forbidden on this Planet.
Thomas Ortiz
MentalCrash sucks at drawing
Joshua Hall
>how easy it to samefag
Luke Perry
eer, no? I'm thinking of having her do a commission.
Adam James
John Hall
more meme your core?
Leo Harris
Yeah I kind of feel bad for calling her a kike, but she kept shilling her artwork here and avatarfagging.
Zachary Price
dude you are arguing with the most based poster in /trek/ history (me)
Adrian Collins
Blake Moore
Stop crying. Start killing yourself.
Nathaniel Rogers
>.gif
Landon Watson
She seems kinda fragile. Bullying her is pretty mean.
Jacob Martin
yeah
Grayson Howard
A .gif from the year 1996.
Owen Wright
you sound like such a fucking faggot lol
Michael Diaz
She had good OC. I would take her over the mentally ill spammer anyday. This was before this insane person found this website
Matthew Nelson
whatever
Henry Roberts
>the mentally ill spammer
Who's that?
Lincoln White
@66
u r gay
Julian Rodriguez
Mentalcrash is a regular on /rbmk/ now but that thread dies in 2 weeks. She says she doesn't watch the new trek
Joshua Williams
>where this thread ended up
Easton Watson
I like mental crash too. too bad she left
Camden Cox
why is /trek/ full of trannies and soibois?
Dominic Hall
Oliver Smith
>She says she doesn't watch the new trek
No one does. This thread shouldn't even exist. No one discusses Star Trek anymore especially because of the spammer
Luke White
Is trekkie229 still around? He used to post some pretty funny stuff.
Dominic Powell
>mentalcrash is good at drawi-
Jose Ross
Discovery? It's kinda cool
Ryan Brooks
Fuck: Bashirfaggot
Marry: Valley Forge
Kill: MentalCrash
Carter Ortiz
i like to watch star trek on the televisionp
Owen Flores
At least MC is an actual girl
Eli Peterson
I can agree with this.
Jeremiah Rivera
See what I mean?
Samuel Bell
what is Q even doing
Jayden Williams
>At least MC is an actual girl
Christian Morales
>I like Star Trek cus it's cool
>Star Trek roasties make me drool.
>I take screenshots, .webms too
>Cus I want to fap to you!
>Milky titties Yar and Troi
>Also Janeway, queen of VOY
>Blood and Cum and shit & piss
>not one episode I miss!
>HURRAAAAAAH TITTIES!
Liam Martinez
based
Austin Taylor
Fuck Valley Forge
Fuck Bashirfaggot
Fuck Mental Crash
and most of all
Fuck /trek/.
Connor Diaz
he hurt kittens there
Jason Harris
Samuel Richardson
>I like Star Trek cus it's cool
>Star Trek twinks give me grool.
>I read doujins, fanfics too
>Cus I want to schlick to you!
>Plump man-titties and young boys
>Also Garak, king of S O Y
>Spit and cum and wetly kiss
>not one innuendo missed!
>HURRAH HOMOS!
Evan Hughes
unironically based and redpilled
Gavin Cooper
post that pic of bashfag getting her pissflaps munched.
Austin Carter
Parker Baker
I have no reason to believe that Valley Forge and Bashirfaggot aren't the same at this point in time.
Nathaniel Turner
based and /trek/pilled
cringe and retarded
honor thy fags
Jayden Morales
pls don't hurt more people
Jayden Brooks
based
and fuck faggot niggers too
Jace Taylor
>CAPT’N! The reflux indicators are off the charts and the traction coils are all shot to hell and the transfusion receptors are acting up and the nacelle oscillators are all over the place and the metagenic bio-filters are all in pieces and the subspace inhibitor’s got sparks flying out of it and the transporter buffers are off line and the photon infuser is not responding and hull polarity is at 9% and the trilithium pods are unstable and the axionic transwarp carrier is down for the count and the magnesite-nitron grappler is about to blow and if we don’t get the electroplasmic buffers up and running, there’s no telling how long she’ll hold!
Sebastian Anderson
>he doesn't listen to them have phone sex in the discord voice chat every night
Oliver Campbell
Colton Cox
bash closed the discord over a fight with valleyforge.
Brandon Cruz
Based fat ass Bill
youtube.com
Gavin Green
>and most of all fuck /trek/
Based. Based. Based. Just so very Based.
Hunter Nguyen
Luis Reed
be funny. /trek now is just sad
Daniel Watson
Rare pic of VF desperately trying to bring down the general and failing.
Charles Garcia
>WE ARE STAR TREK, YES IT'S TRUE
>TREKKIE POSTERS ME AND YOU
>ALL DAY LONG WE SHIT AND MEME
>TILL THE JANNIES INTERVENE
>GOOOOOOOOOO /TREK/!!!
Luis Rivera
This shit right here nigger
This shit right right here nigger
This shit is based
Camden Foster
Star Trek: Dimensions (2020)
Follow Captain Biff Rudiger and the brave crew of the USS Dauntless as they explore the galaxy, facing great challenges and incredible new lifeforms.
S01E01 (2020)
The Dauntless is on a mission to explore an uncharted star cluster in the Higgs expance when all of a sudden they receive an emergency distress-call from a Romulan bird of prey. On board is ambassador Martek and he has news that might have dire consequences for the entire quadrant.
Charles Collins
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Easton Carter
>everyone I don't like is VF
based schizo
Jose Baker
come on you guys please stop calling me based other anons are getting jealous, you know how they get.
Caleb Johnson
he writes hurtful posts
Carter Powell
based
Christian Robinson
So would Bateson have been around during the 1701-C era?
Kayden Campbell
Dare I?
Christopher Fisher
if you must
Daniel Reyes
kys schizo
Jayden Gonzalez
Was the Traveler an insert for Podesta?
Gabriel Martin
Benjamin Sanders
Based
Leo Thompson
how do they pee and showerr?
Elijah Moore
>that queer who keeps posting about star trek
Sebastian Jenkins
Imagine spending this much money for a Frakes autograph.
Jack Carter
no u
Carter Butler
Frakes vs. Kobayashi
who wins?
Wyatt Myers
Imagine getting that much for your signature
Julian Green
>This thread shouldn't even exist.
imagine typing this
Luis Morris
he is dumb maybe he is a slav
Landon Brown
What I find crazy, Dawson is only 3 years younger than Mulgrew.
Jordan Butler
Yeah it's a shame it didn't get a full run. That theme song and final episode though, oof.