The real reason to go see Godzilla... Critics BTFO. Capeshit BTFO

why is it always a white man

Is that Thomas Jane?

I'm gonna pretend you a man. A very beautiful man with a great body that I'd like to take to the movies.

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Jokes on you, I already saw it. And I’m going o see it again in 3D tonight!

Zhang Mommy Mommy is still alive? I thought she became a Dubai potty whore.

PERFECT BODY.

Jesus christ.

I thought she looked familiar

10/10 would build her a nice home

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is this true?

All Asian broads are 100% interchangeable. They all look exactly the same and have zero sex appeal. Insectoids are fucking gross.

She's there as the granddaughter (and twin) of the OG Mothra priestesses.

She shows her pussy in this?

What a fantastic body

What’s it like being gay user?

Honestly any Asian gril is a gud enuff reason 4 me to see a movie

BLEACHED

>Zhang Ziyi
>Born: 9 February 1979 (age 40 years)
>40 years old!
>Looks mid to late 20s
Fuck my weak ass Western genes.

No way she's 40 holy shit

Christ, I think I've got yellow fever now, and I'm the one that made this goddamn thread.

She's fucking gorgeous, yall.

cute boy

Me in the back working r/AsianMasculinity into a frenzy

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>strategically placed Evian bottle
What did he mean by this?

Oh my god... this is so incredible.

Absolutely BASED

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>reason
>singular
>not plural

I want to bury my tongue in that asshole!

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>mfw I'm in Beijing right now enjoying a constant stream of fresh pussy

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>watching for a woman

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>tfw you're too fat to even get a mediocre slut in China

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I want a gf

ABSOLUTE /ourguy/

orly

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plowed so many chinese girls back in college. They all told me they went abroad to get away from parents and let loose

literally not a woman's body

LMAO hapas on fucking suicide watch

>*bbc posting intensifies*

imagine getting kicked in the face by her

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lmao what an ugly deformed retard

Literally cheeky.

I wish I was attractive

He's a Jew.

the trick is to go to china where if you're white and not fat you are by default attractive

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SEETHING

Gooks are hideous.

White men and asian women belong together. Out of this degenerate world in decline, the Eurasian offspring will subdue the world under their boot and march us to the stars.

she's the most expensive whore in china iirc

Tits are too small.

Is that Bear Grills?

Imagine the smell

that is what's giving me the boner

>that ass
>that shit eating grin in the first frame

LMAO, based WMAF brap sniffer

Fuck she looks exactly the same as she did in rush hour 2. Chinks dont age

Was she in that flying daggers movie?

She is the girl from the flying daggers movie, Christ she hasn’t aged a day.

Yes, that's my favorite movie from her, but also Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Hero, and Memoirs of A Geisha

Living the fucking dream bros. Legend.

>shit eating grin
Oh you

>white
She was engaged to an Israeli-American

wasnt she caught being a high class escort over in China?

I thought that was Bing Bing

He was talking about the dude ;)

abcnews.go.com/Blotter/paper-movie-star-allegedly-made-million-night-hooker/story?id=16461042

Yes. She made literally hundreds of millions of dollars whoring herself out to billionaires, and then had most of it confiscated by the government for tax evasion.

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Flying Daggers was so kino, loved the scene where her and the one guy who’s in love with her are in the forest and he tries to make a move and kiss her but totally misses and pretty much goes over her eye.

If I were rich, I'd pay it.

>$110 million dollars in 4 years
>$1million a night
Holy fucking shit I wish I were a millionaire.

Asians who don’t have absolute shit genes or worked since they were 5 usually age slow, 50-60 is when that asian grandma with perm hair starts creeping up. Shit, my mom is 63 but she looks late 40’s and she doesn’t really try. A wealthy asian actress can easily squeeze 10 more years of youth looks out of her body vs regular asians

Go have another tub of ice cream

why would you cast a chinese woman in an american made film about a japanese monster?

like americans know the difference between Chinks and Japs

what the fuck? I thought this was a chinese dude in a dress

Whats the damn difference they are all gooks to me.

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I once had a girl at an Asian massage parlor who was unusually model-pretty compared to the usual types of girls that work there. She looked like pic related and let me massage her for a while. Her skin was so perfect. I've never had as good an experience since.

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arr rook the same

You can fuck hotter women in HK for thirty quid my boys.

I went to hawaii and had a lapdance by an asian woman once. She looked very much like that too, so I'm guess Polynessian/asian type. Anyway, she gave me an extra long lap dance and took my hands letting me touch her all over. It was fairly recent after a breakup I had so it was really great

I once fucked a Chinese-Malaysian Miss Malaysia contestant in a little apartment room in the city I live. She was working as a hooker on the side while she was studying.

I forgot she was in this and was surprised how damn young she still looks when I did.

Couching Tiger came out thirty years ago.

How do they do it?

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that movie made her my one true waifu. Then watching Road To Home make me just want to marry this woman

Shes old enuf to be my MOMMY GIMME MILKIES NOW NOW NOW

Didn't know who she was but she made the movie, white actresses are all the same these days it's nice to have someone half confident on screen filling a female role

I've missed seeing her on the big screen. I'm tempering my expectations of the movie though.
2046 is essential ZZY kino

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She's 40 years old BTW. Based Asian genes.

>2046
I think this is the only Ziyi movie I have not seen. My faves are
>The Road Home
>Hero
>Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
>House of Flying Daggers
>Memoirs of a Geisha
>The Crossing 1/2
>The Grandmaster
too a less extent
>Forever Entrhalled

autistically thorough skin care regiment

2046 is the same director as Grandmaster, and follows the same character from In the Mood for Love. I need to watch The Crossing.

Why didn’t you toss her some cash and fuck her?