Friday night

Bro, you just posted cringe!

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Where do you expect me to be?
honest question, I do not like to go to bars and I don't have a girlfriend to hang out with.

its saturday afternoon but i was here last night anyway and its because im a faggot

Contributing positively to Yea Forums.

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Nice memes guys. If being with someone you care about and who you want to share your life with makes me a "cuck", then so be it. I do honestly enjoy the memes btw, so keep them coming

>muh art
gay

I shitpost the same memes over and over at the /RBMK/ generals.

I got so fat I grew out of my clothes and don't want to buy new ones. I'd rather sit in my boxers and phonepost

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I had a party and played d&d last night

Gay

That's pretty swell. D&D is a great game but I feel that it has been entirely hijacked by normies at this point

Did you Dungeon Master? I'd like to know details about your adventure/campaign.

I'm sitting at home watching JAVs.
I'm also unemployed (never had a job) and I'm a kissless touchless virgin. I also don't have or ever had any friends.
and living with parents and I'm 29
where else should I be?

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I can be your sofa tonight

>I-It's just a meme, I swear!

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>I’m going to the gym
90s born queers were a mistake

to post off topic pics of cute girls

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>She insists
Cuck

A loving relationship is a meme now? No wonder we are so doomed to destruction

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because these are the women i attract

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you should go back tourist

Highly based post

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shut up you normalfag nigger
I live here

>loving relationship

You should listen to the other posters, son. She's has a bull big league.

Jerking off to sophie turner's pics and shitposting
Probably watching Chernobyl later or playing some rimworld.
Like and sub.

Honestly, I'd rather be happy and be a "brainlet" than be socially inept and angry at everything. It's seriously not healthy to always be angry at everything. It's also not very Christian...

>10 pounds of make up caked on
>Takes the BBC every night
>Whores herself out on social media

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one only needs to see your posts tourist. you outed yourself zoomer nigger.

rape your father to assert dominance

There is truly no escape is there?

>It's seriously not healthy to always be angry at everything.

Why else do you think I SEETHE at everything, you boomer? It's so I can get off this earth faster.

sorry faggot not every white girl takes bbc like in your fantasy

>Chernobyl

user, I...

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>SEETHE
>boomer
newfag nigger

>the wife
why do normies always say this

You are mistaken you are here with me

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Movie doesn't start for a couple hours, OP.

>White knighting for a cosplayer thot who will never talk to you

FRAUDS YYYYYYY NIHGHHTD

>normies
you're one of them faggot

Learn the ways of the buddha and become a hermit. Far more constructive in my opinion.

What do you want me to call her? What's the acceptable zoomer term for the person that I am properly married to legally

>Learn the ways of the buddha and become a hermit. Far more constructive in my opinion.

I've been a hermit for the past two decades.

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I did, it was with two friends players. Basically the players were investigating a town under a sea witch's domination curse, but managed to burned down the local temple (who were evil at the time), kidnapped one of the acolytes, and executed their wizard companion after he got knocked out. This meant he wasn't there to protect them during the final fight, and they barely survived after rolling a fireball on a wand of wonder for the final kill.

This session was mostly them dealing with the town folk, and planning to depose the mayor and take over the town entirely (their idea). I role-played him as grateful, but suspicious of the players, and had people ready to protect him. But the players never really attacked him and just paid of his guards to work for them instead. They also went to a big city to sell their loot and get items identified, but didn't stay long when they saw how strict it was on criminals.

I felt a little bad though, because they didn't really do anything as "epic" as last session. But they ignored all my plot hooks so they could hire worker to run their inn/hideout, so there wasn't much I could do.

Oh that's alright, i'm not american nor interested in political commentary implied or otherwise just want to watch people deal with a shitty situation while i fall into a drunken stupor.

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Fucked my foot up at work, can't put weight on it or nothing.

Then you are half way there it seems. You must have already renounced a lot of worldly attachments. Continue on that path.

>nor interested in political commentary implied

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My date flaked on me

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Based Buddha poster. I'm so happy owning nothing in my life and spending all my free, non-working time on this awful website!

It happens, just don't get discouraged user

What kinds of bags and lotion do you fancy user?

No shit faggott. Growing out of the blackpills takes years

Unless it's the redpill. In that case, there's no going back.

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Actually she said she was on her way. I stood up to her and called her out. Wish me luck anons. This is for us all.

I go where I want when I want. Fuck off.

Invited my entire office to go see Godzilla. Nobody wanted to go with me :(

Also, blacks disturbing the movies, why is this always a thing?

Sarcasm is not the way of the buddha. If you genuinely believe this then you are not on the right path or even living a life of the middle way. If you cannot enjoy the shitposting on this site simply as a mere distraction nor see it as such, you are farther from reaching truth than you even can wrap your mind around it, or comprehend

As an aside, please read what attachment and suffering is all about and how it applies to ordinary life, if you are at all truly interested in Buddhism. The Four Noble Truths and Eightfold Path are subjects that are far too vast to discuss in a Yea Forums shitpost

What did her boobs feel like? Don't say bags of sand

all zoomers are retarded poofs

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>:(
I can take a guess you feminine faggot fuck.

Wow what a meanie ;(

>Fantasizing about white girls getting fucked by niggers
You should be castrated

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My wife has fake tits which she got a couple of years ago. They look nice, but I've never been much of a titsguy

Cool

Seriously? Post ass and I will show you my superior wang.

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Look at this fucking normalfaggot shitstain advocating buddhism and isolation from the world while he fucks his wife. Kill yourself, sincerely.

Kill yourself faggot scum

>t.$0Y boys

I’m watching wake in fright !

Holy shit look at these two low testosterone faggots attacking someone for pumping iron lmaaoo

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>Holy shit
>lmaaoo
they were right

Nice samefag, only thing gayer than being a gymcel is bringing your fucking girlfriend. What a faggot move.

Not advocating isolationism, buddhism isn't even about isolationism. Not sure how you equated those two thoughts. Buddhism is strictly a philosophy of accepting truth and reality and living by it.
For some people being hermits is beneficial, but of course most people don't fall under that category. It really only comes down to what people want or expect out of life

Being a hermit is literally isolating yourself from society you fucking ape. Look at you going on about buddhism while you indulge in the material. Fucking normalnigger hypocrite fuck., I hate you all so much.

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circumsized niggas are gay., Prove me wrong.

>cute girls
Well are you going to post any?