List of worst videogame movies

>List of worst videogame movies
>Has "Super Mario Bros" on it
Why does this always happen? It's really not bad.

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It's really bad

I was like 12 when this came out and it was playing at a dollar theater within walking distance of my house. I went and saw it six or seven times. I liked being the only person there.

It's terrible but an interesting curio at the same time. Double Dragon is more entertaining and colorful

Could you tell me why? All the arguments I see against this film is that it isn't accurate to the video games, to which I have to ask: What the fuck did you expect? Did you think it would be two hours of an autist going "WAHOO" while jumping on turtles?

>It's terrible
It's really not

Pleb filter, I believe this unironically.

It's better than the game tbqh

Watch this scene tell me it ain't kino

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Imagine being told to make a fucking feature film out of Super Mario in 1992. It's a miracle they did that well.

Name 3 good video game movies right fucking now

Didn't like it too much as a kid, but it aged like fine wine for me. Surprisingly decent video game kino.

The cast is good and there are interesting ideas, but overall poorly executed and dull desu

Goldeneye is the only good video game movie.

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Mortal Kombat (1995) and Silent Hill (2006) are the only two good videogame movies, so beyond that everything else is terrible.

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Resident Evil could have been good if it focused on actual RE characters.

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I think if it wasnt called super mario it unironically would have been a cheesy 90s hit like the fifth element. I love the movie but it really shouldnt have been an adaptation

Lara Croft
Silent Hill
Warcraft

You either need to make an adaption more sensible easier to digest, or for it to stay true to the source material.
Mario does neither.

You're silly, but I'll allow it.

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You just gotta believe Mario

I'll allow Tomb Raider (2001) too.

Marios gf was fine af looks like the porn star dylan ryder

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Sir Bob Hoskins deserved better.

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Kino

Oh, no, it IS awful. Its fucking terrible. But I fucking love it and I'll fight anyone of you fucks whos got something bad to say about it. Unless you're just gonna say it sucks, because I agree with that.

It's a total trainwreck of an adaptation that was shit on by everyone who made it so it's automatically classified as trash by generic lists. If you actually watch it it's just a painfully average movie, but considering what they had to work with it becomes a really interesting attempt. And even with the actors phoning it in they still outact almost every other video game adaptation for the next decade because even at their worst they were amazing at their job. It's something special.

I fucking loved it as a kid and I still do. It's great. People who hate on it are autists who don't know what fun is

Just watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit instead.

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I agree. Silent Hill Revelations was much much worse and deserves the title.

you mean the whole movie? Yes its great

Listen,
I unironically like Roger Corman's "The Fantastic Four" (1994). Even I know the Super Mario Bros movie is grabage.

Because you have pleb taste

its pleb filter at its finest. the movie is great as a fan of the games I loved the references and the new idea of the whole world. a lot of people just band wagoned saying its bad because people told them its bad.

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Resident Evil 1 and 2
Silent Hill
Detective Pikachu
The Last of Us

It outs itself as a kiddy movie at a few points so any self respecting critic shits on it.

it is a disjointed sloppy kids film. One example that sticks in my head. The mario bros escape the police station after being interviewed by koopa. Cut to koopa in a mud bath being told this. Koopa was just there. Im sure if I dug I could find more inconsistencies and hiccups in the film, but just isn't strong.

This. Never understood why people hated it.

this looks great, whats wrong with boomers?