What am i in for?

What am i in for?

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weebshit

*AHEM*

>7 samurai
>there's only 6

yohei crying all the god damn time

less than 7 samurai

long fucking movie, watch Hari Kari.

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A worse Star Wars.

A good movie, but a long movie.

Theory

Yes he is not a samurai but he had been a peasant levy or Ashikaga in the past. He knew how to use weapons and was not fazed by combat

Mifune's long-ass sword was based

Japanese kino

boring black and white

Jesus christ it's only 3 and a half hours, are you literally children?

it's long somewhat boring and worse than Hari Kari in fucking literally every way.

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Overcompensating

kino
simple as

Absolute beauty

3 and a half hours of pure, distilled K I N O

One thing i do like about this is the "heroes" led, plan, organize, inspire and take part in the fighting but expected the people they were helping to do the fighting too.

KINO with no Peno

One of the greatest movies of all time. Sad that Avengers cape shit is seen by plebs as an heir.

Six samurais and one smooth brained retard.

One of the first movies I asked my current gf to watch with me. Not because I'm a weeb faggot but to see if she would complain and ask to watch disney or some normie shit instead. She didn't like it but didn't complain which is fine by me.

>expected the people they were helping to do the fighting too
It was their village. If they give a shit about it they should be out there defending it, too.

>She didn't like it but didn't complain
Best you could hope for, marry her and have lots of babies. Do it.

The viewer is the 7th samurai

In the Avengers every one watched while the Heros did the work when there we hundreds of police and national guard with the same weapons as Black Widow

And?

A film that captures the entirety of the human spirit.

It's set a bad example to be a lazy fuck watching people do l the work once they have have shown you what to do

They basically rip off my script for "The Seven Samurai chicks and the 47 Loyal Roniko"

Are you having a stroke?

Just watch Battle Beyond the Stars instead

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If you count the girls life pod as the 7th space ship, stupid bitch should have hijacked her dad's battle station

Thinking about it user

Where can I find the dubbed version?

I put it in starting now, Katannas are in storage i will swish around my rapier

bait

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i have the dvd and vhs but i also found it on you tube in two 700 mb files

>a group of people band together to beat the villain
proto capeshit

you're in for a father that finally take the pipepill

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I liked the Magnificent 7 better.

Prepare to watch Magnificent Seven looking for the same story and being mildly disappointed.

Bravo, Kurosawa