Post scenes ITT you wish you could taste

Post scenes ITT you wish you could taste.

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Long story short, my mother heard me cum while I was in the shower once and I did it on purpose. I'm not going to kill anybody with a bow and arrows though.

Imagine a threesome with them

Who does she look like that’s famous

I don't know, but one time when her and my dad went on a vacation I rummaged through their bedroom specifically looking to see if she owned a dildo. I couldn't find one, but she might have just taken it with her if she did own one.

Ever see her naked? How did she react?

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I also wanna know

Jacking off in front of your mom is healthy.

that's pretty hot

Me on the left out of frame waiting to catch the semen on my tongue

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Dan really ruined her

just gotta use your imagination Peter

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I wish kevin was my bf

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I stepped out for a minute. No, I've never seen her naked.

Thank you. I have nothing further.
Your witness,

imagine the flavor

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Post pic of ur mum

I wish I had been Kevin's Dad so I could have beat him/spanked him.

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Kill yourself faggot scum

Kill yourself faggot scum

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>mfw I'm living in China right now and I'm fucking both hot girls that look like Fan Bingbing, milfs that look like Li Bingbing, and twink boys that look like Ezra Miller on the reg.

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Kill yourself faggot scum

Based and yellowpilled

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was on jeopardy

What was on Jeopardy?

I bet Ezra could clean up with Asian women (or gay Asian men) if he wanted to. He's got a handsome hapa look to him like Keanu.

He has, he actually goes to China and Korea a lot for his band so he's probably having a lot of sex with Asians

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kevin

When, was this recently?

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>yu bing bong mai ding dong ching chong yu long

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Is this movie any good? It seems really fucked up

It's legitimate kino. Definitely a Yea Forums essential.

its really good. Swinton is incredible in it.

we need to talk about kevin, it was one todays questions. it was about the book.

Neat, I'm going to watch the episode now. Thanks for the heads up.

Haha, and the question literally right before that was about "Perks of Being A Wallflower"

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Are we supposed to know who those chinks are?

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>back acne
bros how do u get rid of it

You grow up

try taking a shower, retard

Mmm yes. I always wondered what the multi colored stuff tasted like. I can only imagine it was some sort of pudding.

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I wish I could be Ezra's personal asshole wiper except the wipes were my tongue

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what the fuck is this from

Screw that. I wish Ezra would stop wiping so his shit would build up on his ass, and then he'd allow me to eat it after a week or two.

I imagine that the exterior layer of shit would be quite hard and crusty, but it would get softer as I got into the centre.

Ah yes, I can see you're a man of culture as well.

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option 3
>anal

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You just know his asshole is hairy as fuck too, I would rip off the dingleberries attached to each ass hair with my teeth like I was stripping a sprig of parsley.

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that faggot Miller < child actor Kevin

It would be really hot to start feeding him his own shit, after you've remoistened and chewed it for him. And I know that he would be into it, he's such an obvious pig.

...

Keep going, please

fuck off faggots

>bros
go back reddit nigger

GOD I want this so badly you have no idea.
I'm not even normally into scat but if he was into it I would try it, I just love him that much.

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