Who is the best ASMRtist?

Amouranth is

She uses a stethescope and does ASMR with her heartbeat FFS, it is so intimate

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lol nope.

I'm a top patron why the hell would i do that

patreon.com/ASMRNetwork

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I really like those breathing sounds she makes

Dmitri

>virgin ASMR gurl
>chad unintentional asmr

Any good ASMR of a girl sucking air over her teeth like pornstars sometimes do?

I saw a video where Lisa did that.
You're right it's very intimate.

I think it is only popular because the kids who enjoy it get relaxed by the white noise. Probably because they've been raised by devices that constantly want their attention

Stalin.

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daily reminder these videos are not porn

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all the best ones have been deleted

>Watching the ASMR thots
>Not unintentional ASMR or the people who don't actually show themselves on camera and act like they are in a softcore porno

Does this slut have any nudes yet? I'm not giving a red cent to patreon.

deleted for you

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Unironically this. About time someone put these virgins in their place.

unironically end your life if you watch shit like this. you're less than garbage

Absolutely correct, the only one I have found that has perfect soft spoken. Whiperfags can gtfo.

normies out

why u mad nigga, chill

Have sex

you give this bitch $50 a month to take her tits out and whisper into a fucking mic?

soe asmr got some good content

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Gibbi should do a yandre guro asmr

asmraurette was a top-tier qt

I remember her from years ago when ASMR channels first started to be a thing

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Of course. I'm in love with her. I spend my money on what I love

needs more lens licking videos

[esc]reality is my favourite tbqh

I'm pretty sure she has many, her patreon indicates higher tiers get "lewds".

You can find them anywhere though, no need to pay. People leak them.

she was the best, to bad she deleted her channel

She has so much anal porn but I'd rather watch her licking on a mic

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sadly the autist at eightchan scared her off

tfw the whisper stuff from before they even came up with the stupid name is still better than 80% of the popular videos now which seemed to be aimed at people who dont know what porn is

youtube.com/watch?v=_YStu3UDeOg
youtube.com/watch?v=ZvdFrI40asQ
youtube.com/watch?v=TCeptHHosN4

also really don't get anyone who actually watches the vids instead of just listening to them

ASMR is for people who are either too young or too stupid to figure out how to find cam-whore sites where the whores get naked

Where are these girls parents?

she's the biggest fucking cock tease in asmr, why doesnt she mix the two mediums together already

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It sucks when you lose the tingles for a while but it's so awesome when they come back. The shivers down the spine, hair standing on the ends.

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Gentle whispering is my bitch. I love her so much. I've also been watching MaryJLeeee on twitch or YouTube. She does this ear licking thing that's pretty crazy. I'd kill to get a loving handjob from GW as she leans over my face with her breasts and tells me how much she loves me in my ear.

ASMR is NOT sexual. When will you retards get it? It is to help people relax.

Also, Dizzykitten is the patrician's choice.

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can you link the video you're referring to?

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>licking microphones for a living
Women are shit at ASMR anyway. The only ones I even like listening to are heartbeats.

ASMR glow is one of the 5 im subbed 2

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Hey fuck you if I want porn I'll watch porn. ASMR is NOT SEXUAL.

Posting one of the worst girls ever

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so im doing it wrong? I jerk off to asmr

I literally cannot asleep without asmr anymore, but I lost my ability to feel tingles six years ago.

I don't even like horny ASMR but her voice is actually 10/10.
youtube.com/watch?v=5G2IZH1Kth4&t=300s
Wish she would make more regular videos.

probably the biggest actual incel thread in months

Her whispering content is really good imo. She's one of my favorites as well.

Virtual intimacy for fucking losers

lmao imagine being lonely on a friday night watching this asmr shit

youtube.com/watch?v=uhNztxytAZk

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>y-you're a loser
>he says while getting upset over anonymous people liking something that doesn't affect him in anyway on a mongolian basketweaving forum
Nice

I do this
I never had a gf so this is the best i can get

what is the point of all these halfway-lewd asmr whores? they're just milking patreon bucks.

you should go for fully clothed, non sexualised girls who actually try to do asmr, OR you should go for full porn asmr, not half-assed dumb thots.

Joke is on you, I dont feel gay emotions like "loneliness"

>lost my ability to feel tingles

All of them? They can return. Rapunzel fixed me with one of her get triggers back vids.

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Alita poster admits they would organize a raid on Yea Forums if their general is removed
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115795982/#115796618
Alita poster admits they have a janitor who has told them he is a janitor
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115795982/#115797502
Mod/janitor from the discussion in the linked threads above leaves up discord advertising while multiple users admit they have reported it.
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115838476/#115845290
Thread full of wiped posts while the discord advertising link stays up
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115838476/
Discord posters admit they plan on organizing raid threads
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115838476/#115866220
Same mod/janitor leaves up discord link while post exposing them misted not even a minute after is deleted
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115905912/#115907030
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115905912/#115907055

I have had a gf and I showed her ASMR and she really enjoyed the tingles

>he knows what day it is

fuck off normalfag

Hatomugi

Step aside, plebs
youtube.com/channel/UCJ87Af2DR3zwm1ITzmOgY2g

what the fuck does asmr mean? Scrolling through I assume its some pg version of phone sex?

That reminds me I gotta report to the user in the bane thread why i am here

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