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>Excited to see this, I even got one of the kid's meal toys from Wendy's
>It was actually about an old man dying
Dishonest marketing: Part Deux
Matthew Harris
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Ethan James
>short hair natalie
muh
Landon Green
Camden Lee
Not even the actual cat in the movie
>Also implying kids these days would know what fucking Sigmund and the Sea Monsters is
Anthony Long
>namefagging
Adrian Powell
You only NOW noticed that?
Noah Carter
Carson Collins
>Just another space adventure
>like Star Trek
>or Lost in Space
>go see it and enjoy the magic and mystery of space
Dominic Adams
>trailers make the movie seem like a cool dystopian 1950s where everyone but the main character is crazy and he has to seek revenge
>never watched it but make a mental note to watch it one day
>based on the trailer i come up with a cool idea for what i thought the movie was going to be in my head
>years later on a plane and see the movie listed as complimentary, finally i get to watch it
>immediately opens with "this is a white neighborhood, no blacks allowed" scenario
>this theme comes back 2 or 3 more times throughout the movie, with no relation to the plot whatsoever
>just some bs story about a guy who wants to kill his wife to get with her sister
>nothing crazy or distopian about it, the main character is shown as the antagonist early on and you know the whole story already from the first 30 minutes
fucking stupid movie
Elijah Turner
But namefaggot, that movie was exactly as advertised? Adam Sandler shooting CG at retro video game characters. Stop.
Leo Thompson
Post the porn
Henry Barnes
>expecting to see kino documentary about aliens
>turns out to be a ridiculous farse with a kid with weird brows
Justin Ortiz
Except the don't attack other cities as advertised.
It's pretty much New York, because Adam Sandler wanted a trip there.
James Sullivan
I fucking hate racist movies.
William Flores
>a kid with weird brows
Can I see the weird brow kid?
Jayden Hughes
I remember making a YouTube comment on the trailer along the lines of “The world of Fallout was pretty violent before the bombs dropped”
Adam Peterson
Incest porn.
>"Hey STEPsister, whatcha doing?"
>"Not much STEPbrother."
Camden Long
The first Transformers movie trailer made it look like a super-serious eerie sci-fi movie.
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The final movie had masturbation jokes and peeing robots.
Kayden Murphy
fpbp
Andrew Rogers
The Devil Inside
>acts like the nun is going to be prominent in the film
>she's in it as a background character and doesn't do a thing
also
>the only scare in the movie was when the crew walks near a dog and barks at the crew
>that abrupt as fuck ending
Watching this on opening weekend was one of the highlights of my theater going experience. The audience was laughing and booing through the whole thing
Carter Bailey
Here, you pedo.
Brody Hughes
Is this actually from that movie?
Jason Clark
>16 replies
>No bridge to teribithia.
Who wants to go see this cool, upbeat looking film about two kids walking into not-Narnia and going on a quest?
Sebastian Robinson
I thought this was going to be about fighting a dystopian futures government. I wasn’t really paying attention to the marketing, that’s just the impression I got. I was convinced to go see it with a groupie of friends. Not what I was expecting at all, though I didn’t hate it. Maybe that was just me though, I can’t even remember the trailers.
Jaxon Barnes
she likes that rope a bit too much.
Kevin Thomas
>Mom-son porn
>Fuck me SON
>Oh yeah MOM
Fucking have names
Jose Reed
Slightly off topic maybe?
Movie was advertised as alien guy that might not be an alien being in a mental hospital, so was sorta honest, then just bounced back and forth about what the twist should be, acting like yeah he could be an alien, also a joker, also abused guy, and some other shit. Movie had virtually no idea what it wanted to be.
Was an absolutely terrible movie that could have been great had it not focused on its main character.
Nicholas Baker
This was the first movie I ever got filtered by. Saw it when it came out, thought it was absolute dog shit (I was not into films at all at the time). Rewatched years later after seeing it memed to death on Yea Forums and was pleasantly shocked to realize that it is actually kino
Bentley Ramirez
MMWE was kino.
Benjamin Bell
Yes. Pic related is also from it.
Ryder Perry
it was in the last thread friendo. never seen the movie but we read it in fourth grade and our whole class was shook
Henry Smith
Would you call your mom by her first name while screwing her? Hell, I said, “oh yea Mrs A” while fucking my friends mom.
Owen Collins
Well most kids don't call their parents by their real names but the mom should br calling out a name even a nickname like sweety or dear.
Luke Sanchez
Which was first, this or phenomenon?
Jackson Robinson
It was a really accurate adaptation to the book
Benjamin Phillips
The trailers were kinda awesome for this since it didn't really give away anything except the vague aesthetic.
Lincoln James
I saw the movie Jack Frost (1998) in the theatre as a kid. I remember being under the impression it would be this fun comedy about a living snowman, but it turned out to be quite sad and depressing.
Not sure if this qualifies. I'm just going off my unreliable memories here.
Landon Gonzalez
Phenomenon
Luis Garcia
>and I sawww my reflection in a snow covered hill and then the landslide brought it down
it was kino
Evan Lopez
It's a book you dope
Nathaniel Williams
stop posting
Colton Edwards
>advertised as an even kid friendly Narnia
>actually let me tell you about the meaningless, random cruelty of an indifferent universe
Parker Foster
I was aware it was a book, but none of my friends who had read the book and were excited about the movie felt need to enlighten me as to what it was about. It was more of a “we’re picking you up in 5 minutes” kind of thing. Is the book any good?
Adrian Green
the book put me off doing drugs for life, that's for sure
Matthew Wright
That song does give me the feels hard thanks to that stupid movie.
Ian Long
Anthony Green
Imo one of PKD's best books, though you have to like his writing style
Juan Long
Oh man, yeah. The first half was so good with Kingsly, I felt ripped off when the twist happened.
The movie is probably better than I remember but the twist soured me.
Caleb Gomez
Oliver Campbell
>that Alex Jones cameo
Robert Hill
I love how hard Iron Man 3 triggered stupid people. probably the best thing about it
Adrian Young
They marketed it as a low budget fast and the furious when it came out, I remember.
I also remember Yea Forums losing its shit when it was released in theatres kek. Too bad Only God Forgives and Place Beyond the Pines weren't as good.
Gavin Clark
The twist would have been an instant classic if Killian hadn't been such a weak character compared to Kingsley's mandarin and they had foreshadowed it more.
Also the final fight with all the suits + pepper getting super powers being boring trash even for the iron man series didn't help much.
Nolan Nelson
Steps shouldnt even be considered siblings
Ethan Flores
>Eric Roberts
Is there anything this man won't do
Isaac Reed
this is scary mang.
Imagine a random ayy lmao peeking at you while you masturbate to çunny at 4 am
Benjamin Mitchell
He'll do anything
Wyatt Sanchez
Why the castle?
Jason Robinson
I love huge black dick. I love it when an user tell me “have sex”. I start rubbing my prostate, imagining myself sucking and fucking that horny user. Probably hung as fuck, sucking and fucking his cock. Let me reiterate, I LOVE BLACK PENIS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEEEEEEE R R R R R R R R RR OOOOOOOOO A
Kevin Bailey
Even here....
Isaiah Cooper
Now that is some legit autism.
Charles Reed
See the actual movie
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Nathaniel Williams
See the actual movie
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Lincoln Gonzalez
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Leo Martin
What exactly is this supposed to be?
Michael Rogers
>sir, we nee-
>I know just the man...
Josiah Sanders
the kid's dad is DEAD.
man he is GONE forever.