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no link to previous thread and a pedophile edition
>No backlink
this is why pedos shouldn't make threads
Maario Naharis
I wish I got to suck on that titty, lucky bastard
>"I prayed for it," she said dully. "He was my special boy. I went to the sept and prayed seven times to the seven faces of god that Ned would change his mind and leave him here with me. Sometimes prayers are answered."
>Jon did not know what to say. "It wasn't your fault," he managed after an awkward silence.
>Her eyes found him. They were full of poison. "I need none of your absolution, bastard."
>Jon lowered his eyes. She was cradling one of Bran's hands. He took the other, squeezed it. Fingers like the bones of birds. "Good-bye," he said.
>He was at the door when she called out to him. "Jon," she said. He should have kept going, but she had never called him by his name before. He turned to find her looking at his face, as if she were seeing it for the first time.
>"Yes?" he said.
>"It should have been you," she told him. Then she turned back to Bran and began to weep, her whole body shaking with the sobs. Jon had never seen her cry before.
who was in the wrong here?
>implying a half-burnt PTSD-ridden knightess wouldn't be best girl according to /got/
/got/ turned on Myrcella when she got her face cut, so I doubt it
You do realise that paedophilia is illegal, right user?
>/got/ turned on Myrcella when she got her face cut
when did that ever happen?
Young, and a king,” he said. “A king must have an heir. If I should die in my next battle, the kingdom must not die with me. By law Sansa is next in line of succession, so Winterfell and the north would pass to her.” His mouth tightened. “To her, and her lord husband. Tyrion Lannister. I cannot allow that. I will not allow that. That dwarf must never have the north.”
“No,” Catelyn agreed. “You must name another heir, until such time as Jeyne gives you a son.” She considered a moment. “Your father’s father had no siblings, but his father had a sister who married a younger son of Lord Raymar Royce, of the junior branch. They had three daughters, all of whom wed Vale lordlings. A Waynwood and a Corbray, for certain. The youngest . . . it might have been a Templeton, but . . .”
“Mother.” There was a sharpness in Robb’s tone. “You forget. My father had four sons.”
She had not forgotten; she had not wanted to look at it, yet there it was. “A Snow is not a Stark.”
“Jon’s more a Stark than some lordlings from the Vale who have never so much as set eyes on Winterfell.”
“Jon is a brother of the Night’s Watch, sworn to take no wife and hold no lands. Those who take the black serve for life.”
“So do the knights of the Kingsguard. That did not stop the Lannisters from stripping the white cloaks from Ser Barristan Selmy and Ser Boros Blount when they had no more use for them. If I send the Watch a hundred men in Jon’s place, I’ll wager they find some way to release him from his vows.”
He is set on this. Catelyn knew how stubborn her son could be. “A bastard cannot inherit.”
“Not unless he’s legitimized by a royal decree,” said Robb. “There is more precedent for that than for releasing a Sworn Brother from his oath.”
What is his tax policy?
>No backlink
This is why only Stannis posters should be allowed to make /got/ threads.
Cat. Ned's precious son by Ashara doesn't deserve that kind of treatment.
>GIB MUNNY IF U DOMT GIB MUNNY I MAKE DA BAD MAN FLY
god I wish Ned had told her that the prince she wanted to marry Sansa so badly was Jon the whole time, what a bitch
reminder that ned said this to Arya
>“You,” Ned said, kissing her lightly on the brow, “will marry a king and rule his castle, and your sons will be knights and princes and lords and, yes, perhaps even a High Septon.”
get fucked shallow trout cunts
Why did Gendry call himself Gendry Rivers not Gendry Waters?
Cutest psycho!!
“Precedent,” she said bitterly. “Yes, Aegon the Fourth legitimized all his bastards on his deathbed. And how much pain, grief, war, and murder grew from that? I know you trust Jon. But can you trust his sons? Or their sons? The Blackfyre pretenders troubled the Targaryens for five generations, until Barristan the Bold slew the last of them on the Stepstones. If you make Jon legitimate, there is no way to turn him bastard again. Should he wed and breed, any sons you may have by Jeyne will never be safe.”
“Jon would never harm a son of mine.”
>“No more than Theon Greyjoy would harm Bran or Rickon?”
Grey Wind leapt up atop King Tristifer’s crypt, his teeth bared. Robb’s own face was cold. “That is as cruel as it is unfair. Jon is no Theon.”
“So you pray. Have you considered your sisters? What of their rights? I agree that the north must not be permitted to pass to the Imp, but what of Arya? By law, she comes after Sansa . . . your own sister, trueborn . . .”
“. . . and dead. No one has seen or heard of Arya since they cut Father’s head off. Why do you lie to yourself? Arya’s gone, the same as Bran and Rickon, and they’ll kill Sansa too once the dwarf gets a child from her. Jon is the only brother that remains to me. Should I die without issue, I want him to succeed me as King in the North. I had hoped you would support my choice.”
“I cannot,” she said. “In all else, Robb. In everything. But not in this . . . this folly. Do not ask it.”
“I don’t have to. I’m the king.” Robb turned and walked off, Grey Wind bounding down from the tomb and loping after him.
What have I done? Catelyn thought wearily, as she stood alone by Tristifer’s stone sepulcher. First I anger Edmure, and now Robb, but all I have done is speak the truth. Are men so fragile they cannot bear to hear it?
>catelyn
Gendry kind of forgot his last name
Reported to fbi
:3
Catelyn
Why the fuck does Gendry even have a last name? Robert never recognized him, and Jon Arryn only did so in secret.
absolutely based and daynepilled. Sword of the Morning Jon > Prince that was Promised Jon
I'd bend the knee
Gerold Dayne cut her when Arianne’s party was caught by Areo Hotah, trying to smuggle her away and crown her Queen
Are we supposed to believe that catlyen isn't a total bitch? are we supposed to like her? The only reason we think shes good is because we see her with her children, she cares for no one else but them, which makes her Cersei.
It was going to be Mance Rayder's son. Mance negotiated it with him in Winterfell.
In the days that followed, Robb was everywhere and anywhere; riding at the head of the van with the Greatjon, scouting with Grey Wind, racing back to Robin Flint and the rearguard. Men said proudly that the Young Wolf was the first to rise each dawn and the last to sleep at night, but Catelyn wondered whether he was sleeping at all. He grows as lean and hungry as his direwolf.
“My lady,” Maege Mormont said to her one morning as they rode through a steady rain, “you seem so somber. Is aught amiss?”
My lord husband is dead, as is my father. Two of my sons have been murdered, my daughter has been given to a faithless dwarf to bear his vile children, my other daughter is vanished and likely dead, and my last son and my only brother are both angry with me. What could possibly be amiss? That was more truth than Lady Maege would wish to hear, however. “This is an evil rain,” she said instead. “We have suffered much, and there is more peril and more grief ahead. We need to face it boldly, with horns blowing and banners flying bravely. But this rain beats us down. The banners hang limp and sodden, and the men huddle under their cloaks and scarcely speak to one another. Only an evil rain would chill our hearts when most we need them to burn hot.”
Dacey Mormont looked up at the sky. “I would sooner have water raining down on me than arrows.”
Catelyn smiled despite herself. “You are braver than I am, I fear. Are all your Bear Island women such warriors?”
“She-bears, aye,” said Lady Maege. “We have needed to be. In olden days the ironmen would come raiding in their longboats, or wildlings. The men would be off fishing, like as not. The wives they left behind had to defend themselves and their children, or else be carried off.”
“There’s a carving on our gate,” said Dacey. “A woman in a bearskin, with a child in one arm suckling at her breast. In the other hand she holds a battleaxe. She’s no proper lady, that one, but I always loved her.”
Catelyn, definitely.
How do you live with a boy for sixteen years and still not be able to look him in the eye?
No, I meant when did /got/ turn on Myrcella?
All bastards have last names attributed to the lands they were born in, Snow for the North, Sand for Dorne, etc
Stannis is going to win Battle of Winterfell but Shireen is going to be burned to bring back Jon Snow
Stannis will then banish the Red Witch from the North like Jon did in the show, but the result is that his religious fanatics will abandon his army. Not sure what will happen after that, but he won't be relevant, D&D wouldn't have killed him off no matter how much they hated the character if he was relevant
What is the point of this ship?
>D&D wouldn't have killed him off no matter how much they hated the character if he was relevant
Young Griff and Connington seem pretty relevant and they were written out completely. A bunch of Stannis plot points were probably given to Jon.
AYO! LISTEN UP!
HERE COMES STANNIS BARATHEON
FIRST OF HIS BABY MAMMA'S
KING OF DA BALLA'S AND CRIPS
LORD OF THE SEVEN BLOCKS AND PROTECTOR OF THE HOOD!
Sansa's chapters in the Vale are so comfy, bros
Sansa is unironically the best girl
actually being a pedophile is perfectly legal it's only illegal if you act on it
cringe, yikes and dornepilled
there is no stannis but the stannis in the north whose name is MANNIS
this scene is everything wrong with the last few seasons of GOT, pure illogical fan service. Why would the giant that was just swiping people decide to pick up the fan favorite and pull her close enough for a glorious death?
fucking cringe, they went from rejecting tropes to a trope factory
usually only highborn ones bother to use a or have a last name though
*blocks your path*
>this poster is a bolton
Sheeet I fiddin to blast you Bolton fools.
Only recognized bastards get a last name, though.
Gendry was never officially recognized.
Actually merely owning cartoons depicting underage children is illegal in the UK.
I don't think he ever willingly introduced himself as "Gendry Rivers" until Dany pointed it out after the Long Night, unless some bookfag shit happens that I don't know about yet
Damn Cat. Ned wanted me to be the next O.G. He kept it real so they dusted his ass. Now you gonna roll up here with this fake-ass wanna-be and start talking shit.
Only if they are recognized. Random bastards do not get their name.
[USER WAS FLAYED FOR THIS POST]
Liam is such Dadcore I love it
two outcasts rising to the top, both rejects of society one for being a bastard and the other wanting individual freedom.
plus quiet dragon autist and she-wolf is the purest relationship
More like daddycore
Shit now my down low brother tryin to steal my shit again. All these hateful ass nigga's around me.
Does it still count as kinslaying if it's a bastard? Why does a cold-hearted cunt like Roose not just have Ramsay assassinated before he can self-destruct his house? Fat Walda will give him trueborn sons anyway.
Catelyn wanted to name the heir to the north some random fucking vale cousin what a stupid bitch
Seems like he is sort of close to doing that considering how many time's he's told Ramsay to stop acting like a mad dog. Roose is already a kingslayer I don't think adding kinslayer to his moniker will bother someone with a flayed man on his banner.
>Lysa Arryn: white
>Jon Arryn: white
>Robin Arryn: spic
what did they mean by this
Autists like you shouldn't watch fiction. You project way too much.
this shit happening on reddit is fucking pathetic
>r/gameofthrones mods ban all discussion about emilias charity because r/freefolk is donating to it
>r/freefolk raises a shit ton of money for it and gets a shoutout from Emilia herself
>The egotistical mods on r/GameofThrones gets jealous and wants to take some credit for it, tries to post charity links
>Backfires
reddit.com
reddit.com
This website is a comedy
he needed an heir, that's why Ramsay killed him preemptively once Fat Walda was pregnant, because more than likely Roose would have killed him once he had another option
>"Don't make me rue the day I raped your mother"
BASED
Yes. In the books it's the only thing keeping him from killing off Ramsay. Which is funny considering he had no problem helping the freys murder the other northmen under walder's own roof.
Stannis wins the Iron Throne.
How well does he do as king?
Post cute /got/ couples
>100% pure Roman master race
>spic
You stop that
That's pretty rich considering r/freefolk stole Bobby B posting from us.
Always hated that they omitted that line. Roose was cold an unfeeling even for his own blood.
I've been following this GoT subreddit drama since yesterday and the turn of events has been more satisfying that S8.
>that's why Ramsay killed him preemptively once Fat Walda was pregnant,
Isnt Roose still alive in the books?
What was the point of legitimizing Ramsay if he was planning on having another son anyway?
nothing wrong with not liking the bastard tbqh
>no one else is allowed to enjoy this thing except for my super exclusive club on 4channel
fuck off "stole"
>that fucking scene where Cat is talking to Firmass about when Jon had the pox
is there a book equivalent to that scene? cause fuck does it hit hard
Contingency plan. Roose has been plotting since as far back as Bobby B's rebellion. Difference being Ned was a lot smarter then Robb. Just as honorable but even Ned was smart enough to keep someone who's banner was a flayed man at arms length.
The more I think about it the less I like the Starks in the show. Everytime Tywin or Tyrion are on the screen it's a fucking orgasmic experience, when its the North its all brooding and honor, fucking relax your anus gentlemen, holy shit.
no that's show OC to make her more sympathetic to the normie audience who can't understand her mindset, she never shows anything but disdain and distrust towards jom in the books
Fucking underrated scene
>no son of Arthur Dayne named the Sword of the Mourning
fuck you, George, you fat fuck
Imagine chimping out this hard over the truth
>Arya
>don't give a shit and goes to fuck off to the sea where she will likely die
>Sansa
>a stupid 4dchess wannabe cunt that screws over the best chance her family has of continuing because she's mad her people chose him
>Bran
>a cripple Orwellian magic robot who does nothing but watch rape video's all day
Jon deserved better.
No. She hates Jon. Robb wants to legitimize him.
Which was worse, Dany's rape or Sansa's rape?
Jesus christ, you guys are just hating on the writers because everyone else is. Fucking sheep.
Did they fug? She has an amazing rack. A bag over her head and you are set.
So long gay jannies!
Can I get a QRD?
Reminds me of this from years ago
reddit.com
Mods on /asoiaf/ got into a load of shit.
I fucking HATE the r/gameofthrones mods with a passion, powerhungry niggers
Welcome to your first day. Feel free to leave anytime.
>A bag over her head
why would you want to do that, user?
Sansa is going to marry Sweetrobin and take the Vale and Riverlands away from the iron throne. Bran will do nothing to stop it because he doesn't give a fuck about anything. She will achieve everything Robb wanted and more.
He could have conquered the world with his cute aunt wife
Alright no bag. She is kinda cute. I want to fug her regardless and cuddle with her while telling her branch of Starks are the best ones.
That scene was gay as Hell
Why would she wait until the door is breached to take the nightshade?
Don't have anybody to stand outside and be like
>yeah Stannis is comin'
Would've been kino if she gave it to Tommen and then it was revealed to be Tywin & The Tyrells.
Instead he gets the IT Crowd treatment.
Stannis wanted to legitimize him too ;_;
It's not fair Stannis bros...
I fucking hate D&D for doing shit like this, they whitewashed Cat and Tyrion and made Stannis and others worse
D&D can't write grey, they need black and white, good and evil. Every time a villain died they created a new one to hate like Ramsay, then Cersei
Stannis has to meet Dany, as per her House of the Undying visions.
>could've had a literally perfect scenario
>husband who loves her
>mother to highborn Baratheons
>could probably go on adventures whenever she wants because Gendry respects her tomboy nature
>instead we got DUDE PIRATES OF THE CARIBEAN LMAOO
>Theon, you're a good man
>he forget's how house name's progress
First she will never marry and even if she did by law whatever the male that married her the name would take precedent. In reality the North will go into civil war of who will take control when they realize Stark has no future now.
the beauty of the north, alys karstark
>being this new
>character assassinate the most based one true king
>make fish cunt wife more human because dawww muh children!
fucking D&D
Too bad Gendry is hideous
>we never got to see show stannis tell dany that he regrets not catching her and her brother at dragonstone
being groomed and raped
You don't know how house names progress my friend. When a house dies out a cadet branch can take the name for themselves and rule in their stead. All she would have to do is have her eldest son take the name Stark and the younger Arryn (She can even get rid of Edmure and make her third child a Tully so there is no Frey blood in the family).
Blood right aside, he's the most suited man for the job. He's a master strategist and helped jon arryn run the kingdom while robert was fucking off. He believes in justice but isn't an honor retard like ned. He also listens to his advisers which is an invaluable trait for a ruler. Stannis may be lacking in charisma but is undoubtedly the best case scenario for westeros as a whole
Men sometimes take the woman’s name when necessary.
How would Stannis and Dany interact?
why did the mods ban discussion of her charity?
how's tyron whitewashed?
>implying he didn't let them get away because he wasn't going to kill children for Robert
her and sansa's hatred for jon is amazing in the books
Dany would hate Stannis, Stannis would find her hatred childish, they'd end up fucking.
He'd be good as a military advisor, but Renly would be be the better king
Daenerys Stormborn
>implying any man would throw away his key to the North to satisfy some cunt that think's she ten times smarter then she actually is
Only a cuck would do that.
READ, NIGGA! READ!
in the books, roose sort of admires ramsay. though he seems to miss domeric bolton.
Renly was straight up manboy fuck you mean better king? He was such a vain and useless cunt, literal fucking zoomer tier character.
>why did the mods ban discussion of her charity?
Im a little shaky on the details, but its because r/freefolk started raising money for it and they refused to work with them
Renly would be just like Robert except replace the Lannisters with Tyrells. Absolute shit king.
Sansa doesn’t hate Jon, she just keeps calling him bastard
>that greentext
I was told that Drogo couldn't make Dany cum and was bad at sex
Don't have sex
anyone with a brain started hating on the show during the Robb/Tellisa shit, then when they left out Tyrion's first wife and Cersei fucking Moon Boy in season 4. Completely ruined why he killed Tywin and stunted Jaime's character development
Season 8 was simply so bad that even normies couldn't make excuses anymore
/sansan/ fag passing through
We're talking about Sweetrobin. Sansa is his mommyfu and he will do anything she wants him to.
Renly would've been discarded as soon as possible by the Tyrells, while Varys and Littlefinger held his faggotry over his head like a carrot on a stick. He'd be a puppet king.
>tries to get Jon killed at the Battle of the Bastards
>tries to manipulate Dany into killing Jon
Oh yeah she's a totally great Sis that loves her Half bro!
based
He has zero experience and would be little more than a puppet ruler for the tyrells. Best way to spot a showfag is if they think renly would make a good king
Say what you want about Qyburn but this dude was loyal af to Cersei. She put him in a position of power and he recognized that.
Sansa...
Stannis names Renly Hand of the King. Best of both worlds?
That's why they backed him. The tyrells would be able to do whatever they wanted just like Bobby let the Lannister's do whatever they wanted. All Loras would have to do is suck Renly's cock every now and then and he would hand the kingdom over to them.
>An hour later, her stomach began to cramp so badly that she could not go on. She spent the rest of that day retching up green slime. If I stay here, I will die. I may be dying now. Would the horse god of the Dothraki part the grass and claim her for his starry khalasar, so she might ride the nightlands with Khal Drogo? In Westeros the dead of House Targaryen were given to the flames, but who would light her pyre here? My flesh will feed the wolves and carrion crows, she thought sadly, and worms will burrow through my womb. Her eyes went back to Dragonstone. It looked smaller. She could see smoke rising from its wind-carved summit, miles away. Drogon has returned from hunting.
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water.
>The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
>My flesh will feed the wolves and carrion crows
everybody loves to focus on the shit part but ignores the foreshadowing
>starks and crow/raven feeding on her
GRRM is a genius, knowing the brainlets will focus on the shit and miss the crucial detail
No, fuck Renly. Davos is his hand.
Ay! I ain't have no gottdamn down low nigga as my hand. Shit you can't be ballin while suckin a nigga's dick!
Stannis already gave him the offer to his seat on the small council and to be named heir, he'd be a shit hand to be honest.
Missed a chance to say
>gods help you dabid
>That neckbeard
why the fuck would you want that? shave it reek
cute
Why the fuck did Dorne ever concede to a marriage pact with House Lannister?
STOP TRYING TO PUSH YOUR SHITTY MEME
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>Stannis names Renly Hand of the King.
>Stannis already gave him the offer to his seat on the small council and to be named heir
You're both retarded. Stannis offered this as a farce, he had already impregnated Melisandre by this time and was planning on murdering Renly regardless of whether Renly surrendered at the parley or not.
Jesus christ I hate showfags so fucking much
What better way to get close to the Lannister's then marry them.
But Stannis doesn't know about the shadow baby in the books, user.....
She tensed. “Do you have some part in this for me?”
“Your part is to stay safe. Our journey through the Neck will be dangerous, and naught but battle awaits us in the north. But Lord Mallister has kindly offered to keep you safe at Seagard until the war is done. You will be comfortable there, I know.”
Is this my punishment for opposing him about Jon Snow? Or for being a woman, and worse, a mother? It took her a moment to realize that they were all watching her. They had known, she realized. Catelyn should not have been surprised. She had won no friends by freeing the Kingslayer, and more than once she had heard the Greatjon say that women had no place on a battlefield.
Her anger must have blazed across her face, because Galbart Glover spoke up before she said a word. “My lady, His Grace is wise. It’s best you do not come with us.”
“Seagard will be brightened by your presence, Lady Catelyn,” said Lord Jason Mallister.
“You would make me a prisoner,” she said.
“An honored guest,” Lord Jason insisted.
Catelyn turned to her son. “I mean no offense to Lord Jason,” she said stiffly, “but if I cannot continue on with you, I would sooner return to Riverrun.”
“I left my wife at Riverrun. I want my mother elsewhere. If you keep all your treasures in one purse, you only make it easier for those who would rob you. After the wedding, you shall go to Seagard, that is my royal command.”
Robb stood, and as quick as that, her fate was settled. He picked up a sheet of parchment.
“One more matter. Lord Balon has left chaos in his wake, we hope. I would not do the same. Yet I have no son as yet, my brothers Bran and Rickon are dead, and my sister is wed to a Lannister. I’ve thought long and hard about who might follow me. I command you now as my true and loyal lords to fix your seals to this document as witnesses to my decision.”
A king indeed, Catelyn thought, defeated.
_______ in Arya's mouth
Why are they called Dabid? Asking for a friend
They wanted Myrcella to be queen instead of Tommen being king.
D&D kinda forgot to put that plan in the series, though.....
They were going to give the Westerlands to Trystane after murdering every single other Lannister.
LOOK AT ALL THAT COLOR
she is the female version of the stranger things kid that gets lost
KING OF KINO
Why is she running like a retard
>destroying those book's for no reason then to piss off the midget
This was Jofferey's biggest crime.
maester luigi
They were given a seat on the small council
Only Arianne wanted that, Doran knew Dany was coming.
staymad bookfag
If this exact scene was in seasons 7 or 8 you faggots would hate it. Instead since it was in season 4 it's EPIC KINO
you retards are delusional
that midget deserved worst, he should be burned to ashes by drogon
it's a big castle
Doran isn't putting all of his bets at Dany, though.
He sent Arianna to fAegon, no? His endgame is simply landing a Martell on the throne.
Renly’s was a charismatic beloved figure, he would make a great figurehead
Tyrion is a full blown misanthrope in the books.
>Dany
>coming
lol
I laughed so hard when he got Yeeted by the mountain.
Not sure if that was intentional or not
HELP! I'M BEING CYBERBULLIED BY PEOPLE WHO READ GAME OF THRONES
what should happen to cersei?
I unironically thought that Qyburn could jew everyone and take the throne. I'm a idiot.
Fuck D&D
Had Sansa told Jon about the Vale army and Jon confirmed their approach, the pre-battle negotiation between the enemies would have gone much differently. Ramsay seems to be the only one to point out that Jon and Sansa shouldn’t be making demands because their force is much smaller. If they had been able to tell Ramsay that the Vale forces were on their way, they could have negotiated the return of Rickon (who by the way is the King of the North, because no one knows Bran is alive), and allowed Ramsay and the Boltons to take the black or hang. Ramsay would have investigated their approach himself of course, but this would ensure he didn’t crush Jon’s forces right then and there. You might say that the shift in power would have led to a siege, but the show had already established that Ramsay would meet his enemies on the field. And in the event that it did lead to a seige, I would like to point out that it to all of 15 seconds for Wun Wun to take down the gates of Winterfell. Sansa is the reason Rickon is dead. What she did was unforgivable.
Trust me, I understand the desire to make sense of our favorite shows, but there is no justifying what Sansa did as her being so worried about unknown variables that she preferred death over telling Jon about the Vale forces, because that was her and everyone else’s fate had the Vale not shown up. Sansa’s actions stink of ill intent. She wants to rule in the North and that’s why she let Rickon die, to get him out of the way. She let Jon blindly go into a futile battle hoping he would die aswell, because he’s also a threat to her claim as Queen of the North. Now most of the Wildlings are dead so she wont have to deal with that northern filth anymore. It all works out for her, she no longer has a more legitimate heir in her way and Jon no longer has the forces to oppose her claim.
This is also why 3ec Bran told her he can't inherit, so she won't murder him. Sansa's psychotic outburst at the great council is just more proof.
Oh no, Cat is gonna be PISSED
>not downloading dark world fantasy and raping her repeatedly in your dungeon until she commits suicide
you can tell the boards with Yea Forums influence on them because they have outsized impact relative to their size, the memes are too powerful to stop
I see freefolk as very similar to what the_donald did a few years back, shitpost culture derived from Yea Forums is at the core of both of them
Like Asuka and Shinji
You mistake me anons. I don't give a fuck about the midget. He can burn for all I care but those books didn't deserve that. Books are knowledge where as a retarded drunken midget degenerate should be on a cross.
I don't know what any of this even means and if you do, you should fuck off back there and stay there, faggot.
Nice post but you're overthinking the writing
Robert was also a great figurehead. He was still a shitty king. Renlyfags need to get into their heads that Renly is Robert 2.0: but this time without any heirs because he's gay. He would be a disastrous king.
>kingdom of trident
where is Edmure??
why did she disappear during the battle? it went from half northerners (plus her), half ironborn (plus theon) to just the ironborn, without her even getting a death scene
What happens if she gains priesthood?
hoster and edmure both died of the pox
What a fucking Bitch, I wish Jon had just raped her then and there. grabbed her by the waist, slammed her down on her unconsious sons body, ripped off her clothes, and fucked her. His slim boy cock sliding through her MILF tully pussy, her screams echoing throughout winterfell as Jon chokes her and violently takes her Honor. He continues to ravage her despite her pleads for mercy, Jon feels no guilt knowing his crime will be wiped out the moment he takes the black. He hopes a bastard is born of this rape, so that she may have a permanent reminder of what happened on this day.
based cat
Are (You) really that desperate for attention?
the fact it even worked is retarded, somehow Bolton's did get a raven saying the entire Vale army is riding North?
Post season 4 tactics are shit, same thing happens with Jaime's army getting attacked by Dany, somehow their scouts and outriders didn't notice the horde coming towards them? Nobody sent notice about the army traveling across the country? Same with battle of winterfell tactics
D&D just do shit they think is cool, regardless of logic, which goes against why people liked the show to start with
Don't stop now user.
he killed Shae not in self defense, he wanted to rape Sansa and Cersei. he makes Bronn make a stew with a singer he didn't like. made Tywin look worse in the scene after the Blackwater (Tyrion wanted recognition, but Tywin wanted him to understand that the victory was a joint effort of Cersei, who had the wildfire plan and him for coming to rescue the city with the Tyrells) he has dark thoughs in all the books, but I mostly cited actions. he is definetly not a good guy.
Her scene was cut
The books have too much edgy garbage. I’m glad the show cut large parts
He's such a daddy
>know a girl who's name is Catelyn
>really like her
what do I do anons? Hopefully no chance for the Tully shit carries with the name right? right?
Why did the Riverlords agree to join Robb's new independent kingdom? I get that they were at war with the Lannisters, but does that translate into wanting to leave the 7 kingdoms?
Catlyen eventually fucking kills herself from the trauma, fucking cock gobbling whore
Robb was an honourable man
>she misses him eventually in the books tho showmongrel...
“Not from your father, no, but we’ve had other birds. The war goes on, everywhere but here. Riverrun has yielded, but Dragonstone and Storm’s End still hold for Lord Stannis.”
“Lady Lysa was so wise, to keep us out of it.”
Myranda gave her a shrewd little smile.
“Yes, she was the very soul of wisdom, that good lady.” She shifted her seat. “Why must mules be so bony and ill-tempered? Mya does not feed them enough. A nice fat mule would be more comfortable to ride. There’s a new High Septon, did you know? Oh, and the Night’s Watch has a boy commander, some bastard son of Eddard Stark’s.”
“Jon Snow?” she blurted out, surprised.
“Snow? Yes, it would be Snow, I suppose.”
She had not thought of Jon in ages. He was only her half brother, but still . . . with Robb and Bran and Rickon dead, Jon Snow was the only brother that remained to her. I am a bastard too now, just like him. Oh, it would be so sweet, to see him once again. But of course that could never be. Alayne Stone had no brothers, baseborn or otherwise.
Considering a lot of people can barely stomach the Ramsay/Reek torture scene's I can't see many people being able to handle the book. It was ten times worse.
Remind me of that one fic where cat and jon hatefuck eachother in secret and her giving birth to a bastard, more pls.
The Lannisters controlled the other Kingdoms via Joffrey/Tommen, so it makes sense to have allies.
Especially being a strong #2 and probably the breadbasket/economic center of that new kingdom, regardless of being ruled by the North in theory
Cat is a piece of shit, but she is a great character in the books. She acts all high and mighty in the conflict between the Baratheon brothers proposing a council of lords, when everyone knows they will vote Renly to be king, just because she wants her daughters back. And when she was trashing Edmure for letting smallfolk in the castle and calling him dumb. She is pretty much show Cersei, as book Cersei doesn't really care about her kids.
Blessed
Fuckin reddit
>Remind me of that one fic where cat and jon hatefuck eachother
link?
what was the name of that lannister who was eaten by the flea bottom bums?
It wasn't a Lannister. It was some septon.
Tully
Fucking
Shits
Tyrek
That is going to happen in the beginning of tWoW.
her attitude towards jon is perfectly understandable imo, I found her quite a sympathetic character while reading
it was the high septon which is the equivalent of the pope. the KL riot was a big deal.
she join a septon can't marry and die
because it would have been awkward if robb had won and they rejoined the 7 kingdoms after being in open conflict with it's ruling dynasty without the north as it's ally
>implying I care about some High Septon
Tyrek is alive, you son of a bitch
No. I subscribe to Preston's idea of Dornish master plan. Just a marriage? are you serious? Doran should hate Targaryens and Lannisters after what happened in the last war. Why would he settle for a marriage. He has been doing nothing through the history and you think he is going for a simple marriage? that's just dumb. I believe he is aiming for either independence or conquest.
In one of the original drafts of the book series, Arya had a crush on Jon while Tyrion had a crush on Arya.
/ourhouse/
In the middle of /ourstreet/
>Season 6 rolls around
>Still have the Siege of Riverrun after the filler that was S5
>Lol Myrcella's dead? Who even?
>*teleports to Tullytown*
>Just take my sword
>I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO FUCK CERSEI AGAIN
>oh the season's over
>*teleports to king's landing*
>THE RAINS OF CASTRATION
>DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN
>Jaime kind've forgot he was supposed to develop during this season
>Dies to a fucking ceiling
>Nailed it
Beware of The Eternal Tully
>I don't have to. I'm the king.
Robb was too good for this world.
>no Willas
hating jon is pretty understandable, but she should have taken out her frustration on ned, who's fault she believed it was. she's too weak for that so chooses to antagonise a child.
i hate her for being a dumb bitch in general and starting a war with her bad decisions. ned had far better options than her, and her clone, sansa, is fucking unbearable. neither of them belong in the north and they're too dumb and irrational to be in positions of power.
where would you suggest shaving it?
I mean yeah, he's got a quarter inch and some maintenance he could be doing, but he probably just doesn't give a fuck
beads don't run parallel with the jawline, chinstrap
>Ned would likely be alive if she had not irrationally and without evidence imprisoned Tyrion
Jofferey ordered Ned's execution but Ned may have had a chance to leave KL and get back to the North before the shit hit the fan if it weren't for her.
Best scene in the series
You're dead wrong if you think Doran wants to directly rule Westeros. He isn't THAT ambitious.
>Why would he settle for a marriage
Because it gives him stupid amounts of power and influence? Just look at the Lannisters or Tyrells. Doran wants that for his family.
This would be especially beneficial if he marries Arianna to fAegon, since he would have no family of his own to fall back on. Martells would become the strongest house in Westeros.
why yes, why wouldn't the Dornish pass the slim opportunity to marry into the ruling family for free small council positions (in the books at least). It made sense for both sides. Tyrion didn't want them to rebel, and Doran can have some leverage on the lannisters.
Looking back it was annoying to realize that having Willas would have definitely improved the show by giving the Tyrells some surviving heir if he was allowed to live. His introduction could have helped give Oberyn a better wow factor and helped string together the relationships between families like the Tyrells and Martells.
If Doran and Willas survived, the council scene in season 8 would have been infinitely better.
How was robert shit king? He kept kingdoms in peace
If they brought back Doran then Bran’s stupid wheelchair line would be even more retarded
>free small council positions (in the books at least)
Oberyn got a council position in the show.
Jon Arryn kept kingdoms in peace*
based chav gendry and his pack of fags
>ned had far better options than her
he had no other options
He barely had any role in decision making. All he did was hunt, drink and fuck prostitutes.
Robert let the kingdom rot through his negligence.
Everything is his fault for letting people like Littlefinger and the Lannisters run riot.
I didn't say he wanted to rule westeros. Doran is said he wants justice, the same as Oberyn, who was working with him. Justice for Ellya, both from the lannisters who killed her, and the Targaryens who betrayed her. What is the point of the Dornish story and the hype that has been built around Doran then? juat for a marriage? that's the greatest move he can make?
and don't forget basically a ruling family hostage.
>illegal in the UK
what isn't
He drove the crown into debt and did absolutely nothing to prevent the noble houses from immediately going to war at the first possible opportunity. Everybody was just waiting for him to die to start shit.
azor jon
based experienced rapist
yeah not after his true love jumped off a tower. ned only married cat because muh honour, she was supposed to be his brothers.
i miss him lads
>ned only married cat because muh honour, she was supposed to be his brothers
no he needed to marry her to have enough allies to win the war
>I didn't say he wanted to rule westeros
And i didn't say you did.
>that's the greatest move he can make?
Doran is absolutely fine with playing the long con. A marriage between one of his children with the current monarch would give him the power, backing and wiggling room needed to get his revenge.
"Just a marriage" Yeah, with the most powerful individual in Westeros, dipshit.
>Blackfish literally died offscreen
BRAVO
Assaulting people who want to leave the European Union.
He needs to lose weight, he practically has breasts.
So did Stannis.
Based
The giant slapped her a couple yards before, maybe she had broken rib or maybe her feet hurt
kek..good one
do you really think the tully's weren't just using that as a bonus though? I think they would join regardless.
shit hitting the fan would've happened regardless and any fool would've known that - taking Tyrion hostage was based and redpilled.
>NILES
no I think they genuinely forced the deal given they also managed to foist off used goods lysa to jon arryn
Cersei is a petty tyrant and a powermonger who sees herself as a cunning player of the game and a worthy successor to Tywin even though she's a paranoid idiot who would be dead if only for the fact she isn't a capable enough opponent for Littlefinger to deal with and Varys keeps her around to weaken those in power. She is also very insecure and extremely cruel to those who wrong her in almost any way.
Catelyn on the other hand does prioritise her own children's well-being over everything else, and treats Jon like absolute shit, but she isn't sadistic and doesn't vie for power.
well i for one would love to see an alternate history where the tully fucking shits get denied and bullied.
>Mfw almost all of the great lords are tullys
>King bran
Tully mom
>Queen sansa in the north
tully mom
>Lord robin arryn of the vale
Tully mom
>Edmure tully
tully
Can non fishfags even recover?
>And i didn't say you did.
>You're dead wrong if you think Doran wants to directly rule Westeros
it makes no narrative sense to introduce his story the way George did if he is going to play the long run instead of something big planned. the kingdom is at war and divided, what better moment to strike than now? why wait and play the long run? why did George do their plot in AFfC when it ended like it did and he says he can't make the books smaller? it just doesn't hold up. Might as well tell us the story of the Stormlands, which we know absolutely nothing because there is no POV.
>I’m glad the show butchered the characters cause i’m too much of a bitch to handle my favorite doing bad things :(
kys
At the end of the day Hoster Tully won the game of thrones.
Why are Freys still allowed to exist?
what did Ramsay do in the books?
>You're dead wrong if you think Doran wants to directly rule Westeros
>If you think
>IF
Do you know what that word means, user?
>the kingdom is at war and divided, what better moment to strike than now?
He is striking now though, he has made plenty of moves.
>why wait and play the long run
He's had what, 15+ years to plan this? You really think all the shit he's doing right know is spontaneous? Reminder that in the books, Doran has been planning putting Arianna on the iron throne since she was a little girl. He has been planning this for a long long time.
>Might as well tell us the story of the Stormlands, which we know absolutely nothing because there is no POV
Yeah just ignore all of the Jon Connington chapters of him doing stuff in the Stormlands.
Why the fuck did she assume Stannis was going to kill them let alone her child? Am I missing something? Even if he was going to, why wouldn't she try to escape with her children instead?
Cersei is fucking dumb.
>she is 15
Cersei is the smartest and most prettiest one ever you dumb loser. She is a better and stronger ruler than Tywin ever could be, all of her plans are fool proof. Now if she could only stop the maids from shrinking her dresses...
Is it true that the best way to win the CK2 mod is to copy all of Tywin's plots verbatim from the books?
The only way to win the CK2 mod is to play as Theon and marry Asha.
i bend the knee to no man
Based. Based and hampilled.
Why do people talk about Tywin like he's somehow smarter than Cersei or not a psychopathic lunatic?
Would Theon be a good dad?
He ruled storms end and was on the small council after the rebellion. Stannis did fuck all but pout and do nothing during those years
Because Cersei's plots are retarded and Tywin's plots work.
Theon would be like Ned but more of a Chad.
>Theon
>Like Ned
Ned had honor. Theon doesnt know the meaning of the word "honor."
They make it a point in the books that Renly knows nothing about ruling, there was a comment about him legit doing nothing during council meetings except to joke around and laugh at LF's jokes.
>Simple as
Stannis was a complete piece of shit retard and stannis fags need to deal with it.
>loses every battle
>burns in laws alive
>burns daughter alive
>converts to retarded fire religion
>hated by everyone
>cheats on his wife with fire bitch
The most incompetent fuck up of all the 5 kings.
>Starks are shit when they're on screen
Ned and Robb dying brought the value of their house way down
Webms even cuter
>showfags demonstrating their room temperature IQ
You faggots deserved seasons 7 and 8
Theon had honor he was just like one of the Stark boys. He was just a cunt because he had daddy issues and an inferiority complex. If the war had gone differently, he would have grown out of it without having to be assfucked by Ramsay and could have lived a comfy life on his aesthetic island, occasionally raiding Lannister ships to make some cash.
>without any heirs
Lie back and think of Loras as he cums inside Margaery or fuck Margaery in threesome with Loras. Renly is sandwiched.
There problem solved.
>cheats on his wife with fire bitch
Selyse probably encouraged it. She is obsessed with Melly.
>fuck Margaery in threesome with Loras. Renly is sandwiched.
Siblings dont do that
Cat but had she known that Jon was the Actual Heir to the Seven Kingdoms, that she was the stepmother of a future King and that this King would be a follower of the Old Gods, giving the Starks, and by extension her family, a abundance of influence over the rest of the realm, she would have treated him very differently.
Loras fucking a baby into Margaery while Renly watches would be the most likely scenario. Renly is just like Robert.
The seven kingdoms were founded on siblings fucking each other.
Rhaenys, or Visenya?
>If the T*lly knew Jon was a Targaryen she'd treat him better
If she knew Jon was a Targ the Raven she sends to Robert would catch fire with how fast it'd be moving
Renly can't get it up with women. What would really happen is that Marg, like any other woman with a homosexual husband, would have an affair and birth a bastard. Hell, she already did it, with Tommen being too young.
Okay do I have to elaborate?
Renly fucks Margaery in the vag. Loras fucks Renly from behind.
The pleasure of the gay anal sex will ensure that, presuming Renly doesn't pull out, the seed will go into Margaery.
And why would she do that?
Her husband is allied with the Riverlands, the Riverlands is en route to the North. Any invasion would first start by burning down her house before it comes North to burn down her new house. It puts her family and her sons and daughters at risk.
It's like getting on your knees and begging for Gregor to burn the Riverlands to the ground.
Especially considering the fact that both she and her favorite daughter both always treated Jon like fucking shit. Having the rightful king hate your guts is an awkward position to be in.
Renlyfags really are the worst
Aegon
>Implying the riverlands would oppose Robert
No riverlands houses are raising an army against Robert because he's going to Winterfell
Is R'hllor real?
The only real gods are the Old Gods, and they aren't really gods, they are just dead wargs.
Riverlands are allied with The North by the marriage pact.
And Robert is king of the seven kingdoms. The riverlands aren't going to rebel against the crown if he wants to kill a bastard and Cat wants him to kill a bastard too
NU
R'hllor is the only confirmed God
Deez skreets is mine buh rites