Why do so many prefer Han Solo to Luke Skywalker?
Why do so many prefer Han Solo to Luke Skywalker?
Juan Thomas
Jacob Scott
Luke is the audience surrogate, ignorant of the universe around him, whereas Han is a cocksure ladies' man with experience. I think most people see themselves in Luke, but they would like to be Han.
Benjamin Turner
Because Skywalker is homo sex
Jackson Taylor
Because they are stupid. Han is a failure at his job. He talks massive shit but the truth is that he is in deep trouble with his boss and the Falcon is so slow that Tie Fighters can make strafing runs on it. He is lucky Obi-Wan decided to hire him.
Samuel Brooks
I’ll explain in men’s terms and women’s terms:
Han is the older brother that we all idolized and wanted to be like. He was so cool and badass. Luke was a reminder of who we are and how unknown the world is. He isn’t that interesting on his own.
Han was the man that girls wanted. Luke was the little brother that still wore whitey-tighties.
Brody Murphy
Aaron Nguyen
because Harrison Ford is just more “badass” his delivery and timing are better as he is clearly the better actor of the two, also
Jaxson Rodriguez
I think this is overstated. Han is super popular with boomers and gen-x but I think he is a little dated to everyone that followed. Millennials and zoomers are drawn to Luke.
Carter Mitchell
why is a grown woman wearing overalls
Owen Torres
the two had too few scenes together desu
Adrian Parker
Based. Markie was always cuter.
Angel Bell
ageplay
Michael Rodriguez
Because Blue Peter is a children's programme.
Blake Morales
he had better hair
Landon Sullivan
Objectively wrong.
Lincoln Rodriguez
It was a different time
Jack Campbell
The Chad Han vs the Virgin Luke.
Not to mention that Luke's first kiss was his sister.
Aiden Myers
What a cunt R2 is lmao.
Lucas Ross
Just like mine
Dylan Gonzalez
Because Han is the sort of bitch Americans idolize.
>too big to fail
>has to be bailed out
>talks shit about things he knows nothing about
Lucas Hughes
You saw how Luke acted like Leia just swallowed his cock when she kissed his lips. This dude has never seen or been inside a pussy. I think he had sex after Empire though. Maybe from a prostitute or something.
Jose Foster
Thomas Diaz
Well, R2-D2 have many holes and screams just like a jap porn actress
Ryder Ward
>>too big to fail
>>has to be bailed out
>>talks shit about things he knows nothing about
Is this how Han Solo became a Disney mascot?
Kayden Adams
>Luke cries in every single movie he is in
>ROTS: fucking wailing infant
>ANH: sobs when his aunt and uncle and ben die
>ESB: wails like a little bitch when vader tells him he is his father
>ROTJ: cries when vader dies
>TFA: cries when Rey shows up
>TLJ: cries most of the movie
Does Han ever cry once?
Jayden Green
Han is a real person with a personality. Luke is a blank slate meant to be us and we hate ourselves
Hunter Jenkins
I prefer Han Solo inside Luke Skywalker, desu
Carter Allen
CUS HES AN ALREADY ESTABLISHED SPACE CHAD NOT SOME LITTLE FAG ON A HEROS JOURNEY
Jack Peterson
Hey Faggot Imperials,
My name is Han, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day engaged in vile tyranny. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun oppressing alien races because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Holonet.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon, and a general in the rebel alliance. What have you accomplished, other than "jacking off to holograms of Twi'lek slaves"? I also made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO credits). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Joshua Sullivan
Janet Ellis > Sarah Greene > Caron Keating > Zoe Salmon
Logan Hughes
Han was a man who had his shit together. He could have dumped that proton torpedo down the tube himself, he didn't need Obi-Wan magick.
Luke was just an apprentice.
Ryan Hernandez
Not a bad list at all.
Nolan Jenkins
qt cat
Lucas Williams
because his ship is awesome