ITT: We write Simpsons plots

>Simpson get cell phone

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homer hjf

Sneed?

>Sneed calls

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homer goes deep sea diving and learns about delta P

Bart uses his phone to make constant sneed threads and reset his IP.

Simpsons go to the moon to become whalers

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>Billie Eilish?! What are you doing in Springfield?

>hello, is this Chuck?
>no, it’s Sneed.

And then it somehow ends in Wyoming with a Gladiator reference.

>Homer have CTE
>Homor slowly descends into madness
>Homoo shoots self in heart with a shotgun and leave note for family
>end of series

>sneed's not here man

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How would this website react if there was a sneed reference in the next simpsons episode?

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>Executive Producer
>Al Sneed

Homer build wall

Homer and Bart are replaced by Homor and Bort.
They have gay sex and it’s a good thing.
Sneed and Chuck marry each other.

farmers #1 and #2 fuck and suck marge

ecuse my english if sinfeld exist today jerry get ipad

Homor and Bort fight Drocola.

Bart has a sleepover with Milhouse
He comes home and tells Homer he saw Milhouse's mom sleeping in bed with another woman
Homer burns Milhouse's house the ground after nailing all the windows and doors shut
Goes to prison and death penalty
Sneed

>Lisa goes hiking in Morroco

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>Next TOH credits
>Executive Producer
>Al “Formerly Chuck’s” Jean

Bart becomes a mall cop.

Bart get grounded for mooning an old lady and giving her a heart attack.

As a result he can't go to the waterpark with his family and milhouse and instead has to stay home with grandpa.
Grandpa can tell Bart feels bad offers to take him for a drive to clear his head.
They end up going to the Hospital to apologize but she's already.
Grandad assures him that lots of times old people just die sometimes and it's not his fault

On the way home Grandad decides to let Bart drive a bit to cheer him up

Bart accidentally runs over some college kid but Grandad takes the fall and ends up getting arrested for vehicular manslaughter

Meanwhile everyone else caught salmonella at the water park

bart gay

Lisa goes to a college and finds a diverse group of feminist programmers to develop an AI that detects offensive social media posts and deletes them before they go online...

Oh, wait.

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Bart transitions and his family support him by using his preffered sneed pronouns.

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Jesus fucking Christ... another potentially great Simpsons thread ruined by you underaged cocksuckers. Seriously, how is uttering the same one or two phrases, or some variant of "Formerly X" funny? How is ruining any potential discussion of the greatest sitcom ever made enjoyable? I didn't have much growing up... in fact I was a latchkey kid. I didn't have many role models, but I did have The Simpsons growing up. Every week I would watch The Simpsons, recording each episode on my parents' VHS machine, then rewatch every episode during the summer. Eventually I enlisted in the Marine Corps and got sent to Iraq. Again, all I had was The Simpsons, seeing as how I had nothing waiting for me back home. My motivation to see the end of my tour alive was knowing that when I got back to the States I could look forward to seeing what kind of hijinks Homer and his family would be up to next. And I loved discussing this show on Yea Forums, one of the coolest places on the internet. Well, no more. I can't take this obnoxious spam for a second longer, I'm gone.

>potentially great Simpsons thread
This is pasta, but seriously?

Aoc shows up as herself and explains why Mr.Burns is bad. Cashing my check for next season because it’s already happening.

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See you tomorrow

hello chuck

Sneed you tomorrrow (formerly 2 days from now)

A chuck falls in love with a sneed

>Simpsons 2019

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>It's a Fuck and Suck episode

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Already a thing

This is what it sounds like when Sneeds chuck.

>Sneed jump gorg

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