Why do women in movies wear the guy's clothing after a sex scene?

Cursed the band. Caused them to break up.

>”YOUR BOYFRIEND GAVE ME THIS SHIRT”
w-why is Stacy so mean to us ugly girls?

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>us

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>us

show of hands of who's had that happen?

*raises hand*

its a movie trope, just like women covering themselves up with the sheets

Trophy

Because men wear one hundred fifty dollar David Donahue shirts, while women wear five dollar rags from Forever 21. Of course they'd make off with the spoils.

how the fuck would I know?
I'm 29 and a kissless virgin, I can't even remember the last time I talked to a cunt.
from my point of view sex could be one giant hoax as I have never seen it or had anything to do with it.

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Nah, they have their own clothes or they go around bare chested after sex. Women covering themselves is a movie meme.

my gf is too big to wear my shirts

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Trophy, but it's also generally more comfy after sex than putting whatever skintight shit they were wearing before

I actually want this to happen more often. A girl wearing a t-shirt of mine and nothing else is hot. Only had it happen once to me, which was when we were getting undressed and she picked up my shirt I'd just taken off and put it on (she was down to her underwear at this point) and started acting sexy. It worked.

its hot

Imcel cope

I’m really pretty I just haven’t found the right guy yet

based

>he never had his gf walking around the house wearing his flannel
>he never caught his gf happily smelling his scent from his clothes
>he never gave away a shirt because of how much she liked walking around in them
>he posts on Yea Forums about considering the things he never experienced as inaccurate to real life because he can't relate

You can wear hers

why did the boyfriend have that shirt in the first place

Delet

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Because he cheated

;e green tex

First time I had sex she cried and left. Not had another chance since so I wouldn't know.

>t. pierce brosnan

what the fuck is she eating?

>that goblin
>stacy

>wuz

fries & meatballs?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STACEYS LEAVE MY BOARD

they get off on the pheromones in your clothes. not only do they get to have an orgasm that lasts for two minutes, they sit there wearing our clothes and they just keep vibrating for half an hour after.

pheromones, nigga

>if women are attracted to intelligence-

They aren't.

good thing I shop at Ross then

My girlfriend would take my clothes because she said it smelled like me.
But she was a crazy cunt. And shes not my girlfriend anymore.

women aren't attracted to intelligence, women are bitches, mark my words

>flannels
>not hawaiian shirts
sleazecore bf > regular bf >>>>>>> hipster flannel-wearing soi bf

when you get your first girlfriend and finally lose your virginity, maybe you'll find out.

aww, of course you are sweetie.

1. Sign of ownership. Whether of male owning female or female owning male is unclear and varies.
2. Smells like the person they just had sex with, which makes it feel like the person is still there.

make the bitch wear my dbz buttonup

absolutely based

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Yep. Unbelievably hot, hotter than lingerie I find.

because you're too lacking in too many other areas for your intelligence to make up for it.

Calling us cunts might have something to do with your kissless virgin status.

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Holy BASED

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You're not nearly as smart as you think and you're kind of a creepy ass mother fucker. Sorry. p.s.: have sex.

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i'd be more concerned with that beer belly stretching the shirt

She wants to keep his scent close even if he isn't.

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Symbolic of ownership of the male.

Why does her face look prettier with the weight?

No way

It's okay to be gay user

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my ex would wear my boxers around the house whenever she stayed over for weekends. they barely fit over the widest part of her hips and were prone to "accidentally" falling off.

His original GF was a dyke turned straight.
Deepest lore.

>my gf is too big to wear my shirts
I know what you mean. She can't even do cowgirl because she would crush my pelvis.

I had sex once in 2013 im not like you guys.

Owned by, usually. Or taken. Claimed. A "I have chosen somebody for access to my womb" deal.

more like symbolic submissive possession by the male and a feeling of being smaller and more vulnerable by comparison.

>what the fuck is she eating?
Free IKEA food

I don't get it
what is the problem?

I once gave a t-shirt to a fat GF to shame her, I knew it wouldn't fit.

>I have a protector, and I am wearing his mark

They do it irl because women like the protection and security of being owned, and display your ownership of them by wearing your clothes. It's the same mechanism that makes women get turned on by rape.

Have sex.

why would you date a girl you were ashamed of

>tfw gf used to steal clothes out of my cupboard to keep and wear when in bed or around her apartment
Didn't mind it that much, since at least it meant I had spare changes of clothes at her place.

>broke up with ex
>she took a bunch of my clothes home after staying over and never brought them back
>asked for them back
>she never did
>lost a bunch of weight
>those clothes wouldn't fit me now anyway
thank you based exgf for sparing me from donating even more clothes

>we
reddit zoomer go back

You think if I didn't rap she would flirt back
Takin' off her skirt, let her wear my shirt before she leave
I'ma need my shirt back
Nigga you know how it go

When people say they're attracted to intelligence, what they actually mean is they want someone of comparable intelligence to them. Generally people don't want to feel stupid in comparison to their significant other, and they don't want to be feeling like their partner is an idiot either. Trust me, I've dated women who were much less intelligent than me and I quickly realised it wouldn't last. My girlfriend is definitely more intelligent than me, but only slightly.

>letting girls steal your shit and justifying it to yourself
lmfao whipped

>why would you date a girl you were ashamed of
I like pussy more than my own self-respect

Kill yourself tranny

have sex

youtu.be/LH4Y1ZUUx2g

Have you not been in a relationship, user? After a while it does start being "mutual shit" rather than "your shit" and "her shit".

>Women covering themselves is a movie meme
Wrong! Most women are uptight about their boobs. Getting her bra off is the final alpha filter usually.

a. Because several girls actually do this
b. It's an easy way to visually signal that sex recently happened (like how it used to be a trope to have them smoking to show that)

AG is such a culture thief. She isn't even close to hispanic, she's a ravioli muncher.

did girls really do this naturally irl before or did they just start doing it cos they saw it done on tv

And she probably kept them after she dumped you.

Yikes!

*whip sound*

No, we just have one wardrobe now. And a house. And matching rings on the wedding ring fingers.

I live n the South Central USA. If a girl wanted a post-sex shirt I would have to keep a few pup tents handy.

>This is what virgins actually believe

Women like wearing the clothes of men they're with, the gf stealing hoodies meme exists for a reason. My gf loves it when I let her wear my housecoat after I've had it on all day so she can smell me on it.

Maybe you're just dumb, nigga

To steal it

it's not stealing when you live together kiddo

I see she has the pedophile market cornered what that utter lack of a developed body, what a lame bougie bitch

women don't actually care about "feeling stupider" compared to the man, as long as he isn't a condescending twat about it. they get turned on by the idea of the authority it gives a man over her, to be her "teacher".

Good lord

*looks around to see what everyone else is doing*

they dont use the sheets to cover themselves like in the movies but they do wear one of your shirts sometimes

>it's not rape when she's your girlfriend, kiddo

ok here's the deal

I've only had sex literally once when I was 17 with a friend who I had a crush, who is now married to her bf she cheated on with me at the time

anyways I haven't had sex since and I'm 30 now. only one gf since (when I was 20) who gave me shitty handjobs. otherwise there wasn't anyone I was really into or the ones I did try to pursue didn't pan out as hoped .

now in the miraculous chance I do meet someone I'm really into, am I better off saying I'm a virgin or imply I have more sexual experience than I really do

they do

kill yourself facebook nigger

Its not kiddo, that's why she's your girlfriend.

In my experience its because its the first thing they pick up to either go for a piss or go get a drink and it covers them up without having to put pants on etc. Women are sluts in the moment but become shy after you bust a nut.

it's girlfriend, that's not she's why your kiddo.

Tip from a dude that gets laid.

Buy a kimono and give it to her after you have sex. She will wear that thing forever. Its better if its authentic japanese too. Its about showing off to her friends. If you buy her a dildo she can't show it off, but a Kimono....whoa she will parade that thing around to her pals and they will be jealous.
Just don't wear a Kimono yourself, you autistic fucking weaboo.

An IQ of 100-110 is ideal, with around 105 being the sweet spot. The typical internet Yea Forums incel is in the no-man's zone of 115-125, the point at which your intelligence is high enough to be annoying but not quite high enough to be really meaningful or useful like those in the 135+ IQ/2 standard deviation zone (and even geniuses tend to have little success because they feel alienated from everyone, look at Uncle Ted for the textbook example.)

Get laid, man. Find a chubby female friend and pay her to do you a favor. If not, there's a rifle and a rooftop in your future. men aren't supposed to go without sex, we're not genetically suited for it.

>buy her a kimono, bitches love kimonos
yea, i bet you make tons of the sex with real women.

>fuck a girl
>we're sweaty and smelly
>get up and walk to closet
>pull out a kimono
>"user wtf is that"
>"baby you're going to be wearing this a lot from now on"

>incels are just too smart to have sex
>nevermind all of the verifiable geniuses throughout history who had no trouble having multiple relationships
we're reaching levels of cope that shouldn't even be possible.

I can see you don't understand women. Oh well I tried.
If you fuck men then you are probably better off. You fuck then he hops out of bed and you say "later dude..."
"Later man, lets fuck next week bro, mkay?"
"Sure man, bring some beer and bugles too"
"Raj, I'm outies".

>men aren't supposed to go without sex, we're not genetically suited for it
What are we gonna fuckin do about it

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I keep seeing these endless nonsense responses and continually playing dumb shut all the time on here recently. Is this what they're doing on reddit? or has Yea Forums been flooded with a new wave of underage fags? these posters have a feminine anima.

>cope
nigger

I used to date a Filipino, and would often joke about her being other kinds of Asian. If I gave her a kimono, I really don't think she would have liked it.

>What are we gonna fuckin do about it
Its easy, women HAVE TO FUCK. Its their worst hidden secret. Women will blow a chimpanzee if they get desperate. Thats why they date guys who literally murder them later.

THEY NEED THE COCK. Don't be afraid to offer cock, and don't be afraid to be a man. They do not want effeminate guys in plaid shirts who tool around in retro bomber bicycles and carry messenger bags. They want men, real men. Even rabid feminists will let a real man fuck the shit out of them.
YOU are in charge, don't be tricked into thinking otherwise. We are born the stronger sex, 200,000 years of evolution backing us up.

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Because the studio didn't pay them enough to show their tits.

how fucking new are you, faggot.

uh oh, lil incel got 'tism triggered by the truth.

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women are dumb lmao

parasites, old habits die hard

>hey user I stole a pair of your socks today tee hee
>why?
>oh I dunno they were close

women will never realize truly how much all men naturally despise them

please leave your basement once in awhile and interact with the real world, and stop being such a painfully obvious incel.

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>please leave your basement once in awhile and interact with the real world, and stop being such a painfully obvious incel.

Pop quiz: What do breasts feel like, how do you massage them and how do you rub a pussy? Lets see how incel you are.

>/r9k/

how are virgin loners ever supposed to properly hate women? You don't know what it;s like til you;ve dated one for multiple years and lived with one.

>sex could be one giant hoax
It kinda is. All that garbage about how you should always use a condom has got to be the biggest scam ever perpetrated because it makes sex so lifeless and dull. Then when you don't use it the woman has all the power because she can use a pregnancy to control the rest of your life.

*pulls out a knife*
*stabs you in the face instead*
whoops what am i like

>Then when you don't use it the woman has all the power because she can use a pregnancy to control the rest of your life.
A man should never worry about having a baby. you are planting YOUR seed for the next generation. Hell, many women will have the kid and disappear if they don't like you.

The woman I lost my virginity to got turned on when I called her a cunt while I choked her.

Don't pretend you don't like that shit.

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>use a condom has got to be the biggest scam ever perpetrated
>when you don't use it the woman has all the power because she can use a pregnancy to control the rest of your life
pick one faggot

>What do breasts feel like
like warm apple pie you flaming incel, now fuck off back to your containment board.

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embarrassing tourists

It's a trophy to them. They keep your hoodie/shirt so they dont have to wear the same outfit they went out with yesterday. It's not so different than you keeping the panties of the girl u fucked (except you dont actually wear them).

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are you even trying?

It's not a trophy reddit virgin, they just where it around the fucking house

>being so severely autistic and insecure that you're afraid to properly quote posts because you think giving someone a (you) makes them better than you
wew incel

baffling post

hey, its me (115907695). did you think by not quoting me i wouldnt see this post? well i have so there

>>What do breasts feel like
>like warm apple pie you flaming incel, now fuck off back to your containment board.

Oh come on you don't even have your own personal breast massage technique? I will tell you mine. I use the flat of my hand and rub gently in varying circles, making sure the nipple pops around between my fingers. Slow and smooth, and then sometimes I just hold it with my fingers spread, no need to squeeze just the warmth of my hand is enough for her.
It all depends on the woman too, I had one who loved her nipples pinched, I thought it was odd but I did it anyway she loved it.

I tend to have a bit more pride about my seed than to give it to someone who can exercise sole dominion over it. In order to be worthy she must be absolutely loyal and submissive to me under penalty of death. It is not enough to pass on genetic information, but my will as well.

My genes do not own me or express me, I express them.

True. Also they like your smell. At least thats what I've been told when asking why she wanted my shirt/hoodie. I always found it very cute.

Well one fwb kept my hoodie.

So they can smell you without crowding your space.

Wow, never seen someone's face improve while their body degraded

Being molested doesn't count user.

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You could see her future by looking at her younger self I don't think that one's alarming. She was always goin to be a big bitch unless she was hyper active.

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>hey, its me (115907695). did you think by not quoting me i wouldnt see this post? well i have so there
zoomers have reached a new level of retardation

You’ve never had a boyfriend though.

did you just call me a retard?

More territorial behavior. You know a woman is gonna hang around a while, when she starts leaving shit in your place. They mark their territory, because we evolved away from marking with pee.
Women will also steal shirts and coats because they smell like you.
And, unless you're fucking fatties, your shirt will be bigger and more comfortable. I had several exes who stole my button downs and flannels for pajamas, because they were basically dresses on them (I like short women).

Weakling

girls like to steal things from guys, it’s like a trophy or something

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Raises paw

>ctrl+f
>no brosnan smiling.png reply

That’s why masturbation is a thing.

>responding to trannies

I’m not paying money for a child.

if you're not a cute asian girl from 2002 you should kill yourself

spotted the nigger

I’m probably the whitest person in this thread.

asian girls dont have paws, retard

I don't know much about women or sex but...

FUCK NIGGERS

This

Different angle and lighting.

Can confirm, girls have always done this to me and I always thought it was fucking adorable.

If you had sex with more than one woman you'd know they don't all like it.

>from my point of view sex could be one giant hoax as I have never seen it or had anything to do with it.
This. Not literally, but like you, it's very, very far removed from my reality.

and yet you've adopted the culture of a nigger

>except you dont actually wear them
Lost me at the end

t. Virgin

its crazy how its a normal part of daily life for literally everyone else but I never even seen a naked tit in 29 years of life.
everyone is in on the hoax but me

go to a strip club, you must be exposed to tits on a regular basis, its necessary for a man

BACK THE FUCK OFF???!!!

fucking dishonest faggot

It used to be a thing. Pretty much stopped when every man started dressing like a fucking 9 year-old their whole life.

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>Why do women in movies wear the guy's clothing after a sex scene?
Why can't men wear a woman's clothing after a sex scene?

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did he imply otherwise?

I opt to not have children for the purpose of them being a money sink. Also my genes are tainted and I’m not going to force another person into this world that will inevitably hate the experience.

I watch porn
its cheaper

this

you just said you werent going to pay for one, not that you weren't going to have any.

I disagree. Live, in person tits are magical. They are relaxing to watch and you have an almost zen-like experience.
Porn is like eating cold pizza, its just for draining the prostate in a time of short term need.

*raises hoof*

Kill yourself faggot scum

That was a response to the woman disappearing part. They might be out of your life physically, but not from your bank account.

Go back to Crystal.Cafe

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>It's a "user blames all women because he's too pathetic to find a good one" episode

Another rerun???

Why do boys do the same with womens clothes?

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I love it in your room all day
When you're gone I like to try on all your clothes

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*holds up spork*

I had sex with this married woman that wouldn’t leave my hotel room until I gave her a sock. Not a pair of socks, 1 sock. I gave her my shirt and she was happy.

GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU FUCKING HARPIES REEEEEEEEEEE

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what happens when a girl gives you her sweater to wear?

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Dunno, never dated a chick who could fit in my clothes