this is unironically the best hero movie ever.
just think about it for a moment.
This is unironically the best hero movie ever
Henry Rivera
Carson Jones
Nope
Parker Evans
>pic unrelated
Gavin Reed
Who cares about hero movies tho? Plebians? 6 billion plebians? I'm from Bueno Aires and I say FUCK EM ALL
Juan Collins
>pic unrelated
also not even a hero movie
Caleb Phillips
Pity it changed some things to make some characters and the main one look better than what they actually were.
And there's also Super which is brilliant.
Gavin Myers
yeah super is also quite fine but nothing is as good as hit girl
Thomas Hall
I liked them.
Julian Phillips
Reminder that ironic capeshit is still capeshit.
Angel Sanchez
lol
Anthony Brooks
>this is unironically the best hero movie ever.
>just think about it for a moment.
Hit girl and dad have a wall of automatic rifles, but use pistols the for all the gun battles for the entire movie.
/k/ remembers...
Landon Sanders
Only memorable for prime Moretz, otherwise trash
Jack Powell
Based. My favorite movie bar none.
Hudson Bennett
i agree
Jacob Bailey
Wrong
Ian Martinez
Bro wATCHmen is the greatest superhero movie ever. The visionary GENIUS Zach Snyder (OwO!) truly captured the anti war and anti interventionist themes of the graphic novel by completely changing the tone of the ending. It hurts me that BRAINLETS can't see that Zach Snyder is the most talented auteur of our generation. Some of you say that Watchmen is 3 hours of shitty action schlock wearing the face of one of the most beloved tragedies of all time, but it is the COMIC that wears the face of this masterpiece. You fucking DIPSHITS will never be able to truly get it--I am literally Rorschach, so I really appreciated that they turned a character that is supposed to be a disgusting dipshit into the hero.
Oliver Green
super was even worse than kickass.
defendor is where it's at.
Gavin Sanders
It's just a fun movie, why are you so insecure about other people liking different things?
Colton Martinez
>imagine typing all this
Jack Campbell
>it changed some things
The comic and the movie were developed at the same time.
Hudson Hall
>12 year old carrying automatic rifles around while doing acrobatics
back to your autist board
Tyler Robinson
>just turn your brain off
This is Watchmen, not a Marvel movie. It wasn't supposed to be fun, it was supposed to be smart.
Oliver Jackson
Alan Moore pls.
Benjamin Jenkins
>DUDE ITS JUST EPIC CAPESHIT FUN, WHY CALL OUT PEOPLE FOR HAVING SHIT TASTE
You should be skinned you fucking monkey.
Brody Myers
>Alan Moore
>Ever even watching that crap
Jaxon Williams
You're all fucking high
>pic related best hero movie
Luis Diaz
>tfw
Colton Martinez
defendor is better
James Fisher
It's still the best superhero film in the 21st century yes.
Evan Price
next you gonna say some shit like judge dredd
Kevin Peterson
dis
Jeremiah Sanchez
>he watches movies for something besides enjoyment but thinks that I'm the uppity reddit cunt for enjoying Watchmen
brain damaged
Ethan Richardson
>>he watches movies for something besides enjoyment
This guy probably eats for something besides surviving.
Just eat your poop bro.
Isaac Fisher
no i'm gonna say defendor
>mentally retarded kid asks grandpa where mom went
>mom's a cokefiend who ditched her retard baby for the next fix
>grandpa tells grandson she fell victim to captains of industry
>retard boy grows up thinking his mom was killed by a super villian named captain industry
John Powell
inciting violence against a judge is 5 years in an isocube.
Isaac Miller
dude you cant take these people seriously.
they are all tryhard elitists with no actual knowledge of cinema.
they feel like they belong in a special club.
this is what happens when you dont have anything else going in your life.
you try to make something about life special, otherwise what else do you have?
David Rodriguez
Harsh but fair.
Owen Miller
>not even a hero movie
Yes it is. It is a movie literally all about superheroes
Connor Russell
superheroes are not heroes
Parker Morgan
Yeah, I eat for enjoyment. Like I watch movies for enjoyment.
Your analogy is shit.
Lucas Taylor
>Your analogy is shit.
Just eat it bro.
Jackson Kelly
>actual knowledge of cinema
>special club
projecting much?
Owen Howard
Ya'll niggas need Darkman
Brody Powell
>who's Steve Jobs?
Adam Torres
The first half of the film was pretty realistic but then it devolved into typical hollywood gun kata bullshit.
Juan Brooks
Nigger.
Noah Allen
They were still different.
Colton Flores
too bad the sequel fucked everything up.
Elijah Turner
This. Matthew Vaughn should have made the sequel.
Connor Robinson
>this is unironically the best hero movie ever.
shove your irony up your pleb mother's stinky cunt
>just think about it for a moment.
Yeah. Really really deep up her cunt. She deserves it.
Evan Allen
>this is unironically the best hero movie ever.
Wrong, that is Blank Man.