Most realistic portrayals of extraterrestrials in movies?

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Holy shit, that's really well done.

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Fuck off space nigger we're full

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I was tempted to say Annihilation, but that might be almost unrealistically alien. It's difficult to imagine how an evolutionary process could lead to that kind of life.

It's likely that they do.

Arrival

>prove a negative
kys

X-COM lab night shift needs to have the "Don't Stick Your Dick In The Ayyys" safety briefing again I see.

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Well you just cured my impotence.

The Blob

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>Aaaangd it's heor within the tranquil waters of Poyang lake that we can soe aaaaa monolith of carved ng'rock protruding from the lake bed. Eeexperts are still struggling to explain how this laaandmark was shaped and came to bey. Could this in fact not be a mere 'rocky outcrop' at all but some koind of landing paaad built by 'the Gods' which they would use when they came down in their craft from 'the heavens' above? Moyboy, possibley.

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Life on Earth started basically as soon as it cooled off enough to allow liquid water. Earth is not special, the solar system is not special.

The jump to multi celular life took a long time though, but as far as we know it happened multiple times independently from the other multi celular evolutions.

And basically as soon as multi celular life started complexity exploded like crazy.

So imo there's lots of bacteria worlds out there, a fraction of those have multi celular organisms, but pretty much all of those will or have move to more complex life.

Intelligence is the tricky thing, a billion years of life on earth and as far as we know intelligence only emerged 2 or so million years ago.

So there's loads of aliens out there, they're just dumb animals.

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fpbp

Wrong

>dumb animals.
no u fag

Are you fucking stupid? Those are Earth robots, the descendants of the robots created by humans.

So Mexicans have been to space too?

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Correct but the issue is the universe is huge and the time window for intelligent civilizations is so incredibly small. We don't know how common Earth-like planets are, and it takes several millions of years of evolution (assuming a constant global climate, supervolcanoes, and lack of other mass-extinction events) to get something Human-like. Human history is only some 10,000 years, and we've only been able to escape our planet for ~60 years. And during this time we've developed the technological capability to cause a mass-extinction event upon ourselves. I don't think we will die in a nuclear holocaust anytime soon, but the fact that countries like India and Pakistan have nuclear weapons does not bode well for our future.

There's simply too much time and space between intelligent species.

t. cute ayy posting from Area 51
Please take me with you

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>some guy might have actually done this in the past
Hot

This is why we don't visit earth anymore. Filth.

>tfw extraterrestrial life may have arisen elsewhere in the universe but given the vast cosmic distances, timescales and differences in biology we may never meet aliens and as well as be capable of fucking them
GOD WE'RE SO HORNY AND LONELY

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>The earth is just an Incel in the universe
JUST

For you.

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ayylmaos walk among us.

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WE LIVE IN A UNIVERSE

Every day we stray further from God’s light

>not being part of the patrician electric universe
Don't worry bros. All will be well when the electric universe theory gains traction and btfo the plebian big bang theory

fpwp
I'm not entirely contend to believe that we are the only civilization in the entire universe. I'm pretty sure there is life out there. We're not sure when or how we can know until technology advances or we get visitors to Earth.

>electric universe
Was that supposed to be Jimi's 4th album?

at least he's circumcised

Alien life exists but they're all non-technological nigger species
Humans are the only white life to have arisen

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This.

Jooberg had access to a lot of reports and based his aliens on those reports.

Based Terran supremacist

There must be something out there.

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This is the final cosmic red pill

I don't even have to open this, I know exactly what it is from the reactions

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>Hundreds of steampunk alien death machines walk on the horizon towards you
>"PREPARE BAYONETS"

source?

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link plz

Horrorporn on pornhub

More like the most realistic portrait of "Shlomo Goes to Space" amirite.

>as far as we know intelligence only emerged 2 or so million years ago
Human intelligence. Animals are intelligent in many ways, often they have senses & instincts that humans are simply incapable of.

The pic is sideway, that's a guy having a tree growing out of his cut belly

>The first well-known UFO abduction case involved a young Brazilian farmer named Antonio Villas-Boas, who lived near Sao Paulo. Boas had an apparent abduction experience on the night of October 15, 1957.
>Eventually, an alien female entered the room, entirely naked.
>she had hair that was nearly white, large slanted blue eyes, an ordinary nose, small but ordinary ears, high cheekbones, and a pointed chin. They had sex
>When the sexual experience was over, the woman lost interest and left the room. Just before she left, she turned to him, pointed to her belly, then pointed to the southern sky.

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Oh, that is based.

>Shortly after this, Boas claimed that he was joined in the room by another humanoid. This one, however, was female, very attractive, and naked. She was the same height as the other beings he had encountered, with a small, pointed chin and large, blue catlike eyes. The hair on her head was long and white (somewhat like platinum blonde) but her underarm and pubic hair were bright red. Boas said he was strongly attracted to the woman, and the two had sexual intercourse. During this act, Boas noted that the female did not kiss him but instead nipped him on the chin.

>When it was all over, the female smiled at Boas, rubbing her belly and gestured upwards. Boas took this to mean that she was going to raise their child in space. The female seemed relieved that their "task" was over, and Boas himself said that he felt angered by the situation, because he felt as though he had been little more than "a good stallion" for the humanoids.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antônio_Vilas_Boas

>tfw you will never have sex with ayylmaos and have hybrid babies in space

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Genuinely didn't expect this. I stopped watching before anything happened.

I stopped at the cock. You guys re fucked.

For me, it's Xtro (1982).

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Proof of UFOs and abductions being opportunists and mistaken people is that virtually all the older accounts of aliens from before greys were the mainstream depiction, were completely different.

That's disturbing and upsetting if indeed true

this gave me a fetish

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The only issue that matters is distance

The universe is so unimaginably retardedly massive that you could visit a new Star system every milisecond for 1,000 years and still see far less than 0.1% of the whole universe

GOD

I desperately want more oral ovipositor porn

>first humans they fucked were hueniggers
aliens have garbage taste

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>Earth is not special
>The only place we know of in all of space where there is life because the conditions necessary to sustain it are just right, other life is just a theoretical possibility
>Not special

Even though Requiem is a solid 5/10, it had potential to be better than the first AvP film if only for a few lightbulbs here and there. Reiko Aylesworth was by far the best Ripley character they've had so far.

The Thing.

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>The only place we know of in all of space
Key words. The only places we know of in space are jack shit, we know literally nothing. Seeing far off galaxys that existed millions of years ago is nothing. It's like looking at a picture of the moon taken in 1920 and not seeing any atoms on the surface, therefore concluding that the moon has no atoms. to see alien life we have to actually visit PLANETS. and they're all so far away.

>There must be something out there.

why? and why does anyone imagine that it wants to have sex with us monkeys?

BHC

All you have to do is look around and see that the universe is big into mass production. Life is no different. We have the same shit in our system as anywhere else.

The cosmos creates energy, that creates stars, that creates galaxies, that create planets and moons and life. And that life eventually develops to the point it starts wondering how the fuck it got there in the first place. It's just what happens.

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>why?
Our current evidence of life existing on Earth means that life can exist

If life can exist, it can exist in multiple places. The question is jist how common it is. If it's uncommon, it's most likely to be located a fuckzillion trillion miles away and therefore might as well not exist at all.

When I say something, I mean life in general - even if it's single cell life. I refuse out of the hundreds of billions of galaxies life only started here.

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Actual, non brainlet, non drop out, non popsci monkey here:
>the jump to eurkaryotic life is so immensely unlikely that we are astonished it happened. Most planets with life are just big bacteria mat covered goop fests.
>most worlds in the habitable zone are super earth water worlds from what we know from Kepler. This means, that even if multicellular life spawns, it's most likely going to be on a super earth with monstrous gravity that chemical rockets cant physically leave and the critters will be limited by their biology due to their water environment.

Basically. Most life is bacteria. Few that manage to get past that are going to be on water worlds and super earths, and they will be like dolphin and fish analogs who cant use tools and cant physically leave their atmosphere because of gravity.

The most special trait of our solar system is that we dont have a super earth fucking things up but almost every other system does

And you're a fucking pussy.

The Roswell ayys were described as greys and that was all the way back in 1947. Villas-Boas seemed to describe some kind of hybrid or prehaps the "Nordic" type which was another alien meme popular in the 50s. If you want to hear some really out there shit check out the Voronezh UFO landing from Russia.

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If a the chance of something happening is greater than zero, then eventually it will happen.

We can tell that the chances of life starting are greater than 0 because there's life here on Earth

Still a chance for life though

Charles Darwin here. This.

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Inter-dimensional, not extraterrestrial.

It's literally the vastly more likely hypothesis.

Who would you fuck so that nobody believed you? A farmer in Brazil, bumfuck nowhere or some everyday american?

Also the guy went to become a lawyer. What a chad.

Imagine being this lonely piece of dirt, PFFFTTTTHAHAHAHA

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the virgin earthcel
>beautiful but ruined by indians and chinese
>blacks exist
>has a chunk of it orbiting it
>kept alive by the sun which will run out
the chad hidden planet
>doesn't have blacks

Based

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Mission to Mars
A.I. Artificial Intelligence

If our own dimension is so massive already, wouldn't interdimensional travel vastly decrease the chances anyone ever stumbles upon us? By at least a factor of 2?

Arrival

For me, it's Jupiter. A silent guardian, a watchful protector.

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Look at this Chad motherfucker

>>the jump to eurkaryotic life is so immensely unlikely that we are astonished it happened. Most planets with life are just big bacteria mat covered goop fests.
What the fuck are you talking about?

They're from alternate earths.

>The jump to multi celular life took a long time though, but as far as we know it happened multiple times independently
Wut, what on earth do you base that on?
All current life and all known life share the same direct ancestry (as far as it's possible to tell). What indications has there ever been of different multicellular lines?

what race were they and what did they want with the children?

This planet was seeded by asteroids containing life.

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For me, it's the Sun.

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All these world are yours, save Europa. Attempt no landing there.

>so immensely unlikely
Yea go fuck yourself and your "academic" horseshit.

>tfw I will never fuck an alien

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Membrane bound organelles, and specifically, the insertion of mitochondria are so immensely unlikely that our collective knowledge is not enough to explain how it happened. Every model we create has it be an incredibly minor, miniscule, tiny chance.
Without mitochondria, cells would never have been able to make the leap to multicellular life.

E.T. just means off-planet dude, so even if it is "other dimensional" it would be an "other dimensional E.T.".

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transcendence (2014)

I'm still getting to grips with how life on this planet is bonkers, let alone an alien lifeform.

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This is
1) Wrong
2) Near sighted as fuck.

t.medical biologist

Was it kino? And, most importantly, WAS IT TRUE?

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Fuck off pedant, we're clearly talking about deep space travel.

PISSANT PEDANT NIGGER

No depiction of extraterrestrials can be realistic given that they aren't real.

Name 1 (one) planet we have found with life besides Earth.

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Sounds like Earth was made by aliens.

>are so immensely unlikely
How do you know?

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>world are yours, save Europa. Attempt no landing there.
I know where I'm going this weekend, EUROPA! Who's with me!

The Phylliidae are interesting species. I can imagine that there are shit loads of unknown species on Earth that haven't been discovered yet. Especially in the deep ocean.

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brehs..........

Which still means E.T., regardless of how much you sperge out.

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>and why does anyone imagine that it wants to have sex with us monkeys?
Are you implying they will have a choice in the matter?

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What is andrew wiles' proof of fermants last theorem? A proof of a negative

yeah it was related to Project Serpo.

>tfw you will never be a breeding stallion for ayys and get them HUMANED because their own males are too weak and small dicked
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

THE ABSOLUTE UNIT PLANET

Saturn is the patrician's choice, but Jupiter is the real hero of the solar system.

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>Speak a language that makes them able to see through time
>DUDE THIS IS SO REALISTIC
Gods it was a stupid flick

Time is relative, e=mc2 bro

Not applicable in this instance, faggot. I highly doubt you even under Wiles' work LMAO

>No Thunderchild

For me, it was Forever Autumn.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yn3AJjuup3Q

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Check out the Lizard Man of Scape ore Swamp as well.

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>Are you fucking stupid? Those are Earth robots, the descendants of the robots created by humans.
Unfortunately, those were actual aliens

youtube.com/watch?v=bM3sH8iUgy8

That depends on how you interpret what's shown. I wasn't familiar with the story when I watched it, so I took what was shown of the alien at the end to be nothing more than what the characters could perceive. It took the alien to be not only extraterrestrial but also extradimensional as well, a creature whose consciousness manifested as the "shimmer," a zone that expanded as it incorporated more and more of our world into its "thoughts." I took it to have no physical form, merely abstract existence.

>All these world are yours, save Europa. Attempt no landing there.
Great book

Mesoamerica-aboo here, that engraving is depicting the soul of the maya king leaving his body and also in the form of the maya world tree, and as such you also see him adorned with regalia of ferility/maize/nature gods. It's not a spaceship.

Mesoamerican civilizations are more advanced then people realize, but they weren't fucking interstellar travelers or aliens, though I would argue that they represent an interesting case study in how other civilizations on other planets might develop, in that due to their isolation and unique geographic conditions, Mesoamerican civilizations developed in unique ways compared to how Eurasian civilizations did, prioritizing certain things differently

I'm sort of busy so I can't garuntee a hyper autistic 3-post long reply for every question, but i'm happy to lurk around and answer any questions people have about Mesoamerican history and culture and give resources to info, etc

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I gotta read those books again. So fucking good

>A.I. Artificial Intelligence

I love this film and no one can stop me.

youtube.com/watch?v=LuVQWech6N0

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Me too user

you are extremely low IQ and if you ever went to college you "studied" some bachelor of arts clown stuff

fire in the sky

Super-earths don't have ridiculous gravity because of the inverse square rule. They're big, but because of that fact, their surface gravity isn't crushing, as their radius puts their surface farther from the center of mass. From what I've read, most enjoy a surface gravity about a third heavier than our own, noticable, obviously, but not unlivable and still comfortably within the bounds of the rocket equation.

>Durrrr Childs has no visible breath at the end so he's the thing
>meanwhile this scene

The guy who that movie was based on was actually on a life detector show.
youtube.com/watch?v=FUQMk9kXy38

>And that's when the large one with the domed head leaned forward and whispered directly into my mind.
>It whispered, "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch."

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OHHHHH FUCKKKK
BTFO

Which were the questions he answered truthfully?

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Obsessed incel

No, it was a shitty teen slasher movie with Preds and Aliens shoehorned in. The only people who defend it are faggots with a boner for that god awful maternity scene.

I hope some day we get a good adaption which features it. I remember listening to that track as a kid and it always gave me goosebumps.

I though the USS Thunder Child was going to show up during the ferry scene in the Tom Cruise version but it didn't. Wasted opportunity.

youtube.com/watch?v=tb4BWSUV8mM

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>Guy caught making hoax after hoax after hoax
>Durr hurf, is eet troo guys?

I'm amazed people as stupid as you even know how to type.

Jabberwockxeno

Is there anything more pathetic than SCP fanboys?

>Stanley Tiger "Stan" Romanek (born 1 December 1962) is an American author, alien abductee claimant, and convicted sex offender.

Close encounters for friendly aliens.
No movie accurately depicts hostile aliens though, at least that I'm aware of. They always engage us in combat, either via their ships, in person or via machines. In reality, a hostile alien race who wanted our planet would likely just engineer and drop a genetically modified virus that wipes us all out before we even know that they exist and want us dead.

that mexican nigga isn´t flying a space ship, turn 90 degrees clockwise and see, hes been executed

FILM ADAPTION FUCKING WHEN??

STOP DILLYDALLYING, MORGAN FREEMAN

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Battlefield Earth is a shit movie, a shit book, but a great depiction of the aftermath of an Earth vs. aliens war. We're BTFO so hard that our descendants are a relic population of neo-cavemen who don't even know their ancestors built the ruined cities. The aliens use us for cheap expendable labor and entertainment.

Sorry to disappoint you user and your expected "aha gotcha" moment, but i've repeatedly stated that I coordinate with 2 other people in terms of exchanging our resources in terms of book scans, art, copies of studies/papers, etc, and sometimes post formats, and that one of them is another user from /his. while the other is who you just stated, and i've outright linked to their plebbit posts before which compiles booklists and shit.

Oh we just used to play Halo together and he would always post about mesoamerican stuff so I assumed its him

Want to post your username or whatever for me to send his way so he can reach out or something?

Surprisingly spooky asshole aliens

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But that's what God wanted

Why didn't they use the wheel? They had invented it but it wasn't in extensive use.

Monsters is actually top kino on a shoestring budget where the director did all the CGI himself in his bedroom

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What are some movies about traveling to the future? Maybe we can do like in the video and then we can meet aliens easier.
youtu.be/YzMrNFd4oOk?t=20

God seems to want far too much for my liking.

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a man of fine taste

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saturn is evil and represents the antithesis of everything human, do not look upon it.

This. We're alone in the universe and the universe itself is utterly meaningless. Life itself is an improbable fluke and consciousness is an even more improbable one. It's bound to happen on an enormously large sample size, but the human race and life itself is ultimately doomed. Human existence is an aberration and eventually it will mean revert and the universe will return to emptiness. Believing that aliens are out there is just a leap of faith. The same sort of leap of faith that the people who typically believe in them condemn religious people for making with regards to their gospels, afterlife, and so on. Incidentally this is also the case with the belief in "Super A.I." being right around the corner! It isn't. It's an impossible concept as much as faster than light travel and perpetual motion machines. You're alone, there's no rescue ship coming, you're going to die, your whole existence is meaningless and insignificant, and no technology or extraterrestrial being is going to save you.

For the same reason romans didn't use steem power despite discovering almost 2000 before brits or the greeks not using the advanced mechanism in the antikhytera mechanism that wouldn't be used again until the enlightedment, they simply didn't have any profitable used, america lacked any good chargo animals so they had to rely on manpower only.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Sh2-P8hG5-E

Thanks for the reply user. I know they had some knowledge of bronze metallurgy, were they as advanced as say the Greeks?

Compare this with /our guy/ Jupiter
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I prefer this one. Sounds like an ambient, horror movie soundtrack.

>t. ringlet

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Based that you think i'm your guy. It's sad that nobody visits the planet, would've been awesome seeing the clouds. You should visit and float in it user

2spooky4me

youtube.com/watch?v=9b5ueiALdB0

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Considering how it's five times the length, they probably actually don't sound too different. That's the problem with these "space sounds", they're not accurately representing anything, you can present it in any way you want to get something that sounds interesting

Hopefully we terraform Mars.

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This.

We are certainly not alone, but the closest lifeform (let's not even talk about civilisation) is so fucking far away that it is AS IF we were alone

mars a cute.

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That test was shit. He passed the only one that counts, and that's the one issued by Cy Gilson, who pioneered the system and was the official poly examiner for the state of Arizona.

ufocasebook.com/walton_gilson.html

if there's one thing worth praising, it's our sun. the true giver of life.

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he was also drinking the molotov cocktail without any issue

True, true. The Egyptians were a lot closer to the truth about "Ra" then they might have imagined.

Sorry for the delay

Well, firstly, as you note, they actually did have them and understood their mechanical properties: They made toys using wheels which also had axels, and wheel like devices were used in pottery production. Not quite a potter's wheel, but basically a spinning top which did the same thing. They also had spindle whorls.

The leading idea is that wheels weren't used in transportation by them because the region didn't have any suitable beasts of burden (your only real options are deer, which are skitish and fragile, and jaguar, which would tear your face off), and in general, the only domesticated animals the Mesoamericans had were dogs, poultry, and bees. Without having an animal to attach a cart to, using a wheel for transportation is a lot less obvious. That may seem silly, since a wheelbarrow is so seemingly obvious, but historically the wheelbarrow wasn't invented in the Old World untill 0ad either: So the Sumerians, Babylonains, Assyrians, Ancient Egyptians, the Shang, Zhou, and Qin dyansties, the Mycenaean, and Ancient Greeks all never figured wheelbarrows out either, and they DID have beasts of burden.

Secondly, the terrain in Mesoamerica is large tropical, wet, humid swamps and jungles in the lowlands, and rough valleys, mountains, and mesas in the highlands. It's not exactly ideal terrain for wheel use, especially since purely wooden wheels tend to splinter pretty easily, especially in heat and humidity: Wheels really need metal supports and sheaths over the ground contact part, and....

... while the Mesoamericans could smelt copper and bronze; not just gold and silver;, they wasn't really viewed or used as a utilitarian material. There's not really a consensus on this, but my own pet theory is that, if you look at the Spanish Conquest (in reality it wasn't very "Spanish", but that's it's own topic), Conquistadors often said "fuck this' and gave up their own steel armor in favor of Mesoamerican armor....

1/2

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Probably Alien. I can 100% imagine a future human company going out to try and hunt a dangerous as fuck creature they know almost nothing about just because they want to use it for weaponry and technology and the whole mission going to shit.

And then I can imagine them trying again even after the first attempt was such a clusterfuck.

The effects in this movie still blow my mind. Although I've never understood what exactly is going on here that required Arnie's head be fake.

Galaxy of Terror.

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>Although I've never understood what exactly is going on here that required Arnie's head be fake.

Probably easier to fit a fake Arnie head into another fake head, they could probably make the fake Arnie head smaller than the real Arnie head so it looked realistic in isolation.

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>russian drinking some shit, selfmade acohol
>a washing machine and some a traffic sign are nearby
>they go full Cyka Blyat and see the washing machine and traffic signs as aliens,trying to steal their booze
>Life in russia boring, grey and dull so people love that story
>years later western basement dwellers take that shit serious

>ctrl+f battle: los angeles
>no results
This board is SHIT

Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me.

that film was shit

cont:

..., due to the heat and humidity. It stands to reason that if even Conquistadors, who were used to wearing this armor (note that most didn't have it to begin with since most Conquistadors were poor to mid class and had to buy their own supplies) couldn't deal with it in the climate, then that region's native civilizations wouldn't bother to develop it. And if nobody is using metal armor, there's much less of an incenvite to develop metal weapons: Obsidian is abundent in Mesoamerica, and it's actually many times sharper when knapped then even modern steel scapels are, shit can have edges nearly a single molecule thick. The downside is it's brittle, but if you aren't facing enemies in metal armor it'd shatter against, then you don't really have to worry about it's disadntages much while it's finer edge is still an advantage.

The other possibility is simply time: Metallurgy was only first introduced in Mesoamerica in 600AD, by way of cultural diffusion from the Andes up through Central America, and Bronze metallurgy wasn't a thing untill around 1100AD, so bronze working was still pretty recent, so perhaps they just hadn't transitoned into using it for weaponry and armor yet

That's not to say that they had only just entered the Bronze age: You can't apply the 3 ages system at all to Mesoamericans due to their isolation and different cultural and geographic conditions which meant they didn't develop along the same pathway to begin with: It's a mistake to try to peg them along a certain point of development that Eurasian cultures went through when they weren't even following that same progression, which is why even the most complex Mesoamerican cultures are seemingly behind Bronze age civilizations in some ways, yet are even ahead of contemporary 16th century europe in others. As a result, Mesoamerica has it's own age divisions, see the pic

2/3 want one more post

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District 9

Imaging walking through the hotel at night and seeing just her silhouette at the end of the floor....

Holy fuck, i didnt realize how small mars is compared to earth. I thought it was like roughly the same size.

>We're alone in the universe and the universe itself is utterly meaningless. Life itself is an improbable fluke and consciousness is an even more improbable one
>t. 17 year old edgelord fedorafag
You sound like you just figured out how to rebel against your parents so you abandoned christianity and became a nihilistic atheist despite still not understanding anything about the world.
Life isn't anywhere near improbable, nor is consciousness. I mean, anything with a nervous system has consciousness, there are just various levels depending on the sophistication of the system. Fucking plants have consciousness. The difference between our consciousness and plant consciousness is one of degree, not kind.

It is, it's just really far away.

I would simultaneously shit and cum in my pants

t. Alien

Venus is truly Earth's twin. Mars is a cute but small.

our whole universe was in a

>Grab a bucket and scoop up some water on the beach
>Look inside the bucket
>No fish inside
>"Hurr that must mean there's no fish in the ocean"

Your logic at work right here.

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The sad thing is with her height and that face, she would look good if she would just start to eat...

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still one of the best practical shots I have ever seen

good stuff user, i have a few questions too if you humor me
1) why did they never expand beyond central america too much? was it rival empires checking their expansion or did they just collapse before being able to do it?
2)re: beasts of burden i know alpacas and llamas range is beyond central america but couldn't they have come into contact with other peoples who had tamed them, or at least knew of them.
3) is there any truth to what that user on his keeps memeing about, that based on certain factors mesoamerican civs had greater civilizational potential than european ones. i remember something like, it took europeans 10 000 years to get established while it took mesoamericans 8 000 years (pulling numbers out of my ass)
and basically europeans were more advanced because they had a head start.

short answers are fine, i know you already broke your fingers from typing

you are too new to be allowed to know. eventually, when you lurk more, the knowledge on how to find out will be imparted upon you.

Ages ago, life was born in the primitive sea. Young life forms constantly evolved in order to survive. Some prospered, some did not, all sorts of life ebbed and flowed like the tide. In the quiet rhythm of the mother sea, life grew, always seeking to survive and flourish. Soon life began the advance towards the land, opening new habitats. A great prosperity came, as life conquered even the highest mountains. Mass extinctions came wave after wave, but empty niches always quickly refilled, to once again prosper, grow and reproduce. Someday the next great emigration will occur, as we leave this existence looking for another. The journey will begin anew.

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With how badly SyFy fucked up Childhood's End, I hope never.

Earth is the Stacy of the Solar System.

Herod of Alexandria was not a Roman, brainlet. Americans had oxen, and Greek sailors definitely used the Antikythera for navigation.

Also proofread your statements before you post them. You can't spell and your grammar is fucking atrocious.

marcianito 100% real no fake kino fucking when

fuckin nice buddeh

best map/soundtrack in that game

US NAVY PILOTS LITERALLY SAW SPINNING SHIPS SHAPED LIKE A CUBE INSIDE A SPHERE
GOING NEARLY INSTANTLY FROM STATIONARY HOVER TO HYPERSONIC SPEEDS MEANING ABOVE MACH 5
ACCELERATING AND STOPPING BEYOND ALL HUMAN SURVIVABLE G FORES, THERE WERE NEAR COLLISIONS WITH THEIR JETS

THE AYYS ARE ANNOUNCING THEMSELVES TO THE TOP EARTH POWER AND DABBING HARD

youtube.com/watch?v=kC2QK6KHnEA

He wasn't

next you are going to say the aliens from Signs were demons.

Oh Jesus, that's got to be the most reddit meme I've ever seen