>pioneered an entire genre of filmmaking
>has a legitimate family and house
>introduced the west to Godzilla
>gets other people to do all the work for him now
>a hundred years from now people will still be watching his legendary 100 episode run of AVGN
Face it, James is a visionary and innovator.
Big James
I hope someone introduces Biotin to him soon
Channel awesome tier cringe from a wannabe filmmaker.
none of that is true
He will be eclipsed by Mike Matei, the author of Loco Bandito
Things seem to be on an uptick right now. AVGN episodes with more soul, Rental Reviews starting to click better, even J&MM s getting watchable. I think we all owe a big thanks to Tony, Kieran and Justin for getting James back on track.
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also author of the early kino AVGN episodes.
When did you first realize James was special ed?
>I think we all owe a big thanks to Tony, Kieran and Justin for getting James back on track.
I unironically already believed this
t. Slob Zombie
James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.
Why does Mike look like a vampire from 30 Days of Night here?
based
help...
james is not channel awesome but he's basically responsible for it
Their Castlevania 4 episodes were comfy af
>legitimate family
youi seriously think every woman in the world isn't cucking men 24/7? fucking feminist
when he actually said that in the video
kike magay will be forgotten in half a generation
>back on track
>that time the rental review gang has a Twin Peaks intro
>turns out only one of the geeks had actually seen the show
Dude is a vampire. Look at how young he still looks at 40.
april definetaly cucks him
based tony
Loco Bandito was just a blatant ripoff of Johnny Ryan's stuff but without the actual humor and more autism.
every man is a cuck and an incel. It's just a fact of life in our bitch of a world.
James with a KINO TIER costume. All the rest are pathetic.
loco bandito would have been successful...but no one HAD THE BALLS TO publish it
Yeah but he looks dead in
>young
and fat
He looks like he has saggy old man tits in his latest video on his channel.
honk honk
Look at this tittyboi
JUST
>>introduced the west to Godzilla
you fucking wish zoomer
I used to be in movies....
NOOOOOOOOOO BOOTSY DON'T TRAP US IN THE BOTTLES AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH
>But now fuck that. It's the 10-year anniversary of the year 2000.
>unironically hangs out with people that fat
Fugg?
He's gonna take you back to the past...
To watch you fuck his wife in the ass.
He'd rather have... A BBC
Satisfy his wife like he never could
He'd rather eat... The cum filled asshole
Remains of her being passed round the 'hood
He's the angriest cuck you've ever heard
He's the angry beta male nerd
He's the angry open relationship nerd
He's the cuckold video game nerd
>ugh the new godzilla movie is so problematic
Would you change your life for his?
Also a cuck
>>introduced the west to Godzilla
Have you noticed the only people still into AVGN seem to be special needs just like James? I guess there's that comfort in routine.
I didn't know this.. Is James an autist or what?
Is that James?
I think so with 99% certainty.
Chris-Chan did the exact same run down the aisle high-fiving people thing at the convention panels about him
REPENT ZOOMER
>>pioneered an entire genre of filmmaking
What?
>>has a legitimate family and house
So
>>introduced the west to Godzilla
What?
>>gets other people to do all the work for him now
What?
>>a hundred years from now people will still be watching his legendary 100 episode run of AVGN
I only have about 10 years left, maybe less if I can't get this tick off of my back
>Face it, James is a visionary and innovator.
No he isn't.
When did the indiana jones episode came out? That was my first video of them I've seen. I've been following him ever since...until I stopped watching their videos like 3 or even 4 years ago when they were almost only Mike streaming. Holy shit where did the time go?
what a fucking tard lolololoool
.....There are convention panels about Chris-chan?
That won't help his hair grow.
There were but then he had a public breakdown crying on the floor so I don’t think he does them anymore.
He's gonna take (you) back to the past...
that gengar shirt is unironically dope
Thank you, I enjoyed this webm.
I like how you change something every time you post this
what
Fuck off Alex
user changes something every time. If you go to the archive the first post is completely normal. Halfway he changes Ryan’s face, moves the “i” in coincidence, has a white bar under mike, changed the fonts for cinemassacre
another retarded face from james
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This guy is so fucking disgusting and creepy looking. He makes me uncomfortable. I can't imagine being friends with someone like that. Gosh I feel bad for James.
i miss Mike and James kino movie reviews. but tony is alright
I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer. He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding. I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.
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ITS OUT!!!!!
you can be cuck and run a famoly. james rolfe proves it!
why does nobody like mike
he gets his vampire genes from his romanian and hungarian heritage. its legit spooky looking at a real life monster
erin is fattening up with mcdonalds. she forces him to go 6 times a week
Hes a douchebag. Watch some of the older James and Mike mondays. You'll see how much he resents James even though hes Mike's meal ticket.
>watch james and mike mondays
no thanks
I thought you said Bitcoin for a second.
Mmhmm. Yep. Checked.
i legit hope some sick fuck faps to this and that he one day meets james or mike in person
For whatever reason james really seems like an honest person. Really down to the earth guy. Wouldn't say this for any other guy who came from gametrailers or screwattack etc. Especially not from later youtube.
I might be totally wrong. Maybe james is the evil mastermind. Who knows.
Whatever the case, that mike is opposite of that. just there for the money and whatever.
How can you tell if someones from special ed? the way they run
screw attack is completely gutted
Klingon costume ebay auction.
i love mike.
Hes a cringy unfunny boomer autist who turned cinemassacre brand into a joke (before screenwave).
but goddamn, its just so entertaining. James always wanted to create something so bad its good, and he failed to do this in the avgn movie. Mike managed to do this with mineycrafta. Mike did in an afternoon what james tried his whole life to do.
also, his streams are really comfy. i love watching him do 2d sidescrollers
mike is better than james and is more funny when he gets pissed off
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What will?
based latza
has it really been 10 years? since that . jesus fuck
reminder that Mike slept over with James' wife while James was scouting for the AVGN movie, James left the guest bedroom open for Mike but when he got home it was completely untouched
>4 active cinemassacre threads on Yea Forums
link?
Remember when Latza auditioned for the avgn movie? how could james possibly turn him down. no wonder the movie failed
has james exiled mike? he never shows up in the kino movie reviews anymore
Yeah, wasn't that great?
>looks at ps4
>tosses it behind the couch
>goes back to playing castlevania nes hacks
Pretty much. Mike's not on any of the Rental Reviews, and he doesn't do any writing or editing for the channel anymore. He only hangs out with James once a month for a few hours to play games for James and Mike Mondays. Look how detached and uninterested James is during those videos now. He is literally watching the clock and is a zombie throughout. They probably don't even talk to each other any more except as a co-worker sort of thing.
it all started after James left to scout locations for the movie, lot of weird shit went on while he was gone from what I've heard
Fuck I love any picture of current day Mike with the crew. He's so dead inside. He wanted it to just be him and James
Oops, now he doesn't look young at all
They didn't even have Mike and Guitar Guy in the movie for more than 10 seconds! Bootsy didn't even want anything to do with that steaming pile.
He was told if he'd high five everyone he'd get to go to McDonald's later and go to Toys R Us and pick out one toy
fucking kek
this is truly the soulless era of cinemassacre
Three Stooges is problematic!
i think it was mike decision to stay out of rental reviews, since he looked so bored in the first 2 episodes
Im not convinced james and mike dont get along. check out the godzilla and hacks james and mike episodes. they still seem besties
fat mike was the one taking the picture of course
A real anomaly none of that fat goes to his face though if you ask me.
or his arms, what a freak
Future Mike Matei
i need to breed kinsey
Geniuames Rolfe
>introduced the west to Godzilla
Fucking zoomers
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>there WILL be problems
kino
KIERAN NOOOOOOOO WTF
cute couple!
>introduced the west to Godzilla
Fucking what
Godzilla was a pop culture phenomenon in the west before that little faggot was even born.
JEFFREY SWEENIE
IF YOU SHOW UP TO ME AT TOO MANY GAMES CONVENTION
THERE WILLLL BE PROBLEMS!
Kieran seems ok, i guess
>tfw kieran and jeff will never kill each other in a fight
You DID buy the Irate Gamer Season 1 on DVD, right, Yea Forums?
>"caucasion sausage fest"
>april definetaly cucks him
yeah and with BBC nonetheless, poor james.
>why does nobody like mike
jealousy
uhhhhhHHHHHHH *points findger in mouth*
That time Pat the NES Cunt was on Pawn Stars.
>he doesnt become skinny fat instead of fat
imagine having shitty genes
it's screenwave destroyer now
That time cunt was on 1000 ways to shill
>Writes some paragraph-long pre-Trump virtue-signalling diatribe fluff about the importance of diversity
>"SHE'S KEKOLDING THE NERD! APRIL ROLFE HAS SEX WITH NIGGERS! SHE LOVES BBC!"
I never understood this meme. How do you arrive at that conclusion logically, without just projecting your own repressed sexual assumptions and fantasies?
>spoony the idiot decides to go to war with the Deadliest Warrior people over there stupid game
>instantly blackballs himself from having any hopes of being on like Pat did
where do you think self-hatred and "love for diversity" takes one if not to racial fetishism?
STOP CENSORING 4PLEBS MIKE
you watch this scene and tell me hes not a cuck
That's fucking stupid. By your logic, every single white couple in the west over the last century who hasn't adhered to some explicitly racial separatist pro-European political philosophy like Nazism or white nationalism probably engages in interracial cuckoldry. Quit hatefapping to BLACKED and have sex you mental midget.
Nice thread, James.
Your show was a 5/10 but the theme song was 8/10
James totally fucked over Bootsy and Kyle and they were his friends/room-mates since college! He pushed them out for the Screenwave era. He sold his soul!
i personally beloeve the theory that justin ate bootsy and kyle
are you retarded user?
>every single white couple in the west over the last century who hasn't adhered to some explicitly racial separatist pro-European political philosophy like Nazism or white nationalism
>if you're not an nazi or an ethnic nationalist you hate your race and loves shitskins
oh yes i forgot retards can't think beyond black and white terms, being indiferent towards your race or the whole culture surrounding race relations is very different from being self hating and being directly against your own race while simultaneously being pro other races.
>Quit hatefapping to BLACKED
i am not even white why would i hatefap at niggers fucking white woman?
how many times are you gonna post this you pathetic fucking faggot
Why are two guys mooching off his fame “his soul”
I made the AVGN/RLM memes and haven't posted any in weeks
>Acting as wingman for your dorky manlet black friend in his dorky romantic pursuit of some roastie makes you a cuck
The crux of cuck fetishism is the use of infidelity to stimulate feelings of masochistic jealousy and humiliation, often of a racial nature; encouraging your Urkel-looking black weeb friend to smash is hardly consistent with the typical presentation of cuck pathology.
cringe
His sold out to Ryan and Screenwave and threw his friends and long-time Cinemassacre characters out/contributors for the garbage we have now.
I didn't see the movie, just the trailer, but wasn't the point of her character that she's a fake gamer girl, and she's really just marketing some shitty game for a corporation? Does she genuinely like the black guy or is she still faking in this context?
>pretending reddit letter memeia and shittemassacre are your friends and making pics of them
cringe
What went wrong?
iPhones
We were supposed to already be dead at this point.
EAT A BOWL OF FUCK YOU ASSHOLIAN
We are. Everyone died in 2012 and we're in a holding dimension/purgatory
rlm/cinemassacre poster really wants that crossover...that will never happen
We all know what he really wants
HAHAHAHAHA
GODZILLAKEKS BTFO
YOUR LITTLE GOD EMPORER NERD UTERLLY HATES YOUR SHITMOBIE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Both are annoying in their own ways.
> Mike with his autismo screech
> Jay with his hipster / lesbian-techno tastes.
>being indiferent towards your race or the whole culture surrounding race relations is very different from being self hating and being directly against your own race while simultaneously being pro other races.
If you're racially unconscious and you don't give a shit about ethnicity the way most white people don't, then how is the promotion of the pleasant-sounding, egalitarian ideal of diversity a form of self-hatred? You have to be aware that you even have a "self" to hate it, you fucking idiot.
They'd make a cute couple
>lesbians tastes
...what movies do lesbians like?
movies like the neon demon
it looks like horrendous shit kek
>A kino episode of peak AVGN every two weeks
God, take me the fuck back
Never watched this faggot, never will.
2011
>i cant release 2 avgn a week, im working on the movie
2015
>i cant release 2 avgn a week, im working on board james
2016
>i cant release 2 avgn a week, theres already too many
2018
>i cant release 2 avgn a week, muh kids
>inb4 comments about the nigress eye fucking james
>goush-bushers!
>>introduced the west to Godzilla
Who are these fat neckbeard hanger-ons he's employed now? Christ they're awful
He didn't hire them, they hired him. James is now an employee of Screenwave Media and Cinemassacre is their property.
>he's employed
jesus fuck
NO!
I want to go back, bros..........
>he thinks hes a curator of film
not true. mike confirmed on stream that james still owns the nerd IP and cinemassacre.
he could tell Ryan to fuck off anytime he wants
So Ryan is like his manager/hired producer?
>MUH KIDS MUH KIDS I CANT DO NUFFIN CUZ DEM
lol ok
>Reasons to never become successful and have sex
Wouldn't AIDSMoby be Bootsy?
christ, if you get youtube famous don't let your fucking retard friends beg you for a job.
>inb4 his wife wants another kid
>no troll vids
Disappointed
>If you're racially unconscious and you don't give a shit about ethnicity the way most white people don't
no one is racially unconscious in america (save for small children in extremelly homogeneus areas) unless you count literal retards incapable of understanding the concept of race or any other abstract concept for that matter, most people are apathetic towards racial issues not unconscious.
>then how is the promotion of the pleasant-sounding, egalitarian ideal of diversity a form of self-hatred?
the promotion of diversity in it self doesn't necessarily imply self-hatred (even though it has the same root and one often causes the other) but the worship of ""diversity"" coupled with racial self-hate is what leads to racial fetishism in the form of cuckoldry.
>You have to be aware that you even have a "self" to hate it, you fucking idiot.
i already answered this but you do know that you have to be aware that you have a self in other to not give a shit about ethnicity too right? re-read your first point you absolute retard.
James should be lucky Iron Maiden didn't decide to sue on the mistake that the hat implies AVGN has involvement in Iron Maiden.
What does his wife do all day? Why does he have to watch the kids?
Imagine your life changing to where you're basically forced to hang out with a bunch of fat fucks and pretend to be friends.
I work with 2 fat fucks but at least i don't have to see them after 5 pm jesus
Starcade is copy righted by WWE.
Anyway I can make them sue AVGN over this?
JAck is married and has kids so he's not really any of them
Heres something weird.
Most james and mike eps get 100 to 200 k views. But the NES hack one garnered 400 k views! Even more than the average rental review
Ryans algorithms really pulled through this time
Honestly, I like his movie reviews/histories better than his shitty AVGNs.
starcade is an old video game show. starrcade is the wwe thing.
thanks for the arrow nigga
that's because this shit was on trending youtube list...
Holy shit, he is getting fat. The most recent james and mike mondays he has some serious visible man tits.
sauce?
>when you see Tyquavius pump a big load into your wife
Same here. His old Spike Reviews were so comfy. It's fun learning trivia about old movies and he has a really relaxing tone of voice in those
>Mark Leung
That guy up to anything anymore?
He's going to balloon up like Brando
¿ay ay ay necessito de la salsa?
Man... that old layout gives me some serious nostalgia.
Stop posting Erin in this shithole you fucking retard
Luisa Zissman.
Shut the fuck up with that monkey gibberish
based hulk poster
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How is talking like a fag about moving pictures film making?
not all that weird. "NES Hacks" piques a lot of people's interest a lot more than a fucking Bucky O'Hare playthrough.
damn Ryan. you need to get all your vids on trending youtube lists
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PLEASE NO MODS
PLEASE NO ICE!!
Kys faggot incel
Alright Sanchez... I'll give you another chance for your wife and kids. But I've got my eye on you.
Where did his hair go?
I cant believe it
Another Cinemassacre thread is going to reach the bump limit again
What did he think of KotM. Love it, kinda in the middle of good and bad, or hated it?
what the fuck do you call the pose mikes doing?
The loco pose, esse.
BUFF matei
I used to do that pose when I had a torn tendon in my left foot and couldn't stand on it for more than a few minutes at a time. I hated that I had to look autistic.
>most people are apathetic towards racial issues not unconscious
>t. shitskin retard who thinks he understands how whites view race, or don't rather
Nice pedantic hairsplitting, but nonetheless, you're completely wrong. The white understanding of race is the literal definition of unconsciousness: outside of white nationalist circles, tribal identity is not actively talked about at all, and if you do so in polite conversation, in spite of the taboo, you'll automatically be labeled as a genocidal raycis Nazi regardless of the context of your observations.
>you have to be aware that you have a self in other to not give a shit about ethnicity too
No, actually, you don't. The majority of whites are xenophilic and racially unconscious, they don't give a conscious shit about tribalist boundaries but for deeply repressed instincts which they have been culturally conditioned to believe are misguided and baseless. Until they personally experience the persistent inhumanity of non-whites, they assume everyone else is fundamentally like them and that race is just skin color.
i-is mike gonna be okay....?
what a healthy looking young man
Didnt this dude play in Malcolm In The Middle as that fat incel Walmart manager who wanted to bang Malcolm's mom?
do you think erin ever made mike dress up like ronald in bed one night
>that stare
YOU JUST KNOW
>he got scared
I don't know who he is talking about, but I find it very hard to believe that this fat fuck could ever intimidate anyone
How far do you think they bisexually experimented?
Definitely. Mike has cocklust and James pulls away because he's married now.
are you high? the redhead is clearly a self-insert of april.
>not even two standard deviations above the mean
>"smart"
Yikes.
>ignoring most of my arguments
>spacing after t.
embarrassing
>Ad Hominem
>Nice pedantic hairsplitting
not an argument
>The white understanding of race is the literal definition of unconsciousness
except it isn't, most white americans are aware that they are white and the cultural/historical implications that come with it.
>outside of white nationalist circles, tribal identity is not actively talked about at all
>if it's not actively talked about that means it's not known and acknowledged
Are you too low IQ to know what taboo means? Not to mention that you are completely wrong, racial identity IS talked about in day to day conversations but they don't tend to be about whites at least not in a positive light mostly.
>if you do so in polite conversation, in spite of the taboo, you'll automatically be labeled as a genocidal raycis Nazi regardless of the context of your observations
irrelevant to the argument as one does not need to talk about a fact for it to be a fact or in this case an acknowledged fact.
>No, actually, you don't
>The majority of whites are xenophilic and racially unconscious
their xenophilia is a byproduct of white guilt and the belief that america is a land for everyone as opposed to what it was founded to be (a land for whites that is, of the WASP kind more especificaly) and again they aren't racially unconsious but racially apathetic, especially for the issues, suffering and distress of their own race.
>they don't give a conscious shit about tribalist boundaries
Again, apathy.
>deeply repressed instincts which they have been culturally conditioned to believe are misguided and baseless. Until they personally experience the persistent inhumanity of non-whites, they assume everyone else is fundamentally like them and that race is just skin color.
how does this contradicts my points in any way shape or form?
>tallest one there
>everyone leaning towards the center
>alpha pose
>best dressed
>charming smile
Truly, Mike is an alpha.
Honestly he wouldn't look bad without hair.
so fucking based
imagine a buzzcut and I look like him lmao
He looks better in the bottom right pic than in the top right and top middle, for example. He's not a bad looking guy, when he's in skinnymode he's got good jaw/chin definition
stop lying, james ass belongs to ryan now.
>except it isn't, most white americans are aware that they are white and the cultural/historical implications that come with it.
Kek I've been in a fucking lecture hall where a professor asked a hundred white students to define whiteness, white culture, white identity, etc. and nobody could offer anything until they were prompted through discussion. You unironically have no clue what you're talking about.
>>if it's not actively talked about that means it's not consciously known and acknowledged
Fixed it for you retard
>Not to mention that you are completely wrong, non-white racial identity IS talked about in day to day
Fixed it for you again you dumb nigger
>their xenophilia is a byproduct of white guilt and the belief that america is a land for everyone as opposed to what it was founded to be
European xenophilia existed for hundreds of thousands of years before the idea of white guilt or even America were ever created. Most of us have literally worshipped an Arabic bastard for the last 2000 years. There's a very strong probability that xenophilia and the drive for racial unconsciousness and egalitarian non-tribalism are genetically inherent characteristics of Europeans derived from natural selection. You're basically applying your own tribal standards and boundaries to a group of people who largely view such thinking an uncivilized vestigial element of old world barbarism.
as a curator of film, i must say THE THREE STOOGES IS RACIST
This was a good look. He should go back to the round metal glasses. Got a bit more personality than the half-frames he's got now.
and redpilled
>dildo/cucumber trick
That´s just sad
>>introduced the west to Godzilla
hah..
He didn't age so good
He was a young passionate man, before children and his marriage took it out of him.
MONKEY FUCKIN CHEEEEESEEEE
>There's an alternate universe where James never married or had kids
>AVGN film is a true big-screen adaptation of the series and it grosses over a billion dollars worldwide
>James becomes a world-famous director/producer who regularly works with A-list actors
>The AVGN series still has 2006-2008 tier episodes every 2 weeks
>James still has a full head of hair
i just got to know.
Why the hell did mike think the short buzz cut look looks better than when he grew it out? Was this a trend in the mid 2000s?
that was for the friday the 13th video
>theres an alternative universe where James never did the stupid avgn movie
>he continue doing 2 eps of avgn a day and told screw attack to go fuck themselves, and became a dominant youtube e celeb
>proceeded to open a patreon in 2012, instead of a kickstarter for the movie
>james ends up making 2 million a year on patreon alone
>rich enough to retire the nerd in 2017
>james now releases comfy movie reviews and a few avgn a year and some actual entertaining james and mike; no fat fucks to be seen
>has enough to purchase a hair transplant
>has enough money to have a dick transplant so he can be as large as mike
Why does the fatfuck pronounce the anime Evangelion as "Evangeline" like it is a girl's name.
Why does he always look so greasy?
he does have fat person chakra. while the screenwave fat fucks are comfortable enough with their fats that they can prevent themselves from sweating, poor ryan has to let it all out
Fuck that makes me feel old...
BUMP LIMIT REACHEEEEED!