Movies that end in suicide?

Movies that end in suicide?

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Not so fast mousecucks

Fucking spiccy cunt

>all avatar chads have to do is stay home and wait

>Disney betas have to pathetically buy ticket after ticket until they have an existeintal crisis about capitalism that makes them realize capeshit is terrible and they are a grown man

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The mist

this
Mousefags are seething like crazy
all DC/Avatar Chads have to do is wait for the MouseCukkUniverse to die out

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NO NO NO MARVELBROS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE $3.5B HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING?????

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>>Disney betas have to pathetically buy ticket after ticket until they have an existeintal crisis about capitalism that makes them realize capeshit is terrible and they are a grown man

don't forget the Funko Pops

Endgame tickets were more expensive than Avatar tickets
Sit down
Be humble

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lmao already dead overseas

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>statistics say
fucking hell, who honestly cares this much about which hollywood blockbuster makes more money? this is mental

And Russia lmao

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Which is it Marvelfags? Expensive 3D tickets boosting Avatar or not? Avatar was literally released in a recession too. This might be the dumbest box office take I’ve ever seen.

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and PORGS

Thanks Trump!

does he know that avatar came out in 2009?
maybe he's too young to remember how fucked the world wide economy was back then

I spent $6 seeing endgame at an AMC where the fuck does this guy go?

I agree money does not equal quality, but Marvelfags are eternally asspained that their capeshit can’t beat Jim who dabs on capeshit whenever he gets the chance.

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Things that have had more cultural impact than the Marvel Cinematic Universe:
-Yume Nikki
-2ch
-Jersey Shore

Exhibit B how much their ass is on fire about Jimbo

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Do these people know they can buy tickets and just NOT watch the movie? I couldn't watch my favorite movies more than 2 or 3 times in a row before they start getting boring, yet this dude sits through 45 hours of the same 3 hour movie so he can boast about an achievement that isn't even his. Pathetic.

To make that ticket price insignificant you would only need to have an annual take home of around 55K. If you're not making that as a father, then you might as well just suicide for being a failed father.

Also Avatar, unironically. MCU fags too stupid to realize without the tech developed for Avatar, Thanos looks like this

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I did that for Alita because I want a sequel that fucking bad

Does this fucker not realize he doesn’t have to see the movie after buying a ticket?

He looks fine

sad how comfortable they made this place for you redditors

Yes, but avengers didn't need that. Its one thing to give extra support to smaller projects so they can continue, its another to dump money into a billion-dollar franchise so you can boast about how it earned a little more than some other equally formulaic movie.

I get what you mean but I would argue Avatar was anything but formulaic, except the story was derivative. Avatar pushed boundaries visually. Endgame didn’t do shit except cash a check.

Pretty much this. Nobody saw Avatar again so it could break Titanic’s record by a little bit more than it already did.

reminder they've been mad for a while at him

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Get your eyes checked

We live in a society where people feel obligated to support monolithic enterprises that overcharge them for subpar products.

Get your prostate checked, old boy.

Yeah, I suppose I misspoke a little. Avatar had a formulaic plot, while avengers was formulaic in terms of it needing to hit certain beats and act as the inevitable "wrap-up" for this last phase. Same way avengers and avengers 2 did. Both movies have their merits, but they won't be remembered well outside a their impressive cgi work.

Hahahah he’s based af

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everything else is on par with DC's CW line up so its fine

our new gods

How can one man be so baste

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Im having a hard time understanding why you would care so much about which movie earns more money for some studio owned by fat cats.

Avatar is boring as fuck. Nobody can name a single character from it.

>Be avatar chad
>get text from cumslut
>it says she needs my dick while her hubbie is out to see avengers for the 15th time

Cultural impart? Lmao I've only ever seen FA, Incels and fat women talk about capeshit.

Ney'tiri
Jake Sully
Grace
Colonel Quaritch
Ranger Rick

theres general badguy and the tribe of good people never did no wrong

im dabbing on the marvel cucks right now!

Sin city

uhhh Abatap

The absolute state of marvelcucks

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These are the same cucks that gave Hernie Panders all their money, they're born losers

Okay this actually triggers me. This fat faced reddit idiot doesnt know a thing about art. It’s pathetic he doesn’t have the self awareness to figure out his movies are not so much as artistic as they are pulp-y exercises in over sentimentalization meant to impress overweight women and mentally effeminate men.

Name a single character from Inception, from Casablanca, from Pulp Fiction, from Primer.

You fell for a meme.

>15th time
That's 45 hours of capeshit. That's nearly two straight days of someone's life on a single movie. Fuck that.

Falling Down.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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yes give all your money to corporations and upvote

Who are these people?

Why do people care so much? I remember seeing a youtuber start making some videos talking shit about avatar right before endgame came out and then he kept shilling for people to see it so it could beat avatar because he saw it as a victory or some shit like that. You expect these kinds of people to be paid by Disney at this point.

Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones

I love how everyone has forgot in 2009 we were still in A FUCKING RECESSION

Cope more Marvel fags

so 90% of the population?

The US economy is better than ever & 2009 US was in a recession, this is a really fucking dumb take

not the end but close enough

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>50 bucks for 2 tickets and snacks
yep, that's shithole AMC for you. It's only $7 a ticket and $8 for a small popcorn and drink combo at a local Regal here in San Diego, whereas it's $16 a ticket at AMC

Americans are insane.
It's one thing to enjoy a movie enough to want to enjoy it again on the big screen, but watching a movie 15 times for the sole purpose of boosting its box office performance specifically to overthrow another is just pure insanity. They seem to have a knack for reducing anything and everything to a tribalism mentality. Goes to show what a mentally underdeveloped and easily manipulated group their general population is comprised of, all the while the fat cats and studio executives just laugh and reap millions in the process, perpetually releasing garbage entertainment that keeps their population essentially under their control. Unless you own stocks in these companies, there is literally no reason to be this invested in their financial accomplishments, or have any reason to defend them with such conviction on a message board. It can only be explained by immaturity or mental illness. If anything people should want to see films from the MCU fail due to the fact that they have brought nothing of value to cinema at large, and have actually had a very detrimental impact on how movies are made and what audiences expect from them. So I implore you Yea Forums, consider this post the next time you engage fruitlessly in "company wars" for whatever reason, and stop behaving like middle school children for fuck's sake.

I'm sure that's what it looks like if you surround yourself with those people.

It's like how some gay people think 50% of the population is gay or how Esperanto speakers think there are Esperanto speakers everywhere. They seek out and surround themselves with people that have similar interest and it warps their perspective.

It's funny because it's true

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Theater wagie here. Just learned we are reserving at least on screen for this film until October

my biopic

Only Marvelfags really care because Jim has insulted their """genre"""

I could never imagine caring about anything even half as much as that.

but y tho

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is... James Cameron.

I saw Labyrinth maybe 15 times when I was maybe 10 years old but mostly for Jennifer Connolley and I didn't pay anything ofc.

You can always spot the triggered capeniggers

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I live in San Francisco and this weekend Endgame is basically down to a single screen for the whole city. It doesn't have much gas left.

Marvel fanboys are insufferable, im going to enjoy them crying about Avatar staying number 1

Even with 10 years worth of inflation & China's massive growth, you still couldn't beat Avatar

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I'm saving this post to laugh at cameroncucks when they have to buy a dozen Avatar 2 tickets each just to beat Aquaman

>I live in San Francisco

Opinion invalidated.

just here for work, i'll probably retire in a year or two, i know this place is a shithole

unironically this

>avatar fags aren't disney betas now

hmmmm :^

Keep up the good work mouse shill.

>Here in San Diego
wanna hang user?

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Oldboy

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People actually care about this shit? Imagine being that fucking retarded

>Buy another ticket to Endgame
>Buy another bottle of onions milk

The capeshitter dilemma

Rick

yes redditors are that fucking pathetic

It kinda did end in suicide, Iron Man basically anheroed

BASED

the Great Good Goy Wars have begun
now that God has been killed, people rally behind brands and corporations a day will come my brothers when DCchads finally behead all the degenerate MCUcucks and order shall be restored!

>Gotta beat Avatar, whatever it takes.

Why?

99 francs

>there are people who believe they need to give their money to Disney in the vain hope their soulless movie will have some impact in the shitshow called pop culture

>TheHeroicOnion
>Onion
>BASEDboy

For me, it's Ultrastar Mission Valley.

Why are white guys such fucking weirdos?

why doesn't this guy just don't buy food

>Infinity War is literally this generation's The Godfather

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>be a super hero
>pull off arms and whack opponents with

Dared I say, BASED?

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This isn’t remotely true at all and can easily be confirmed by checking Fandango

Why are you so scared Avaturd?

>my generic CGI shitfest needs to beat your generic CGI shitfest because the only thing people can remember about both is how much money they made
Says a lot, doesn't it?

Only if you want to put your [spolier]penis[/spolier] inside my [spolier]penis[/spolier]

Lying faggot

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control

>if the economy was more stable
>as opposed to a year after the biggest financial crisis of all time
is this retarded faggot for real

Wilbur Wants to Kill Himself
ends with him jumping off the roof

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Harold & Maude.

I literally cannot fathom being this way. How does it happen?
The only thing that makes sense to me is that he's being paid. I know it's not true but that's what I'm going to tell myself.

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>ebil army men exploiting peaceful natives
vs
>capeshit

The duel of the reddit entertainment

Kill yourself faggot phoneposter

it's probably a paid shill no conspiracy theory

>PEOPLE STILL DONT SNEAK SHIT INTO THE THEAERS IN 2019
>TWO FUCKING THOUSAND NINETEEN

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>Trolling him because Endgame "threatened" his movie
Gonna look pretty silly when Endgame doesn't best Avatar.

>I'm hoping we'll start getting Avenger fatigue here pretty soon
>April 22, 2018
OH NO NO NO

>no hope
What does he mean? Avatar will obviously be beaten by Avatar 2

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Reminder that Abatap is such a boring soulless movie that it can be effectivelly classified as capeshit.

It doesn't matter. It's dead overseas and domestically it's playing in the smallest theater of local multiplexes on a single screen at best. Another week and Dark Phoenix or TS4 will completely eject it from all but the largest multiplexes.

>Down from virtually all of their screens to a single screen.
This counts as a victory for Endgame fags.

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More like:
>what if the humans were the alien invaders?
vs
>what if Thor was fat and Hulk dabbed?

MCU has to start from scratch, all they have now is captain bitch and captain nigger and captain red hair karate, and the GotG i suppose

Fucking BASED. FUCK Abadah!!

based and toruk makto pilled

Jake sully

These idiots could just buy the tickets then leave the cinema

>my soulless corporate flick made more money than your soulless corporate flick
Epic, truly epic.

>biggest financial crisis of all time
nigga u 4 real