Lets finally settle this

Lets finally settle this

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I know you're not meant to /thread your own post, but

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Alien = Aliens = T1 > ...huge gap... > T2

Alien -> Terminator 1 > Terminator 2 > Aliens

Alien 3 >>>> Terminator 3 >>> Terminator 4/5 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alien "4"

T2 is dogshit
Aliens is one of the best movies ever

T1 > T2
Aliens > Alien

The premise of T2 is more heartwarming. A non-human caring for and loving a human is more cute to me.

Both are however good and there's no need for everything to be a competition.

How can you be this much of a contrarian cocksucker?

>People unironically think T1 is superior to T2

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yeah, and unironically that Alien is better than Aliens

Alien >> Aliens
Terminator 2 >> Terminator
Alien >> Terminator 2 >> Aliens
Alien >> Aliens >> Terminator

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They both are basically the same thang that channeling to the parenthood on the different spectrum. It works darn good.

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Aliens > Alien
T2 > T1

see? this wasn't so hard

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Literally everything is backwards

just saw aliens and even though i did enjoy it. the queen alien felt fucking floaty so T2 wins because kino ending

>right opinion
>dubs
I'll allow it

Avatar 2

T2 is a superior film with better action and insane stunts but the story is shit. T1 is a self contained time loop, T2 is impossible. Only based Jim can beat himself, Ridley Scott a shit.

Aliens = T2 > T1 > Alien

Just my opinion. I never liked Alien that much.

T1 is the greatest action/time travel film of all time, and JC was hungry and had something to prove. T2 is a showcase for CGI and little more.
You know it's true.

I'm a brainlet how is T2 impossible?

Reddit: Aliens = T2 > Alien > T1

Yea Forums: Alien = T1 > Aliens > T2

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T2 is reddit tier compared to the original l, which was a genuinley original and terrifying experience.

Still a fun movie in its own right, but nowhere near as good as Aliens or T1

>T2 is a superior film with better action
but that's wrong

>T2 is reddit tier compared to the original
no it isn't.

>T1 is the greatest action
no, it was a sly horror film. T2 was action.

>he has to post an unrelated gif of an ass so people will pay attention to his terrible opinion

lmao the state of you.

Yep.

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T2 kino cant even be touched

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My mind says T2 but fuck, my heart absolutely says Aliens (Theatrical).

To be fair though, they're both amazing for different reasons and in different ways. Regardless of which you think is better, they're still the greatest of their genre. Starship Troopers rocking in at a very respectable third place.

I never did that

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>they think Aliens is a good movie

Edit Thanks for the gold kind strangers!

>Aliens (Theatrical)
>(Theatrical)

wtf why? The director's cut is so much better.

It's not a horror film at all though

Not him but I believe he's alluding to the time travel paradox, where if the terminator is successful in preventing judgement day then it wouldn't be built in order to go back in time and prevent judgement day.

>Being this much of a contrary faggot

Aliens is pure sci-fi action kino. Go back to your gay capeshit.

more people on reddit sing the praises of Alien and shit on Aliens. Aliens Director's Cut is a masterpiece as far as blockbuster genre movies go

Two excellent films. There its settled.

T1 is smart and tight and gritty
T2 is a mess with epic (now dated) CGI and a kid protagonist with a cuddly Arnie sidekick

It isn't. The extra stuff with the colonialists is not only boring but completely unnecessary. It kills the pacing.

>B-BUT Yea Forums TOLD ME PACING IS A MEME

It isn't. It also fucks up the extended cut of Fellowship of Ring.

T2 isn't even the best Terminator film., why would it win against aliens?

>T1 is smart

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The only truly great thing about T1 is the police station scene. That's still kino 30+ years later.

It's one of the most thematically focused action films ever made. Everything in its writing and direction has a purpose

Aliens is a great movie but only plebs will deem it superior to Alien

T2 = vastly different than the original, but just as good, and a satisfying end to the saga
Aliens = demystified the Alien and turned it into fodder, flavor blockbuster of the month style

based sensible user.

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It's actually more complex than that

Alien is to be appreciated for its visual beauty, but it's also admittedly a fairly superficial film
Aliens is to be appreciated for fleshing out its themes but being nowhere near as beautiful or visually inventive as its predecessor

>Alien turned into fodder

It was never some invulnerable super organism even in Alien, the crew just lacked the equipment to deal with it. In Aliens they have some serious firepower and still get BTFO by sheer numbers.

Alien is a movie about a terrifying and aggressively sexual creature that rapes the crew of a spaceship to death. Aliens is a bug hunt action movie set in space. They are not comparable in their thematic depth but both are great movies.

>Alien is a movie about a terrifying and aggressively sexual creature that rapes the crew of a spaceship to death
In inference, but in its narrative it never actually says anything about rape, really.
Aliens uses the alien concept as a platform to explore a fully-fledged narrative about maternity. Aliens easily has more depth, in that regard.

>T1- a sly horror film.
Just stick to the popcorn munchers that you prefer. Adults are talking here.

>but in its narrative it never actually says anything about rape, really
Rewatch the movie, user. There is sexual anatomy and rape innuendo everywhere. The facehugger impregnating the crew member and bursting out (birthing) from his belly, the alien with its penis-like elongated skull and inner jaw, Ash violently shoving the rolled-up magazine in Ripley's mouth etc. It's also very present in Giger's original art. The only reason it is not made even more explicit is because they thought they would never get away with straight up labeling it a male rape movie in space, even though that's exactly what it was.

Alien is just a simple slasher flick with nice sets and a monster instead of Jason. Basically a less schlocky Jason X.

Comics already did that for us.

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>T2 for action kino
>Aliens for horror kino

>It's rape because I say it is and Giger's original art is sexual in nature!

You're an NPC if I ever saw one. Your very first example is that of a man being impregnated. A man, user. A fucking man.

>B-but it's a just a metaphor!

No, it isn't. The Xenomorgh lays an egg in the dudes stomach, and then it hatches and rips through his chest cavity, killing him instantly.
>But that's just like human conception and birth!

It's nothing like either. Firstly of all, an egg is never laid within a human; a sperm fertilises an egg which already exists in the female. Once fertilised, a human life begins to grow. Eventually you get a fetus, and the fetus grows into a baby human. A few months later, once the fetus has outgrown the womb, it exists out of the woman's vagina. Thus, the miracle of birth occurs.

Now fuck off back to plebbit.

>>Aliens for horror kino

Horror-action kino*

well aliens is simply a boring garbage action movie so theres literally no contest. alien vs terminator 1 is pretty obviously alien aswell. alien vs t2 would be a real contest

how is aliens horror? its a shitty action flick with 1 dimensional almost comically stereotypical characters and 0 atmosphere

Don't disrespect the memories of the beloved Hudson and Hicks.

Both.
Also, Predator and Robocop.

you got the "dangerous ass" gif by any chance?

>Your very first example is that of a man being impregnated. A man, user. A fucking man.
Yes, it's a male rape movie. Read my post again you dense cunt. The facehugger orally rapes Kane. Here, from the Alien wiki:
>Dan O'Bannon, who wrote the film's screenplay, has argued that the scene is a metaphor for the male fear of penetration, and that the "oral invasion" of Kane by the facehugger functions as "payback" for the many horror films in which sexually vulnerable women are attacked by male monsters.
>O'Bannon himself later described the sexual imagery in Alien as overt and intentional: "One thing that people are all disturbed about is sex... I said 'That's how I'm going to attack the audience; I'm going to attack them sexually. And I'm not going to go after the women in the audience, I'm going to attack the men. I am going to put in every image I can think of to make the men in the audience cross their legs. Homosexual oral rape, birth. The thing lays its eggs down your throat, the whole number.'

>demystified the Alien and turned it into fodder
holy shit when will this retarded meme opinion finally die?

factually wrong you gigantic cocksucker

Well I didn't take that from it, I always felt like the facehugger was parasitical in nature, not sexual. This O'Bannon guy sounds like an actual faggot.

Robocop and its sequel is stop-motion kino.

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Alita is James Cameron’s best sci-fi movie

You know it’s true

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