OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHA

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHA

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>pale skin

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They must have had a blast with this scene.
Istred is BLACK btw.

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They're only going to make Poland MORE racist with this.

based slavs

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Will we call this show "Woketcher" or "Wokeitcher"?

>Istred is BLACK btw.
The epic meme failed because Yennefer isn’t white.

I hate how the left's justification for the mindset displayed in your pic related was that just because we didn't see depictions of POC in medieval records doesn't mean there weren't any in the land(in kingdom come's case, Bohemia) at that time, and that any records that existed were just whitewashed for the sake of white supremacy.

I fucking want off this ride.

The most egregious thing about this casting is, black and brown people could have played major roles as EXISTING characters in the universe that wouldn't be such a blatant disregard for the source material. You have exotic places like Zerrakania and Ofieri where you could have all the black and brown people as you like.

>Jill of many trades
This annoys me more than it should

its okay, Dandelion is a nigger too

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Pretty sure that writers don't make casting decisions.

Especially not casting GUIDELINES that have to do with the network's upper management diversity requirements.

At best they have "a say" in the decision about the final few candidates.

The Kvetcher, since it's made by a bunch of whiny jews.

Hey my GF owns one of those.

>Yennefer is for sure getting blacked in this show
See this is what I don't get, wouldn't it have made more sense for these people who are pushing this agenda to keep her white, instead of making her some random poo?
Why didn't they go with the obvious choice too?

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lmao

Because you then have a poo with white Geralt

kek

You can be black and pale at the same time.

is this reverse wokeness? usually they pair black males with white females(themselves).

but this eradicates the white whaman and gives the chad white male an assortement of cute brown girls.

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It's Netflix so there's bound to be other black male/white female relationships to balance that out.

As soon as this shit leaked they should’ve released some glossy hi-res promo shots of some of the better costumes.

how easy is it to become a tv writer lads?

Can I just call myself trans, write any old bullshit and get a job?

Interesting.

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Woops

we'll just call it shit.

you don't even really have to write anything, you can do touchups/rewrites

This is fake, Netflix are playing people to get advertising for the series...they did the same bait and switch with black syri

Lauren S Hissrich is not just a writer. She's the showrunner and is credited as the programme creator if you google it.
She deserves all the flak that goes her way.

THR MOORS WEREN'T NIGGERS OR ARABS. THE SPANISH CALLED ANYONE WHO WASN'T CATHOLIC MOOR. THEY EVEN CALLED THE PHILIPINE TRIBES MOORS.

Literally conquered by arabs though.

Who cares? Netflix fucking sucks anyways.
If you're subscribed to netflix, you should be ashamed.

this
there were no nignogs there Fact

yea that freakshow in the picture is totally gonna get more viewers for the show.....

>Klein

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>better costumes
But user... They're the best we've had...

how many gorillas had to die to make a single scrotum costume?

>literally german

Basically the same type of word as 'infidels' for Muslims or 'barbarians' for the Romans.
You were an infidel if you had infidelity or were unfaithful towards god and you were a barbarian if you didn't speak latin.
But the moor != black people distinction died long ago on stage with Othello.

They'll sort this out in post production, right?

of course user, don't you see all the dots and markers for CGI?

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Someone didn't read the dry-clean only tag on his armour.

Yes user. It's going to be fine. Now, lie down, and take a deep breath.
Breathe in, breathe out. Yes, good, user. The gas will soon make all the pain go away.

Where did it all go so wrong.

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In 1540, he went full Robert Baratheon.

t. desperate Moor-blood

Evaaaa

It looks like Lancel finally found the breastplate stretcher

That's just Netflix, my friend just finished work on Damien Chazelle series and they kept asking for more blacks and arabs.

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>The armor is an early example of the “anime” type

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you can bet Geralt is going to be a cuck in this

A shame.

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update your jewdar, Klein is just German

MMMMMMH
MMMH...
OH
OH-OH!

>The armor is an early example of the “anime” type, in which the breastplate and backplate are constructed of horizontal overlapping plates connected and made flexible by rivets and internal leather straps.

What did they mean by this?

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Have you ever tried it yourself? They taste pretty good.

Why amerifats always insist that the moors were negros?

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Except that he's one in the source material and vidya too.

animé means moving or in movement in French, similar words in latin, italian, etc...

yeah I was going to say that he already was but that they'll make it even more obvious and humiliating

It came to me that it must be something in French the moment I posted.

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Dat cod piece doh

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I genuinely feel better now, because I read that on the label text when I was at that museum a few weeks ago, and died a little inside.

After a jousting accident he started to gain weight because he couldn't exercise like he used to and still stuffed his face.

you know they're just a tiny portion of the population, right?

I believe animated is a word in English too you brainlets

to be fair it's totally reasonable to think the shit record keeping of our ancestors is not the only thing to go by. but to harass people over it, especially about a video game, is turbo autism

is meant for too

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Damn I thought I got away with it.

>1540
Oh lawwd he comin’

FETCH

>1520
GODS HE WAS STRONG THEN

Why are they dressed as veiny black cocks? Is this a joke?

WIFESLAYER, GET IN HERE

>plate in early medieval britain

Sugoi, ne?

Tried, I gagged halfway

Praise the gods.

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does the 1540 have cock n ball armor?

Looks polish

Yes, its a fashion statement.

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I think the intention was to depict them in a way that was contemporary with the romantic poems and stories written about them, as the 1981 film is actually quite faithful to the literary source material (rather than historical accounts.)

Only the left one should be completely white based on those sketches desu
Middle should be gypsy colored and right can be Egyptian.

I don't give a fuck about colored people being in films more, but these are terrible casting decisions just based on 6 pictures.

tbqh while the other two are pretty terrible Yennefer is not bad. Just give her some purple contacts and she's fine. I dont mind her being poo in the loo.

Your cock and balls is the thing that's worth protecting the most.

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This is your Triss, user

yeah, people during the Renaissance and late middle ages had a weird fetish of putting historical people in 'modern' clothing and aesthetics.

Take, for example, this drawing of a battle fought by Alexander the Great against the ancient Persians.

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>Witcher books made by a slav man
>It may as well be erotica due its themes and content
>Netflix gives control to a bunch of sjw women and cast a ton of ugly actresses
This is going to be such a fun trainwreck and I can't wait for the threads.

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Well you want to make things understandable to a wider audience. The chances are neither the artists nor the average viewer would have had the historical knowledge to depict those events with authentic clothing etc, or even if they did they might not have had enough references to work with etc.

It's just armor, autist. The audience comprehends that.

Literally what possible justification could there be for this? How did that design meeting go?
I'm not interested in the shitty defense redditors come up with like "It's just footsoldier armour, it makes sense!". I genuinely want to know what went on in the meeting room for literal scrotum gear to be mass produced for the actors.

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>making fun of a man who got injured

Henry the 8th was fuckin based warrior who got injured and was bed bound so got fat as fuck but still fucked 10/10's. He had artists go around europe drawing noble women and then decided which ones he'd marry. Also he apparently had hundreds of bastards.

>*whistles for magic horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant grab makes all over the female victim ....a Man™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roachess"
>*follows nose*
>guys in MAGA hats appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL WE DIDN'T DO NOTHIN' YER CUNT, WE'RE FUCKIN' INNOCENT!"
>"Shit you rapists stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm....Republicans™ pretending to be Victims™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roachess"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Victims™, here's proof *shows hats*"
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Keep your reward, use it to punish the patriarchy."
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received

European longswords so much more aesthetic than japanese katanas

based henry viii apologist. the pope a shit.

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Triss is niggress too
So it's okay...

> writer. The witcher
when you just replace some random characters of a already known book to appease the masses and suddenly you're a writer

>Jenny Klein
>Writer of Clock and Dagger
>Jessica Jones
>Supernatural
>The Tick
The Tick and Jessica Jones were well written by C/D and Supernatural are pieces of trash.

They're still doing it now.
None of the historically accurate shows are really historically accurate, it's all portrayed through a modern lens.

SASUGA HENRY-SAMA