>Avengers: Endgame star Chris Hemsworth has revealed that he fought to keep his character's appearance in the latest Marvel blockbuster.
>However, it turns out the original plan was to get Thor to return to his usual self halfway through Endgame, though the star pushed to keep the new version of the character.
Yeah thanks for ruining the movie, asshole.
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I thought fat thor was the best part of the movie.
lol seething barafag
The Dude Thor is best Thor
Thor was the only good part about the flick
Body positivity has to work both ways. We wanna praise these landwhale bitches, then it's time for fat guys to get a pass
I also liked fat depressed thor very funny
100%, absolute best part of the mcu period. I hope he stays gat Thor well through guardians 3
>market test the look of Thor
>burgersharts and anglos clap, they love it
>release article saying it wasn’t going to happen, this actor you all know and love fought for it!
>burgersharts and anglos clap harder they are locked in for the next Thor movie
Genius! How do these marketers do it?
The Gut of Asgard
This
Hemsworth just wants to divest from Capeshit and make real movies.
Thor was fat? I didn't notice, I just thought he was american
>fought to avoid extreme roiding and further damaging his body for future movies.
No shit.
I know this is 4channel and all we do is complain, but I’m so happy to be alive in an age where pot is slowly legalizing across the US, I can recline in a theater with a beer, and there are so many X-Men movies that I don’t have to see them all (but do anyway).
I cringed every time he spoke, easily the worst part of the flick
What's the difference?
Imagine being such a brainlet that you can't understand that fat thor is an inversion of the MCU trope of buff shirtless dudes
Like Men in Black?
can somebody explain how the fucked time travel works in endgame? how was thor able to just take past-mjolnir without any repercussions?
I enjoyed boomer Thor. Very rarely do you see character development in these movies.
>can somebody explain how the fucked time travel works in endgame? how was thor able to just take past-mjolnir without any repercussions?
It's like that Warhammer 40k story about the ork warboss who takes his krew into the Warp and they end up going back in time. The warboss meets himself and kills himself, thus acquiring a second copy of his favorite gun.
I have never seen an MCU movie
imagine being so dumb you cant follow capeshit
What character development?
The characters never develop over the series and instead they only develop over a single movie. The franchise is just a set of discrete character personalities woven through some forced narrative the movie demands,
Accurate
Same as the time stone If they retrieve it (remember that time travel happens literally across seconds within timelines) then nothing big happens in that universe
Anyway I think fat thor is good character development for him. If you keep him flawless and powerful then it's as retarded as captain marvel, which has no attachment to anyone because she can do anything and do no wrong
His time to be buff and powerful will come, but he needs these lows first, plus it helps with the humor
This
magic
>take hammer at 3:00:00
>return the hammer at 3:00:01
You might as well have blinked.
i don't remember him ever returning the hammer
>Yea Forums: "Marvel is cucked! SJW crap!"
>this Nordic Beast a literal Æsir God is the most powerful hero
Development isn't synonymous with "improvement". That's a protip for every single weeb out there by the way.
Is that nigga dual wielding hammers? What other weapon could possibly be as powerful as Mjolnir? I don't watch capeshit, I just know the mythology behind Thor.
Thor was always moping over how he needs to be a good king. In this one he just kind of gave up. It isn't much but it's nice to see something a little different.
This
Thor had a hard life so him being fat and sad was fine. Only emotional part of the movie was him visiting his mom
Thing is this argument is the easiest way to get fat women to seethe. As soon as you give them the idea that THEY must settle for a fat man they will try and sit on you. Not in the fun way.
Hemsworth wanted to take the character in a comedic direction and I think it was for the better. I don't see what's wrong with it. Going full washed up Rockstar with him worked out pretty well.
Stormbreaker. A fuck off massive axe that was forged in Infinity War.
In universe it was established that the real power was inside Thor all along so he traded up for a big fucking axe and let captain america borrow the hammer.
And the only time we got any attractive women was Black Widow in IM2 and Scarlet Witch's titties in somewhat of a corset.
Grow up and have sex.
I genuinely teared up at the scene with his mom. but that might just be me.
>Yeah thanks for ruining the movie, asshole.
Eat a salad
This. His character arc is fucking great.
Its was funny for 5 mins then got old.
>What other weapon could possibly be as powerful as Mjolnir?
Gungnir, Tyrfing
Captain America returns the hammer
this
because he wasnt the one that went back in time to return everything.
you fucking retard
Let me let you in on a secret;
Well-groomed fat guys smash all the time. They just gotta have charm.
Steve could have returned the hammer whenever and the results would have been the same. I wonder if he waited until the last minute to return the hammer so he could spend his life BTFOing scrubs with lightning powers. That's what I would have done.
It was. Even the fortnight part was funny.
>get fashionable hair styles that bar them from most jobs
whoever wrote that is delusional.
That part bothered me. Are people still going to be playing Fortnite on xbox live in five years? How deeply did the snap affect the videogames industry?
Shame we wont get Beta Ray Bill taking Stormbreaker
How Cap return the space and mind stones?
why won't we get that? There's rumor Beta Ray Bill and Thor will be in Guardians of the Galaxy 3
Not unlikely considering the massive depression worldwide and how people would resort to that kind of shit to kill time or to remember the past
If fucking Salty is still there after 5 years it means that not much has changed. Or maybe they don't want to
I guess he can be in it, but if he takes Stormbreaker, what will Thor use? Mjolnir is gone
why would it be hard? Only one I can see being difficult is the reality stone. How does he put it back into Jane
this.based = false
cap absorb the reality stone.
fuck and cum in her...easy
Thor doesn't really need a weapon. All the power he needs is inside of him.
The most kino scenes. Captain America wielding Thors hammer. Thors beard twisting into a braid. Captain Marvel getting the slapdown from Thanos.
he has his whole arc with five minutes of movie. 'i aim for the head.' done. all the rest was pure hemsworth kino, he stole every scene he was in.
Fat Thor looks like how an actual Viking god who spends half his time feasting and drinking should look
Regular Thor looks like a spokesman for workout supplements
Because he has to return the tesseract, doesn't he? And the sceptre.
And Wanda giving him a run for his money
this is odin thor in the making
why are you seething?
now you can be rp thor as well
>yep. the dark world. now THAT was a movie
I know so many people that appreciated him staying fat. He was deeply troubled and suffered hard from PTSD. He shouldn't get a turn around so easily, it would have trivialized his struggles.
Fat guys have always gotten a pass, as long as they're funny, like Thor was.
Fuck off, bong.
well we never see how they get the stones out of the cube or scepter. They could still be intact and easily reinserted
Chris Hemsworth fought for a way that would keep him from working three times as hard as every one else during post and wrecking his health with who knows what kinds of steroids or steroid cocktail. Imagine that.
Like Man in Black
Just checked. He actually doesn't have the scepter. Just a case and Mjolnir. They fucked that part up
Agreed.
Dude Thor and Rocket Rabbit buddy cop comedy incoming, will easily be the best Marvel movie ever made.
Best part of the entire film
fpbp
Based and has had sex
And what about the soul stone? Is he going to just fucking handle it over to redskull and hope he doesn't fuck shit up? Why would they even need to replace that anyway, it only came into play during IW
....yes? why wouldnt he? Red Skull isn't the same person he was when they fought. I'm sure they had some words, but he has no choice but to hand it over
Jarnbjorn
This. Big Lebowski Thor was kino. They should’ve done away with Captain Marvels part for more fat Thor. At least when he’s with the guardians he can lost the weight.
depression is when you are fat and play video games
Based. Hopefully we get a Thor Beta Ray bill spin-off where they’re both cosmic roommates and get into shenanigans.
Chris Hemsworth sees himself more as a comedian than action hero. He hated Thor 1 and 2, but loved Ragnarok because of all the comedy it had. That's why he wanted to join Guardians of the Galaxy.
>"have a salad" comment slipped in form his mom was based as fuck
he'll become rune keeper thor obviously
Why does he need to lose weight? He is a god, not a supermodel.
We've had rumors of Bill since Thor 1. Let that fucking horse stay in the comics.
Thor is truly one of the most fun characters. The first Thor film is kino of the highest order, directed by KENNETH BRANAGH.
Ragnarok is the best of all Marvel movies. It's the only one that was made of adults (which means it was tongue in cheek and actually fun, that's why kids and autists liked it less).
I must be getting bigorexia, I see them as dyels, all of them. what the fuck is wrong with me? The bigger I become, the slimmer I feel.
Like Bad Times at the El Royale?
This is true. See: late great Ralphie May and his hot Jewess wife.
>jane foster had the ether removed from her body by a racoon
>only for captain america to put it back a few milliseconds later
>she never mentions this to thor
wut
uh, naw. That plot point was dropped dude. Meaning all his character growth and ragnameme was pointless.
Different timeline. In the timeline we saw in Thor 2 that didn't happen.
>this faggot: marvel is based!!!!
>marvel: casts niggers as nordic gods and puts niggers and nonwhites in asgard
was it autism?
BASED, OP is a cuck and knows shit about character development
Chris Hemsworth is better at comedy than being a generic handsome leading man. Also in shape Thor with Stormbreaker should have easily been able to solo 2014 Thanos, makes more sense to keep him fat so he can't win his own.
He has Mjolnir with him and can use it to pull himself to Morag and Vormir or use the Bifröst. Because he is worthy and the hammer gives him the power of Thor, that includes survival in space.
it was really good!
The movie tried to pretend they would take great care to make time travel coherent, and then they decided they didn't care.
well I guess regressing is technically a kind development
Pretty chad move desu
Steve returned it when he returned the Reality Stone to Asgard.
upvote!
NO.
WHITE.
PRIDE.
***EVER***.
YOU ARE TO FUCKING KNEEL, SUBMIT, AND APOLOGIZE. YOU ARE TO HAND ME YOUR DAUGHTER, GOY. YOU ARE TO FUCKING OBEY ME. YOU DO NOT SPEAK. YOU DO NOT THINK. YOU DO NOT LOOK AROUND.
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Reminder there's no peaceful solution. White Power, Heil Hitler, No excuses.
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Is the real power within me too?
No. You are the god of nothing.
>Americans unironically clap at the cinema
The real Olsen Twins were in Elizabeth's chest region.
If he was suddenly buff again when they did the time travel stuff it would have seemed like a cheap gimmick and have no weight to it.
> Have no weight to it.
Heheh
The better question is how did old Cap get back to the main timeline without using the quantum tunnel.
incorrect, but keep shitposting
shrink teeny weeny smaller than atoms move in a direction go back to biggy wiggy
He never left the timeline. He traveled back in time and stayed back.
the directors disagree with you (but the writers don't)
>ruined
Wait til he loses an arm and starts acting like his dead dad, and lusting after his grandchildren, you're really going to flip your lid then.
The joke is: so do fat women. But neither are treated like sex symbols (which is what feminists and fat chicks want for fat chicks).
>wanting to see character development undone half way through the movie
>"B-but muh Thor!"
imagine being too stupid to keep up with capeshit
You can travel back in time to a custom location (Tony and Steve input coordinates when they go back to the 70s). It's only traveling forward in time that needs the tunnel. Cap probably lived his life until, say, 2025 before traveling back to the original timeline in 2023.
>Meanwhile, Dr. DOOM chuckles with his time platform.
But the MCU will never have the balls.
>here, ugly pig faced cliched side character, have the Throne I’ve been trying to prove myself worthy of for the last 1000 years
Yeah, the hell does that even mean?
omg he lose eye but that ok his eye back
ha ha he fat but next moobie he not fat
fucking mcu retards go to hell plz
People who hate fat thor have no understanding of the essence of his character. Which is literally that of a fucking child.
i enjoyed that movie.
I too enjoyed fat Thor
he gave the hammer back to capt at the end of the film to bring back to past thor as capt went back in time to return everything taken
correct
Fpbp
Not saying much
Cap took it with it, but besides that, the hammer didn't even need to be returned. Idiot.
Depends on his phase: past, present, or future. But you're not wrong.
Nigga he wanted the asgard throne, with the gold and stuff, now he literally has some shitty town in norway
It’s easier to fit in the ships
Good job. It triggering fat fucks was also a good thing
All based scenes.
>And Wanda giving him a run for his money
She btfo of Thanos more than Captain Marvel ever did.
>Thor and Rocket Raccoon are roommates who get into shenanigans
This.
Does anybody else feel bad for Quill? He didn't deserve any of this.
Thor 1 came out in 2011. SJW emergence didn’t happen until a bit later.
that is one SMUG cat
Oh you sweet innocent child...
Just because you were too young to be aware of it, doesn't mean it didn't exist. I remember SJW nonsense as far back as the 2003s.
that guy looks like an average skinnyfat faggot, how is that an unrealistic standard? The woman on the left picture is literally 10/10 while the guy on the right is around the same league as that fatty
Why's Lebowski drinking a Monster instead of a white Russian?
Kek, he obviously wanted to skip all the working out he'd have to do. It'd admittedly be a pain in the ass, so it's kinda understandable.
Yep, you're right mate. As I said, he didn't wanna work out.
he does this with every thor movie. he forced them to rewrite thor 2 which became more whacky instead of more serious.
SJWs has been a thing since the 80's. It's half the reason most boys are medicated now.
what's the other half?
get me in on the screencap
Fucking this, it made Thor a far more likable character.I actually went and watched all the Thor movies after fat Thor.
Capeshit is cancer anyway. Anyone who watches marvel movies should become a eunuch.
Based. OP is an idiot, as per usual
There is one single absolute timeline that is already determined and any changing of the past has already been accounted for
Fuck comic books fag. Fat Thor was the best part of that shit show.
at least i can tell women i have body like thor.
>SJW emergence didn’t happen until a bit later.
boomer thor was based and has never looked more based than he did in the picture Op posted
Legit reasons like autism.
Would’ve wanted a scene where fat thor fought his 2013 chad self, but otherwise it was executed pretty well
If that ruined the movie for you. God help you
>ruining the movie
I wonder if it's a blessing or a curse to have a life where a fat Thor ruins a movie for you
Princess and the Frog would have been been better if the prince was a white man.
I've seen a lot of bigger guys with 8-9/10 looking girls recently. They've got weight but good faces, so there's always that.
this
but the choices werent exactly plentiful
>girl power
>iron man dies, aww so sad
>time travel bullshit
>Thanos having his character reduced to NPC
>literally dont remember anything else it was so shit
Yea, fat Thor was the best part. Glad they kept it. Good job Hemsworth!
So men have to get to unrealistic bodybuilder standards and shoot test to look okay, while women who aren't fat are automatically 10/10?
Know how I know you're a woman or a faggot?
Imagine wanting to be king
Get kicked out of asgard a d lose your hammer for being an ass.
Learn humility and think of people.
Lose your mom to some dirty elves.
Lose your dad because your shit stain of a brother, but still admire.
Lose your hammer AGAIN
Learn that asgard is the people AGAIN but also gain a sense of self and your true power.
Then lose your fucking people not two seconds after losing asgard, your best friend, and your brother.
Finally get a new fucking hammer to get revenge, AND STILL FUCKING LOSE!
imagine trying so fucking hard a d riding that rollercoaster of winning and losing, then finally losing big.
Fat thor was him tired off all that bullshit tryhard faggotry. Yet still got off his ass when the time came.
Something, something, it's not the critique who counts about how the stong man stumbles, something something.
Thor is the man.
Jesus Christ you couldn’t be more wrong
Finally someone asking the real questions
If going back in time and changing things makes an alternate timeline where nothing in your original timeline is affected then shouldn't cap not exist in the current timeline instead of being old?
This. Thor is the man, had great character development more so than probably anyone else, lost more than anyone else, and is still the strongest Avenger save for Hulk. Also Hemsworth is a Chad, a bro, and a sick cunt warrior.
Jessica Parker declined the role.
>stretching out her butt skin
what a nice guy
Male feminist detected. Does she let you watch and make the sandwiches when they are done too?
I'm surprised you could type that with a cock in your mouth.
Has riding dick fucked out what little brains you had. You massive fag
That's not a denial asshole. I would regret my life choices if I was you too. Blame your parents for not going through with that abortion loser
Alright guys kiss and make up we know you are both secretly fucking anyways.
Hemsworth is based dor wanting to keep being Thor. And ge's still within budget.
He should be the real face of the MCU
Ahem...Correct
Some would say that he’s the real hero
No
FPBP
Chris is a cuck, he hates exercise
agreed
no me too
user, you know he wasn't actually fat, right?
Duh. He only has muscle because of steroids. He wouldn't exercise if it wasn't for the movie, that's what I was talking about
I just hope the chub is gone by GotG3. I'd be totally fine with it if he's thin from the first scene and they handwave it with a quip. Fuck fat Thor. The joke got old fast.
Lmao Hemsworth probably didn't want to roid up for the role again.
this, he was just like me and gave me the representation that I, as a person of size, deserve. I'm a human bean god damnit!
That's not an MCU trope, you retard. That's been a thing in action movies since forever.
I completely agree with you, Fat Thor was realistic and therefore based.