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I thought that Bashirfag was off topic.
Comfy DS9 interview edition
youtu.be
She was in the ds9 documentary
When are the torrents for that coming out?
Is it indecent for a cross dressing Ferengi to be clothed?
This is actually a very important question, they didn't really think their tranny propaganda through did they?
Someone post some screenshots so I can jerk off
Thank the gods for Mardah. And her tits.
Clearly pushup though, not very big.
I've seen Marina Sirtis's tits up close.
Are you the one who got hugged by her?
What do they feel like?
I wish. She was sitting all alone at a convention and I kept her company for a bit.
Like a fine grain.
This episode is so fucked up. Bashir agrees to surgically change his gender to fool another Ferengi and then agrees to change him back. Isn't that entirely against the ethical code of medicine?
That was me, and it was between S5 and S6 so she looked like this
ok i never watched star trek but i am kind of interested, is the skippable episodes list on tumblr good? or should i watch all of it?
Prime Troi
and now she does shit US crime shows
Watch all of it otherwise you can't really appreciate the truly great episodes. Start with TNG if TOS is too campy for you
Hey, the pay's great and she's still working in Hollywood after 60, I'm happy for her.
Oh good, VF is here for another larp. Looking forward to finding out what this character's secret is.
Skip the clipshows. Watch the shit episodes just to see how moronic they are. You cannot post on /trek/ unless you hate the writers, actors and all the lost opportunities.
>clipshows
but there's really only one (if you skip The Cage and watch The Menagerie on its own).
would you rather a betazoid, a ferengi, or an ocampan
Ocampan
We know it's you, Neelix. Open the door and come out with your hands in the air.
I've been going to 1701 for years and every single time I open the tab there's always THAT guy making cringe comments over and over. It's like he's an alien entity that has power over the mods and they're afraid of him or something. Last time I was there he was literally making shitting sounds and adding bizarre commentary from the episode being shown. Don't get me started on the in-jokes these people have, calling keiko cakehole and changing the cast's names and whatever. I honestly couldn't give a shit about any of it up until I had to endure what was the end of every couple of episodes where they shoehorn some heavily edited video their local tranny "musician" made with absolutely TERRIBLE music, it's like breakbeat but made by someone with no skill or training, 4minutes+ of this shit the fucking cringe man, and they have multiple videos of this shit going on. At least in the past you could just go through the list they had on display and watch whatever ep you wanted while the group watched VOYAGER but they even hid that the absolute fucks. Don't even bother to want to watch some trek on the weekend there because it's movie weekend, or MOOBIES like these dweebs like to call it. Last time I saw them actually stream a trek movie was the first time these fucks shoehorned this shit as an excuse to watch movies aka fucking forever ago. And you can't even try to connect with these people because you're basically held hostage to sit and listen to them drone on about unfunny stupid shit 90% of the time, their daily boring routine lives or their shitty jobs for hours and hours. Absolutely horrible congregation of cringe.
none of the above.
I believe you
Betazoids are probably the most Oedipal race in the galaxy
I'm a /trek/ regular and veteran and this is my first post here.
Bun>Fing for Vee.
Can you just kill yourself for me?
I'm going to need a good enough reason for such drastic measures.
When your minds are all open books, you pretty much have to just roll with it.
Aggressive. Adversarial.
nana visitor makes my peepee feel funny
Agreed. I would like to visit her Nana if you catch my drift.
today i will remind them
Did you get banned again?
Fuck off Bashirfaggot, you just can't help yourself can you?
so brave
Friendly reminder that your sexual organs did nothing wrong.
>it's been years and Garak/Bashirfags are still seething that this isn't nor ever will be canon
the absolute state of this ship
Leave Jessie alone!
LEAVE'ER ALONE!!!
>I'm sorry Doctor, being a barista inside a Target does not count
>implying a woman's house would be that dirty
>eats off of commemorative plates
OOHHH she's crazy due to lead buildup.
>wwn get a new series that picks up where old stories left off
>wwn get a new series is written for all fans
>yfw Trek is already dead and they're just kicking the corpse
>for all fans
Who determines fandom?
Based horror Trek.
how do you fagot simps explain his chase after jadzia and relationship with ezri?
man i prefer weird out-there 'space is fuckin weird' trek. like that TNG episode with the Royale
also, bajoran gfs but i get the feeling that would only be a 'thing' with the kind of person who calls themselves an expat in SEA today and whose family dont speak about them much for some reason
Jadzia is tall, has a strong jaw and small tits. Ezri is essentially a preteen boy
>the Royale
Fuck yeah!
Slagzia a shit. Ezri a cute!
>Jadzia is tall
that's not a masculine trait and her jaw is perfectly fine for a northern european woman. 7 of 9 is far more masculine jaw.
Kira is probably the msot masculine of the ops crew
>masculine jaws
you nerds don't know shit
>that's not a masculine trait
if you bismerch my beautiful space princess tasha yar i will murder you with sticks and the blade.
except it isn't. that guy's just a manlet and the women chose smaller men to equalize the physical differences. next you're going to tell me all dutch women are mannish
Only manlets are intimidated by tall women. If you have actual masculine genes, then no woman, unless they have gigantism, is taller than you.
user cracked the code. OTP is back on the menu.
Also Jadzia and Ezri have had penises at various times. Do you think they ever miss their penises?
Eddington, had some valid points and was one helava pirate.
Eddington was right about everything. Everything.
>Hunted Maquis becomes Trusted Starfleet Officer
>Trusted Starfleet Officer becomes hunted Maquis
Pottery
Chakotay is replaced by Eddington, who didn't die, but was instead lost in the delta quadrant with Janeway. What happens? Is the show improved?
InsidiYou're|JavertOus
Eddington might have actually tried to take over the ship like the Holographic Chakotay did in Worst Case Scenario, but he'd be smart enough to convince Tuvok that it's logical.
Million times better, until berman or someone sabotaged it in a show of power.
Reminder that Eddinton was a bigger rival and more successful than Dukat against Sisko.
looks like chris-chan
TNG = DS9 = VOY > Everything Else
Ro is cute enough for it to not matter, plus she doesn't have a noticeable cleft chin like Seven does.
Oh c'mon, Chakotay was great when they stopped having him huff DMT in the holodeck.
Best spoonie exterminator coming through
What episode should I watch tonight if I haven't watched Trek in months?
cleft chin is not a masculine trait, ro's whole head is super manly and i also hate her character. I could totally go for some butch angel one bitches though.
VOY is nothing without the power of akoochemoya, chakotay was unnecessary though.
Necessary Evil
That is hardly a masculine jaw, unless you're a mouth breathing chinlet.
>A challenger approaches
Lower decks
Family
The most toys
>We need a female captain
>Okay, I gotchu senpai
>the first Terok Nor episode
Very good suggestion, thanks user.
I've seen The Most Toys probably 20 times, it's that good but I think I'd choose Lower Decks for a one off rewatch.
>Jellico
>Maxwell
>Eddington
>O'Brien
All on the same ship during the Dominion war. Just imagine.
I like Jellico because he's clearly flawed but comfortable living with his flaws since he's confident enough in his strengths.
>ro's whole head is super manly and i also hate her character. I could totally go for some butch angel one bitches though.
Sounds to me more like you're jelly Riker got to fuck Ro and you didn't.
They were absolutely right though. If the federation had gone to war then they would have beaten the cardassians and the Dominion wouldn't have gained a foothold in the next war, saving millions of lives.
>Sounds to me more like you're jelly Riker got to fuck Ro and you didn't.
The man's a menace.
Reminder that these parasites were supposed to be the big threat but they realised they were retarded and replaced them with the borg.
based
t. Trump voter
That was a great speech
>youtube.com
they make a big appearance in STO doubling dwn on VOYs big bads
Akoochemoya. Tonight we are far from the normies.
>viewscreen is a practical effect
Gets me every time
frenly reminer chakotay was created by a fake inidan
>huffing DMT
you have to inhale it all in one hit or it doesn't work right
it'll still stun your ass and knock you over if you're standing, you might even black out, but you won't fly into space to meet a council of aliens who show you the vibrational structure of the universe then experience being dragged through a torrent of colors and shapes you've never seen before
t. one who has seen the other side
Hindsight is 20/20
>that speech
>Sisko's face when
>Sisko's response
He totally BTFO the Federation and Sisko knew it. At that point, Sisko was just chasing Eddington for revenge. Nothing more. Sisko knew that Eddington was completely right about the Marquis situation. Absolutely based.
>t. one who has seen the other side
Your description seems to be the usual refrain, though, about meeting the machine elves and experiencing a synesthetic grandeur.
All Indians are fake, they're essentially homeless people living in the woods.
He gassed an entire planet for one person. I can't believe Sisko wasn't thrown in the same penal colony as Eddington. The only reason he wasn't because he was the Emissary of the Prophets
'ate the Federation
'ate the Cardies
'ate Sisko
love me Maquis
love me terrorism
love me space Native Americans
love me Hasperat
simple as
>All Indians are fake, they're essentially homeless people living in the woods.
>He gassed an entire planet for one person
Let's not do this again.
Federation captains (even tugboat captains) are given a lot of power. He likely didn't even report he did that to Starfeet command.
Sisko only goes to racist prisons not war crimes prisons.
Look at that stupid fuck. Just another egomaniac who failed spectacularly.
OI BRUV
ikr it's almost like mystics, shamans, and abductees around the world have been reporting similar experiences for thousands of years
spooky stuff
No, I'm talking about modern YouTubers and random "dudes" online. Unless they're all involved in some collective confirmation bias. But I've never done it so that's all I have to go on.
*BANG BANG*
CAM ON MAQUIS
*BANG BANG*
SHOOT SUM FOCKING CARDIES
>Let's not do this again.
Have actual discussion?
Americans are so gross
>He likely didn't even report he did that to Starfeet command.
That's certainly a possibility after the episiode "In the Pale of Moonlight". But I would be surprised that it wouldn't be reported in other personnel logs.
I've done it four times and know a few people who've tried it. The tamest experience was a total collapse of the ego and dissociation from everything I thought was real, the most extreme experience was meeting about nine entities sitting in chairs and really eager to explain the relationship between consciousness and reality.
I can promise you this much is real, huffing DMT is a great way to waste your money.
Discuss what? Your disingenuous descriptions of what happened? Here's the facts
>Eddington used a slow acting chemical which made a colony planet uninhabitable for cardassians, but not humans
>Sisko then used a slow acting chemical which made another colony planet uninhabitable for humans, but not cardassians
>humans and cardies had to switch planets
>the marquis had to make a hasty evacuation of the planet, but otherwise no one was harmed
So what do you want to discuss?
Oh, okay I thought you were saying that was all a bunch of ...HOOEY. But thanks for letting me know what I'm in for. Can't wait to huff a bunch of that stuff.
:)
In the episode Too Short A Season, the Enterprise has to carry an Admiral to a distant planet where a Federation ambassador has been taken hostage to negotiate a peace treaty.
The Admiral covertly takes anti-aging drugs to revert to his previous youth to discuss peace terms with Karnas who was his former rival. This strange episode is trying to tell us that immortality has a higher price and that the payoff is too high, but his entire motive for doing so was so that he could right a former wrong with this guy. It made no sense and became a strange, ghoulish narrative of watching this guy revert to youth then later die quickly and painfully again.
What was the underlying message here? Every time it comes to mind I get confused as to what they were going for.
So if I set a bug bomb off in your house but give you the keys to my cuckshed you're going to think there's no harm done?
>So what do you want to discuss?
>Sisko then used a slow acting chemical which made another colony planet uninhabitable for humans, but not cardassians
Why would he do this? It seems completely out of character for Starfleet personnel to lower themselves to the level of the supposed "terrorists" they are trying to apprehend
The episode was originally conceived for Shatner to appear as Captain Kirk if that helps
Retard
It's not usual Starfleet conduct, but it was the right call.
anyone here born in the 1950`s?
It's chemical warfare, user. You're a monster and a brainlet.
>but it was the right call.
How?
How would Starfleet respond if I came to work in a tracksuit?
They seem to have pretty lax rules.
Kill yourself skank
>Let's not do this again.
Yeah, you were right about this. It's always the same retard trying to turn this topic into shitposting fuel. Best to ignore him.
>Best to ignore him.
>if I ignore it, maybe it'll go away
Stupid. Dumb. Tranny. SCUM.
I bet you like Measure of a Man too.
How dare someone discuss Star Trek in a thread about Star Trek
You don't get it, Star Trek's only use is for shitposting fuel
fuck cbs
fuck jews
Let me redhypospray you on bio-neural gel packs, /trek/.
Feeling the difference now isn't the reason to store holograms on bio-neural gel. Bio-neural circuitry uses lossless compression, while isolinear circuitry is 'lossy'. What this means is that for each year the holofile sits on your isolinear storage assembly, it will lose roughly 12% cohesion, assuming you have isolinear chips - it's about 15% depolarization on isolinear memory modules, but only 7% fragmentation on isolinear rods, due to rotational velocidensity. You don't want to know how much worse it is on duotronics or other optronic media.
I started collecting holoprograms in about 2347, and if I try to play any of the holosimulations I downloaded back then, even the stuff I grabbed at 320% efficient encoding, they just run like an Armus. The polygon vector resolution is terrible, the midrange photonic balance... well don’t get me started. Some of those holoprojections have degraded down to 32 or even 16 fractal recursion layers. Holonovels stored on bio-neural gel from the same period still run great, even if they weren’t stored correctly, in a cool, dry computer core. Seriously, stick to bio-neural gel, you may not be able to feel the difference now, but in a thousand stardates or two, you’ll be glad you did.
>It's always the same retard
The day of the brick is coming soon, VF.
am el aryan imortal or old .. maybe??
kys paintfag
>doesn't know the difference between T229/his wannabes and literally everyone else
I wish I was as new as you
star trek raciss
Don't give him more shitposting fuel. He's just fishing. Look at how he's spamming the thread with attempts.
THYSH ISH AN OUTWAGE
>He admits to being 229
It's all one person changing their MO
Over 9000 hours in MSPaint is a 4chains tradition.
>everyone I don't like is the same person
/trek/ is based and schizopilled
any STO man in?
Ethnicity != Race
okay, then it's bigoted and stereotypical. your move hypocrite
not lately, not enough replayability to have it installed year round.
I'm not a hypocrite, just a horrible horrible racist.
This is my brother, he want to say hello.
I GOT FAAAAIIITH
OF THE HEEEEAAARRTTT
I just killed some minorities. AMA.
I never played STO.
I have a bunch of screens from Timelines.
I quit playing because it was a timesuck.
What did he have for his on flight meal, user(s)?
Are you Chinese? If not, then you're the minority.
fuck me
the Q are like the very final stage of evolution
after immortality you fade into chaotic nothingness
>whites are minorities
Where's my oppression bux CHINKS?
>watching tng again
>haven't watched it in 10 years
Never noticed how fucking fat Troi looks in the first episode, her uniform looks like it could explode any moment
I'll be there for (You)~
'cause you're there for me too~.
riker is big but everyone else are in shape.
Playing Kotra tonight. Who's bringing the dew? who's bringing the 'za?
The modern Irish have sub-90 IQs due to all the smart people leaving during the famine.
NO ONES GONNA BEND OR BREAK ME
Okay, I fight crime through the nighttime
When the light shine, I go python
I've fallen, on my last lifeline
There's no way in my right mind
My city up on my back tight
How can I possibly act right?
I'm Robin Hood, I'm the Black Knight
I know you heard 'bout my last fight
'Cause I win, over and over again
Are there rules online how to play this? I always wanted to play Tongo
Which side do you represent, /trek/?
The Founders work in mysterious ways.
Source
how about you child molesters no longer have a thread because you are disgusting?
>we oirish say joy must be followed by an equal amount of pain
tru
looks waspy. definitely republican. no thanks
Imagine being Colm Meaney and coming to America, seeing all the inclusiveness of other cultures and then seeing your own culture continuously satirized and stereotyped without a peep of uproar...
hatred drives this general.
the side that did nothing wrong
Why did Janeway leave a UPN promotional photo of the Voyager bridge crew looking upwards at an overhead camera?
Seeing that part for the first time caught me by surprise. I wasn't expecting head explosions and chest bursting worm alien from TNG
based
I love hate
h-hate me m-m-more mommy Kathy!!
after /rmbk/ i will return
have sex with me
What is /rmbk/?
good, good...
"rubbing my big kock" dumb virgin
its communal hatred
Can my sadness count?
How about you just fucking kill yourself?
no, you'll get bullied by the alpha nerds
buddy, I know how this goes. Bullies are often mistreated by parents to the degree that mom leaves.
Why can't you people talk about Star Trek anymore?
exactly, love is for right-wingers
because we don't want to.
Then fuck off.
We're trying to get back on topic.
i don't understand what those words mean in that order but sure
fuck star trek
Why are you so fucking unforgiving?
Because people like you ruined Star Trek discussion.
People who watch Star Trek often have issues with an unstable/violent father figure.
trannies need to be euthanized
Any friends of DeSoto in here?
Scroll up, attempts were made.
How about you give out some (you)s?
Untrue, my Dad is the most easy going man I know. You're just a F.A.G.G.O.T.â„¢ who needs attention. Sod off.
>This episode is so fucked up. Bashir agrees to surgically change his gender to fool another Ferengi and then agrees to change him back. Isn't that entirely against the ethical code of medicine?
Bashir has no ethical code. I mean for fuck's sake he deliberately murdered Bareil then wiped Kurn's memory and changed him into a shadow Klingon. The man's a menace.
If I wanted attention, I'd go on speaker's corner, kiddo.
These are the sorts of things you do when you have an incredibly high IQ.
Just ask (((them))).
eat my flaps
There is no reason to be upset.
I was adopted by an abusive crack whore and ran away at sixteen, and I definitely watch Star Trek because I need stories about strangers who become a family because life is a brutal bitch and I gotta hope it'll make sense someday
Reminder that Trip went where Malcolm couldn't.
this better not be bullshit
>the marquis
I know it's not an argument but c'mon mate. And two wrongs don't make a right for one of the wrongdoers.
I know attempts were made. I made them.
I feel like shit right now.
Going through the series for the first time, just got to Season 4 of Voyager. Did Kes "evolve" in the same way Wesley did? And when she was possessed by that warlord and broke up with Nelix, that was actually her and it stuck? As an aside I didn't like her long hair look.
>Going through the series for the first time,
lie nr 1
Not all of them you cunt.
I don't know or care, every person who ever watched it was just waiting for her to die of old age already.
The Eugenics Wars (or the Great Wars) were a series of conflicts fought on Earth between 1992 and 1996. The result of a scientific attempt to improve the Human race through selective breeding and genetic engineering, the wars devastated parts of Earth, by some estimates officially causing some thirty million deaths, and nearly plunging the planet into a new Dark Age.
Records from this period are fragmented, but what is known is that the wars' roots lie in a group of Human scientists' ambitious attempt to improve the race through selective breeding and genetic engineering. They created a race of "supermen," popularly known as the Augments, who were mentally and physically superior to ordinary men and women. They were five times stronger than the average person, their lung efficiency was fifty percent better than normal, and their intelligence was double that of normal Humans. They also had enhanced senses, including an ability to hear beyond that of Human capabilities.
The Augments were created by the scientists in the 1950s Cold War era in the hopes that they would lead Humanity into an era of peace in a world that had only known war. (Star Trek Into Darkness) One aspect these scientists overlooked was the personality of the Augments. Along with their superior abilities, the Augments were aggressive and arrogant, flaws which the scientists were unable to correct at the time due to the infancy of the science. One of the Augments' creators realized the error, writing that "superior ability breeds superior ambition." That same scientist was ultimately killed by one of his own creations.
The Augments rose to power and held dominance over a large portion of Humanity, beginning in the early 1990s. Among the most notorious of these superhuman conquerors was Khan Noonien Singh, who in 1992 became the "absolute ruler" of more than a quarter of the planet, from Asia through the Middle East.
>And when she was possessed by that warlord and broke up with Nelix, that was actually her and it stuck?
The writers forgot that it wasn't a real break-up. They were kind of shit like that
Who fucking cares y4ou luser fagtron go away eat babies
I thought /trek/ was supposed to be uplifting and having a vision for the future?
o wow kewl, thx bro!
Voyager got really weird at times
Are you fucking high or something?
/trek/ is a discord tranny worshipping general
CURNETH, DON'T!
>HOT IDF GIRLS.JEWPEG
Tin Man
Based Akoochemoya poster
>Are you fucking high or something?
>/trek/ is a discord tranny worshipping general
Give a (you) next time it will last longer.
Checked.
What episode of STD is this from?
Seen it so many times but great suggestion.
Threads can't hit bump limits without one of the tripfags or the rabid discussion of tripfags. Trek is just a prop for meta discussion at this point.
>fuck star trek
Sometimes the lie is the best we can do.
How about Masks or Attached?
>thread culture
I come here because I don't really have anywhere else to to go
>the ones who constantly go on and on about trannies and trips are the ones who supposedly hate them
If you don't like our culture then you're free to leave.
look, we're just trying to make this site work
spiting image
people play computer games to feel in control?
Please don't post CP.
It's illegal.
No.
Star Trek is a franchise built on the delusions of the bottom 10%?
You like ST because it feels like the safe home you never had growing up?
No, communism has always been a delusion of the upper middle classes.
BF is proof that there are people dumb enough to fight to be enslaved.
Lore is an attractive character because he represents everything you can never be?
You doubt my ability to become a complete psychopath.
Star Trek isn't communist
gb2discord
the river will provide
God I fucking hate LaMarr.
What a trash character.
Yes, since becoming one is unlikely.
/trek/ is here 4u, user. That is, until jannies run us off (again).
You're a wimp.
Look, no one cares. bye.
Reminder that Malcolm could have, but didn't want to catch an std.
Challenge. ACCEPTED.
based sympathetic and wounded himself somehow-user
Pick one of these girls to be your First Officer.
post Alara
There's always another awfully nice bum right around the corner.
Say that to my face and not online, melonfarmin' sunuva gun!
HEEEEY EYBADY! IT'S BASH!!!!
Mari becomes my first officer gf
I have pics of you irl
I wish there was more to the Augments. I loved the TOS episode and the movie, as well as the ENT episodes. They should have been a more formidable faction within the galaxy. I think it's lame they explain it as they would all try to vie for the same seat of power instead of expanding outwards
Why did you take this long to put on your slut outfit?
I need Bash to sit on my dic
It didnt, I don't post in /trek/ without my trip, and I don't really care if you beleive me.
First for Ruby.
it's cringe, but it's fresh cringe and sadly these threads needs all the cringe they can get these days
Give me a sexy Mari image
>girl
>first officer
heh
>it's cringe, but it's fresh cringe
Is this the new "at least it's content"?
which one has a penis? she will be my number one(male).
Malcolm was a great man.
I only use a name when posting OC, or replying to a tripfag.
95* of my posts are anonymous.
Strangly, I do believe you, Bash. I do.
I'll link some BF slutties if you make new thread.
My memes live on
Malcolm was a beta boy insert but still based.
Have sex
>only use a name when posting OC
i eat girls
Uhhh, yeah, that's a YES.SIR from me bruh.
I believe in safe sex, but you usually don't need a helmet unless you are fucking a Klingon...
We have hit image limit, btw.
I am not gonna bake it because I am in 4 other threads right now.
make a new
Post the lewds. NOW.
You know why you can't make a new thread? Because you are a spammer. So stop it you retard
The River will provide!
>they would have beaten the cardassians
Four words, user.
Wolf
Three
Five
Nine