Hey user. You enjoyed my Gun Fu Movie?

no he wont

I don't enjoy much of anything anymore, Mr. Reeves.

I sure did Keanu!

Sorry, but I prefer Gun-Kata

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Back to your fucking general waifunigger

>read about his past
>watch Replicas
man that film is way better now

Dude is more than likely to outlive most of us.

Didn't see it because the previous ones sucked
You're a shitty actor actually getting worse with every year past the '90s

Check the digits user, I plan to be posting with them for a long time.

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Checked.

Yes I did. The fight with the Japs at the beginning was especially based. Thank you.

Yes

I haven't watched it yet, K-dawg, I'm waiting for the rip.

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It was utterly shit, perhaps the worst movie i've saw since Taken 3. Not only was it retarded and pointless, it was like nobody had the balls to ask Keanu to do a 2nd take and they all stood around applauding some arthritic 60yr awkwardly rolling around on the floor. It honestly couldn't finish soon enough.

Yeah, thanks Kino.

sorry keanu, liked the first two but got a little bored this time. I wanted to see the raid guys fight, but their fight scenes are better in the raid movies, so I'd rather watch those.

Based but also a reminder that generals are for faggots.

i enjoyed the hell out of it especially the scene where you killed a guy with a book

>"keuanu doesnt age"
memefags can finally shut the fuck up

Yeah, good action. First scene was dope. Tone the vidya world building in the next one though.

He's just a little tired is all.

H-He cannot die

I post here:

/r/keanubeingwholesome

Holy hell thats awesome

>Keanu will become Jesus in your lifetime

That movie sucked

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There isn't a single movie with Keanu I didn't enjoy

It was ok bro but you've gone too over-the-top/comic book style. In the first it seemed far more obvious that you were just a faster, more efficient and better killer than who they were throwing at you.

Now you're just doing crazy stunts and they're just ignoring kill shots in favor of trying to grab you for some reason.

people have been saying this since the 1600s

Equilibrium is certified Kino

>asian assassin that John doesn't see runs right up to him to shoot him point blank
>asians surround John in an alley and no one has a gun, so they all knife fight
>big guy in the library would rather fight a super assassin baba yaga with a fucking book instead of shooting him
>scenes with the spanish lady that seem really unnecessary

You sucked

also
>asians kill other assassins in a crowd of people
>not a single person notices but John
>asian guy appears out of thin air next to John
>just stands there for 3 seconds so John can notice him and kill him
>bunch of guys on bikes chase John
>he pulls a gun from the first one and starts shooting them
>no one else has a gun, they only use swords for some reason

>You will die in Keanu lifespam.
ftfy

how to get hair like this?

that movie is dogshit

Nah. Soon, when he has delivered all the action kino he can, he will fake his death and enter the Keanusleep, resting for generations and regaining his powers, only to awaken when mankind needs him again.

You a goddam right I did, Kino Reeves.