Who do you side with?

>not MCU
Why should I care about this flick again?

This movie was shit. Felt like I wanted my money back after watching it.

no joke, they hate that the humans are not deep enough and the story is not good enough

>Marvel logo
>Superman cape
Bravo nolan

Fuck the (((critics))).

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I had more fun here than 2014 but this one was unarguably worse

I felt like they wasted Tywin's casting and the Marvel quips were pretty fucking awful. Male lead was also shit. Cranston should have been the lead in 2014 btw

>Literally can't vote unless you can prove you purchased a ticket.
>MSM critics get a free pass.
Hmmm.

Seething incel manbabys

>who is Thor

I've had sex, but you haven't you fat fuck

Seething Marvelfags not breaking highest grossing film of all time.

Not this time mouseshill

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They don't realize the monsters are characters too only bigger and mute, If someone told her that Mothra is a strong female character there would be no big difference between the critics and the audience.

Godzilla 14’s humans had the personalities of bricks besides Cranston.

Similar sentiments... I really want to like this film but there's some dumb shit going on. There were undeniably badass parts though. The main 4 monsters kicked ass.

Critics now are just paid disney shills, so why would I ever care what they say?

This. People are bitching about Bradley Whitford's quips but it's better than everyone being charisma vacuums other than Cranston in '14, and of course he's the one unceremoniously killed off before the first hour.

Olson was hot at least and they were never offensive like the comic relief scientists in this one(why the fuck were there 2)

Godzilla 2014 always felt like Gareth Edwards wanted to do something completely different and follow the tone of the first act with Godzilla as the only monster (and as a villain) but the studio meddled a lot.

But user, a strong independent single mother singlehandedly saves Godzilla in the finale and is the only reason he triumphs, saving all of humanity...

Mothra has been in the series almost from the beginning though.

It is absolutely not rotten, fuck these kike critics

>mfw I made a RT account just to give a five star review for KoTM

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It's a monster film where about and hour and a half is spent watching boring humans talk some nonsense in helicopters and submarines with maybe 20 minutes total of actual monster fighting. What a fucking borefest.

I'm doing the same thing, fuck these shill (((critics)))

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I agree, just watch Endgame if it's at your local theater still, and bonus if its in Imax still. If not, then watch Aladdin so we get some more quality remakes.

Which critic are you on RT? I wanna make sure to completely disregard your trash takes from here on out.

Congrats. That was literally the 20th time that @115895138 had posted that picture in all the godzilla threads and all the other times this thread had been posted and no one had ever bothered to give his shitty attempt a (you) until you.

>this film was shit so you must think avengers and aladdin are quality

fuck off, your film was shit

i know you want to larp as a disneyshill in some epic double type of troll but it's pretty dumb

He’s being sarcastic user. It’s a play on the meme that critics have sticks up their asses for films that are not related to Disney and instead wanna shill Disney shit

I thought it was great. It will have good word of mouth and make more money than originally projected.

The scientists did suck major ass. I didn’t give a shit about stranger things bitch either but chandler and vera were good, if only because for once the dad wasn’t a piece of shit

Pretty dumb you cant take a joke and just makes you stand out on basically liking Capeshit and Disney shit more.

I unironically want Avengers vs Godzilla movie though.

So what movies should people only be watching based on your opinions?

Son of Godzilla

Godzilla (1998)

Not enough expectations subverted like Last Jedi

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These guys are the only ones I trust, if they think it's a good movie, it's a good movie, if they think it's shit, it's shit

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audience always
critics are just basedboybetacucks who have the words "in the times of trump" or "current political climate" in all their fucking reviews

>Doesn't list this fucking guy
Dropped

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That 41% is really just complaining that there's not enough social/political commentary in the film. Read the reviews.

Nah, they are hacks paid by Disney too

Seeing it tomorrow in IMAX.

I couldn't give a single shit about the critics' opinion, after some of the reviews like pic related.

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from someone who's never seen a godzilla movie, it was unadulterated kino
FUCK (((critics)))

Or not enough lewd Mille Brown scenes because Hollywood culture

Tywin character will have a bigger role in GvsK according to the post credit scene. If this was just his introduction movie im OK with his limited exposition

I usually give more of a shit about what RLM thinks in general, but for Godzilla I'm anticipating James's review way more.

The best part about this is that these critics are complaining about "shit human story" when some of the best Godzilla movies had the following

>time traveling evil Americans
>aliens
>Planet X
>mind-controlling aliens
>mutant Matrix soldiers
>fairies
>"oxygen destroyer"
>pic fucking related
>Ceasar song
>JET MOTHERFUCKING JAGUAR

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lmao I wonder how many hours of autism was spent on finding this correlation. impressive.

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having seen the film I actually wish the film was anything even close to resembling two hours of kaiju slapping each other round.
>King of Monsters
>He only actually fights one monster
>3 or 4 fights in the entire runtime

He already wrote that he loves the score but doesn't like fights in the rain.
RLM will make fun of it and be very condescending I don't think we should anticipare anything surprising from them.

>the people that say get out and captain marvel are the greatest movies ever made
>listening to these opinions on kaijukino

Same

Came around to liking him after his Romero of the Dead and Alien monstermarathon reviews as a guy who appreciates the genres and criticises the films within their franchise.

Realized he was based when he flat out refused to touch Ghostbusters 3.

pic related is that thing named Katie btw

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I'll watch it on BR, but probably the audience. It's a monster movie; I wanna watch monsters, which I hear this new one is full of. So what's the problem?

he already proved himself able to beat the shit out of the smaller monsters, he only needed to beat the other alpha that challenged him.

I wanted to watch Godzilla kicking the shit out of monsters and got Godzilla being a little bitch and then getting nuked to become OP.
The 90% of the film that isn't made up by monsters hitting other monsters if boring.

Hurrr brainless action *shoves mouthful of popcorn in maw* is Soo *slurps XXXXXL refillable beetus juice* fucking eppppiccccccxcccx

what's your favorite movie

Literally mindless lowest common denominator garbage

Lmao that gif is awesome

>when the pilot ejects straight into rodan's mouth
kino

ok mr. high brow what's your top 5

Stray Dog

My sister started laughing.

I really appreciated the Giant Claw reference though. Really cool shit. I thought that Kaiju traditionally don’t eat people though?

BvS
Knock the House Down
Captain Marvel
Godzilla 1998
The Last Jedi

I don’t think Rodan was necessarily trying to eat him, just kill him

Based

>I thought that Kaiju traditionally don’t eat people though?
Rodan probably was just shitposting

REEEEE THEY ATTACKED MY DINO FLAVOR CAPESHIT REEE

1. Rashomon
2. So Dark the Night
3. Carnival of Souls
4. The Changing (1982)
5. Ringu

A fucking 40 years old white chick

Can’t tell until I’ve seen it

all shit. my 6yo nephew could come up with a better list

An audience score of roughly 50 autists who would pay to see the garbage and clap at the big monsters on screen

>0.5 Cents has been added to your Walt Disney Account

Let me guess yours
1. Avengers Infinity War
2. Avengers Endgame
3. Guardians of the Galaxy
4. John Wick 3
5. Guardians of the Galaxy 2

what's wrong with John Wick

it's entertainment for Yea Forumsedditors

oh ok you just spew popular buzzwords and have no opinions of your own why didn't you just say so

Audience.
Movie was good, monsters were kino and humans were fine.

>Listening to critics in current year (2019)

There’s still too much human in this movie.

Wished they cut out the family and just made the movie Watanabe vs Dance. Two experienced old timers who lead organizations with different views of humans and even more different views on what to do with the kaijus.

from the website saying black panther is the best movie in the universe

The script, humor, and pacing is all fucking terrible.

I don’t understand why fanboys are giving it a pass, especially when there really isn’t that much action, and what’s there isn’t nearly as well shot as the final battle in 2014

Virgin Critics vs Chad Audiences

>131 vs 63

Stoklasa is a hack fraud.
Jay is a hair transplant recipient.
James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.

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This.
Dance was just phoning it in. What you said would have made it kino

Seething kike