Be allergic to water

Signs

>be user
>use nostalgia critic’s jokes
Sad

holy water

it was holey water

>be allergic to carcinogens
>still smoke a pack a day

That shitty Tom Cruise movie with the alien invasion is equally retarded, where the several millennia old aliens dormant on the planet wasn't aware that they couldn't survive in the Earth's atmosphere.

Please spoiler that pic bro...

buy holy water has to be blessed by a priest to become holy, why were they avoiding large bodies of water like lakes? did some crazy priest go around blessing lakes and oceans at some point in the past?

>Planet's life is all water based and the dominant species can project water from every orifice

Fuck the water, bring me wine.

It wasnt the atmosphere. It was the pathogens

I don't fucking know you creep. Go bother someone else.

The Faculty is the exact opposite of Signs, and that's funny to me.

woah thats deep

>Believes the moon landing was real

The composition of Earth's atmosphere has changed greatly over millions of years
anyway, that's irrelevant because it was microbes they weren't immune to, microbes that wouldn't have existed back when they came here

>invade a planet
>die of the common cold

This criticism was said since the movie's release. The fact you immediately thought it originated from that autism makes you the faggot

Whatever it was, it was retarded. Just imagine planning your invasion for over a thousand years and then dying because you can't survive on the planet you're trying to conquer.

Yes

>believes signs is real

why didn't they just virus bomb the surface?

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They liked to live dangerously.

That's what happend the first time white people tried to go into Africa, they couldn't get far into the interior without inoculations.

>their
grammarlets

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They used to perform baptism in bodies of water so yeah probably most bodies of water on earth were blessed.

The aliens were anti-vaxers.

>be allergic to water
>invade a region with high humidity

Hard water is hell.

>saves the neighborhood

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They weren't aliens, they were demons and it was holy water that killed them.

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>can't stand niggers
>still lives in america

All water on God's green Earth is Holy

Mel Gibson's character is a priest who had fallen back on his faith, and when his faith was restored the water became holy.

Brainlets think this kino is about ayys

mysterious ways

>make an alien movie with an excellent cast, mood, and set
>ruin it by interjecting a bunch of religion into the most important points of the plot

>first contact
>rainstorm begins
man that was easy

>certain branches of christianity bless rivers and stuff
>water vaporizes from said blessed places and rains down somewhere else
>this tradition has been going for good knows how long and probably occurs in quite few religions
>basically all free-following surface water is contaminated by holy water

You mean New Africa.

you don't breathe oxygen, you breathe air
why are you guys so fucking stupid when it comes to even the basics of science?

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moley water

>still posting this even though there were spaceships

Yeah but were talking about highly advanced aliens not retarded white people

Yes. Theyve been there a long time and we use to do baptisms outside.

Imagine thinking there is anything as kino as religious kino

Basically the only way to make sense out of it is pretending that it is some kind of bizarre execution ritual by the aliens.
>dump bunch of space niggers that have been sentenced to death on some death world
>give them orders to do some shit
>if they succeed they'll given their freedom
>if they fail they die
>sent miniature stealth drones to monitor their progress
>laugh as they get killed by rain, sprinklers, water guns, spit, urine, etc.
>once most if not all of them are dead fuck off to space and watch how the primitives try to figure out what the purpose of this alien "invasion"

heh, I see what you did there
yup
molality water

Why didnt the aliens and humans just fuck? That's basically what every living thing wants to do.

>space ships landing across the world
>side characters saying the ships are avoiding lakes and oceans
>"LOL THEY'RE DEMONS AND IT'S HOLY WATER!"

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>>travel to moon where their is no oxygen
yet cunt, yet

You need to write the better screenplay because that shit is kino.

acktually, irl aliens are demons too.

>implying

eh no they didnt fucking retard

nice nigger brain you have there

>nigger brain
Somehow has a nice ring to it. Going to use this now you nigger brain.

y-you too

You mean Nuevo Nuevo México.

isn't "nigger brain" somewhat of an oxymoron?

You're a bible thumping faggot. Demons, if they existed, which they don't, would still technically be extra terrestrials aka aliens. So, fuck you.

Probably
>he doesnt believe demons are real
That absolute state of nigger brains

>being this pedantic
You must be fun at parties

Are you telling me that Mephistopheles is a fucking alien when he appeared before Faust?

A galaxy far far away is actually hell.

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Except we have means to go there and not immediately die.
These fuckers came to Earth fucking nude and got curbstomped by a glass of water.

>demons dont have spaceships

redpilled

I just watched it for the first time a few days ago, it was pretty great but the ending did ruin a lot of it. There was wonderful build up and solid acting but Jesus was the twist retarded

hot take: both aliens and demons were in the movie but only demons were shown on screen.

Its not pedancy, humans cannot surivive for extended periods on pure oxygen as it will lead to cell death, only in the short term like mountain climbing or if someone is hospitalised and cant breathe.