>”I’m going to do a two set and demonstrate my value by using the three second rule combined with kino blablabla”
”I’m going to do a two set and demonstrate my value by using the three second rule combined with kino blablabla”
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they all look really gay
>”then I’m going to send the target paragraph after paragraph and a video so she could potentially sleep with me in the span of several days”
I use to watch VH1 all the time for I Love the 80s/90s shows.
oh no no no no no
Autistic nerd retard has sex with a couple thots at a bar and thinks he just discovered some secret code to getting laid.
Are their women dumb enough to have sex with any lanklet with a big furry hat who acts confident and playfully teases them? Yes. But the real question is, is it really worth it to bone high mileage women in bars?
this show was fucking kino
can't believe tv doesn't discuss it
I'M THAT GORILLA DICK NIGGA
I MAKE DYKE PUSSIES WET
One of these faggots tried ot pick up my gf in Vegas and she just laughed at him.
He looked like Marty Mcfly and even had those shoes lmao.
Your new secret name is... David Duke
That's part of the play, if women think you're gay they let down their defenses and then BAM
you're fucking them
When I found out that Downey Jr. wouldn't be reprising his role, I lost interest.
>"What's the matter, user? Afraid we might...fuck your bitch?"
what do, Yea Forums
Funny how the finalist were always the chaddest looking dudes.
push over the one with the boots, he's got a high center of gravity so he should go over easy
since he's the tallest he's probably the leader so having defeated him the rest of the pack should fall in line
>like my boots incel?
He actually seems like a nice cool dude from what I've seen
you know what? I actually do.
>tfw used to seeing women look at me with a disgusted/neutral face and never a happy one
I remember when the pua thing was popular back in like 2011 or so. I even read that book by Style or whateve this name was. Funny thing is it kind of worked. It I had absolutely no base to work with. I was raw as fuck. The key is to take it with a grain of salt. Just use what makes sense to you and get out of your comfort zone. Build your own thing from there. These dudes come off as supreme faggots but they were on to something
I'm glad it worked for you but it didn't for me and I didn't go overboard with it either, I think some people can pull it off but not everyone can
Well duh
>still seething even after the seduction community has been dead for almost a decade
hahaha
well considering a lot of it is just manipulation, ya it's not really a surprise it works. surprise if you're willing to be a total piece of shit, you can get people to do what you want
Same thing happened in "Keys To The Vip", the chad looking dudes did way WAY better than the average looking dudes. Also they made fun of a guy for an entire episode because he was so repulsive.
>just think your not a spaz
wow thats revolutionary advice
There's valuable, everyday psychology to learn from pickup-artistry theory. I highly encourage all of you non-contrarians to read into it.
Good job Mystery for landing a tv gig.
I like this one
bookofpook.neocities.org
What ESL student larp is this?
Is this guy really wearing platform boots
it was a different time. literally.
2001-2003.
btw the move based on The Game is still in pre-production hell but it has a script written by one of the GOT show runners.
Well now its guaranteed to be shit lol
>“Foresight teaches gently; error teaches brutally”
Did David Brent write this? Fucking brilliant
Robbie made it you guys
JOKER GANG REPRESENT
>this show was fucking kino
>can't believe tv doesn't discuss it
It was 100% fake. Every "contestant" was a struggling actor, comedian or model.
The final 2 contestants were both low-rent clothing models, one was a gay model.
>Is this guy really wearing platform boots
MYSTERY is AssBurgers. He really doesn't comprehend the impact of his actions.
Why else would a 6'6" Dutch Jew wear stripper boots to a club.
>Funny thing is it kind of worked
Everything works when you go from ---> Hiding out in mom's basement jacking off to anime ---> Going out, getting exposed to sunlight and talking to girls.
PUA is almost entirely a placebo effect. The key is that you think it works so it gives you extra confidence. Confidence is the thing that's actually doing the trick, and you thinking you have some secret weapon gives you that confidence. Almost any method or model would work as long as you believe in it.
The book The Pick Up Artist by the Jewish manlet in the picture is pretty good
>"Just be confident, bro"
Women like a man with confidence. Works for me.
Now THATS a confidant man
>m-muh bones
>muh skull
>it's definitely not my shitty mentality
don't change anything bros
if you see this lot walk into the club... do a 360 and walk away - you already lost.
Whatever helps you cope, buddy.
In the 00s it was PUA. It was created for the LA scene but spread worldwide. It slowly transformed into 'seduction' around 2010. Seduction started to get watered down.
Then it was called the manosphere and started to be about politics as well as game.
Then theredpill grew which was like seduction but with weightlifting and culturalmarxism awareness.
Then terms like Alpha and Chad became pretty common. Apps like Tinder made it clear to normies that the 80/20 rule was real.
We are now in a weird time where all the movements are kind of fucked. theredpill got quarantined. Wordpress shut down heartiste this month. famous PUAs like mystery and style have not been about pua at all for years. Rooshv just banned PUA chat on his forums this week(!?). And a tonne of PUAs have been literally banned from entering many western countries due to immense political pressure from twitter feminists.
So where are all the horny dawgs gonna go now?
Same, probably 2011, I was autistic towards women and I thought they had something. Ended up making an ass of myself several times. The corny advice “be yourself” is 100% gold. They key is to realize women were made to please you then all the pieces fall into place.
I watched a couple episodes of the show a few years later and it was so cringe. Having sex and picking up girls is like the easiest thing ever. Might as well write a guide on how to walk
I'm actually afraid they might fuck me. They look 100% homosexual.
lol at that shirt, I thought he was missing shoulders
It really isn't manipulation. In fact one of the best pieces of advice is to be radically honest and people respect you more and you get better results.
How many men outright say 'I want to have sex with you' to a woman in a bar?
lmao same desu senpai
If you want to see a bitter madman in true rage mode, give Book of Bonecrcker a go.
no-maam.blogspot.com
More than 30% of it is true
If you listen to most people, that is how they get laid, even the male feminists basically admit they do shit like that. The entire process of dating is based on manipulation. You want to fuck, but you pretend you don't right away
the book was the stupidest fucking thing I ever read, though I only ever got so far as page seven where he cringily claims that he could talk the nurse to having sex with him if he wanted.
Jaime, you will court the buxom blonde two-set at our 4 o'clock and that is that. Your peacock item is this yellow feather. Now if you don't mind, I have a 3-set to F-close on our left.
PUA is dead. i can't believe i was sort-of into this cringy shit at one point
most women know what you're doing by now. they've caught on. "did you just try to neg me". shit like that. i hope you're not unironically doing this shit in 2019.
the reality is talking to women and getting phone numbers is easy.
Getting them to actually meet up and not flake is fucking insanely annoying.
this doesn't happen. most girls have NO idea wtf pickup stuff is.
lol ok fag
>Tfw never followed PUA shit at all
>Just looked up negging
>Tfw I do this to women all the time
Didn't know it had a name desu, I just call most bitches stinky and they love it
most times this will happen
they will ignore you, tell you to go away, or be like what?
no girl is some super secret spy into the mens world and be like "omg is this a neg? are you doing PUA stuff on me?"
The thing is: women neg naturally. They use backhanded compliments on each other all the time. But its the end of the goddamn world if they see a man do it.
In 2019 outright insulting women is pretty good in bars and clubs.
That is true but also it can mean your text game is weak. Its possible to build attraction over text. The most important thigns are:
- take a little longer to reply back to them than they did to you.
- write blunt short sharp messages. Have it packed with verbs and skip random filler words like 'the'
- 'bucket' them. 'You seem like the kind of girl to XXX' type stuff. Its nearly impossible to not respond for some reason.
t. someone who is a 7 in appearance but traditionally has dated 9s (they give me all kinds of shit and so do my 'friends')
Same. It's not some big secret, everyone who's ever acted like an ass knows about it.
>text game is weak
women flake all the time. it happens. usually you just need more leads. It's all part of the game. Girls flake out at many different stages of going to fuck them.
makes it all more interesting.
By the way the ultimate response to a flake is name calling them as a flake in a moderately playful manner.
'alright Flakey McFlakerson' is a common text response to a flake that gets them to arrange something with decent success rates.
There are 'tricks' to get around soft-nexting and a lot of pua material covers it. which is why women and losers desperately want it banned - it means other people are getting more sex.
Thats not a neg. A neg is a backhanded compliment. Like 'Its great to see how you can confidently smile with those teeth!'. But less overt.
Directly insulting playfully is different. it works well and is less passive aggressive.
I agree. But you can change your odds from 10% to 50% with herculean text game IMO. Depending on context of course.
Its still necessary to have a 'sales funnel'. Not just because they flake and ghost, but because the abundance mentality gives you more power and makes you more attractive and less likely to fail
I would regularly do shit like this to girls too but extremely more overt like, "Nice lips I bet you kiss guys with them faggot" and somehow I got laid
meh. I find if I have to work hard to get a girl out for a drink its not really worth it.
I've revived numbers but I end up on a date with someone I wasn't really feeling it with anyways. The chemistry just wasn't really there. Sure its fun to have steady dates but most times its like pulling teeth trying to have a good conversation with them. The sex isn't really much different.
pickup is fun. but staying single for too long just makes me pissed. I'm in a really good relationship now lets see where it goes. But god do I love fucking doing day game / night game in general. its fun af
negs are really a pointless thing to 'learn'. if anything learn how to approach and keep a convo going.
was this 100% staged?
i hate the PUA “community”. Not because it doesn’t work, but because half of the things they advocate is just normal, non-sperg human behavior when flirting. Now? I get called out on “running game” when I’ve never even cracked a single PUA manual, and truly am just trying to be myself and flirt in a way that feels natural and fun to me. Fuck these people for ruining that with their over the top outfits and over analyzation of psychology of dating.
Worked for me but I didn't dress or act a faggot. I just got confident after realizing that these faggots could pull ass, there is no stopping me from doing it either. Just be grounded in yourself and confident and it all works out by itself.
What's your opener line Yea Forums?
For me it's Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died
>What's your opener line Yea Forums?
Does your face hurt? Because its killing me!
I know what you mean. If you really fight to get the date by being disciplined about texting the right amount, right timings, and dont call them out on clear lies... you are rewarded with a date with someone you dont respect and kind of hate. The girl gets a better date since you proved yourself, but you find her less appealing.
basically. Its good to get out on dates and get those gears in motion and sorta practice. See where it goes.
I find sex with people I hardly know to be bad sex. Sometimes it can be fun if you just came out of a relationship and want to try something new and different. Most times its like food from the gas station. its good enough.
nothing is better then fucking someone you legit care about or have a really good connection with.
WE MUST SECURE A FUTURE FOR OUR CHILDREN AND THE WHITE RACE
Half of the time it works every time
WE'RE ALL STARS NOW
IN THE DOPE SHOW
>I need special procedures and rules for picking up girls because I can't act naturally on my own
PUA
this is also known as learning.
>be complete loser all throughout your childhood
>1 friend in high school
>try to turn your life around, become /fit/, take care of yourself, improve your surroundings
>still a complete spastic autist around women and can hardly talk
>try to learn techniques to help you cope with situations you should have been in during your formative years
>HUUUUUUUUUUR U CAN'T ACT NATURALLY ON UR OWN LMAO xD
How high do you score user?
I used to mock an Arab girl in high school by doing very vulgar impressions of her language and she was in love with me for years. She was way too hot though and I was too much of a pussy but I saw first hand how really over the top teasing works well. I wasn't trying to run game or anything, I was just a hyperactive little shit.
not that user, but I scored 267
>virgin
indeed
I mean I legit was bad with women until I found it. It taught me what I was doing wrong all along
Thai thread reminds me of my old okcupid days, sending out copypastas by the dozen..
I would run a 10 mile marathon with 20 lb weights strapped around each ankle with a small asian man strapped to my back shouting insults at me while whipping the back of my head while a midget on a moped follows me with a paintball gun that's shooting frozen paintballs at my nether regions only to be greeted by a pack of wild hyenas that I have to kill with my bare hands blind folded just shake hands with the janitor that cleaned your high school classroom at the end of it all
Mystery's interesting. He's the accidental proof that hitting on women is literally just a numbers game.
The majority of his 'techniques' are the pick-up equivalent of sacrificing virgins to make the sun rise the next morning. But some of them are pretty helpful if you're literally autistic
Yeah, these guys FUCK
pua gets shitted on and generally not recommended cause most people suck.
it actually works well when done correctly and a bit of trial and error. like jelqing.
but no one seems to want to put in the effort and achieve. like going to the gym.
The stuff that 'works' is the shit you should already know (and I'm the same in not knowing it until I read it, but it comes naturally for normalfags)
Things like
>be confident
>approach a girl and say anything rather than do nothing
>Stand out
>"escalate"
Is that Anderson Cooper?
women will fuck these guys cause there are enough women. So if these guys out enough there is some girl that is dtf for dick.
women fuck for more reasons then guys do.
I just googled jelqing and look at this shit. Wtf happened to RS?
rollingstone.com
>But the real question is, is it really worth it to bone high mileage women in bars?
What if I told you that the more sexual parters a man has only increases his attractiveness to women? Would you fuck every woman you could?
>the answer is you are just a faggot with oneitis
this post made me curious, sad, and angry in that order
> I feel like you got off on the wrong foot. And this isn't easy for me.... But I'm willing to give you another shot.
> what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
I either use smile or deadpan and my body language is good.
Another one I've used to have sex with a stranger in minutes more than once at festivals, nearly always when high :
> we should have sex
I quit drugs forever for mental reasons but there are fantastic for showing you what is possible
I got most of my hookups from having status at uni or from dancing well in clubs and just literally grabbing girls. The secret is to do it at 9pm and not 11 or 12
When it works you got yourself a keeper too
orange woman bad
mystery was only successful because of how absurd and un-self aware the 2000s were
hed be a disgruntled factory worker if he was active today
Yeah a huge number of people get great results from it. There are guys on forums who have done it for 20 years and claim to have 9 inch dicks (starting from like 5 or 6) and post pics for evidence
You can get half an inch length or girth with a months work but it has diminishing returns.
Sometimes fit has threads on it.
The only reason I've not done it is the time commitment. It's 30 mins a day and I have a whole shit load of 30 min a day habits I got to do.
he's also 6'5 and kinda goodlooking
>Rooshv just banned PUA chat on his forums this week(!?)
he found god and is now against degeneracy
Not him but considering I'm 7x6 I'm 100% fine with my junk. My girth is basically the limiting factor, any larger and it would be a literal pain unless I'm going down on loose pornstar.
im not saying he wont have a gf. he just wont be a pick up artist
I actually read ‘The Game’ by Neil Strauss and that shit actually worked for me getting laid more often and got me my gf.
There’s defeinitely some golden nuggets in there that could help a person out.
I meant that was also a factor in getting away with that style
Girls like guys who actually like themselves. One guy figures this out, and creates a billion dollar industry selling men this self evident fact by couching it in vcr manual language.
I'm pretty sure he must be Jewish.
>look into pickup
>actually read mystery method
>he talks about stacking after you open
>stacking involves telling interesting stories that demonstrate higher value
>i have no stories to tell, i'm a fucking loser who spends all of his free time on Yea Forums
what do i do?
Thank god for this meme on /fit/ like 4-6 years ago
Got me to watch The Pickup Artist, found it funny but nuggets of gold which then led me to reading The Game which then led me over Real Social Dynamics (RSD Tyler) which was without a doubt life changing
I have fucked 100+ girls now
The pic that discredited PUA forever.
>Real Social Dynamics (RSD Tyler
did he nuke his channel?
h-how? i've watched the pickup artist, read the game, watched RSD videos too
the problem is, what do i even say? and why would a girl even like me
>tfw 34 year old khv
Get a hobby
>I have fucked 100+ girls now
that's actually disgusting and sad
Make shit up
i laughed incredibly hard
No, both of them are still up.
Not to sound like a fag, but almost a "father figure" of sorts to me, dude is without a doubt the best self help/PUA guy ever.
The fact that he's balding, tiny hands, a gay ass voice and autistic is what made me buy into it.
>what do i even say? and why would a girl even like me
No offense bro but if you're asking these q's, you haven't immersed yourself in RSD
Download a torrent or whatever of Tyler's HotSeat at home
>>that's actually disgusting and sad
Well the actual number is 300+ and it is my main hobby at this point
Though it's hard to tell girls what I do for fun "Meet new girls and post on Yea Forums.."
i mean these guys would literally make up stories to tell to girls. so i guess you can lie
>The fact that he's balding, tiny hands, a gay ass voice and autistic is what made me buy into it.
based, will check it out
dude stop spacing that much please
WACH RSD
Mystery Method is painfully outdated though concepts from there are still used
I literally spend half my time on Yea Forums as well, work a shit job and live with parents but make it work (though I don't really talk about any of these things)
Women like stuttering short jews though.
I like to space.
Also, he's 5'9"
youtube.com
CHECK HIM OUT. He literally sounds gay which makes it more inspiring
>WACH RSD
RSD is utter shit.
David Wygant is pretty good but he's still a jewish scammer like the rest of them, but at least some of his stuff works.
So you're basically unable to pair bond at this point. Stop leading these poor anons down the same degenerate path as you.
>RSD is utter shit.
Objectively wrong. I've gotten laid literally 300+ times and I think RSD for it. Also not shilling, go download the torrents for free like I did. Never have been to a paid live event either as I wouldnt want to be filmed
RSD Tyler + Julien (pre-Scandal) + Jeffy are all great
>Hey, so I was trying to come up with a line to get your attention, but just decided to cut the bullshit and just introduce myself. Hi, I'm user.
Then you just have a normal conversation from there about smalltalkey bullshit. Works most of the time. Fucking MAGIC pick up artist game mayne.
You have herpes and hpv.
So does every sex haver, incel.
It's all about framing. Do you love D&D? Tell a story about a cool time you played D&D (leave out the fact it was online). Did you drop your spaghetti as a result of a Shakespherean comedy of errors style misunderstanding? Tell a story about dropping your spaghetti and how it made you feel.
Important thing is to be happy and comfortable, it's not what you say, you can literally tell pedophille jokes for twenty minutes straight as long as you have a happy/comfy mindset as you're doing it.
>So you're basically unable to pair bond at this point.
Double edged sword
Pre-game, I would "pair bond" (aka get into relationship) VERY easily
Now that I've been with so many girls I know instantly what things are automatic "this isnt going tow ork" and the few girls Ive had longer relationships with are out of true connection as opposed to desperate clinging
Also girls WANT to be in a relationship with me more now as they can tell I have other options. I don't even have to say it, they just "get it" based on the way I interact.
Also, I'm 5'8", not a really masculine voice and socially awkward.
Even if I do (never been diagnosed), my immune system has supressed them making that irrelevant. Also, most sexually active people will get HPV in their life
>I've gotten laid literally 300+ times
Big deal, I've fucked thousands of times. Any guy who puts his dick in women just for self-validation is an idiot.
>the problem is, what do i even say? and why would a girl even like me
You have to believe. It's like Field of Dreams. You have to believe.
>my dingus looks like an over-microwaved hot dog that exploded.
Cool
Thank god Im a white boy that only dates black girls. His shit only works in stupid ass white girls. He ever try that shit on a black girl, he would get his clown looking ass laughed at.
The guy on the right is dressed as a Witcher
Based
David Lynch gave me jungle fever
Black girls are like men though.
Not if you find a nice qt3.14 christian girl.
PUA gave me some good tips desu.
Most of it I didn't use but things like kino (not tv's kino), playful teasinh and amused mastery are very powerful tools.
this guy looks like a tom of finland drawing
RSD Tyler is the only actually good/helpful PUA I've ever seen. I used to watch his vids to pump myself up.
OP you're a stupid fucking cunt
was that enough negging? wanna go out on a date?
You just need to have confidence about your disease mangled wang bro.
Just make up a fun story about getting your junk blendered by a yacht propeller.
That's called stacking and adding value.
I read the guys book (The Game, Neil Strauss) he's actually a decent guy now. He became self aware enough to realise that PUA was for insecure weirdos and that he was a bald faggot desperate for pussy.
If you leave the safety of your house you've achieved 90% of PUA right off the bat.
It's not manipulation. PUA is basically copying how socialable, popular, attractive men act.
And then immediately started a PUA training camp to make money
>PUA is basically copying how socialable, popular, attractive men act.
Yeah its called being normal. I've lost count of how many cashiers, random women on the street and chicks at social events have hit on me and I'm an average looking manlet.
The trick is always to respond back and don't be a sperglord.
>why yes, I've never been on a date and know fuck all about what I'd do with a woman, how can you tell?
>These dudes come off as supreme faggots but they were on to something
this.
it makes no sense, and frankly neither do women.
True. But I was raised by a feminist single mom which fucked me in the head with women. He really helped me figure out how to talk to them and put me in a better headspace and worldview - I was heading down the incel path at the time due to my sexual frustration.
>I read the guys book (The Game, Neil Strauss)
god that book was hard to explain when my gf saw it on my bookshelf
Negging is in fact normal. Its just called banter or poking fun. If you're an autist with 0 charisma, then negging is very obvious and women will call you out on it. Otherwise women, and men, enjoy it when you make fun of them in a playful way.
Go forth young man, the journey is rewarding. There are many paths to sexual enlightenment, I'm glad you have chosen yours.
>I was heading down the incel path at the time due to my sexual frustration.
glad you made it out
looking back its like my single mom did everything in her power to prevent me from having a healthy love/sex life.
You guys know it's bullshit right
>Negging is in fact normal.
Negging is not a good idea. Its great for club chicks but not for the majority of women. The moment you say some shit about a girl she will remember it to her deathbed. Then if you are in a relationship with her and you get into an argument she will pull it out of her hat and will say "oh yeah well remember that time you said..."
>If you're an autist with 0 charisma, then negging is very obvious and women will call you out on it.
this. I saw a guy who follpowed the rules verbatim and it was so cringe as it was as if he didnt consider that these methods were dead the minute girls read them and the game had changed.
Poor bastard didnt have a chance.
thats the point.
also this was late 2000's when lookin like a fag was "in"
based
this
Cringe
Have sex
You seem to think that shaming people with 19th century morality derived from a book written by bronze age sheep shaggers has any relevancy in the 21st century. People don't care that you fuck. They do care if you don't. No one fucking cares about pair-bonding or that other cringe incel shit, a girl will always bond with a man who knows how to please women. Either swim with the times or sink, incel. Your time is done.
Wow, how many buzzwords could they fit into that article? What a dumpster fire,
Laugh at them
watch and learn.
What most PUA and men do, you lie and make shit up.
I just use the D.E.N.N.I.S method
You clearly don't understand the processes then, or at least have never put them into practice. Go out clubbing mate and give it a shot.
yo what's up with your legs you're like micromachines
I will give you my not so secret rules to talking to girls. They will seem obvious too, but they require work on your part.
1) Be nice, but don't be a speedbump, its okay to have an opinion
2) Remember what she said, remember all of it if you can. What gets women wet is a man who is actually listening, and remembers tiny details of her life.
3) Be generous....with your money and more importantly your time. Don't ever let her buy a meal, so when she insists on paying on the rare occasion, you will be getting a blowjob later, trust me. She wants to put in some personal capital to make you happy.
4) Be reliable. i can't emphasize this enough. If she thinks you are the kind of guy who she can call at 4am and get you to fix a flat in the rain for her, she's yours.
5) Good sex, mind blowing sex. The #1 reason why a woman is either faithful or strays. If you are shitty in bed she will find another dude to fuck. Women view sex as the #1 way to bond with a man. If you can give her orgasms that she has to brag to her friends about, she won't even give another guy a glance much less conversation.
PUA only gets you in the door, its 100% fake shit, so drop it the moment you are on your 2nd date.
He eventually gave up on that too and then went into helping men be better versions of themselves, which I think is great.
Yeah, same here, but it still hasn't helped me get laid. My anxiety flares up too much when I think about approaching someone although I did it a few times last year.
I'm not even sure if it's just my looks since I've had a few girls approach me, but I've also had situations where I creeped the girls out.
That's not negging. The easiest neg ever is talking shit about how short a women is, it just works. They're never really going to be upset at you for this kind of play.
Im really skinny and act femenine, but am really funny and can get girls to laugh at my jokes and over time manipulate them to be loyal to me. This especially works with black girls and I can basically get girls "way out of my league" doing this. It has always worked for me even though i never was that typical chad image. No clue why though.
Nice b8
are you a twink or a lanklet?
I do this, except the last point, and girls just use me to help them out, while they sleep with Chad
There's a trend for twinks, women find them non-threatening. If you're a genuine nice guy it helps even more.
Lots of guys get massive muscles but don't realize that power play of intimidation scares women except for Jersey Shore types.
>many cashiers, random women on the street and chicks at social events have hit on me and I'm an average looking manlet
How come I've never seen anyone hit in a cashier or get hit on by a cashier in my life?
I don't think it's normal
Real answer for you as I was in your shoes 10 years ago. When you choose to spend your free time, you need to ask yourself, "would this sound interesting on a date?". Sitting around on Yea Forums, reading social media, watching movies, playing videogames are the worst answers you can tell someone. Find at least three constructive/healthy activities for you to do during the week. The goal here is having 3 things to talk about on a date before going, "So how about you?" and putting the spotlight back on her. A few things I recommend:
> learning another language (buy a used txtbook, download anki, and practice on your own for a month just)
> taking a once a week class (great for above)
> exercising (running is the easiest but be sure to google how to stretch so you don't fuck your knees up)
> learning how to code / 3D sculpt / draw: spend $12 for a 1month sub to some learning site so you don't spend 3 weeks aimlessly searching through the shithole of YouTube.
Now, when you reflect the question back at them, and they say "ohhhhhhh I like to have a glass of wine and watch netflix", give them the same unimpressed look.that you've been given your whole life.
Also, for the love of god, pirate a book of some kind on a subject that you're interested in. Self help, fiction, non-fiction, I don't care. Just be ready for the question "So whaaaat buuks do u read LOL". Being able to say "I'm pretty busy learning [subject above] but did read [book] by [soandso]."
Fuck that question.
And fuck those romance book addict women who look down on others for not reading; yet learn nothing from their form of mental masturbation. I love telling them about the North Korea Prison torture books I read when they through that shittest at me. Same with the Mongolian Army torture book.
did he kill himself already ?
after that chick left with his daughter he went mental as far as i remember.
my problem is that I don't REALLY care about girls and also am too inhibited by insecurity and instinctively hiding my power level to achieve anything with such little incentive, so I will die alone having wasted my entire life
being a nerd fucking sucks I want to reroll
I've had mcdonalds drive through girls hit on me dude. One chatted me up bragging about how many hamburgers she dished out in a day, another told me I had soft hands when handing my change. You just have to reciprocate when they take that risk to chatting to you.
Now some fun!
I like this guy, he's a classic autist. Chats up a cute mcdonalds girl without even realizing it then pisses her off with his ponies.
youtu.be
You're either good looking or typically in a generally good social mode
ha ha you lying wigger faggot
God damnit this video
Everyone's good looking now dude, it's cheap, literally all you need is roids, good clothes/haircut, and maybe a few minor touchups that aren't more than 10k combined.
Mark Manson said he's actually attempted suicide. Kek. Apparently him and RSDTyler
>literally all you need is roids
I am a brainlet who has no idea how to use roids or buy them
I tried reading up on them and it seemed overwhelmingly confusing
The prospect of losing my hair/erections is horrifying and being I have no idea how to do them right...
>getting a hobby you have something to talk about
wack
get one because you genuinely want
i'm really into listening to music so just talk about that with girls among other things
regardless talking about hobbies, job, etc. is all kind of friendzone/looking for a husband shit regardless. i just 'vibe". ive fucked girls who know nothing about me
>What gets women wet is a man who is actually listening, and remembers tiny details of her life.
> If she thinks you are the kind of guy who she can call at 4am and get you to fix a flat in the rain for her, she's yours.
>Be generous....with your money and more importantly your time
not gonna make it
looks kino
He's literally wearing a shark skin suit.
do you guys think there are women out there that get off on targeting pua's to get them hooked just to destroy them mentally/emotionally?
>this thread
youtube.com
Is this an old show? That bullshit isn't a thing anymore, most women are aware of it now, I've seen them destroy assholes trying this shit in clubs.
I think any woman who would fall for this shit...you'd probably be able to fuck easily anyway, without all that. Plus, whenever some balding fat fuck tries it, he always beelines to the biggest turboslut in the joint, who'd probably fuck him for cash straight up, no "negging".
Shit-tier understanding of others. That advice isn't going to help him.
Watch the movie "Shame". Its about a guy who obsesses with sex, but still can get laid because he knows how to communicate with women. Very educational, just don't go into a gay sex dungeon club like he did.
I actually went to a club recently
It's too loud for me to talk, that's the biggest issue imo. I have a soft voice
The other issue is that people go with their friends. This is what I saw at the club
>girls dancing together with their group
>girls sitting at their table with a group
>girls dancing one on one with a guy they knew
>sometimes a group of girls at the bar together ordering a drink or talking with each other
How do I approach any of them? Especially when I don't think I can even say "Hi" loud enough for them to hear me
Everyone loses their hair dude, you just get a transplant and finasteride. And your personal trainer will set up a cycle and PCT.
It happens. It's happened to me a few times. The chicks were fives and I'm at best a seven, so it's not like it was a big deal.
I don't know anything from PUA and I think it's a generational thing. Women in Gen X were a lot easier to approach, attract, maintain, etc. Most of my life fives and sixes threw themselves at me, which obviously means nothing, but I figured out a seven can score an eight if he's funny and practices good hygiene without being too much of a fag about it. That was really about it back in my day.
I'm honestly kind of stunned at how hard it is for you younger guys to get laid. I am at most Chad's wingman's wingman and I smashed at least 100 broads in four years of college. I have to admit some were soft sixes and there is blowback to getting a rep as a Lothario, but it was still mostly worth it. I did get herpes and the one chick I crushed on knew my rep so I couldn't even get her to tell me the time.
I got shot down a lot, though. I think that's really the issue a lot of young dudes face. They think they're worthless scum (or that all women are stuck-up cunts) if they don't instantly land a ten in bed just because they held a door open. Just learn to dismiss rejection the way you'd regard a sudden rainstorm: let it pass, dry off, back to the grind. Every night I pulled I probably got shot down five times. That's like 500 rejections for those 100 smash sessions. I fucking once sat on a corner just flat-out asking chicks if they wanted to take me home and within 20 minutes I was headed back to some chick's apartment.
Yeah, there used to be (though they were later deleted) some tumblr blogs (and on other platforms) where the girl would get a PUA message and fuck with the guy for a little while before humiliating him. You could tell they were getting off on it. A lot of them were just complaining about creeps and doing little but some certainly did fuck with guys heads.
>but still can get laid because he knows how to communicate with women
And because he's Michael Fassbender.
in 40 years I'll be able to get skin grafts and cultivated bone implants to look like a handsome 18 year old, right
Maybe clubs arent the right place for you user? If something isnt working for you, its better to find what does then to change yourself to fit the small set of circumstances barring you in one situation.
That is unless you have some fundemental issue you need to work through in general.
>The other issue is that people go with their friends. This is what I saw at the club
>>girls dancing together with their group
>>girls sitting at their table with a group
>>girls dancing one on one with a guy they knew
>>sometimes a group of girls at the bar together ordering a drink or talking with each other
>How do I approach any of them? Especially when I don't think I can even say "Hi" loud enough for them to hear me
Girls in a group are actually better than approaching one alone. Just remember to talk to ALL of them, introduce yourself to ALL of them and in a way....they will decide the girl you go home with.
A guy that approaches a group of girls is considered very brave. I once approached a group of girls and I had this story I made up where a friend of mine was getting married but he wanted to see more tits before he got married. each of them showed me and my friend their tits....
Then I had one big tittied girl from the group following me around wanting to fuck in her car.
You gotta open but don't worry if you have the least bit of confidence you will succeed.
I ran into the fast seduction bullshit earlier than that. Most of it is just common sense, but it's "magic" to incels and NEETS. Like, you have to be told to be well groomed? Speak well? Make eye contact? A lot of it is just paying attention to body language, using it yourself, and not being a dickhead. Most dudes figure that out on their own.
or just buy a slave wife in afganisthan that is your property instead of playing femoid mind games.
None of that's true.
and have a clean apartment with a sparkling clean toilet. put away the playstation and you're too old to have playboy centerfolds on your wall. Have an adults bedroom and you will get laid every time.
Even in the movie 'Animal House' the frat house had a special well taken care of room that was only for sex with high class women.
Stop having sex
>no one cares about creating stable families for their children
Wrong.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Imagine being this pathetic.
Tbqh I find bars just as loud sometimes
>Just remember to talk to ALL of them, introduce yourself to ALL of them
Here's my problem. I have a soft voice, so do I go up to each one individually and get close to their ears and talk to them?
I've literally banged girls on my dirty cum-stained sheets this is a lie
>Here's my problem. I have a soft voice, so do I go up to each one individually and get close to their ears and talk to them?
Work on your club voice, and don't head bob, let her move her head towards yours, its a good indicator of interest anyway. Simpler words are easier to understand. Don't talk victorian in an effort to impress, you are in a club, for chrissake.
See, this is my point. You have a soft voice? Common sense: talk fucking louder, dummy.
Common sense: dancing with a woman works way better than running dumb pua lines on her.
Common sense: bars are meat markets. If you don't look good, you ain't getting any, except maybe the fat drunks at closing time.
lie you faggot
Holy shit you sound like such a faggot.
have sex
>I've literally banged girls on my dirty cum-stained sheets this is a lie
You have herpes and hpv
>go to bar
>exactly as you describe
>pre-gamed and then ordered 4 more drinks
>extremely drunk and genuinely don't feel self conscious
>walk into crowd and start bumping uglies until I fall into a grind with a 6.5/10 blonde chick
>grind vigorously for several songs and then make out
>bitchy friend cocks block
This happens too often. Do I need a wing man? I think I need a wing man
>Khaleesi pls respond starter pack
>>bitchy friend cocks block
You forgot the rule, don't ignore a girl's friends. If you are friendly to all of them including the fat one, you can never get cock blocked.
Why's there's always some minority with a shit hat in these shows??
What the fuck even is this?
This pua shit is beyond fucked!
Why can't you just act like a human being?
>Why can't you just act like a human being?
Because autists are literally subhuman.
The guys who fall for this self help bullshit, are the guys who played vidya all through high school and college and never even spoke to a woman, and now at 35 decided to start trying to sportfuck.
It's kind of hilarious.
all of these are objectively wrong
It does seem to work based on all the progress pics. It makes you really weigh the promise of a nine inch dick in gold though. I saw progress pics from a dude who legitimately got to ten inches but at that point its like an obsession and a certain percentage of the day goes to pulling on your dick.
All these girls were equally attractive and not fat... but I guess that makes sense. How the hell do you get friendly with all their friends while on the dance floor and the music is so loud you can't hear anything?
The weirdest part is different chicks I grinded with have left for a drink and then returned to dance with me. I don't know man
Maybe she was hoarding you for herself. Should have fucked her.
You're right, I should have said pub or club. If you go to large clubs its still pretty easy to pick up girls. You just find one by herself.
>seething pakis
This is gold.
Back when i was in my first semester of Grad school I was working at a warehouse and had a pretty decent looking 40 year old milf for a boss. One day she let everyone know her birthday was coming up, so a bunch of dudes got her cards, I used to flirt with her and bust peoples balls, so I got her a gift wrapped snicker bar, and told her to eat it fast, because she becomes a diva without sugar, it was right when those snicker bars commercials came out, perfect joke, demonstrated higher value, because everyone else spent money getting her real gifts and cards and I basically said she was worth 1 dollar to me!
One week later she was texting me nudes and telling me she wanted to fuck no strings attached. Negs, Demonstrating higher value, push -pull tactics all work, especially on older woman.
You think women know about any of this shit? Lmao
The show itself IS goofy, but the community offers great advice that woman will never tell you.
I opened a thread at /adv/ pointing some observations in woman behavior and I wanted to discuss that... guess what?
I could point out who were the women and who weren't. Some of the girls I've called the attention admitted they were woman.
They'll attack you and try to shame you when you discover the tricks.
One of them admitted that I was mostly right and said that it's easy to maintain a man in love and doing everything she wanted as long as she was nice enough and sucked his dick very well.
The first thing to understand is that they do a lot of manipulation, makeup is the first one. They use it to make them prettier, look healthier, look younger...
and so on.
The secret is to NOT take it seriously, face things as they are and have fun interacting with people. The sex will come naturally.
You can also understand the game and play the number games to raise your chances. Both choices are okay.
But you need to understand that the interests of a women are different from the man.
Even if she says so.
The PUA community plays the second game.
>manipulation
lmao have sex
>all of these are objectively wrong
Oh dear, another one lost to PUA
Not that user, but I exclusively fuck black chicks and I'm a white guy ( also not a wigger lmao, much more preppy). It's just wayyyy to easy lmao. I can fuck 6/10 white girls and I have to work at it because they're so entitled, but I fuck 8-9/10 black girls easy as fuck. They literally fucking cannot get enough of an upper class white guy showing them attention.
Don't worry though nigga I would never marry one of your black "goddesses", only fuck them as side pieces before you get to marry them. Gotta keep the family white so my white son can fuck some fine black bitches as well lmao.
What do black girls smell like?
cocoa butter
Law of averages says you can hit on hundreds of women and still find one promiscuous enough to settle for you. Doesn't make you an 'artist'.
People with an actual talent that impresses women are more successful.
Fuck off PUA shill.
Tee hee hee!
This PUA stuff really works.
Underrated
>they're all a bunch of closeted fags
Explains everything really.
>demonstrated higher value
Oh god this PUA terminology is so fucking funny to listen to.
So did you neg her, do some Kino Escalation and then do a pullback and then isolated for the close-kiss?
>So did you NEG her?
No...but later I took pic related...
...to the bathhouse and I got my NEG ass POZ'd
The Book of Pook is kino
JoJo Part 9 looks good
Lmao, fuck i snorted out my beer on that
that shit must be great for 17 year olds
to Sneeds
I exclusively fuck asian women.
honestly I am jelly, that is perfect size. im 5.5x5.5 and a little more length would be nice for some positions.
its a fun read. I felt like I was there in the house. Its funny when courtney love moves in.
I was going to answer this but better suited people answered. best of luck to you
> 300+
Dude insane. Are you in or near London? Im 70ish myself. I would love to meet you and go out somewhere. I went 0-40 in a year then 40-70 in another year. Had a few dry spells. Back in the game now.
Are you mostly day or night game?
If you are legit and UK based then let me know man, Ill give you my email if you are interested in going out with another guy and meeting pairs of women. I had a great wingman but he is in a relationship now.
>They think they're worthless scum (or that all women are stuck-up cunts) if they don't instantly land a ten in bed just because they held a door open.
I never thought that. I just wonder if it's actually worth it in the #MeToo and antibiotic-resistant STD era.
fucking kek at that greentext+pic.
>I fucking once sat on a corner just flat-out asking chicks if they wanted to take me home and within 20 minutes I was headed back to some chick's apartment.
what year was this
because this shit aint happening anymore
I've been to bars and I've got no idea how you would just go up to a random group of women and not have it be awkward as fuck. Literally just walk up and go "Hey, I'm user. What are you guys doing tonight?"
That shit will never work for a 5 foot 7 baby faced twink like me.
Thanks for selling me on RSD Tyler Hotseat. I will torrent it. If it gets me a good result or two Ill pay for it.
Man Ive not been excited about PUA shit for a long time. Forgot how exciting it is
Julien and jeffy too. got it...
Learning how to talk with a commanding voice is a skill. It uses the diaphragm. look it up.
>There's 3 of you
>"Yeah? How do you figure"
>Well, when I take out the leader - which is you - I'll have to deal with 1, maybe 2, dedicated friends. The rest, they always run away.
Based Reacher user.
All that PUA shit was essential to the foundations of the red/blackpills we have today. They may have been pseudoscience at the time, but they actually were based on truths which have now been very much refined by "incels" and just normal guys online.
lol I was thinking of the exact same thing, just didn't care to post
glad im not alone
Sure it is, you just have to find a corner with no video cameras in a city where no one has a smartphone.
The secret is that women aren't turned on by insults -- instead they think it's attractive that you're confident and comfortable enough to playfully (at least from their perspective) insult them like you'd do to a male friend.
Basically they like that you're not a beta going out of your way to worship them.
I got told that this is terrible and I'm using her as a verbal punching bag and she's very sensitive to it.
that was during his mental breakdown. the book begins with the ending, like fight club.
Where do I find a wholesome gf?
>girls will publicly call themselves thots and in a few years get married and have kids
anybody wanna start picking up girls together? i’m autistic but we can help each other with pua shit. i’m in florida
>Where do I find a wholesome gf?
hahaha
Do you really think you can manipulate your dick into a girls vagina if she doesn't want you to user? Are you that retarded?
I’m actually coming down to Clearwater beach this summer but I’m married now and have a kid on the way. Several years ago I started out the same way tho. Find yourself a good wingman. Not a scrub. Let loose and get out of your comfort zone. It’s a numbers game. Good luck bro
>ey yo trex come help me swag this kid out
Jamiroquai is still alive?
I was nothing but loving and kind to my NARCISSISTIC ex girlfriend, who now likes to passively aggressively shit talk me on social media, and remove our photos together, 3 months after the breakup. She had already been talking to another guy for the past two months, so why the fuck would she wait so long to start messing with me? She did call me a week ago and we talked, I told her how I was happy, had been losing weight, reading more and had been on a multitude of dates, whilst she said she was getting sick of her new guy already (rebound) and was depressed. She dumped me but seems to be jealous of my happiness without her, has anyone been in a similar situation?
That's because they all are.
Go no contact. Delete from everything. Don’t respond to anything. She will seethe and cry and you will win. Don’t be her emotional tampon ffs.
>Trafalgar law is also Sabo
Deepest lore
Yes. Stop speaking to her, give her none of your time. Don't even waste your thoughts on her. She is not a good person.
That's what women do. I wish I could tell you that your love actually matters but it doesn't, you're nothing to her or to any other woman. Sorry dude.
lie faggot
I stopped reading after Whole Cuck island, has Oda's writing gotten this bad? My god.
Thank You brothers, it's a shame that this is how it is, it was the first time I'd been happy in years, its come to this. She dumped me 3 months ago, but she doesnt leave my mind, I've deleted all photos and such of her from my life but I just cant move on yet. I cant believe she moved on so quickly. I still want her back for some reason, is this really what "Love" is like?
yeah and then you're having to maintain a lie for the whole relationship and when she finds out it's all over
sounds like a lot of fun guys
Yes.
that's not funny, re-evaluate your sad lives.
problem is he's operating as a hurt person, playing a numbers and brute force game that is effective on hurt people, who probably want a relationship, rather than the type of girl just looking for fun.
but actually i know nothing. I just do well with a lot of girls and badly with others. I get a lot of girls but a lot hate me too for no reason.
I don't do this pickup shit though.
things that never happened unless you're a major cuck
its clear being against puas is only in the interest of feminists.
That’s not what love is it’s how how it ends sometimes. Women move on quicker than men. They monkey branch on to other dudes. It’s just how they are. Anyway, you’ll get over her too. The sooner you go no-contact the sooner you can move on. I promise one day you’ll look back with no feelings for her. Maybe even resentment if you keep crawling back. Consider it a learning experience. You’ll have a better idea of what kind of woman you want in the future.
Lmao
>Anyway, you’ll get over her too.
Why would you lie like that? If he has any capacity for normal human emotion it will take him years to get over her and he probably never will entirely.
Also, do you really think men don't know "what kind of a woman they want in the future" you massive retard. Everyone wants the same woman. Not a huge whore, won't cheat, won't leave, won't nag and psychologically manipulate, isn't frigid or fucked in the head. That's it.
>but a lot hate me too for no reason.
I think you have to consider the possibility they know who you are, even the dumbest sluts. Intuition affects them too