IT'S PAYNE
IT'S PAYNE
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WHACK 'IM
the movie got it so wrong
looks constipated
Maxey.
he is on a bunch of painkillers, dude
Is this the Payne residence?
Max, dearest of all my friends!
DERE
Fuck this level.
Max Payne Kung Fu > Max Payne 3 > Max Payne 1 > Max Payne 2
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>It's a walking on blood lines episode
WHAT-DUH
THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGLES
THE FLESH, THE FLESH
>FALLEN ANGLES
WHACK THE SUCKAH
Max Payne 3 is fun but has way too many issues, first among them the story
MIRRORS ARE MORE FUN THAN TELEVISION
It's like they wanted Man On Fire the videogame. They fucked up the noir setting of the other games.
no doubt, but it has the best unmodded gameplay of the series. that entire airport chapter is adrenaline pumping john woo tier shit
The making-of of Max Payne 1 is pretty interesting.
The story was rather lame, but at least Max himself was well written and pretty entertaining
It would have been so easy to turn this into a good movie.
YOU'RE TURNING HUMANS INTO GLUE
It's would have been dismissed as a Sin City ripoff
>He'll never play Frankensteins monster
it already was a movie. how they fucked it up is still beyond me
but.. they did?
once more, do the face for us, sam
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Which I really dont understand. The game basically gives you a storyboard up front, how do you manage to fuck it up?
*blocks your path*
I remember walking out of this near the end of the movie, it was an abomination
nobody involved in making the movie (besides ludacris) ever played any of the games
>They cast Max's VA as a cop in a cameo instead of Max
>He is an on-screen actor too
And the action was inspired by Hong Kong shoot em ups.
Control is going to be shit, isn't it?
HEY YA!
Quantum Break gameplay was fun, there just wasn't enough of it
>Filo de Puta x 99 brazilian
They fucked up making it a cover based shooter, Max Payne is meant to be run and gun with slow mo diving. They know they fucked up because if you die then you respawn with more painkillers. If you load a saved game before a big fight and you have no painkillers then its impossible to run from cover to cover because you don't have regenerating health.
The biggest issue after that is that hardly anybody speaks junglespic, so all the dialogue that was so great in the first two games is wasted.
Looks great to me.
I wish there was a Dick Justice movie
>Quantum Break gameplay was fun
Maybe in the very late game, when you had all the powers, but not a moment before
Even then, most of the guns were lame and felt weak, except for the shotty
Logan was pretty much X-men + Max Payne 3
>Max Payne 3 >
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