"Being born with big boobs is like playing life with cheat codes on"

Athletic girls are best girls. Too bad I'm ficking fat

you know the rules, post them with a timestamp

real gamers play on hard mode

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why are women obsessed with boobs? i like them small too, i dont really care about the size.
in my country every bitch is ruining their bodies with fake boobs, fucking disgusting

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all of these thots that would rather cut off their tits than do some simple back exercises are an affront to their creator

She's under 5ft and skinny with GGs, obviously she's going to be in pain.

Deads and rows twice a week is all they have to do and they'll have an asset that bumps them up three points on the 1-10 scale regardless of how they look otherwise. RIP petite women with gigantic tits.

Most plastic surgery except in certain extreme cases is absolutely sickening. If you feel like you have to fundamentally alter the way your body naturally looks like that, you’re probably retarded.

But you look appalling, user. No woman will touch you. Are you sure you wouldn't be better off just getting the surgery? Oh, I forgot, you can't afford it because you work at a convenience store.

Shortstacks suffer to give us blessed sights. I wish her the best

>season 2 never

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It's okay, you see her getting fucked in her new hbo show

t. woman
bitch just workout

It's a gift and a curse.

It's not a cheat code, it's a trait. Benefits and downsides.

what happened in earlier times? she just got eaten by a lion or something?

Imagine those dirty old bastards are women. You know that feeling you get when all the girls in a club look at you and slowly gather around you on the dance floor so they can grind on you? For females it’s like that every day, and of course the power gets to their heads.

Isn't she like 14 IRL?

>power
incel detected. It's not fun minding your own business in fucking sunlight and a guy walks up to you, talks to you and follows you because "you're cute"

Evolution hasn't ended. Watch 30s movies, you see few women with big tits who aren't curvy. Slim women had small tits back then, usually. Now, big tits on a slender frame is common.

Tits most likely never got that big due to a mix of malnourishment and hormones not being so out of whack. Also, she'd have been in much better shape so even if she would've had disproportionally huge tits it wouldn't be the end of the world for her.

Ffs

Sydney

I only really care about face.

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Don’t project incel. No girl will be reading your post and thinking “he’s right, I hate being given attention, I should talk to that shy boy in my class and settle down right now!”

Matter or opinion roastie.
One time I was in a movie theater watching Black panther and I said something really funny. A couple of black girls called me cute and it made my day.

Face is still a function of weight, but I get what you mean, it's what you're going to be looking at day after day

>much better shape
Not the issue.

I have big boobs and my life isn't on easy mode. It's actually pretty hard, you have no idea how hard it is. I'm a man tho

>receiving complements is anguish
Fucking women. I wish someone called me cute.

thats entirely the issue. if her back was stronger, she wouldn't notice.
t. guy who follows many busty women, and know that 8/10ths of them work out 3 days a week

You comfortable with anal?

most people have terrible back muscles now due to sitting all day, it just really only becomes an issue in middle age or for young busty lusty women

Lots of rape

>Reddit spacing

One thing everyone can agree on - natural are better than fake no matter the size.

I've taken really huge shits before and moaned a little.

Yeah it's like +5 Charm, but -5 Stealth.

Sydney is 21 and Peyton is now 15. And on another noted; this could just be face-blindness but i'm starting to realize Peyton kinda looks like a young juliette lewis. They have the same inbred ugly face going on; it's weird.

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Do you guys really believe you’re talking to a girl?

But it is nice that you can get any ugly guy to lay down for you to walk on.

the redhead or the blond?

>For me, breasts aren't a determining factor. But asses are.

hi jamal

GUESS WHO HAS RAPE FANTASIES

he thinks he's a girl but we don't

Nice.

Blond.

>You know that feeling you get when all the girls in a club look at you and slowly gather around you on the dance floor so they can grind on you?

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you aight white boi

Being a black Woman is life on easy. They just so happen to all fuck up so badly that even on easy they end up screwing themselves over.

I too am a faceman

most women have acceptable asses too unless you're black. the ass obsession in culture now is stupid and gives thots a free pass just for having an average rump. also spoiler alert: yoga pants are the pushup bras of asses.

Our ancestors had FAR better nutrition. Faggots like you think cake and chips is "nutritious" because of caloric density.

Our ancestors ate ORGANS from animals. Please look up the micronutrient density of organ meat, cunty child.

eww anaerobic exercise gives u MUSCLES. that's gross on women IDK i dont wanna look like a big ugly man with muscles

Blonde* your welcome

Thanks.

There's a difference between eating healthy and being able to eat your fill every single day.

Mostly upsides with a case of grass is always greener. Women who don't like their breasts are either overweight or in Hollywood which has a real hate for sexually developed women.

its a dude

There's a difference between eating nothing but muscle meat and thinking you're healthy and eating organ meats every day.

Pregnant women were given first priority when it came to food. Fact. Pregnant women are given liver first in most extant tribes.

I think the whole ass think is because for whatever reason it's acceptable to compliment an ass but seen as foul to compliment nice breasts.

Kek I knew I’d get one of these sooner or later

What does pregnan women have to do with any of this?

Pregnant women require more nutrients.

Watch this faggot's video: youtube.com/watch?v=tBi961mJZRo

>noticeable evolution has occurred in the past 90 years
>this must be true because I saw an actress

No, you just get loads of slimy comments from ugly brown men who feel entitled to touch you.
T. European girl with massive tits

do you post this shit on endchan's /news/ board?

Because of the rape

7t is great fun, what are you talking about.

No, I only use Yea Forums.

>hi jamal

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You know the rules

>t. jamal

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Post your boobs with timestamp. Not even nude or face shot. Just want to see how big they are. There's a lot of (you's) in it for you.

Since you seem to be missing the point: what does pregnant women having first dibs on more nutritious food have to do with teenage girls being able to eat their fill in order to maximize their potential tit growth during puberty?

>countries that like tits are cucks
And Argentina is just Argentina

I guess that makes implants DLC.

how old is that?

women r gross

You said
>There's a difference between eating healthy and being able to eat your fill every single day.
This implies that our paleolithic ancestors were 1. Not healthy and 2. Only "got their fill"

1. They were healthier than you and 2. Getting your fill as a pregnant woman meant getting the best cuts of meat.

Pregnant women eating organ meats would have had huge tits. In fact, as women reached puberty, their tits would be fucking huge from eating nothing but organ meats and being out in the sun all day. This would have made their milk glands produce more milkies*

*the only studies that "disprove" lack of correlation between breast size and milk production observed fat black women with hormonal dysfunction. Of course fat women's tits aren't big because of prenatal and childhood nutrition, they're just big because the boons they're attached to are fucking obese from eating junk food.

>This implies that our paleolithic ancestors were 1. Not healthy and 2. Only "got their fill"
No it doesn't, learn to read
>Pregnant women eating organ meats would have had huge tits
No
>In fact, as women reached puberty, their tits would be fucking huge from eating nothing but organ meats and being out in the sun all day
Tits don't start to grow UNTIL puberty so how the fuck would their tits already be big by then?

>getting blacked for fame
DROPPED

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>No it doesn't, learn to read
Mind telling me what it means then, comma-splicing retard?

>No
Body fat distribution is determined in large part by fetal and childhood nutrition. Women eating diets high in both micronutrients and macronutrients would definitely have big tits. Proof: all nordic women have gigantic breasts from the diets of their ancestors. They have adapted genetically to nutritionally dense diets by having humongous breasts.

>Tits don't start to grow UNTIL puberty so how the fuck would their tits already be big by then?
AS they reached puberty.

face>tits>ass

At least we'll see her tits finally

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>Waaaah I'm sexually attractive and people go out of their way to interact with me, woe is me

But surely hauling around massive titties all day IS a back exercise

modern women don't exercise. They allow their large tits to contribute to postural problems exacerbated by their shitty lifestyles.

One time some old lady, like 80 years old, held the door open for me. I said "thank you" and she said "no, thank you. Its ot every day I get to hold a door for such a handsome man". It made my day then later made me feel depressed because that was the nicest thing a woman has said to me in a long time and she was fucking 80 years old.

Yes.

>You know that feeling you get when all the girls in a club look at you and slowly gather around you on the dance floor so they can grind on you?

Do you know where you are?

don't worry user, I think you are cute too

it really should be the other way around

If you switched the hair and body she’d look like a guy.
I expect no less from you faggots

Selfish bitch

youtu.be/tR6BDQdSYL0

Not worth it desu.

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All they have to do is not eat like a pig and they're in the top 90%

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Nope, I want to see a woman with features, not a boys torso. All women should have C cups minimum, by nature or by doctor.

Rude. Chestlets are cute

it was a goof you dorks

Trust me, its better than not having anyone talk to you because they think that you're being a creep or because they want you to make the first move and you'll never have any real idea of how to read any social cue from a woman because you might be dealing with a person who is genuinely not interested in you or shy and then having to just constantly tell yourself that whatever negative thoughts you have in your head is just pointless insecurites.

Oh and if you don't make the first move you'll die a kissless virgin and everyone will mock you relentlessly for for it. Oh and it'll mostly be women mocking you because they consider any man who doesn't talk to them first to be weak pieces of shit. They'll literally do everything they can to make the guy make the first move and those guys will learn that this behavior is rewarded with a higher social standing as well as sex.

Seriously, guys who make the first move all the time have been trained by women to do so. You've dug your own graves on this particular point.

Based Kazakhstan buttmen

It's a damn shame.

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should have gotten the nose fixed too
for aerodynamic reasons

But she did that for tennis.

Women aren't real humans. They're baby incubators. Don't ever give your bitch an inch unless you're fucking, then give her 10.

almost

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Why did you post your face?

Hey ladies. If you have a bra on which cuts under your pits and gives you armpit cleavage for your "huge tits", its gross.

>old dirty bastards
RIP ODB

>I want to see a woman with features, not a boys torso.
i want a woman who has qt face and is not low class
i'll take a boytorso elegant woman any day

Based and dirty bastard pilled.

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It's a double edged sword. Sure you can use your powers for personal gain and benefit, but you will also attract the attention of creeps some of which might be dangerous.

The one on the right but unironically

And her career still sucked.

>gif
dumb iPhone posters
I didn't save the webm because I downloaded the youtube MP4 in full
youtube.com/watch?&v=83l_Z7YWg1A

posting in this thread because its shit with no images

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>like I openly invite sexual attention by existing
Yeah you kinda do sweaty.
That's kinda the point.

You exist.
You get fucked.
You have a kid.
You die.

>sweaty.
is this a popular meme now only because someone misspelled it and now people run with it?
i don't want to be a fag and go to know your meme

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Then lurk more sweatie

I preferred her with bigger tits, but after she lopped then off she’s been number one in the world on two different occasions.

I've never dated a girl with small boobs, ever. My mind unconsciously picks chicks with huge hooters.

I'm just getting too fucking old and I don't browse Yea Forums enough because it's not even 10% of what Yea Forums was in 2012, and that was not even 50% of what Yea Forums was in 2009, etc... I've been here way too long.

Also I totally didn't know what the fuck incel meant for the first few months of that meme. I didn't care to even look it up.

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Based and red pilled

I was in a [place where they have old sick people]. Like hosptial but shittier.
This woman, barely even awake or cognizant, the kind who just pointlessly defends herself from being moved because she shits herself on regular basis and someone has to clean it up, perked up for a bit when I (among others) lifted her up, and then she called me "soooo handsome".
Felt good. I also remember the last time I was hugged by a girl. That was 2 years ago. Felt good.

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Must be fag hour on Yea Forums?

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I feel your pain, Old One.

the original disrupter of snooty award shows
RIP

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mournful

Fuck you. I would give anything for men to even notice I exist. Try being ugly you stupid whore. You wouldn't last a day.

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delet this

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pusypics?

being born female is actually

/thread

>tfw my oneitis has big boobs
>tfw she doesn't even think of me as a friend
>hasn't shown any interest in me romantically
>she's just nice to me sometimes at work
how do i stop thinking about her Yea Forums?

>back is weak
>doesnt go to gym

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It's not fair, I want a jewess gf too

Back pain from big boobs is a meme. Women just make that shit up because they're insecure and want a medical excuse to justify their actions. Like when bitches say they got a nose job because they couldn't breathe properly.

>Like when bitches say they got a nose job because they couldn't breathe properly.
This is factually true considering cosmetic doesn't really change the way your breathe.
Basically I forgot, septum and some other thing makes sure you breathe right. I had to have my nostrils reinforced (w/e that fucking name is for the nostrils) because if I inhaled too hard, they'd collapse and pretty much close up. Didn't change my nose at all besides swelling for a good 3 months after the surgery.

Dumb broads live for attention. You would starve without it.

You're not fooling anyone except the weakest men but your dumb broad biology compels you to sniff them out somehow, even on an anonymous Cambodian basket-weaving forum.

i had a deviated septum which made it harder to breath and got that fixed and it's straighter

I feel you, user. I've only been called beautiful by my mom and old ladies.

Don't want to get banned, user

On one hand, big tits are great, but on the other, if they cause you back pain, then I guess it makes sense to cut them down a bit. What a shame.

upload to imgur and link

No it's really just being born female is like playing life on cheat mode. Even girls with A-cups have it easy as fuck

Old ladies can be so great.

Any woman walking around without a man to accompany her is degenerate trash and deserves whatever she gets.

You’re an asshole for not fucking her

Once after a long day of classes my girlfriend fell asleep on my shoulder on the public transit. At one of the stops, an elderly woman came by and told me I would make a great husband to my girlfriend and a great father; it was evident I loved her to death. She said she was a lucky girl.
6 months later my girlfriend cheated and we broke up

she'd be the tribe's wet nurse, most likely
highly protected by the males and probably didn't leave their camping site

have sex

if they never learn good posture it can. the reason most black women haphazardly waddle around is because of absolutely crippling anterior pelvic tilt

post tits you fucking retards

Don’t forget the obesity (almost 60% of them)

I'm straight and got hit on by a gay guy once. It made me do happy.
Women really can't understand how easy they have it and just want to make up reasons to feel like victims

lol stupid old ladies thinking women are for marriage

like being raped

Sounds like you lead a miserable life.

“””””””””raped””””””

based only on pornhub.
I watch a ton of russian girls on cam sites. They are all about the ass

Cuz men don't get raped. Gotcha

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you have life very """"hard""""

it's actually pretty easy
you'll always think of them for the rest of your life, even after getting married and not seeing them for over a decade

>bullpups

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>Men can't be raped
We're also talking about everyday life for the average woman, such as the fact that they can get a boyfriend/husband whenever she wants

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god I hate americans

Only time I've ever been randomly complimented in public was by a gay guy, I was extremely flattered even though I'm not gay, and so I complimented him back. I don't understand women, acting like compliments and attention from strangers is a bad thing. I mean, men are supposed to approach women, not the other way around right? You want to fix this problem then women have to start being the ones who approach men instead. But then, you'd have to fix the 80/20 rule that women follow, also, and that'll never happen.

>m-m-men can get raped too
99% of rape victims are women
but yes 1%
life
hard

>long time gf talks about getting a reduction (shes got DDs and they are perky as fuck)
>tell her if she does im leaving her because she has a man face and no ass
>cries
fucking women, still love her though

Men can't be REAL victims at all, dude. It doesn't most people who get murdered are men, it doesn't matter that most people who commit suicide are men, it doesn't matter that most workplace fatalities are men, it doesn't matter that women don't have to sign up from the draft, it doesn't matter that men are ones who face the most harassment online, it doesn't matter that men are the majority of homeless, none of it means anything. Women get raped more, so none of it matters.

>Men can't be REAL victims at all, dude
>spends the rest of the paragraph acting like a victim
Unbelievable. To feign that much machismo while demanding that you're treated with kiddy gloves.

>I don't understand women, acting like compliments and attention from strangers is a bad thing
Because you're compliment starved. Imagine being full having eaten a big meal. You can't fit another bite in. The smell of rich food now makes you nauseous. Someone offers you some food and it is off-putting completely.
Now we come to you.
You're starving. You get offered a slice of cake and you gobble it down, hoping for more. "Why wouldn't someone eat food when it's offered to them? They're crazy!"
>It doesn't most people who get murdered are men
But it's not women murdering them is it?
>most people who commit suicide are men
more male on male violence that you use to whine about women

I knew assfaggots were non-white

>75% of homicides are men
>80% of suicides are men
but yeah I'm sure you're gonna tell me how rape is worse than murder now

men are waayyyy less likely to report it you dumb faggot

>cuts on her tits
Nice

See, even bringing these things up is considered whining. Men don't matter. Women have a harder life just cause they get harassed more in public and are more likely to be raped. None of the ways in which men have it worse on average matter at all because men don't really matter. And we need to just stop whining and not talk about it.

>not wanting High testosterone woman to birth slayer sons
good luck dooming your sons to being soi bois you cuck

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Wow, so someone with a full belly is complaining while others starve. I hate pretty women so goddam much.

this, how can somebody write a metaphor like that out and not see how it makes it them look like a sociopath?

Oh no dude, you have to ENDURE the ONSLAUGHT of male attention for the dismal benefit of being handed everything you could ever desire out of life.

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Na, being born with a big ass is better, it attracts all the BBC.

>falling for reflavored pasta
shiggydiggydoo

The RZA, the GZA, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killah

Imagine hating yourself so much that you surgically alter your own body in an attempt to become someone else instead of coming to terms with who you are.

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How about you shut the fuck up before I shut you up with my fists, punk?
HUH? Thought so, bitch.

anyone notice that like four people in North Korea have the internet?

Rapin aint easy bitch

99% of rape victims didn’t have a man accompanying them. How is this allowed?

nobody cares about manboobs

You make it impossible to not starve. A compliment given is taken as a come on and you pester nonstop. That's why only old women tell you you're handsome. Because you don't want to fuck them and you don't pester them afterwards.
Men seem to matter less to men. It's not women killing men. See. You're whining about male actions too.

So is NK like a separate species now that they haven't bred with outsiders in like 100 years?

How much less? Quantify nigger

imagine stating women have life easier and then saying they need fucking male protection to go around in life to keep them safe from male sexual aggression

That's literally what the pic-related was about you misandrist. Those rape stats come from feminists who don't consider it rape when women rape men. Pic-related for egalitarian stats they won't teach you about in Women's Studies

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>MEN are the ones killing MEN more often!
>this means WOMEN have it worse!

>implying a roastie would read something so long, especially when there's a chance it might be proved wrong

like this?

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I actually recently got a BA done. They are heavy now but I don’t have back problems. Just some tightness and soreness, and problems laying on my front and side, but hopefully that goes away. Also I need to buy all new shirts, most of my old ones turned into crop tops.

As for cheat codes, idk I will test it out once I’m able to wear underwire bras again, I’ll try a light push-up or a balconette and see how people act about it.

>it’s okay to show off your big boobs
>it’s not okay to show off your big dick
Not fair.

According to the prophet, they should be accompanied by a man. This is not sexism, this is to keep them safe. This is the word of god. Whatever happens to them is their own fault if they wish to deny Allah.

LOOK AT ME GUYS IM SO CUTE GUYS CANT HELP THEMSELVES, BUT DONT ASK FOR PICS SILLY BOYS!

just hide a hot dog in your trousers like me

>roastie
Desu I unironically don't like insulting women for having sex. But a feminist would never read that or anything that would challenge their cultish ideology

safe from violent women?

>It's just black-on-black crime. Blacks killing other blacks proves that white people are oppressed!
t. /pol/tard

>bragging about your bachelor's degree on a african sword fighting forum

I had a friend that help my pick out jeans and she picked ridiculiously skinny ones that left little to the imagination. I don’t wear them much because it seems weird.

roastie isn't a term insulting women for having sex, it's a term insulting women for having TOO MUCH sex

spotted the underage or retard
its called stretch marks, dumbass

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