This is the line this morning for the debut of the new Galaxy's Edge ride at Disney Land

This is the line this morning for the debut of the new Galaxy's Edge ride at Disney Land.

People are really doing to stand in line for 6 hours for this stupid shit?

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Why aren't there any cool costumes?

Yeah? Did you forget what planets we're living on?

Why are Americans so fat?

Cant wear costumes. The Mouse requires identification.

That is not a line... Can't americans stay in a line?

>all those boomers and wine aunts

Why are they so what? Is this normal in America or limited to disneyland?

>here's your meme blue milk sir. That'll be $18 dollars plus tip.

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high fructose corn syrup is put in our food instead of sugar

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There's like 20 people in that picture. They're just very very fat.

3 years until they turn it back into a parking lot. Mark it.

Bull shit, you can wear whatever you want to Dark Side marathons. They MIGHT have a policy about headwear/helmets but that's it.

No regulations on their food which means cows have hormones and gmos pumped into them, which goes into their milk and dairy products, and then their meat which is further injected with sugars and corn syrups to pad up their weights, and no specific American cuisine so everything is centred on fast food so much so that American families don’t even cook meals very often, they just gather around a table and eat a Domino’s pizza they ordered for “dinner”.

All in all, I think we should continue to support America’s need for freedoms. Support them in owning guns. Support them in not having regulations. Support them in not wanting to be vaccinated. Just keep supporting them lol.

That legit looks cool, as long as it's not too loud inside.

>the cantina theme on loop all hours of the day at max volume

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>no regulations on their food
Why do tripfags go out of their way to be retarded?

OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE

Everyone is fat. Wtf.

In comparisons to Europe, Japan, and Canada, you practically have none.

>$18 for a horchata with food coloring

Capitalism is amazing.

I wish I was 14 again

What do you mean debut? It's been open for awhile you fucking retard.

there are no average sized or normal looking people in that crowd

Unironically this

Dohoho my sweet summer mutt. Prove me wrong. Your country is braindead when it comes to food. You’ll keep getting fatter and I’ll keep laughing harder.

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My spending Amerigolem!

imagine being this fat and disgusting while lacking all self awareness and shame where you think wearing that is a good idea

>going to a Disney attraction day 1
people should know better.
It would be even worse now that the lines would be full of vloggers trying to make some money off it.

I only go to Disneyland when school is in and it's expected to rain, short lines everywhere.

When the Avatar ride opened people were waiting 6+ hours for it

I mean you guys also have extreme restrictions on free speech and self defense so I wouldn't really want to be like you, even though I think the FDA doesn't do a great job.

In America they call that pride

>has no friends to go with to amusement parks
>acts like he's above it all
PATHETIC LMAO

All of those renaissance faires here in the US look like this. It's an incredible sight

>On May 31, 2019, get ready for 'Star Wars': Galaxy's Edge—an all-new land in Disneyland Park at the Disneyland Resort, located in Anaheim, California
disneyland.disney.go.com/destinations/disneyland/star-wars-galaxys-edge/

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How can Americans keep eating fast food and being this fuxking dat? dont you feel terrible heavy and tired after fast food how the fuck do you eat it every day? Do t you feel physically bad being fat you cant moce around normally you are always tired etc

Lol yes just keep worrying about meme issues like self defence and free speech when you have military, police, and things called social standards. You want to be retarded, go right ahead. Just don’t be surprised when everyone laughs at you.

based, she caught my eye too

>here's your cold alien beverage. that's $20
>cool, do i keep the bottle?
>lol no, we serve it on a glass

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This isn't in america

> being this fucking fat*

>free speech and self defense are memes
I know this is a tripfag post but jesus christ

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Like any kid will want anything to do with Star Wars after waiting 6 hours in a line

Imagine being a mutt.

If I unironically had to choose between being an Obese subhuman and living in a fucking dictatorship with no speech rights but being normal I'd always pick the latter

mfw the plastic coke ornaments from a few years back are reborn
>you actually get less coke in the spheroid bottle than a regular can of coke

This is the line this morning for Mt Everest.

Are people really going to stand in line for 6 hours just to die?

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cope
reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/aq6xuu/nc_renaissance_fair/

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>no speech rights
>normal
Pick one

Fed Sonja

Being fat like that is so much fucking worse than anything that can happen to you otherwise

Imagine posting with a name on an anonymous imageboard for upvotes

>mutt is suddenly against free speech
Lmao

We know you would, given you continent willingly puts itself into dictatorships.

>Go to amusement park in Japan
>Clean, food safe to eat, line is orderly when crowded during vacation season, ride and reride roller coasters all day
>Move back to the USA
>Don't go to amusement parks because of niggers

I love America, I will die for Israel and the only this patriot takes a knee is to suck a hero officer's dick but I will not partake in public entertainment in this country.

Waaahhh why won’t meanie Europeans let me be retarded and an asshole to everyone? Waaahhh being a retarded asshole is what makes me a man that’s what American media and American education system all owned by Israel tells me!

You're a byproduct of another website that regularly censors people for wrongthink and believe everyone should have their posts tied to their names instead of being able to express their opinions freely you pretentious douchebag.

jesus theres literally a queue for the top of mount Everest. might as well put a fucking escalator and a restaurant up there at this point

Kek

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Sorry I can’t hear you over that hypocritical oppression

>imagine responding to tripfags instead of just ignoring them
you know they are retarded attention whores, so why give them attention?

A government that allows half its population to turn into these fucking monsters is worse than most dictatorships these people are fucking oppressed they all hate themselves they feel terrible every day imagine the internal workings of their body they have trouble sleeping they are always exhausted they always sweat they have no sex etc

Who DOESN'T want to associate refreshing beverages with hand grenades? And don't get me started on a space empire using ice to cool shit, and fucking round bottles instead of square ones. Good luck shipping those things to Tatooine.

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>Israel being in a singing competition is the same thing as your nation being owned and governed by Israel

At least you tried

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Bottom right you can see a guy who bought the t-shirt so he's a true fan.

>sherpas say that 0% of the people there would reach the summit alive without their help
they need to start secretly cutting ropes

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I feel bad for the kids dragged along

I still don't get how something like this is possible. Don't they have a quota on the amount of climbing permits they can issue in a year?

>implying yours isn't
>still won't name his country
fucking tripfags lmao

America is so fat, Jesus fuck.
>5' 11" and 140lbs
How am I not drowning in pussy? I look amazing next to these fat cunts.

their culture is literally based off consumption, they dont know any other way

Cursed image.

Dude to be honest right now would be the best fucking time to go to Disney Land because all the other locations would be empty as hell compared

>the mutt thinks it is the norm to be ruled over by Israel
The laughs keep rolling in.

third worlders taught only to consume

I imagine many of them are Internet personalities/influences who went to take pictures like and post "first!"

why is everyone so fat?

No, it's a strict Disney Land rule, no costumes at all unless it's a featured event like the dark side run or Halloween other wise they turn you away.

Why the fuck would they have that? If rich people want to pay to die up there then why wouldn't they take as much money as they can? It's not like their families can sue the mountain, like they could with Disneyland.

>EUROvision
>Israel
Something ain't adding up.

Almost every public space in DL is loud a fuck. CA is filled with uncouth entitled fags.

>still won't name his country

Not to mention that by the time the Star Wars attractions have decent lines they'll also be scuffed and worn in, just like Star Wars should look. You don't want shiny new counters and rides.

The human brain sucks ass at volume, it really makes serious glaring errors unless you train it otherwise.

For example there's a study about how fast people drank alcoholic beverages in different glasses. The taller and thinner the glass, the slower people drank. The wider and shorter the glass, the faster they drank. It was such a consistent phenomenon that the only explanation is the mind literally thinks there's more liquid in a wider glass, and therefore drank it faster thinking there was an abundance. Now imagine if we're talking about a shape that takes the irrational number pi to calculate. It's not surprising that people might not notice.

No. They sell as much as they can since they are such a poor country. Though China does have a cap for the amount of permits that they can sell. I think it's about a 2 to 1 ratio so with all the sherpas which is a 1 to 1 ratio Nepal had about 650 about up there while China had 325.

Europeans give handouts to Central Asians. It’s a 3000 year old custom since the time the Germanic tribes landed. For example in 2012 or one of the years around that time Eurovision was held in Azerbaijan.

>i-it doesn't mean anything guys
seething

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Make it right policy baby. I went to guest services on day one and said I had diabetes and couldn't be in a line for that long bla bla nonsense, rode the fucker twice in 30 minutes. Fucking idiots. I'll do the same for Star Wars once both rides are open.

People come from all over the world for this crap. I know there are Disneyland’s in various continents and people usually come for Disney world but this is just people willing to travel for Star Wars, so it’s the ultimate mass consumption junkies of the planet traveling there. And any local in California isn’t an actual American anyway.

Lol Germans are just as fucked as mutts. Haven’t you clued in yet that it’s just you Central Asiatics being ruled by Jews yet?

Has anyone had that Butterbeer stuff at Universal's Harry Potter world?

Theme parks were so fun as a kid, but going back as an adult really was like walking through fucking Hell. Really hot and way too many people. I never want to go back.

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Congrats on being a faggot

maybe the taller and thinner glasses are harder to maneuver?

>the only explanation is the mind literally thinks there's more liquid in a wider glass
I don't know about that. When I drink something in a wide glass I always end up drinking it faster for the opposite reason, it looks like there's only a little left and I don't want to walk around with a glass that only has a sip left.

Disney is such a fucking meme
The parks would be alright if they weren't constantly flooded with a deluge of third-worlders and soulless middle-aged fatties with their ugly children

NNNNNGGGGGGG THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICC

He was President of the European Parliament m8

Yeah, but I could only drink one cup of it before immediately getting sick of it.

>only 5’11”
There’s your problem

This guy gets it
Fuck Bob Iger and fuck Intellectual Properties

I've only ever heard people saying it was disgusting. Firewhisky always sounded better, anyway.

I feel ya, I went to Universal the other year and besides having a line pass it felt really boring.
The only park I genuinely enjoy anymore is Cedar Point.

oh no no no no no

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Boy howdy that looks like SHIT.

>the parks would be alright if they weren't good enough to attract millions of visitors

That’s not the same thing as what you think it mean. It’s basically like a House Moderator for the parliament. And he has a lot more power in Germany than in EU. EU frankly doesn’t even have that much power beyond the main Western European nations.

>Americans
Fuck off. Disney World is full of fucking third worlders and euros on vacation, I live down here and every time without fail theres just hordes of obese Mexicans and Euros. Ask any local, they'll tell you the same.

>I couldn't even light up the red light

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Are the people in OPs picture third worlders?

I can smell this picture

That's not the case now. Ever since prices were raised there's less Hispanics.

Obama changed the visa process so that literally anyone that wants to visit disney is instantly fast-tracked. The reason for doing so was disney wanted asked him to because Brazilians come to orlando and spend a fuckload of money because its cheaper to buy shit here and fly it back than to buy it there. That's also why disney sells expensive consumer goods IN their parks now. Like, you can buy a fucking iPad at disney.

So next time you see a giant crowd of HUEs chanting in their annoying tongue while bloating lines, be sure to thank obama

It smells like dairy, and rotting cheese.

wanted it and asked him to*

That's not true because the brazilian govt partially funds their trips which is why you have so many of them

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I'm glad hes dead and cant see this shit.

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tl;dr

Fat woman cant get on the harry potter ride and gets BTFO by the seat in the picture

cheap unhealthy food.

Right looks better. Better ornamentation on the building, better design for train, removal of those billboards and replaced with a colourful and flowery garden, and girls standing to take pictures at your park instead of it being abandoned. I’m pretty sure Walt would be happy about the pic on the right.

Fuck Disney

>i'm too fat to ride a ride, so i hope it sucks and will blame others for my curves

>tfw will never visit Disneyworld before the world entered Technicolor mode

>People are really doing to stand in line for 6 hours for this stupid shit?
There is a subset of the American population that is absolutely smitten with Disney theme parks, to the point that yes they'd be willing to stand in line for hours. Personally Ive never seen the appeal, Id rather go to the Zoo or some shit.

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whyd they use the shitty Maz cantina, and not the BASED Mos Eisly Cantina. Is Tales From a Mos Eisly Cantina still canon?

God trip fags are cringe this is an anonymous fucking board you aren't special

Are the prequels mentioned in this area at all?

youtu.be/EJ2QmX2tPhA

For me, personally, it's early 1980s disney

Yes quite a bit

Most of your time on the Mt is acclimating to the altitude. There is narrow window in the weather every year, and thats when everyone has to make an attempt to summit.

>It was such a consistent phenomenon that the only explanation is the mind literally thinks there's more liquid in a wider glass,

I thinks its more that it attempts to estimate how much it is drinking by observing the level of the liquid between each sip. If each sip causes a smaller decrease in the level of the liquid then you probably assume you're taking smaller sips. Nothing in your body actually measures how much you're drinking or eating until you've drunk or eaten so much that your stomach starts hurting. Like you said, we're shit at dealing with volume but we do estimate based on observed changes.

Americans are fucking disgusting

From what I've seen and heard the only one is one of the characters from the clone wars series is in the MF ride. Everything else seems to be nuwars related.

Memories for life.

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>Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

Why can't parks be this comfy again?
Even early 2000's Disneyworld was still comfy, feels like it lost its soul around the time Iger took over.

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I grew bored with them even as a kid. We have a pretty big theme park in our city and it offers a season pass. SO you just pay a one time fee and you get free entrance and free rides for the entire season. So one year me and my brother got one and the dude literally wanted to go every fucking day for like two weeks. I grew bored after the first week and then he just beat me if I didn't go with him.

If I went there again I'd probably just go ride the new coasters once and then go to a bar.

>Why can't parks be this comfy again?
Cause american culture is collapsing
Look at the people in that video and look at OPs pic

It's like the world has become a walmart

kek

The thing is that they aren't that good, they've just been hyped up beyond reason. I would never say that a Disney park is such an amazing experience that you need to plan a several day long family vacation to experience it or that it's a thing you NEED to do someday, it's just a nice theme park, and it becomes exponentially worse when you're crowded by fat slobs in T-shirts and khakis, and there's an several hour long line for every single ride of note

Don't worry about that particular fuckwit. Based on what I've seen of his posting he's likely ukraine diaspora living in Canada and thus his opinions on America can be disregarded with the greatest of ease.

>IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!!
when you see yourself slightly overweight in the mirror you should immediately do something about it faggot

i don't know who's the biggest loser out of all the people in that image

I would say as a parent if you have the cash and your kids are all old/tall enough to experience all roller coasters then a trip to disney land Florida can be an amazing experience, especially if it's everyone's first time. i'm talking not just disney though, you have to go for like two weeks and get yourself to all the parks, universal, islands of adventure and busch gardens and seaworld an shit

I was at Alton Towers when the Hex ride opened. We queued for hours and in the end the ride was basically: you all sit in some stands whilst a story about a haunted tree plays on some monitor in front of you, and then the benches start moving, sort of swinging you in a sort of gyroscope motion, and as you swing there is some sort of optical illusion and you see the haunted tree "beneath" (it's not really beneath because it's an optical illusion) where the stands had been before they started swinging.

Alton Towers is the UK's top theme park in terms of gnarly rides, so this thing was like... a total let down. Now I look back on it I guess it's okay. It's a bit atmospheric I guess? But as a child the Haunted House was way scarier (the photos that get taken whilst you ride always showed me covering my eyes), and the actual proper rides, like Oblivion, were way funner.

It's definitely not the guy with the banging BBW girlfriend.

They aren't, stop falling for dumb memes you euronigger.

Universal Studios chad here.

We're laughing at you dorks

>Not going on all the other rides instead that will now have shorter lines because of this ride
Must suck to be low IQ

The Mummy Rollercoaster is kino

Hahaha we queued for hex as well, fucking terrified me as a kid though

Look at all those skinny, well-dressed people. America really has gone down the drain.

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anyone over 14 can not wear a costume.
they dont want kids to be confused when they see a character they want to take a pic with.
there is a trend where adults will wear like colors to characters when they go so its like a "costume".
>my gf watches youtube channels about this bullshit

I'd prefer the bars from ep 2

This is so american I want to shoot school kids now

White folk are so fucking ugly

How about the fast pass?

>I could have sworn I was in England

Yeah bruv it looks like Hogwarts out of my window in Leeds.

I went to Europe. Saw fat people.

Have you been outside?

>Imagine waiting in a line

What I don't get us how it is possible the mountain is still a mountain

Literally only two fat people visible in the pic
>Durrr y everyone so fat hurrr

check the CDC's statistics, dumb mutt

because of their "culture"

with our less regulations i can go to my local farmers market and buy all the produce i want for not too much money, have a nice chat with the grower as well. i can order grass fed beef, nice fatty pork chops, clean chicken online or find a butcher down the road.
i have all the freedom to eat as healthy as i damn well please. i (other americans not me) also have the freedom to eat shit that will kill me in many many years as i live super comfy in my huge house (compared to the rest of the world).
americans have a CHOICE of what we eat. most just sadly eat bad food because they are lazy.

>this whole fucking thread

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>Space ice

You should be embarrassed. Everyone knows which posts are yours and it is making your tripfag ass look really bad. You are unintelligent.

awww I remember being a woke socdem as a teenager

Do Americans actually think these are good drawings? Embarrassing

>that
>well-dressed
Fucking flip-flops paired with blue jeans. Jesus christ.

>obsessed with the uk to the point where he thinks its only bongs laughing at him

Shoo shoo gay shitskin

Seething

No you didn't

No Euro arrogantly rides around on fat scooters all day and night like Americans

>Being this much of a newfag

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I do this too. I also park in handicapped parking spots and expecting mother's. Shortcuts are great. Only faggots wait in lines

In her defence she's an American. Any building older than the 1800s, a castle especially, means you're not in America any more and if everyone's talking English it has to be Britain.

You know its basically only tourists from other countries that are dumb enough to go to this overpriced shit anymore, right?

I don't know where things went wrong but I'm finally connecting some of the dots. America is actually a land of man and womenchildren.

>gets upset when she can't ride a children's attraction
>can't cook and only eat pre-packaged food, microwaved garbage
>can only eat sugary, pre-chewed food, vegetables make them throw up just like babies
>ground zero for nerds, comics and capeshit, bronies, trannies, Disney, shitty video games

youtube.com/watch?v=jL6j0nz3U2Q

Time travel user, check your calendar.

>Yeah man if we just had our incompetent federal government regulate agriculture more fat people would stop being fat
>Like it's so simple, just pass a law for it
>it works in Europe
Fucking kill yourself

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I'm usually glad that subhuman """""people""""" like this exist, because it makes me feel better about myself, superior even, for not being such a disgusting fat piece of consumer whoring shit.

If you don't agree with me don't even @ me.

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>thousands of tourists waste their time and money with a crowded new land that currently only has 1 ride
>I get to go on Amusement park kino over and over again

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t. That one seething Euro that always has to attack the US for some reason.

But you aren't jelly, right? You're calm and cool and yada yada

Imagine being a tripfag getting BTFO by mutts

Yep, this ones going into my filtered trips compilation.

She's not really blaming anyone else for her being fat there. It's just a funny story about a fatty being too fat for life.

Maybe try not being a fat fuck??

I guess folks predominantly prefer ugly then. Look at average porn star race.

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OHNONONONO HAHAHAHA

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Lots of fat fucks in Germany. Saw a handful in Austria and the UK as well. Even one in a motor chair in UK (but they were speaking some other language so not a brit)
>desperate to find flaws in the superior USA

Seething

>standing line with twats with their phones and gopros and selfie sticks
>bunch of upper middle class pasty zoomers flossing and their upper middle management dad who only came so he can brag about riding being one of the first to visit a theme park about a movie he sort of remembers
>chunky roasts arguing about shipping and sperging like a child
>stuck in a herd of BO and people slowly shuffling along repeating "oooo! It's that thing!" "Whoa it's that other thing!"
>anything remotely interesting or cool runs out long before you see it/has a line so long you can't engage with it
No thanks

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Seriously, the comments that follow say that it's the best time to visit either park in years.

What's up with that? Star Wars Land requires a reservation to get in and only allows you to stay for 4 hours so you'd think the rest of the parks would be busy.

I guess blocking out cast member sign-ins and the like really made them think people would be ready and willing to spend premium dosh on regular tickets.

I don't get Disney park autism.

You're not missing out on much anyways.

It's 80% shops, 15% food and 5% ride.

t. one of the people who got to try it early. It needs some heavy improvement and I think releasing it in the state it's in was not worth it.

Also, the ride sucks if you're not one of the pilots.

>this is your average capeshit fan
youtube.com/watch?v=sQ5iwGApwLM

Baka gaijin here

How are the handbuilt lightsabers and Make-a-Droids?

I agree

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>only 4 hours per person
>3 hours for the build your lightsaber line

And that's just the top. The rest of the mountain is strewn with leftover trash from the oh so brave climbers, abandoned tents, oxygen bottles... nothing pristine about it anymore.

can't wait for nintendo land

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Horchatas are fucking based. Used to hate them but listening to tropic music with it is just paradise

50’s and 60’s were the best.
youtu.be/zYbFTkYtHjY

>Cow hormones such as test injections
>Make you fat
Nah, sugar and lifestyle

I've never been to the US but the one in France is nice. I've been twice as I visited Paris, last time a couple of weeks ago, and there's not a lot of people going it seems, only waited 30mn max on the mine train coaster

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>one meme ride where you don't really control the MF
>the tracked ride won't be running until later this year
>no motion simulator ride where you LARP as General Veers

At least have a laser tag where you can LARP as a Stormtrooper or Rebel/Resistance scum

pretty much nailed it

idk i thought ticket prices were like nearly a grand for a family last time i checked so probably thats why

>Butterbeer (which is totally tasty)
WHAT THE FUG

HEY DUUUDES
youtube.com/watch?v=v4emfYekuyc

Said part is climbing permits there are between 10K and 30K or higher, and this is what you get.

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>this europoor tripfag
>again

>the fat police
im dying

I’m so BTFO you have to filter me. Sure thing mutt ;)

These are the people who tell you the npc isn't real.

>Right looks better. Better ornamentation on the building, better design for train, removal of those billboards and replaced with a colourful and flowery garden, and girls standing to take pictures at your park instead of it being abandoned. I’m pretty sure Walt would be happy about the pic on the right.
B-b-but the thots!

Imagine the smell of its breath

mt everest is 100k

Unfortunately these are the people who spam the NPC meme the most and call themselves based and redpilled.

Too short and skinny. Women like muscular men, then chubby men, then average men, then skinny men, then obese men

>whyd they use the shitty Maz cantina, and not the BASED Mos Eisly Cantina

It's part of Disney's plan to only use "their" SW elements. It's why the sequels don't have any OT aliens.

Nintendoland will fail because current nintendo is shit.
People associate disneyland with nostalgia but every single attraction was contemporary at one point and only a select few survived the 'hocking %current_year product' phase to become a nostalgic draw for people. Nintendo doesn't have that, they'll be nostalgia bait from the beginning.

I never understood the apeal of disneyland for adults. Is it really just a bunch of femcels and numales pretending to be part of some """"culture""""?

It's a drink from the books that they sell at the park based on the story.

Quit projecting, even those carbon blobs actually have sex/romance

I bet 80% of these retards are brazilians

>baile da favela starts playing

oh i know that and thanks for spoonfeeding but my reaction was to the fact that she unironically thought it was tasty. it sounded delicious as described in the books but all the different attempts i've tried IRL left me disappointed. i've never tried theirs though

>"And your other tip"

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE

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>according to the archives this guy has made 3000+ posts in the past 2 months
>They are either preachy Twitter-esque paragraphs like this or completely shit """jokes""""
So fucking low effort...

>he just beat me if I didn't go with him
Why he just didn't go alone or with friends.

"Eating doritos....sorry" lmaooo

>all those adults and barely any visible children
Millennials were a mistake.

Prequels dont exist as far as far as the Mouse is concerned.

Does not change the fact you have the fattest country in the world. Nice strawman.

No, they don’t let you wear costumes so you won’t be confused for a performer. Kids are exempt usually.

Beyond Smuggler's Run (which is only a 2-3 minute ride with quick lines) you'll be in and out of most other locations within minutes due to how expensive the merchandise is.

>$100 just for the robes of the jedi so you still have to spend another 160 bones to get the other 2 portions of clothing to complete the set

Food and drink is also ludicrously expensive

>$8 for a small cup of milk

Fuck off, mobile poster.

its funny cause disney parks are full of foreign tourists

imagine the smell

Over priced but when I eventually go I’ll buy both.

Sabers-$200
Droids-$100

Apparently the sabers are high quality and the experience that you get is neat. In addition, there’s something like 15,000 possible combinations.

For the droid, there’s a lot more combinations and they also act as little RC units so that’s fun.

Fake. Star Wars is dead. There was no line, you can just walk right up and fly the Millennium Falcon and then exit and walk right back in.

It literally opened to the public just a few hours ago. It's all booked until June 23.

I can lose weight. You'll always be a mongoloid.

ere m8 we got castles looming over briggate, hogwarts express pulling out of platform 14 at the station, massive spiders stretching all 8 of their legs in roundhay park and a cup that's on fire outside the armouries

Sounds like a Garbage Pail Kid.

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>there's fat police who harass the womenchild roasties at the D&D for babies theme park
this just made my day, thank you

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>build Star Wars land
>people expect it to be the OT or prequel trilogy
>entire park is Nu Wars
>employees shill Porgs and Rey all over

Not sure if this has been mentioned but once Disney opens their gates in the morning, all of the autists that got there early and thought to themselves "IM GOING TO RIDE THIS RIDE, I'M GOING TO RIDE THAT RIDE, I'M GOING TO RIDE ALL THE RIDES" come blasting through the gate. I used to work there for a summer and I've seen people legitimately get trampled so bad that they had to be airlifted to the hospital. Usually old ladies or fat people that started to run but then tripped and fell and the horde of people just stomps right over them.

It doesn’t look like the bar from episode 7

Is the one at WDW bigger or the same shit at DL?

Summer jobs made me hate people. Customers are fucking assholes with the little authority they have over you.

No. Nepal wants all the money they can get. Any deaths on the mountain they blaim on the expedition companies, while not taking any responsibility for selling too many permits.

Good thing I watch JAVs.

You are the most prolific tripfag I've yet seen. Be honest- how many minutes have you spent NOT reading or posting here in the last 5 days? You can't possibly have time to sleep, or bathe or have sex or drive anywhere. Your bullshit is non-stop.

if you wanna commit murder this could be the easiest way

You are way under weight. Your ideal body weight at 5'11 should be between 158-171.

Theres no Dex's Diner 3D experience? Is disney trying to lose money?

It's neither.

None

You get two Nu Wars restaurants

If you think there are just two people fat in that pic it shows how low you set the bar for what is considered "fat" in america

You'd think a Star Wars park would at least feature a Mos Eisley Cantina and Dex's Diner.

I'm so glad I'm going in August (same time as D23), I imagine the lines will be down to a reasonable point by then.

>watch Galaxy's Edge merchandise videos
>they're all shit
>no Sheev and Dooku lightsabers

>names three food and candy items when describing the place
>admits to drinking butterbeer
>shocked when she cant then be hoisted by a mechanical arm designed to lift four regular sized human beings.
>this realization is instantly met with the desire to eat herself to death

W E W, cant wait for universal healthcare so I can fund this bullshit

fuck my country we are third?!?

It is tasty. It's like cream soda.

>lucas seeing his creation reduced to a theme park event

If you'd drop the tripcode, we'd all assume there were just a lot of ultratards in this thread, not just one King Tard. I'm embarrassed for you. Being a full time dummy must make life hard for you.

Stupid fucking fat burgers. Shithole!

surprised by Germany tbqh pham

oh holy shit they have a Rey you acn take picuteres with? fuck1!!!!!!

>planets
?

United states of niggers

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Do you think he cares at this point?

The last THREE times I have been there, this was closed. The time before that, it didn't exist. Fuck.

>"He said it was pretty cool and that really made me feel worse"
based Tim

>mfw I got to hug Judy
Worth the price of admission alone right there.

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Butterbeer is fucking disgusting. I expected it to be sweet but it was like drinking soda with 100x more sugar in it than normal. I got a fucking headache from it.

Only white people lol

Darth Maul was in Solo.

>white house

Who can stop this man?

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BRAAAAAAAAPPPP

BBC

>Not always drinking as fast as you can.

Imagine if everyone there farted at the same time haha, wouldn't that be funny haha

America's collapse is directly proportional to Jewish power, much like Gondor vs Sauron

it all breaks down into the same shit retard

>Fed Sonja

Disney land is fat fuck distillation. There's a certain class of people with

a) The kind of money to afford a trip to a shitty theme park that would also buy you a decent vacation to literally any other country on earth

b) The mindset to waste that money on something like a theme park instead of going to any other country on earth

c) not enough established wealth or heritage to be socially shamed into avoiding a shitty theme park

Most of those people are fat fucks.

>plastic cups

OH NO NO NO!!!!!

Don't forget the corpses of fail climbers

>people fight and die to “protect” these animals
Holy fuck. And the Marine ROTC recruiter just emailed me before summer semester asking if I was interested. Fuck that

dilate

Out of curiosity, please describe your idea of a "decent vacation".

All his friends went during the first week. After that they were all like "Yeah but you got a season pass and I have to ask my parents for money every time and I've already gone twice this year." So I was basically the only person who could go with him and since I was the kid brother he was basically allowed to just punch me if he felt like it. Trust me, our parents were insanely neglectful and at best would just kind of yell at him if they never caught him doing something like stealing money or burnt me with hot metal.

But even so, going alone to a theme park is pure misery. Its when one of those experience that makes you realize that the reason theme parks are fun isn't really the rides or the bells and whistles but the particular kind of shared excitement you get when you're at a giant playground and you're just allowed to go into a fun mode and just stay in that zone for hours on end. I learned this when my dad took my to this particular theme park at like age 8 or 9 and just kind of watched me as I stood in line and rode a few rides before I realize that my dad would rather save a few bucks than have a nice day with his son.

No meme, Disney attraction sites and especially World has so many foreigners that greatly outnumber American visitors.

I can relate. Six Flags(in IL by Chicago) as a kid was great, perhaps not as many niggers or I just didn’t know. Now it’s a shit show nightmare.

Why is it that after a certain point, fat people look androgynous? Not always but it happens very often.

>fat police

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That's an easy answer. Distinguishing sexual characteristics get covered by fat.

The asshole in the Pluto costume that roams that area.

Theme parks are for kids.
Roller coaster parks are for adults and cool kids.
Cedar point in Ohio is the bees knees I want to go back so bad.

The fat hides the natural shape of the human body. Unless you're wearing makeup or a dress, or you have a beard or something, you've just attained the shape of a blob and blobs don't have genders.

PLEASE NUKE BURGERSTAN
PLEASE NUKE BURGERSTAN
PLEASE NUKE BURGERSTAN

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>you will never experience that ending for the first time again

I don't see any people in that image.