What's your favorite John Cleese movie?
What's your favorite John Cleese movie?
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What about male genital mutilation?
Also Monty Python and the Holy Grail
oh shit
john cheese
ACK ACK ACK!!
HE DOIN IT
The Holy Grail, the only funny Monty Python movie
I liked him in Fawlty Towers. It was comfy
Charlie's Angels 2
Rat Race
ding ding ding
>he enjoys watching John Cleese beat immigrants and belittle his wife
>sweetie status: umm
Life of Brian > Meaning of life > Holy Grail.
I can't for the life of me see why people always praise the Holy Grail.
Yikes, did you forget your friend Terry Gilliam is an immigrant?
It’s a good point. Why are white “people” so desperate to be offended on behalf of non-whites, particularly niggers?
It is funny and makes me laugh
This racist should have sex with a black woman.
Cleese is based in everything he touches. Python is actually among his weakest stuff.
explain to me why male genital mutilation is accepted but for females, it isn't.
KINO
Superiority complex, because those noble savages can't speak for themselves.
Virtue signalling
But what if the noise immigrant groups are extremists and want to kill you, rape you daughter and take over the country? Should you just be moderate about it?
No it's because of anti-white propaganda. Defending a group that wants to kill you isn't about a superiority complex it's brainwashing.
>strawman: the video
>Will this will
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>will this
wait that's a question--its obvious:
>this WILL
>SOMEBODY
The first half an hour is some of the best comedy Pythons have done. It does fall apart after that though.
I think there is a lot of hits and misses in that movie. That start is the strongest part but stuff like the witchtrail is also good. Not to mention the whole BRING OUT YER DEAD.
>Yikes, did you forget your friend Terry Gilliam is an immigrant?
Immigrants are fine. Muslims and africans on the other hand can be shoved back into their shitholes with skin off anyone else's nose.
I will never look at the Hitler sketches the same ever again.
political correctness gone mad innit
The first 30 and last 30 mins are incredible. But yeah. Spot on.
john cleese has never been funny. monty python is terrible
Not really a thing in Britain unless you're Jewish.
underrated masterpiece
How often do white people actually cap for non whites
What about Hispanics? I mean they’ll be the majority in a couple of years. I don’t know why nobody else other than MAGAfags talk about it
Monty's Python in OP's Mom.
the sequel, Monty's Python in OP's Mom's Ass, was superior
>British channel discuss whether John Cleeses tweet was racist
>law and order
>murders 50 people
it is a thing with muslims as well and brits are mostly muslim
That's pretty anti-semitic of you.
>someone brings up that it ends with a smash mouth playing all star
>its true
He's just doing what immigration control should have.
It shouldn't be for both. The MGM lobby have brainwashed too many idiots.
I'm voting for this, although Lovitz stole the show.
1988
(*A Fish Called Wanda wraps production*)
John Cleese: “Welp, that’s enough of being funny for this lifetime.”
>mfw that hitleresque rant in front of the veterans
>pakis calling someone a racist because he said london is different than it used to be when he was a child
>same pakis celebrate the diversity that is now london compared to its history
The mind hoops these people go through is amazing.
>100% shit skins
All this time I thought this was just a running joke from mad german /pol/ posters lmao
>The mind hoops these people go through is amazing.
They're not performing any mind hoops. They are a hostile race that is set on genetically conquering the white race.
The mind hoops the average whitey performs in order to convince themselves there isn't a full-scale race war raging right now is what is amazing.
I like how that spineless fart had to specify "female". Anyone asked him why he excluded males?
>OH ME LONDON IS SO DIFFERENT THAN MY WHITE PARADISE
>um why do shitskins hate us so much?
Reminder that the associations of pediatrics in Europe, East Asia, Australia and even Canada (lol), has stated that circumcision for medical reasons is unnecessary, counterproductive and leads to emotional trauma for the infant.
The only association of pediatrics that defies all evidence is the US, in which the cosmetics industry coincidentally pulls in billions of dollars by applying foreskins in makeup products.
Sorry, what?
How does the average brit feel about pakis belittling them constantly and openly racist towards white people.
>If I bend over he'll love me
It might have worked when you were a kid, but in the real world things are a little bit different.
so jealousy?
when I mention the makeup thing to people they look at me like I'm insane.
Am I?
>average brit
probably happy since Abdul is not white
how often do you discuss circumcision
only when cutfags bring it up and I can surpress my dicklevel any longer.
that movie is unironically a god tier movie and a favorite of mine
Now you see how truly bad things are user
Insecurity stemming from a need to not be viewed as racist, because you're turned into a social pariah if people think you're even mildly or even accidentally racist. It's a huge part of the reason why we have a social justice cult in full swing right now.
fpbp
You're not. Just tell them to look it up.
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It's being used in shampoos, balms and skin creams. But plastic surgeons also use foreskin tissue when operating on soft tissue like eyelids, the inner mouth, sex-change, etc.
stop being antisemitic and islamophobic
England deserves every single thing currently happening to her.
>Look at us, we're the british now
>not even 1 and slathering your dick all over some hog's face
it ain't easy being cheezy
Me too.
He's being anti-american more than anything
What's that one where he points something out that most people are aware of but refuse to confront?
But when Americans criticize it, they're accused of being anti-Semitic.
Leftists virtue signal because it gives them social credit among their fellow NPC comrades.
trannies and circumcision are an ouroboros, circumcision leads to 145% greater percent risk of childhood autism and autism is also correlated heavily with trannies, and then when they get the surgery they get foreskin reinjected into the fuckhole
so no wonder most trannie jannies are american and they've made the most progress infesting everything in america like silicon valley
So this is the power of the Goldstein name!
John's opening line from this, is a master piece.
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I like how these subversive,degenerate boomers wait until they are way beyond has been to reveal their true colors.
shitskins are already raging at him, why would he add jews in the equation
This is one of my absolute favorite sketches.
Also, it always makes me hungry for cheese.
Non combatant invaders are still invaders
Also the U.S pediatrics and urology board is almost completely made up of Jewish doctors. I'm not racist but that's really suspicious.
What hypocritical posturing. Fucking fag.
Quite
There is also evidence that the extreme pain-induced trauma in infants permanently alters the brain chemistry, and leads to increased anxiety, altered pain sensitivity, hyperactivity, and attention problems later in life.
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>The new CDC guidelines highlight methodologically flawed studies from Africa that have no relevance to the United States. They chose to ignore studies that were conducted in the United States and show no link between circumcision and the risk of sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV
>Worse, the CDC has completely ignored the psychological effects of genital cutting on male children.
>Baizuo (/ˈbaJˌtswɔː/;[1] Chinese: 白左 báizuǒ, literally "white left"[2]) is a derogatory Chinese neologism used to refer to Western liberal elites.[3][4][5] In more than 400 answers submitted by Zhihu users during 2015 to May 2017, the term is defined as referring to those who are hypocritically obsessed with political correctness in order to satisfy their own feeling of moral superiority motivated from an ignorant and arrogant Western-centric worldview who pity the rest of the world and think they are saviours.
The sweet satisfaction of righteous indignation.
reminder that women prefer a clean, circumcised penis. only shitskin minorities have ugly anteater dicks
>only shitskin minorities have ugly anteater dicks
user, do you even realize the irony of what you said?
Oh, and the funniest one; 51% of circumcised boys in the US met the full diagnostic criteria for PTSD.
Not even a year old, and they're already as damaged as Vietnam vets.
Objectively some cultures are better than others.
>the Chinese have their own term for "libtard"
Cleese spent most of life supporting the parties that are responsible for everything he's now criticizing. Fuck him. He does a good audio reading of The Screwtape Letters though.
Why is it always some incel telling me what women want? You're like the last person who would know that.
It's unironically a sign of incredible privilege and unprecedented times of peace that there is a whole movement that considers brown people appearing on television to be a form of warfare and persecution.
heres your white privilege bro
>government allows them to stay in the country
>but i no like them so they invaders
The only people in the world who practice circumcised are Jews, Arabs, Africans and Americans.
>dude generalizing millions of people because of a few criminals lmao
cleese absolutely btfo
is Mr Cleese implying that London hasn't always been less than 50% white?
Okay, but would me posting an article about a white criminal invalidate your point? Of course not, no more than this article invalidates mine. Crime and warfare are not the same thing. I certainly agree that there are a number of issues with bias within the judicial system, but this doesn't mean we're in a race war nor does it mean you're being genocided you absolute drama queen.
>Editing white culture and history is fibe and dandy while we flood the nation with low IQ niggers and shitskins.
I genuinely, honestly went from being a libshit to being full on 88 after moving to a city because I saw what the disgusting subhuman filth that is being dredged in is like. I hope they all get exterminated. I don't want them in my culture, my society and my nation. Get them off TV, off the streets, out their shacks and put them in the ground. Sterilise them, burn their homes and erase all of them.
I got a stats for ya
Governments complicit in the destruction of their nations are not legitimate governments.
absolute madman
i watched this and Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu Phd MBA LLM MA LLB IAQ completely wiped the floor with cleese
Kill yourself you weak faggot. How about you get them out yourself if you're so tough, fucking pussy. You post Blacked Sun and act like some hard cunt online but just whine like a bitch when you even see a nigger.
>YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT TV?
>YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT SPOON?
>YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT TOY GUN?
>YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT RUBBER MALLET?
>YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT BIKE WHEEL?
>YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT OPINION?
But white culture and history is still extremely culturally dominant. All over the world people mainly watch American and European movies and tv shows, listen to European and American music, and use English as the lingua franca. Pick someone from anywhere in the world and they can name several US presidents, can you say the same about leaders from Uganda?
White culture is the most dominant cultural force in the world. You're not a victim of genocide, you're not fighting a race war.
>A few
Remember back when Iceland was like "We prefer cultures that do not tolerate male genital mutilation" and ADL litereally threatened them with smear campaign on CNN?
haha, good times
your own graph disproves your point you mong, the fact that the percentages are different shows that all muslims arent the same "brown horde" hivemind that you babies love to portray them as
Is there a John Cleese version yet
As a centrist, here's what I don't get.
Leftist idiots are defending these people, whose religion counteracts almost everything they stand for; women's rights, LGBTQ, etc.
Meanwhile right-wingers are opposing them, even though they agree on nearly all social policy, besides the worshipping Allah part.
It's pretty fucking backwards. If anything, I'd expect leftists to be fighting them, not the right.
How old are you?
Now post all the white pedos
You forgot they need a license for sex
The best part is that the left are now being called Islamophobic because they want to teach homosexual acceptance in public schools
NOBODY SAW THIS COMING
God I want to move to Crowley nothing beats prime Anglo inbred pusy
Nah, you don't even need permission, or an age minimum for that if you're of the right demographic
>White culture is the most dominant cultural force in the world
That's not "white" culture, it's american money imperialism and has nothing to do with culture.
It's made for consumption and nothing else. And especially shitskins are excellent consumers. If it's not a country where moving pictures and music are forbidden, they will still buy everything they can while not deviating an inch from their stone age way of life.
Frankly, I don't think they CAN, that is why they keep pooing in the loo even when under humans.
Seems a bit silly. Would expect any working folk to have cutlery in their car if they eat home meals at work
.. Naz Shah’s retweets were obviously anti-diversity for diversity’s sake. Does that retard not understand?
lol where are the white people
Gottem
Not that guy but you're a fucking idiot and he made you look that way.
The stats are alarming to anyone with moderate intelligence. Get fucked.
It's odd how hard it is to find racial data on criminals in England, it's almost like they dont want people to know.
lmao fucks sake
It sounds backwards because it is backwards.
>Muslim members of the Waffen-SS 13th division at prayer during their training in Germany, 1943
Based
apart from crawley, will any of these be above 50% in two years?
I'm 100% sure the boomer would never ever say something like this about Jews and would probably get offended if someone did
>different percentages
>apart from very few exceptions muslim countries are overwhelmingly pro bullshit
Actually, his graph absolutely proves his point, you absolute fucking retard.
Grand Mufti of Jerusalem, Amin al-Husseini, known here as Ryan Gosling and Hitler in 1941.
>Okay, but would me posting an article about a white criminal who was pardoned specifically because they were white invalidate your point? Of course.
Been ingrained in us by jewish sociologists using nepotism to dominate education and media.
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Bosniak soldiers of the SS 13th Division, reading Husseini's pamphlet Islam and Judaism
>mrw i exploit my grandson for a TV show and see the shekels roll in
>some cultures are objectively better
Absolutely, that's why the worse one is being absolutely annihilated by the other lol
Husseini and Heinrich Himmler.
Keep in mind that large portions of the Arabic world still worships Hitler. And leftists in the west are paradoxically calling anyone who opposes them "nazis". It really is a clown world, innit?
London is brown. London was always brown.
>whataboutism
Get new material, incel.
Based
Double based
absolutely timeless
literally the jews mate, they have to keep European right wing from realizing this and formin alliances against them and their state. They're playing everyone against everyone and winning while we all lose.
>why the worse one is being absolutely annihilated by the other
One is annihilating itself. The western world has AIDS and brownies are just the germs spreading because of it.
tired = virtue signaling
wired = vice signaling
Based Cleese
What would he say about the ethnic composition of Hogwarts?
>no white people
BASED
im white btw, am I one of the good ones now?
I feel the same about abortion.
It should be the left who are all "every life is sacred" and the right chosing social and financial stability over some nobody's baby.
It's probably because the left have framed it as a women's rights issue so the right are opposed to it automatically so they have to rationalize it by pretending to give a shit about the shitty spawn of poor people (until they're actually born ofc)
It's it the bogs playing everyone against each other?
>The western world has AIDS
Which is the logical conclusion of democracy and capitalism
>it's not really a thing
>jews do it
That means it's a thing
the "right" is just an alliance of neocon warmongers and religious fundamentalists
It has more to do with the fact that a large chunk of the voting bloc for the republicans are religious.
A lot of things have been flipped upside down in recent years, though. Like immigration. 20 years ago it was the Democrats who were mostly opposed to immigration, because it lowered the wages of the working class, and was a strain on the social security infrastructure. Meanwhile the Republicans answered to their corporate overlords, who's goal was exactly to lower the wages to increase profits. But now it's the other way around.
>though they agree on nearly all social policy
Most "far right" people are progressives compared to your average muslim immigrants.
My county is 99.5% white (Northumberland).
Thank fucking Christ I don't live in the shithole known as the south. I've lived here for 25 years and I've seen maybe 10 non-whites. Low crime here, too.
It's because they're fucking asspained that girls can fuck chads without consequence. It's got fuck all to do with when life begins.
Chad right wingers that slay pussy on the reg don't give a fuck about abortion.
Unless they feel like pretending to so they can trigger onionladdies.
they make exactly this point in the book Submission
The absolute state of Slough
>20 years ago it was the Democrats who were mostly opposed to immigration, because it lowered the wages of the working class,
As a britbonger I think this is where labour has fucked itself.
There are plenty of working class folk who will never vote tory because of "muh industry" but they also are very nationalistic and don't like immigrants. You can't vote Labour because of PC nonsense and you can't vote tory so you have to vote for a meme party like ukip.
It's a shame lib-dems fucked themselves with the coalition because they could have been useful removing some of the PC shit from the Labour party.
i dislike most people and places
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i love how they blur out Cleese's face
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Sad!
They should just ditch all the PC shit. Who else are the legbeards going to vote for?
couldn't make it all the way through. got about a minute in and the shebeast starts berating cleese but can't even form coherent sentences.
this, it's a chemical addiction to the feeling of being righteous. everyone experiences this feeling, often in a religious context, but secular moralism is the only drug strong enough for whites nowadays.
I've seen these a bunch, but I still don't think they're real. They can't be.
Be nice. They are Britain now
you now realise that left and right are meaningless terms designed to trap you in the same loop of artificial bullshit.
This is best choice
Oh, but it is. The funniest weapon sweep was where they decided to confiscate a bike wheel.
>There is also evidence that the extreme pain-induced trauma in infants permanently alters the brain chemistry, and leads to increased anxiety, altered pain sensitivity, hyperactivity, and attention problems later in life.
this explains so much, even outside of cutting
there's so many grotesque families out there that beat their infant kids and toss them around like ragdolls, and they all coincidentally grow up to be psychopaths themselves
Right wing are not against womens rights you faggot
And as long as you dont socially construct kids who can not give consent into fagdom, right wingers dont care if you like being fucked in the ass
Anyone else agree with the Russian or is it just me?
The funniest thing is seeing how easily Muslims in Birmingham completely rekd the schools trying to teach LGBT lessons to kids. It's a movement that's gaining speed across the Islamic enclaeves of the UK and the left is completely blindsided and unable to publically talk about it.
Once these people are a sizable voting block in a good 50 or so years time there's going to be a whole lot of "progress" rolled back and the country will never be the same again.
Jews make up 0.5% of bongland rather than 1.5% of murrica
It should be required in schools for white people to absorb ColinFlaherty's minds.com channel. No reporter goes more in depth to the insanity of black crime.
>A few
Mm hmmm
Having wypipo talk about this would be racist. Could you imagine the colonialism that would pop up if that were six white people? They would have probably agreed to conquer the nearest brown country. Diversity makes us better than that.
Fuck wypipo
delete this goyim
American "education" is pretty questionable anyway.
ok..but this is Bongland not Burgerland
lmao
Calculus is Arabic. The symbols we use for numbers 1-9 come from the Middle East.
A fish called Wenda
TIL Newton and Liebnitz are Arabs.
last night I your sister
>only judge people by the arbitrary criteria that suits my moral code
Fuck off nigger invader
He really needs to shut his mouth now. He's going to ruin his career with all this race shit
idk I kind of want to believe in fire breathing parasaurolophus now
Why not?
>they blur out Cleese's face
because white face is offensive
That's not the Life Of Brian.
It’s to demonize him, if they showed Cleese people would remember all he’s given the world and try to rationalize what he said more, you blur him you turn him into another idiot that’s wrong about diversity
de-humanization tactic
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how did they get away with it?
A PANEL OF NON-ENGLISH PEOPLE ARE BERATING JOHN CLEESE FOR SUGGESTING THAT LONDON IS NO LONGER ENGLISH
>HONK HONK
A fish called Wanda
I'm mixed race myself and this depresses me. The topic of conversation was 'what does it mean to be English', and not one of the panelists had any family in England prior to 1950.
>but male genital mutilation is fine because the jews told me so
this cant be real
Because he was making a point about muslims and MGM isn't unique to muslims, FGM is.
Is this in response to the 'London isn't British' stuff?
Quintessential British
>Suddenly the animator had a fatal heart attack
Probably isn't.
It is.
This explains why Arabs and Americans are so fucking mental and retarded
John Cleese isnt american though, you imbecile.
being massive leftie scandinavian and agreeing with this but also for males makes people mad
goddamnit Yea Forums
A simple search on the author:
>"Dr. Paul Tinari Ph.D. is the author of many books including "The Joom Destiny", a book about how 3D printing will revolutionize your world. He is also the author of "Lymph Mobbed & Booby Trapped" which shows women how they can do a series of simple exercises that can reduce their risks for breast cancer."
This is a man who thinks there are exercises that reduce breast cancer and a whole host of other ridiculous fucking nonsense. Paul is a hack trying to make a buck using people's fears and credulity.
If it sounds like bullshit, 99% of the time, it will be. You don't even have to look very far, but nobody ever fucking looks.
>coping this hard
so? he mentions female gentical mutilation specifically, which happens in some african countries. why not include male genital mutilation as well? because he doesn't want to bite the jew hand that feeds him
Since when is providing evidence "coping", you moron?
Because removing parts of the clitoris isn't comparable to removing foreskin. An OK comparison would be in removing labia, outer labia. That's why it's not comparable.
just wondering why you find this important?
yes it is, the foreskin has loads of nerve endings, and it also makes the dick head become less sensitive because it loses its protective skin. many studies on this.
One of the rare times you can call thr Chinks "Based".
>goes out of his way not to anger jews
>pretends genital mutilation is okay when done to male babies
say it with me
NEO
WHITE
MAN'S
BURDEN
It's not only about the 'few' criminals, it's the system that makes excuses or looks the other way.
>its bad they remove parts because accidents can happen and more gets removed
>this isn't a problem for males though even though it can also happen
yeah ok buddy
it's a new form of whites being racist against others.
>hurr you're not white so you're weak so you should shut up and let me do the talking for you
it's mostly women though, wanting to be the center of attention, and what more privilege can you have than a white woman?
clown world