Did any of you ever personally (or distantly) know any actors/actresses...

I stood next to her at a concert and talked about public transportation between bands. She's alright.

I recently found out one of the pornstars hired for Game of Thrones is a very distant relation. She was disowned for becoming a pornstar/prostitute.

for me all but natalia were kind of bitchy cunts. But that may have had more to do with them being privileged white teen girls than anything else.

Also vaguely knew the singer gabrielle aplin who was in the same area at that time. and she was pretty nice.

I met Clive Barker. At the time he had just released a really awful video game called Jerico, so I was like "yeah, whatever, see you later" and I hadn't seen Hellraiser yet. If I could go back I would tell him how amazing that scene of Frank reforming himself from a drop of blood was.

God I wanna lick that tummy.

Tummy slut

I went to high school with Ezra Miller and used to beat him up and stuff him in his locker

seems the right thing to do

My cousin is a bit part actor here in Bongland.

Which one?

I know Andrew Clutterbuck/Lincoln in real life. His brother was a teacher at my school and he sat in on a few lessons before he played a teacher in a sitcom.

I’ve also worked on a few celebrity houses. I know a few Disney CGI guys quite well from college.

Is that euphemism for fucking him? Because he was so hot as a teenager

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and on that note. no 2 of vaguely fappable deleted teenage photos of girls who went on to become well known

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I bet he fantasized about you raping him.

*snif*

who?

I'm related to the Fannings in a stupid roundabout way.

Bar Angeli in Leamington Spa. She grew up around here I’m told

I'm related to Martin Sheen. He's really short, I mean like 5' tall.

I knew a guy that was in a bunch of commercials.

Teachers was a great show

can you help me fuck his daughter, i'm an umployed 23 year old virgin if that helps

>did any of you ever personally (or distantly) know any actors/actresses?
I do. Dude's a cool one. Did some work on Mosfilm IIRC. He sold a great camping tent to me really cheap, also we stood side by side in wall-on-wall fightings at Tambov couple of summers in a row - guy's a good fighter.

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows Kevin Bacon.

His character was basically a copy of his brother in real life. Totally top bloke.

thats the singer gabrielle aplin

Only if you fucked the mother you knob.

He was my roommate in LA for 2 years in the early 2000s, after Freaks and Geeks was cancelled.

He is the primary reason I began disliking Jews.

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oh good lord

no she was ugly. But the daughter was a prime piece of tight teen scenegirl jailbait only not because 16 is legal here.

Sure, I don't see why that would put her off. Post your phone number ITT and I will put you in touch with her, she basically does whatever I tell her.

went to school with Emma Watson and played with her feet when we were 15.

Lol I had a new roommate as well. I know the struggle

>not familiar with Abarat, Nightbreed or Candyman
you halfwit

When I was 15 I was part of a support act for one of her gigs in the uk

I saw Ellen DeGeneres in public once but I hate her so I said nothing

Pretty sure Lex Luger got my dad to suck him off behind a Dominos
:(

MY SIDES

But I don't have a son..

looks to be likely even when you consider ones a candid teenage pic probably taken on a phone and the other has professional, photoshop, makeup. it looks like her

She could have all of my penis

bryce dallas howard sat on my face in 2016 after i was chosen by her husband to cuck him in a holiday inn express.

>tummy

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I was on the same football team as the briefcase wanker from the inbetweeners. He basically complained the entire fucking time and is basically will in real life. He became a licensed referee shortly afterwards which is hugely unsurprising, I think he was relentlessly bullied at school. Specky twat deserved it

based tummy poster

A popular greek actress patted my hair when I was at a fundraiser back in midde school if that counts

My mother dated Abel Ferrara for a while, and met countless actors and celebrities during that period.

Is your mom a crack whore?

go on

She has never even drank alcohol, it's pretty hilarious actually.

Went to highschool with some Jewish kid that was friends with David Schwimmer and had a few nepotistic kid roles. The highlight of his career is a small role in "What happened to Monday". Nice guy though.

he started asking me about anal play and i found multiple used sharpies with stains on them.

It is not worth meeting a majority of these fucks.
Most of them only care about themselves and are assholes. The rest are alright.
80% assholes and 20% are chill.
I live near a tourist town that a majority of celebs go to when they are done with LA and the crowds.

I want to sniff her bellybutton.

ever been to playbox theatre in warwick? i was a few years below sansa there, don't think i ever spoke to her though

larp better

My brother went to school with and was friends with Lee Pace, he came over to my house a few times.

I shared some hummus with her down a back alley. Nice lady.

Yes but only one has been on a "real" TV show, and it was a Disney kids show at that. She was a re-occurring character on Phil of the Future. I only knew her for a year though. She was from England and enrolled at my middle school in 8th grade, so we both ended up elsewhere a year later. Besides that I've known lots of aspiring actors but none of them have made it even that far.

nice godzilla shirt

no one believes you moby.
jk herschlag is a retconning liar like every female.

Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, Willie Nelson, and I met Ronald Reagan once.

I sold Tom Hanks his first typewriter. He suced my cock for it

i'm distant cousin of the sheens/esteves family too brah. never met em though.

Met Eva Longoria when she was in college, nice lady.

Please tell us more. How weird is he? When was this?

I had a friend at school, who knew the actress who played Shireen.

how is that the wall? She is hot

I met Miranda Cosgrove at a frat party at USC.

Daniel?

I unironically fucked Britney Spears when we were 13. I wasn't her first, second or third.

I used to write screenplays, and met with Tom Hardy while he was filming Legend. We went into his trailer, and he was using the character’s goofy cockney accent. Really nice guy, he told me he appreciated me showing him the script, and to leave it with his PA.

I doubt it ever made it out of his trailer’s trash bin.

She's from Leam. I saw her in Smack on her 18th birthday

based

her name is wallis. I dont believe the wall is actually a thing personally.

I met a girl who told she was Tom “Doctor Who” Baker’s daughter. She seemed nice and I had no reason to disbelieve it.
A few years later I tried looking her up online. Couldn’t find her.
Looked up Tom Baker on Wikipedia. He doesn’t have a daughter.

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God I wish I were a slutty schoolgirl

Did he try to touch your willy?

Holy based, you met The Highwaymen?

wow go on

I went out to a club called Moo in Leamington with Sophie Turner from game of thrones. Was too shy to hit on her before she was famous.

By the time she was old enough to get in a club she was already well known

been called either mclovin or will all my life till i got lasik, gonna bash that nonce bonce in if i catch him irl

I grew up next to Priscilla Presley's ex-husband
we hung out a few times
yeah im an oldfag

I have a cousin who was a child actor in quite a few big TV shows but he was only ever in 1 or 2 episodes for each show.

why would you possibly hit on her

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

B - perfectly tite

Lol, come to Leamington. Smack and Moo are basically jailbait containment units.

How old.

Many clubs are. Still doesnt sound believable

I would hazard a guess at 15/16. Possibly 14. She was always mature looking and tall for her age

Knew an actress before she went to LA. We were great friends. Would write letters to each other. She then made it in Hollywood and pretty soon stopped replying to my letters. Did not send me her new adress. And I wasn't invited on her wedding of course. It hurt quite a bit realizing that people can forget about you so quick when they move out of your league.

I had sex with a girl who became a famous pornstar does that count?

Why cant any of you name these people

Because it's beside the point.

I'm related to George Jones, so I've met quite a few country singers.
youtube.com/watch?v=VExw77xJsBQ
It doesn't really count since I was pretty young, but, still, I was on stage with Johnny Cash and June Carter.

because everyone is lying

Well I've been taught by Arnie's cousin. That's the closest I've got to knowing a celebrity. He is a prof at my university in Zurich and teaches private law. He is pretty chill and engages with students during breaks. But if you ask anything related to the Terminator he shuts you down.

does he look exactly like arnie?