How do I stop walking like this?

For real answer? Hold your back tongue on your roof of your mouth, and you will do it automatically

Based Chad.

Become disabled and walk with a cane

Take boxing lessons or skip as part of your workout, you hold yourself better.

get one of these bad boys

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This.

The wheelchair allows me to avoid being awkward in public and it allows me to bring my diaper fetish into the outside world when I have to.

just do it.

Why cant Yea Forumsedditors, /pol/yps and /r9k/cels stay contained in their own cesspits?
Why do they feel the need to bring their shit here?

Perform intercourse

How do you stop walking too fast though? Why does everyone else walk so fucking slow?

don't be white

>Neutral colors to not draw attention
>walking with purpose to get from a to b as efficiently as possible

That me!

But mainly the fourth.

benis into bagina. you asked

look up transversus abdominis activation and strengthening

Walk with your feet and legs below you instead of in front of you. You'll walk slower and with better posture and casual body movement

But I don't have a bagina!

saw your legs off

>Walk with your feet and legs below you

Anyone else walk with their feet above them?

Nothing wrong with that

by having your dick wet

Meditate. Align your chakras. Decalcify your pineal gland.