Luke, did I ever tell you about Alec Guinness? Sir Alec Guinness (April 2, 1914 – August 5, 2000) was an English actor who played Obi-Wan Kenobi in the original trilogy. In in his 1999 memoir A Positively Final Appearance, Guinness wrote about his meeting in San Francisco with a “sweet-faced boy of twelve” who proudly told him he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times”. He wrote that “Looking into the boy’s eyes, I thought I detected little star-shells of madness beginning to form” and he asked the young fan to do something for him.
“‘Anything, sir, anything!’
“‘Well,’ I said, ‘do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?’
“He burst into tears. His mother drew herself up to an immense height. ‘What a dreadful thing to say to a child!’ she barked, and dragged the poor kid away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of second hand, childish banalities.” And he was a good friend.
Heh newfag. He got a sticky when he died. I was there
Nicholas Lewis
God i wish that little kid was me. I could recite the original 3 movies line for line as a child. So many highly plastic neurons wasted, thrown into a hippie garbage can
Mason Cox
This has to be bait
Gabriel Ramirez
Luke, did I ever tell you that in his biography, Alec Guinness: The Unknown, Garry O'Connor reports that Guinness was arrested and fined 10 guineas (£10.50) for a homosexual act in a public lavatory in Liverpool in 1946? Guinness is said to have avoided publicity by giving his name to police and court as "Herbert Pocket", the name of the character he played in Great Expectations. He was a good friend.
Gabriel Myers
Chuck's, did I ever tell you that in his biography, Sneed Guinness: The Unchuck, Crippled Irishsneed reports that Guinness was arrested and fined 10 sneed dollars (Sn10.50) for a chuck and fuck in a public farm in Sneedsville in 2001? Guinness is said to have avoided publicity by giving his name to police and court as "Chuck and Fuck", the name of the character he played in Sneed's Feed. He was a good sneed.
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time your father build a gay golden robot to help his slave mother with her household tasks, a mission virtually any other robot would be far better suited for, as he is slow, clumsy, and can barely move his arms? Yes, exactly that one you have with you, Luke. I will, however, never bring this up or acknowledge the fact that this very droid was part of every key even leading up to and during the Clone War. We left your grandmother as a slave on this very planet, Luke, ignoring her for over ten years, until she was raped to death by Sandpeople, who marched in single file to hide their numbers. Your father, however, massacred them all, including the women and children. He was a good friend.
Luke, did I ever tell you about the Sith Assassin Asajj Ventress?, She was the apprentice to Count Dooku (Who was a Good Friend) and was this Sexy Bald Dathomirian Lady who Dual Wielded Lightsabers. We used to fight all the time during the Clone Wars, and every time we did, Flirting would follow. She even saved my life from Darth Maul (who was ANOTHER Good Friend) and His Brother, Anyway, After she Rescued me, she suggested we let this flirting come to light and fuck, right then and there, after all Sex isnt forbidden for a Jedi, and the council wouldnt miss me for another evening. Ill tell you this Luke, she certainly knew her way around the bed, after all, Nightsister Culture is about Dominating Males, and ill tell you this, she certainly did. She even put on her Nightsister Leathers for me! Made me nut in seconds seeing her in that, She rubbed it all over her Smooth Head!. She was a Good Friend
And yet he went for that retard New Mando. Fuck Filoni.
Xavier Gonzalez
he's a time traveler from a different universe
Caleb Cook
Moe, did I ever tell you that you renovated your bar two times to attract popular people and yuppies and lost your soul and friends in the process? Two entire episodes worth of plotlines were supposed to be dedicated to this and prior to your amnesia you avoided acrimony by saying "it was a good chuck." Homer, however, massacred them all, including the women and children. He was a good sneed.
Grayson Morris
I met Guiness oncce at a grocery store a long long time ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you’re doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen items in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the items and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence from "the force". and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each item and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by talking about good friends really loudly.
Zachary Jackson
This has to be based.
Benjamin Peterson
how could one man be so based?
Eli Foster
Unironically don't know if this is pasta or not, but didn't he hate doing Star Wars? That he thought it was silly?
Wyatt Collins
yes he thought it was shit and that it would breed a race of manbabies (he was right)
Samuel Morgan
Based
Dominic Harris
No wonder this pasta doesn't seem far fetched.
Brayden Thompson
Anyone who was born prior to like 1930 who complains about how the world turned out but didn't support Hitler I know not to take seriously
Same goes for Tolkien
Luis Hill
>pasta He literally wrote that, you dolt.
Jayden Thompson
t. mutt
Thomas Murphy
Guinness thought Star Wars was a kids film. Perhaps thats why he wanted to be in it, to have access to children. I'm sure he was disappointed.
Matthew Mitchell
*bashes your skull in* What was that?
Oh wait, you can't talk because your head's all fucked up.
