Boomer Kino

Now Goodfellas was a fucking movie. Why can't they make movies like that every single time? Why can't every film director in Hollywood be on the level of Martin Scorsese like this is an easily achievable thing? Why doesn't Hollywood release films as consistently perfect as Goodfellas every single time a film is released?

Hollywood has changed, maaan.

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Just bought a new traeger, what should I grill?

OP probably means 30 year old boomers.

funkin' A'

I lost it when he started talking about instagram filters for his lawn

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>tfw everyone you went into Iraq with as 18-year old kids are now in the mid-30s, you included
I got old, how the fuck did this happen, I want to die

R-remember playing Halo, guys?

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Raiders of the Lost Ark
Terminator 2
The Matrix
Yes office space
Bratwurst

Was Iraq war a boring shit like they show in that movie called Jarhead?

appreciation for a good pair of socks

I wasn't in the first Iraq war, holy shit I'm not that old.

lol,I have that same Iron Maiden shirt.

This is not a boomer. Our selections for each actor would be more nuanced than all of them.

I can’t think of any, I just wanted an excuse to post this.
maybe 90s action flicks like Face Off, Con Air and Air Force One?

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>The Matrix
Nope

Was it just my dad?

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Based.

This. Ridley Scott, John Carpenter, James Cameron, Paul Verhoeven. All geniuses.

probably time to end it all then, don’t you think?
haha just goofin on ya haha watch some animu

That meme is wildly inaccurate. I can tell you as a 37 yr. old boomer homeowner there are retards among us who are out there @ 7-8 am on Saturday mowing. It's infuriating knowing all your kids are then going to be up. Of course the fag that used to do it moved out only to be replaced with some other retard that does it. There should also be a meme for the meth head boomers that work on their cars around 3:00am and have to test out their work by constantly revving their motor for 5-10 minutes straight when they are finished.

It boggles my mind that there are so few submarine movies.
t.41 yr old boomer that gets confused when I have to drive an automatic transmission.

The Big Lebowski

this but unironically

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GET OFF MY LAWN!

sorry boomer neighbor, I live where it gets as high as 110+ degrees, I need to cut the grass at 7-8 because its only 90 degrees then

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>38 year old faggot still mows his own grass
34 here and I got Miguel, Juan, Angel (Anhell) and whoever else that hasn't been picked up by ICE yet mowing mine. But I'm not a full 30-something boomer because I don't drink energy drinks. I drink pic related. And whiskey. Rye, preferably.

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ok I didn’t realize that you were a BASED boomer... need any help wrenchin’ on your ride?
we could sip beers and talk about the glory days of Nickelodeon. *sips* ahhh remember Snick? now THAT was a lineup

Wait, Jarhead was about the first Gulf meme "War"? I completely remember another movie then, must rewatch.

It's ok, my boomer friend, I get that after raising kids all day the last thing you want to do in the cool evening is mow your lawn. I have some doggie butt biscuits I'll be dropping off to your lawn soon.

28 year old boomer here
I just can't stand modern movies. No setup. No tension. Quips everywhere and exposition delivered in the crudest ways possible. And fights are either videogame-tier shit or overchoreographed bullshit like John Wick. What happened to movies where the heroes struggled?

Yes. Those guys are in their 50s now, at the minimum. Generation Kill is more my generation. I know a dude who went through both Iraq wars though.

>Drinks beers and whiskey instead of zero ultra
I dont want to become fat, user. I spent my whole 18 to 30 going out and getting drunk.
I even dropped on smoking at 33.

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If you drink beer over 30, you're going to get fucking fat. It's inevitable. Switching to liquor means more drunk with less calories

>people who come from a time where nothing happened every day say "this is boring"
no, you are boring

Dad bods are hot now, didn't you hear?

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BvS is the only good modern movie.

lol

no you're not, you're just a boring fatass

I still drink beer occasionally, because I like the taste.
I don't see my gut growing, but beer somehow makes me sick in the stomach for some reason.
I can drink spirits no problem, but with beer, there will be bad repercussions next day.
I am 31.

struggling is rayciss, and thus CANCELLED

Any Bruce Willis movie.

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Boomer life is trying to stay thin. What I do is intermittent fasting so I only eat between 12-8, and skip dinner about once a week. That plus outdoor chores/good genes gives me a legitimate daddy bod.

Gonna marry a 22 year old this summer. Shit is gonna be cash.

the worst are the people who water their driveways

>Dad bods are hot
I think with a bank account the same as him, you can have all the types of bods you want and still be """hot"""

based & boomerpilled

>Goonies
More of a "fella that never fully grew up" movie.
Or at least it's one of those movies/shows/cartoons that you loved as a kid but if you watch it now you would think you used to be a stupid kid. Looking at you dungeons and dragons cartoon
youtube.com/watch?v=Qi3noc9JvVc

I played the videogame on NES when i was around 10 years old.

>The Crow
I saw that in high school.
It was nothing but other students in the audience.

The last good movie was E-I E-I Annoyed Grunt.

I always felt like that's a cope for middle aged women and obese teen girls. They have to justify the dad bod to justify their own shit bod. I have Leo's bod and no one is fawning over it when I take my kids to the pool. I think if all women had their choice they'd go back and forth between some ripped teen boy and some ripped Chad they insist has too much muscle and looks gross.

Sir!
How did you find this?
We all have fallen down a youtube whole,but I end up with videos of people getting bit by there own exotic pets.
What path did you take to get to this video?

I didn't even know that was a thing. I get power washing away a bunch of mud or something.

Anything but fish.

based

This is fucking kino. I can't tell if he's being serious or not but it doesn't even matter because it would work both ways.

>no one is flirting with me when I take my kids to the pool
I think I know what the problem is.

The only fish i like grilled are salmon and swordfish. And probably because they taste nothing like fish.

Whatever you want but I'd suggest you get your burger and brat game on point since there's only a little over a month until the 4th of July.

I recently discovered that my hair has started thinning. Legit thought about just killing myself. It's all downhill from here after all.

for the new 30yr old boomer

Harold and Kumar
Van Wilder
The Hangover
anything Seth Rogan
anything Judd Apatow

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>need any help wrenchin’ on your ride
no.
And you had better not come near my car with a laptop trying to "re-map my fuel curves".
If so,I will be forced to kindly ask you to have a good day!
yes,suh.
vimeo.com/240410656

I remember daisy chaining xboxes together in the barracks and having split screen multi-player parties, making people rage with my pistol accuracy from across the map and my one friend who went to his room and didn't come out until he could wreck anyone in Halo after being mediocre when we first started doing those LAN parties.

BOOMER QUOTE!
"The day I set foot on Normandy was the I wished that they where a God in heaven,it was also the day I was sure there wasn't"

>spirits
Even boomers call this guy old school.

Back to the Future trilogy is essential boomer kino

fawning != flirting

I think you misread what I wrote.

pussy and zoomer pilled

t. Zoomer that can't form a sentence. When your mom brings you your tendies you should probably tell her the Adderall isn't working.

>I remember daisy chaining xboxes together in the barracks and having split screen multi-player parties
Yes dude. I still remember hearing my fucking LT moaning in orgasmic joy after crushing people with the gravity hammer. Good times.

How does someone even end up being 50 lmao

Yes the pussy I'm banging is a zoomer. She thinks backstreet boys is 90s music.

I was kinda disappointing.

I'd be okay with being 50 as long as I still looked 20

Chernobyl
September 1986 flashes on screen in episode 4
>heh, everything from from 1986 looks so old now...
Literally year and month I was born
>FUUUUUUUUUCK

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I stand corrected,good sir.
t.Al Bundy.

Do you prefer Dodge, Mustang or GTO?

Based boomer making his neighbor step up his lawn game.
God bless the boomers,and God bless lawn maintenance.

matrix
fight club

kek

That's a shame because Bad Times at El Royale fucking sucked. Go watch the Hateful Eight instead. There's plenty of good films out and about.

Goodwilll Hunting
Rush Hour
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Friday

>7-8 am on Saturday mowing.
instead of going to work I do something cathartic.
Saturday morning your kids should be in a couch cushion fort eating cereal and watching cartoons.

1969 DODGE CHARGER 440 FOR SALE - 40000$
NO LOW BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I GOT

*castle doctrine*

there is nothing more boomer than buying cars from craigslist or that you see sitting in someone's front yard with a for sale sign on it. The potential to haggle and getting a deal is like catnip

>And fights are either videogame-tier shit or overchoreographed
Saw a single take 10 minute(no shit 10 MINUTE single take!)fight scene!
There was a part where the actor was allowed to catch his breath,still it was awesome.
Mowing the lawn and sneaking a beer/10

Do it, faggot.

watch this op, slow burn kino. im only 2 episodes in but the pacing, lack of quips, and blade runner-esque soundtrack make it feel like it's from an earlier time

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Can't wait till boomers die off so classic cars won't be so ridiculously overpriced anymore.

Zoomer?
>can't form a sentence.
Fuck your book learning!
No two ways about it,you ride your bike on my lawn and I will shoot you.
If you survive,I will beat the shit out of your dad in front of you.

oh.
Good luck with that.
NOT being sarcastic.I sincerely wish you the best of luck.

>Dating a zoomer
How you can stand her?

>1969 DODGE CHARGER 440 FOR SALE - 40000$
If it not rusted to hell,thats a good price.
Pic related can sell for around 3-400,000

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AIN'T NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT

I resent the implication that boomer tier shit is somehow inherently unbased. That’s the shit that is on average the most based.

Because despite being raised on SpongeBob and Harry Potter she has her shit together. She's responsible and humble as hell and she's extremely cute.
Thanks.

pay tv...
no sir!
*climbs on the roof and adjusts antennae*

unless you’re 10 right now, you’ll be old too when we start to die off.

To be fair, millenials are soulless and boomers don't want go fight modern political correctness

*cracks beer*
You said it best!
Some of those cars had a dial that adjusts the angle of that wing,we both know that has so little effect considering the shitty suspension and tires that existed at the time,yet we both want that
FUN FACT:I like spoilers!
Spoilers as in blacked out text.

based & spoilerpilled

What's some good boomer car kino?

Dude,serious spoiler alert on this pic.

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Primer painted cars.
"It aint done till its it's painted!"
oh,you meant movies...Mad Max(fury road is nice.)
2 lane blacktop.

This. The boomer will continue to live in a vegetative state till at least 100. Then they will be cryogenicly frozen so you will have to pay their electric bill for generations

*CRRRACK*
*sssssIIIPPP*
ahhhh....
Predator? Now THAT was a flick.

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>fast&furios was 18 years ago
where did the time go

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I was a truck driver *grabs beer,decides not to ope it an sets it down* I used to send spoiler alerts to my buddy,every shit car with a cartoon spoiler I would take a picture of.
Off topic;my proudest moment: Me:Hey buddy,I'm in LA!
Him:oh?
Me:Yep,Good ole Shreveport,LA!
That is a boomer joke.

Mustang
Based

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>no bullit
>no vanishing point
>no american graffiti
>no starsky and hutch
>no gone in sixty seconds
>no canon ball run
>no death race 2000
Cringe.

My first car was a camaro,it's as if I was trained to hate mustangs.
In the 90's there was a legit camaro vs mustang hatred.
But we both agreed on turbos being gay.

>canon ball run
Thats one of those movies I loved but will never watch again just in case it is actually shit.(like the police academy movies)

Doesn't it make more sense to cut the grass in the evening so that it has time to recuperate at night? I always think that cutting it in the morning and the leaving wounded grass strands in the scorching sun all day isn't really beneficial to them.

Goodfellas
Scarface
The Godfather
Casino

>turbos are trash
>what is the grand national?
>what is the trans am GTA?
>what is the syclone?
>what is the typhoon?

My dad had a camero when I was born. He was proud that I got a mustang, and impressed that the v6 had more horse power than his old camero v8.

What about a Trans Am or Camaro?

>Cringe.
Really?
You get the fuck off of my lawn! Take your vape with you!
Next time your frisbee lands on my roof,I'm keeping it!

What generation Mustang is that? Or is that current gen with modified headlights?

I started watching The Rockford Files last week. It's kino. Also nice Pontiac Firebird.

2014. IMO 2012-2014 look a lot better than the 2015+ models. I hope they unfuck their shit before I need a new one in the 2020s.

Keeping it tv related, i really like how they went back to basing the look off of the 69 style mustang as seen here in John wick

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'80's-90's turbos are shit.
They fail and take the engine with then.
Trans am gta...very good reason that car never sold well
Grand National...When is the last time you have seen one?No way in hell the turbo/engine is factory
Supra...Thanks for not mentioning that,it's as if you know
Syclone and Typhoon both a shit or else the would have been in production for more than a few years.

Fren,these cars where experiments(think fuel injection bast throttle bodies) ,and God bless the companies for the effort.

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CAR

>I started watching The Rockford Files
I think me and you just discovered the same high numbered cable channel!
Cannon is pretty cool as well!
Probably the fattest guy in the world at the time.

FOR SALE - 3RD GEN FIREBIRD ALL ORIGINAL PARTS, 305 TPI, 100,000 ORGINAL MILES, RAN WHEN PARKED, JUST NEEDS A NEW BATTERY AND PAINTJOB, 20,000$ NO LOW BALLERS, TIRE KICKERS WILL BE SHOT, ASK FOR RICK

-Sent from galaxy note 8

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>Hoodpins
I used to be so impressed by that.
Then when I was old enough to drive I figured any moron could steal my battery.or fuck with my timing

>50
I'm saying this purely out of concern, get the hell out of here.

>tire kickers will be shot
lmao

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fuck boomers

t. retard who can't into boost
Turbo cars can be reliable, they just require a bit more maintenance than n/a cars. Also they're a lot more fun.

>tfw Volvo 850 T5R
feels good man because the car looks slow as fuck

YEP... NOW THOSE ARE SOME REAL POSTS

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That is too realistic.
My first 3 cars where 3rd gen f bodies.
Grand total...$1200
Turbo fan fella. No trying to be offensive,fren.
Remeber how nitrous was the shit?
My buddy had a car with a 75 hp kit.
Hit the button,it fealt like a second engine kicked in! some people would spenf $2000 to "port and polish" cylinder head and only get 5-9 hp.
No idea why nitrous is no longer cool.

Volvo turbos are fucking good tier, they run forever too.

Just in case boomer posting turned into /o/ posting.

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boomer posting is united on every board

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>No idea why nitrous is no longer cool
Ls motors and eBay turbos happened.

AH

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IIIIIIIIIII BELEEEEIIIIIIVE THEM BOOONES ARRRE ME

>Cristal

Albo desde la cuna, que chupen pico los Chunchos ctm.

I had my neighbors kid give you a (you) as I was talking about dos.
I told her to post a cat pic and she said people dodn't do that anymore,so we arm wrestled over it.

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Nitrous is the cheapest hp.
Ls swap on your lunch break,add NO2 during a red light.

thank her for giving me a (you)

lol,giving the boomer a cat pic!

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Well I'm 31 and I'm just indulging in my no-cable-tv childhood nostalgia watching I dream of Jeannie, one of those shows I could watch on local channels. You know stuff like that, Krtek, Princess Sherehezade, etc etc.

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>implying we won't toss the boomer popsicles directly into the sun

mah boomer

a true boomer knows the power of intermittent fasting, also going to the gym and staying fit makes you a zoomer pussy magnet since any self respecting boomer already achieved economic stability and these girls are so easy to impress.

based but I don't skip meals intentionally. my appetite is fucked from alcoholism.

Based and redpilled 69 poster

YOU CALL THAT MUSIC?????????????????????

THIS IS MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=f3dpAVxA2EA

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>tfw immediately knew it was ACDC before checking
based and boompilled

I just tried to work the word "boom".
Your choice is SUCH better!
IRL my nephew is a professional classic musician(no joke,he has been written up in a few newspapers,Chicago,New York....)and he learned violin because he loved AC/DC.I think it was Thunderstruck that got him hooked.
Who has two thumbs and drives a stick shift w/o using the clutch and taught this pro musician...THIS GUY!

you're doing god's work
>tfw a shitty boomer uncle with nothing to offer

WELL BILL, AC/DC IS THE BEST BAND OUT THERE HAHA!!!!!!!!!

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*VIRTUALLY* NO RUST, ONLY BEEN IN ONE ACCIDENT BUT PROFESSIONALLY RESTORED BY MY NEIGHBOR, NEEDS NEW TRANNY BUT OTHERWISE FACTORY NEW CONDITION, OIL FRESHLY CHANGED, SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY PLEASE DON’T CALL AFTER 7 PM OR ON SUNDAYS

>tfw a shitty boomer uncle with nothing to offer
Just complain enough and know how to drive.
"Star Wars cartoons? Fuck that,start up the car,I'll be there in a minute.DON'T TELL ANYBODY I LET YOU START THE CAR!"
Say that last part loud enough so that his/hers parents and,this is important,grandparents hear you. Then you go inside and grab you cigarettes,make eye contact,only for a moment,and then you out side and take your nephew/niece to McDonalds/Movie.

I tend to prefer Iron Maiden,first few albums,of course.

>colo-colo t-shirt
lel at that pic

>dude it's cathartic fuck the rest of the neighborhood you should be planting your kids in front of the tv

Or getting them ready for baseball or to go swimming at a lake or whatever. Your way is totally the right way, though, and everyone should confirm my suburban king!

I can already tell you are too dumb to even stand a chance against me. You're one of those 300 lb. fatties that thinks they have muscle, right?

Misery
Bowie's Labyrinth
Point Break
Kramer vs Kramer
Bubba Ho Tep

I prefer Black Sabbath the Dio years

I can handle that. My niece and nephew aren't quite old enough to do cool stuff with yet though.

*SIP*
YEAH THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC

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I’m 24 and already freaking out about reaching 30.
My hair is already balding so I got a wear a hat on my tinder dates and can’t see the girl for too long or else she’ll get suspicious.
Fuck my life

>listening shoot to thrill with max volume
>mfw

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A lot of those movies are more like early gen-x movies (Ace Ventura, The Crow, Being John Malkovich, etc) Others like Buffalo 66 or Virgin Suicides are absolutely 100% gen-x films.

>the Dio years
Controversial!

I would've said Tony Martin but then I'd had to specify pre-Dehumanizer because Cross Purposes and Forbidden were really lame

Happy for you man, Hope you two have a happy life.

>I know a dude who went through both Iraq wars though.
he must have really hated hajis, huh

At the arcade,it was either this song or one more game.
I mowed a lawn so I could hear this song while playing the punisher vidya.
Also had to ride my bike SO FAR for that.Bowling alley arcade.
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>dio
yes..
>dio in black sa
i'm sorry user, you're a faggot

*nods at you in a parking lot*

Life imitates art

ROCK N ROLL TRAIN????? NOW THATS A COMEBACK!!!!!!!

-RICK

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Been listening to Def Leppard during my free time when I get some time away from the wife. Now, "Hysteria," there's a single I can get behind. Not like the stuff they play on every station.

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Came here to post this.

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Seriously though, Motherload is the fucking bomb. I bought that shit on disk I loved it so much.

Honestly, I like all Black Sabbath. Not just Dio, not just Tony Martin, all of it. All the way up to Dehumanizer anyway. Shit, one of my favourite Sabbath songs is "Angry Heart" and that's from the friggin' Seventh Star album. And lately I haven't been able top stop thinking about Headless Cross.

>50
>still posts on Yea Forums
lol gettl outta here granpa

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I don't know how to set up a poll.
Let's vote on the most boomer dad thing!
Either a saying or activity.
A) Free time from the wife
B) Not using the clutch while shifting.
c) Waking up early on your day off to mow the lawn
d) Looking out the window just in case some kid is on my lawn.
e) Being jealous of my kids cat,that guy sleeps all day and people call hi fall,but in a loving way.
f) Neighbor dad admiring my tool box.
g) Alternator vs battery... I know why you car won't start.
h) "Times are tough,I assume the reason you haven't mowed your lawn is because your out of work."
i) *eyes tree stump and thinks of explosive ways to remove it*
j) No I won't drive you,you can walk!
Why do you think God gave you two legs!
k) Eat it! It'll put hair on your chest.
l) Because I said so!
m) NO!
o)*hugs pet when nobody is watching*
p)Offers your friend a beer,but never you
q)"OH,So I guess we are air conditioning the entire planet"
r)Continuation of q...Let m check my ID...oh,surprise,turns out my last name is not Rockefeller! Close the god damn door!

>50
I'm only 41.
You probably bulled me.

for me it's d)

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>there are people over 22 on Yea Forums
yikes, does it really get that bad?

>not naming the wife as the missus or the ol' ball and chain
are you even trying?

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>Not using the clutch while shifting.
Literally not possible you dumb ameritard unless you want to choke and restart the engine every time you shift.

I'll have you know that I had a young'un type that out.
You keep that attitude up and I'm; likely to put a strap upon you.
serious,them poll things..do you know how to start one?
I'm making dinner,not gonna google it.

>>Not using the clutch while shifting.
>Literally not possible
Just hold on,every reply will accurately call you a zoomer.
p.s. you are also a fag,but the kind of fag that fags make fun of,fag.

kid.

HAHA HOW ARE THE KIDS LARRY????
-BILL

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you are not old enough to chan,fag.

>Literally not possible
Explain why?

Who's more grizzled. I know this one.

yes suh!

>Literally not possible
Eurotards can't float gears.
psst,euro frens,I know this kid doesn't speak for you.

If you have netflix,the winner of that game show plays a similar character.
Robert Duvall,he even says "yus suh,yep" a few times.
netflix.com/title/70117559
The title is Get Low

FAG!

>are you even trying?
no.
pls post more boom pics!

SURE THING BUDDY!!!!!

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I'm gonna get my neighbor to open this pic on her tendo video game get up..
In the mean time,I will sneak a beer as I work on my lawnmower.

WHAT LAWNMOWER DO YOU HAVE?????? I HOPE ITS' IS JOHN DEERE!!!!!!!

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Er...Yep!
*spray paints green over the honda logo*

GTO will BTFO the rest!

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>*spray paints green over the honda logo*
loled rather loud

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He drove Route Irish. So yes, he fucking hated them.

keked and checked
>100 $ view

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AIRHEADS
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Thank you for this picture.
*asks a kid to explain this to me*

Only Irl old fags S know what the word Pontiac stands for.

Wait,do only boomers shake hands?
I shook hands with a cop that pulled me over the other day.
The cop was way younger than me.
Also,my doctor is younger than me.
Also,I have a doctor.

guys,what is this from and pls post more pics.

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I work in retail and boomers are literally the only people that will go out of their way to fuck with you, they'll drop stuff on purpose just so that I have to bend over and pick it up, they'll clap me on the shoulder and touch me and then tell me to relax, fucking assholes.

Bullshit.

>1969 DODGE CHARGER 440
unironically my favorite car and I'm merely a 25 year old boomer

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I recommend the hunted with tommy lee jones and Benicio del toro, now that’s a movie

I've buried too many friends to make new ones.
To you,I say good day sir.
*goes about choring*

>wifing a 22 year old
Yup, she’ll take you to the cleaners.

So Escape Plan is the ultimate boomer kino?

that's all for today, folks
bye

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Ive seen that too actually. Forgot i even watched it. I used to be a pretty autistic tarantino fan in high school. I still think his movies are good but after getting older they arent as sophisticated as they first appeared. I guess i could see his new one one it comes out. Theres some okay movies here and there but i just cant remember the last one that made me actually want to see it in theatres

Free Willy
Fly Away Home
Flipper
Ferngully

youtu.be/FCjlubLJcxk

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Chances are he will die before she finds the real last will.
She gets the roller skates.

Those are all movies that a 40 yr old finds childish.

literally the whitest movie of the 90's

Marrying a trap huh.

You bet Jurassic!
(90's dad joke)

based boomerchad

The ol' battle-ax for me

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una baltica, una polera del colo y en la cárcel

taienzii

Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac

This

*delta force recruitment intensifies*

the matrix is millenial tier and t2 is gen x.

American Beauty, Unforgiven, falling Down

Yep.
Black dude I worked with laughed his ass off when he heard this!

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You're a limp wristed faggot, user. Real men report illegals to ICE.

>American Beauty
NO! That is a chick flick.
other two,yeah.

Based on this pic and your main childhood era here, are you Gen X, Millennial, or Zoomer?

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Boomer mom vacuuming?
Thank you for posting boomer lady!
Boomer mom feeds the pets but scares the hell out of them when she cleans house.

Seriously who makes these graphics? It's a very admirable form of autism.

lmao i still have VHS tape with that movie

>there are reasons why they didn't sell that many
good damnit Dale I thought you were better than this shit, they didn't sell many because it was a LIMITED RUN
>when was the last time you've seen one?
Grand Natty? shiet, all the boomers lucky enough to have one KNO WUT I GOT and keep that shit locked up except for Cars and Coffee, fuck me Dale why do I have to keep telling you this shit??

>They Live (1988)
>Starship Troopers (1997)
>Eyes wide shut
>Lord of The Rings
>Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
>Batman Beyond Return of the Joker
>Dark Night Trilogy
>Titanic
>Every 90's movie

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Actual boomer kino.

I just took this pic IRL.
middle Illinoisans,just off off i55

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Dark knight is zoomer, it came out in 2008. 2008 was already part of the Zoomer childhood era

>They Live
The Hot Rod Rowdy Roddy Piper?

The rest of you name one better fight scene.

Who do you think boomers are?

Anakin vs Obi-Wan, Star Wars Ep 3

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Was it raining?

*tells me to put glasses on*
refuse
*guy tells me again*
I'm not gonna deal with this
*dude shoves me and says I has best put on these damn sunglasses*
I don't know what you game is,and I don't care.
You listen to me,You can take those sunglasses and shove them...*gets a suplex*
*gives a body slam*
*gets the glasses put on my face*
uh..oh...you are right!

No,night time,but I lead a bunch of people that climbed fences as we cut through yards.
Give e sec and I will give you a map.

you forgot backing into parking spaces and saying "help me up" when sitting on a couch and making the youngest, weakest family member pull them up by their arm

You sure your parents aren't part of the "Silent Generation"?

Suck my dick faggot

If his parents are 70 then they are boomers. My grandma was greatest generation and she was born in the early 1920s.

Born on the 4th of July

I haven't had interest in movies or tv since I was 18

40 year old boomercore = anything released in the 90s

30 year old boomercore = anything released in the 2000s

literal boomercore = anything released in the 60s and 70s

>backing into parking spaces
Yes
>saying "help me up"
no,not under any circumstance

>never driven a car before